- Ho, ha, you fucking crazy, they don't know about this.
Are you fucking crazy?
- [Man] Yo, rip that shit.
- They don't know, change it, where can we
move this camera.
No, no, you gonna figure it out.
I haven't used a Beyblade in so long.
Just know I had all these stadiums.
I used to fucking bet Beyblades, build Beyblades.
C'mon man, do you see how it's going?
C'mon.
Okay, that's gone, gone perfect.
But Beyblades is the shit.
Yo, it's Kadiba L, Killy Kilimanjaro and you're watching
Throw Backs with all def.
(hiphop music playing)
I used to steal Beyblades, low key.
I'm not even gonna like,
you know when everyone is in grade two, grade three,
they have their open desk, and like they have
their pencils there, everyone kept their Beyblades there,
I used to steal Beyblades bruh, like and Tamagotchis.
Oh my God, we gonna stop right there.
Beyblades, Tamagotchis, all that, uh oh!
Fuck B..
You see these.
- [Man] Are those Yugioh cards?
- Holy.
Oh another, this is so bad.
All these memories I have of these are bad but like,
kids used to drop their whole deck and I'll be like,
oh what the fuck, I'll help you pick them up.
And then next thing you know, you're missing
a shadow swell, you know what I'm saying, fucking.
- [Man] You missing a dragon, blue eyes--
- Blue eyes white dragon, that shit is like,
that shit is just classic but like, you know.
Yo, Yugioh low key has a deeper meaning, just know.
You have to take it in, all the Egyptian gods and shit.
Trust me, what else do we have?
Caillou, that's a real throwback, only the real know
about the Caillou.
They don't know about the Caillou.
I used to watch Caillou when I was young, young, young.
Caillou was sick, you know what I'm saying.
I just never understood why the man was bald.
Like I swear, he's like,
Uh, you just, bruh.
I don't know.
He said he had cancer?
That's fucked up.
I don't know if that's what happened.
(background chatter)
I'm pretty sure that was like some conspiracy.
Caillou was lit, you know what I'm saying.
God damn, rush hour, what the fuck!
This shit was hilarious, I swear to God
this was the funny,
Which one was this?
- [Man] The first one.
- Is this the one where they go into the dojo and
the man is like, yo.
- [Man] That's three
- Oh, that's Rush Hour 3.
Bruh, there was one where the guy man walked into the dojo
or whatever it's called and he's like, yo, who are you,
or like some shit.
I forget how this shit went, it was just hilarious.
- [Man] I am you, you are me. - Yeah, I am you, you are me.
I was like, bruh, that shit was hilarious to me.
As a kid I laughed a lot, Rush Hour was sick.
Never gets old too.
Yanks, yanks.
Yanks.
These.
Game Boy, Game Boy SP.
You guys have Pokemon like,
nah, you don't have the Game Boy SP ones?
The Game Boy SP ones that used to run because I was
old enough to really be good at it.
Yeah, Emerald, I have probably too many hours on Emerald.
Pokemon was live, you know what I'm saying.
I got the Gengar the hand, you know what I'm saying.
Pokemon, the wave.
Yo, it's Killy, Young Kilimanjaro and we're here
checking out these throwbacks.
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yes he was born with multiple heart issues yeah they gave us a percentage
for him to be alive 40 percent they told the others no more so the only thing for
him just to go to a heart transplant and it's always say you know his best bet is
to be in Palo Alto otherwise he's just gonna suffer it I was nervous ditching
my ordered yeah so the whole time we were just trying to you know keep eyes
on him and just make sure that we show him how much we love him just in case if
he doesn't make it to the surgery I was 16 a lot older yeah kitty no I'm not no
Jenna she's one of these nurses she explained with me oh no and bingo and
game jitter to me we're very thankful people that actually take out of their
life and to help others we learned to do the same
- especially with a kid I decided to be a donor just in case if I should save
somebody else's
thank you for helping me
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Pink Panther is an Olympic Athlete! | 35 Min Compilation | Pink Panther and Pals - Duration: 35:26.
(dramatic Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
(cheering)
(crowd gasps)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(crowd booing)
(crunching)
(air horn sounds)
(groans)
(dog barks)
(air horn blares)
(clattering)
(chuckles)
(groans)
(yells)
(screams, groans)
(screams)
(groaning)
(crowd cheers)
(screaming)
(crowd cheers)
(crowd boos)
YAH!
