Hey.
Where you going?
I'm going for a walk.
Wanna come?
A walk?
Ye, a walk.
Why?
To go walking?
Ye but...
What's the point?
What's the point of walking?
Ye
Where you going?
I dunno I might do the forest loop.
A loop?
So you'll end up in the same place?
Well its about the journey not the destination.
How long is it going to take?
About 2 and a half hours.
Would you not just run you'd be way quicker?
Well, I prefer walking OK? What's wrong with that?
I dunno, its just shows a sort of lack of ambition
Well I'm not actually sure you'd be able for it.
Its a tough walk.
A tough - walk??
Listen to yourself!
Well you have to pass through some restricted fields.
And is there a bull?
Or a farmer with a gun?
Well no but there is gates that you need to mount.
Well excuse me, Sir Edmund Hillary
Look its exercise..
Walking isn't exercise!
I walk to the gym...
but I don't count the walk there as "the exercise".
Its been proven to be good for your cardiovascular system.
What are you 80?!
I like walking so what.
The only people who like walking...
Are people who've had they're hips replaced.
Well its a great way to enjoy nature.
You don't enjoy nature.
That's not the verb.
You enjoy Game of Thrones
You just...
Exist in nature.
What are you doing?
Stretching.
For a walk?
Its strenuous.
What's going to happen, you stub you're toe.
Last weekend we climbed The Sugar Loaf
You climbed The Sugar Loaf?
Yes.
Did you use a harness?
Crampons?
Did you plant a flag at the summit?
No.
Were you sponsored by red bull?
Did you use a Go-Pro?
Of course not.
Well then you walked The Sugar Loaf
Why do you have to ruin everything for me?
I'm just painting the picture of the sad reality of your life.
Ye well you know what's sad?
Sitting on your arse playing computer games all day.
I am fighting the nazis
on Normandy Beach
So excuse me if I can't join you
to loose 4 calories
playing with the trees.
Well i think you should you might enjoy yourself.
Fine I will go on your stupid walk...
but I'm not going to enjoy it.
Great I'll drive.
What?
Oh you have to drive to this walk.
Drive??
To the walk???
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