OOH!
(crowd cheers)
(electronic pulsing)
WAH!
(dog barks)
(chomp)
(grumbling)
(disc beeping)
(electronic beeping)
(chuckles)
(dog barks)
(chomp)
(crash)
(yells)
(clapping)
(raspberries)
(dog barks)
(mechanical whirring)
(crowd cheers)
(crowd boos)
(Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
(arrows hitting)
(whimpering)
(air horn sounds)
(honking)
(mechanical clattering)
(engine sputters)
(whimpering)
(sobbing)
(crowd cheering)
(crowd cheers)
(fly buzzes)
(chewing)
(groaning)
(skidding)
(whistles)
(triumphant music)
♪ ♪
(sobbing)
(remote control beeping)
(microwave pad beeping)
(popcorn popping)
(sucking)
(sucking)
(lightsaber whizzing)
(objects shatter)
(gulps)
(sucking)
(electricity crackling)
(electricity crackling)
(explosion)
(cell phone beeps)
(dial tone)
(muttering)
(shuts off cell phone)
(doorbell rings)
(engine revs, horn honks)
(celestial tones)
♪ ♪
(squeaking and muttering)
(monkey chatters)
(flatulence)
(chittering)
(shrieks)
(item rubbing against package)
(triumphant tone)
(remote control beeps)
(beeping)
(engine racing)
(tires screech)
(vacuum snarling)
(vacuum sucking)
(remote control beeps)
(engine racing)
(glass shatters)
(remote control beeps)
(garage door opening, closing)
(crash)
(airplane flying overhead)
(remote control beeping)
(engines blast)
(remote control beeps)
(plane swooshing)
(bike bell rings)
(remote control beeps)
(growling)
(howls)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(werewolf snarls)
(remote control beeping rapidly)
(bike bell rings)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(deep bass)
(gentle breeze sound)
(gale force wind sound)
(system shuts off)
(articles clattering)
(remote control beeps)
(monkey chattering)
(chair crashes)
(chair growling)
(remote control beeps)
(chair hollers)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(pop)
(boing)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
(remote control beeps)
WHEW!
(handle squeaks)
(faucet running)
(television playing)
(handle squeaking)
(channels changing)
(water splashing)
(handle squeaking)
(channels changing)
(lasers firing)
(droid beeping)
(lasers firing)
(remote control beeps)
(water pouring)
(lasers firing)
(sipping)
(jackhammer hammering)
(heavenly music)
GOOD MORNING, PINK.
HOPE THAT THE DAY FINDS YOU WELL.
HO, HO, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER SCORCHER.
ICE CREAM?
INSPIRED CHOICE, SIR.
NOW FINDING YOUR ROUTE.
RIGHT. WE'RE OFF, THEN.
APPROACHING YOUR FINAL DESTINATION.
YOU HAVE ARRIVED.
PINK LEMONADE SHERBET?
OH, WHAT AN EXCELLENT CHOICE, SIR.
THAT CERTAINLY BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.
AH, YES. MY FATHER WAS A COMPASS, YOU KNOW,
AND HE JUST LOVED PINK LEMONADE.
(electricity crackling)
(jumbled speech)
WHERE AM I, DEAR BOY?
ICE CREAM?
OH, DEAR, NO, NO, NO.
MY BABY DESERVES SOMETHING MUCH HEALTHIER.
UH, NOW, UH, LET'S SEE HERE.
AH, NOW A HEALTHY SMOOTHIE
WOULD BE JUST THE THING FOR MY LITTLE POPPET.
NOW LET'S BUCKLE UP.
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE.
OH, JUST LOOK AT GRANNY'S LITTLE PRINCE.
LET'S GET GOING, SHALL WE?
(tires screeching)
(blowing whistle)
(tires screeching)
HELLO, DEAR.
I'D LIKE TO ORDER AN EXTRA-LARGE
RAZZAMAGOGO OMEGA GAMMA THREE-B HAPPY TILAPI FIBRO BLASTER,
WITH EXTRA BROCCOLI FOAM TO GO, PLEASE.
BOTTOMS UP, DEAR.
NOW, ISN'T THAT SO MUCH BETTER THAN ICE CREAM?
AH, WHAT A LOVELY DAY.
AH, THIS DRY HEAT DOES WONDERS FOR MY COMPLEXION.
DON'T YOU...
ICE CREAM? THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, BROTHER.
(engine revs)
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
TIME TO PUSH IT TO THE MAX, BROTHER!
PEDAL TO THE METAL!
(screams)
WHOO-HOO!
(siren wails)
HERE COMES OUR SHORTCUT, BROTHER.
THIS'LL SAVE US LOADS OF TRAFFIC TIME.
TO THE EXTREME!
(siren wails)
AAH!
YEE-HA!
WHO NEEDS A HIGHWAY WHEN WE CAN GO MY WAY?
NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF TRAFFIC.
RIGHT TURN COMING UP.
HA HA! HA HA! HA HA!
(tires screech)
I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHOA, WHOA, HEY, HEY.
WHOA, TAKE IT EASY, BROTHER!
HEY, WHOA, WHOA! UH-OH!
(panting)
(yawns)
(growls, barks)
(barking continues)
(barking)
(whistles)
(meows)
(triumphant music)
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
(bell dings)
(fountain trickling)
(engine roaring)
(swoosh)
(high-pitched squabble)
(intense music)
♪ ♪
(wind whistling)
(whoosh)
(jazzy Egyptian music)
♪ ♪
(ding dong)
(creaking)
GRR...
(tapping)
(groaning)
(electricity zapping)
(whoosh)
(squeak)
(doorbell)
GRRR.
GRRR!
(Egyptian music)
♪ ♪
(rattling)
(gasping and growling)
OH! HMM?
(eerie music)
♪ ♪
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
HEH, HEE HEE!
(rumbling)
(haunting music)
♪ ♪
(scurrying feet)
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
(boing)
(creaking)
HEE HEE!
(boink)
(boing)
(snap)
HMM?
(object falling)
HMM...
(chirping)
(screeching)
HA HA HA HA HA!
(screeching)
HEE HEE, HMM!
(exhaling)
(adventurous music)
♪ ♪
(boing)
(boing)
(boing)
(boing)
HA HA HA HA!
(boing)
(scratching)
WHOA?
GRR!
(mumbling angrily)
(crank)
(rumbling)
HUH?
(click)
AH! AH! AH-HA-HA!
(crank)
(rumbling)
(muffled groaning)
GRR! UGH.
HMM...
(rumbling)
(rattling)
(hissing)
SSSS!
(snakes hissing)
(Pink Panther theme song)
♪ ♪
(rattling)
HUH? GRR!
(skidding)
EEE!
(rattling and hissing)
HA!
(crunching)
AH!
(suspenseful music)
♪ ♪
(sliding)
(slam)
(trickling water)
(choral music)
GRR!
GRRR!
GRR. VROOM!
(eerie sound)
(groaning)
(crackling)
(growling)
(panting)
swoosh!
AHH!
(growling)
(thumping)
(screeching)
(boing)
(boink)
(boink)
(barking)
(swooshing)
(boing)
(screeching)
(boing)
(pot cracking)
(thud)
HMM...
(buzzing and screaming)
(moaning)
(growling)
(scurrying)
(screech)
(growling)
HA HA HA HA HA!
OH?
(boink)
(boing)
(growling)
(whistling)
(panting)
(grunting)
OH, OH, OH, OH.
(metal clank)
AHH!
(twinkling)
AHHH!
(nervous chuckle)
AHHH!
OOH! AH!
(gargling)
AH!
UH! OOH!
(grunting)
AH!
EH!
(blowing raspberries)
(fountain trickling)
(giggling and tooting)
(cheers and applause)
(baby crying)
(cough)
(burp)
(cooing)
(clock chiming)
(clocks ticking)
(boing)
(suspenseful music)
(light music)
♪ ♪
(growling)
(barking angrily)
(static noises)
(robot voice) HYPESE 9000.
DESTINATION HOME, COMPLETED.
(soft beep)
(barking)
(birds chirping)
(grunt)
(growl)
WHEW.
(growl)
(intriguing music)
MM. MM, MM.
(growling)
RAWR!
(triumphant music)
♪ ♪
(clattering noise)
(gasp)
(loud grumbling)
(growls)
MM.
PTHHSSP!
(boing)
(soft upbeat)
♪ ♪
(beeps)
(robot voice) HYPESE 9000.
(static noise)
(odd robot music) GO BACK IN TIME.
DESTINATION...
100 MILLION YEARS AGO.
(suspenseful music)
(silence)
(loud robot voice) ALARM CLOCK.
(loud beeping)
(sigh)
(ping noise)
(waking grunt)
(growl)
(chomp)
(growling)
(tapping feet)
HEH?
MM.
(crickets chirping)
(growl, stomp)
(cheers and applause)
(whimper)
(groan)
(suspenseful music)
♪ ♪
(growl)
(beeping)
(robot voice) GO FORWARD IN TIME.
(chomping)
(frightened growl)
(cheers and applause)
(groan)
MM!
(trumpets heralding)
YAH!
(whipping noise)
(whipping noise)
(coughing)
PTHHSSP!
(neighing)
(falling noise)
(distant cheers and applause)
(loud roar)
(growl)
YAH!
EH, HUH?
AGH!
(giggles)
(suspenseful music)
♪ ♪
(triumphant chuckles)
(distant applause)
(whipping noise)
(thudding hooves)
(slow motion) NOOO!
(boing)
AH!
NO--AGH!
HM? (chuckles) UH?
(angelic music)
(suspenseful music)
(robot voice) GO BACK IN TIME.
DESTINATION...1,000 B.C.
(boing)
(cracking noise)
(crumbling, crashing)
AGH!
(whimpers)
(growls)
(birds chirping)
(intriguing music)
HA-HA!
(giggles)
(robot voice) SPEED UP TIME.
NOW.
BACK TO NORMAL SPEED.
HUH? (confused grumbles)
(crumbling)
(robot voice) RANDOM JUMP NOW.
(birds chirping)
(whirring)
AH!
(horn honking)
(robot voice) DESTINATION HOME.
(static noise)
DESTINATION HOME, COMPLETED.
(growling)
(barks)
(suspenseful music)
(gasp)
(smacking, punching noises)
(screams)
(growls)
(crashing noise)
(smacking noise)
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Why Hopelessness Is Hilarious (Rick & Morty, Archer, Gary and his Demons) – Wisecrack Edition - Duration: 13:06.
Hey, Wisecrack.
Jared here.
Full disclosure: this video was made possible by the people over at VRV.
We've been fans of the Mondo show Happy Tree Friends for a while, so when VRV reached
out and asked us to check out the new Mondo show Gary and His Demons streaming exclusively
on VRV, we were pretty excited.
And five episodes in, we couldn't help but notice a lot of similarities to two other
Wisecrack favorites: Archer, and this show that we've mentioned once or twice before
— don't hate.
One particular moment stood out to us as particularly Zeitgeisty: "When it comes to murdering
people, I guess you could say…"
"You're hooked."
"What?
Wha-What'd you say?"
"I guess you could say you're hooked, that's what you were going to say."
"That wasn't what I was going to say" "Pretty sure it is."
"No, it's not."
"Your whole personality is hooks, man."
"There's other hook things you can say!"
"Alright."
Which reminded us of this — "Cool runnings, man."
"God, would you give it a rest?
Uh…
Damn, I had something for this." and this — "I guess I did the butler, haha!
Does… does that scan?"
"Oh, I…
I get it."
This subversion of hero one liners got us thinking: why is this kind of humor so prevalent
these days?
Is there something more going on here that says something about our modern social condition?
And as we watched more, we realized that was just the tip of the iceberg.
So, if you haven't seen Gary and His Demons yet, check out vrv.co/wisecrack for a 30-day
free trial, and join us, as we impart on a time-honored Wisecrack tradition: over-explaining
a joke for the sake of social commentary.
One thing we've noticed lately is a particular trend in comedy: subjecting the fantastic
to the mundane.
In Rick and Morty, the fanciful fairy tale of Jack and the Beanstalk is taken down a
peg, when the narrative becomes mired in legal proceedings.
The horrifying Freddy Krueger has the same marital woes and performance anxiety as your
average shlub, and even the post-apocalypse still has suburban domestic spats.
"Ding, ding, ding!
Wow!
Everybody hear that?"
In Archer, the secret agent fantasy of blowing sh*t up and womanizing is subjected to the
realities of expense reports, — "You've got some serious discrepancies in your account."
"No, Cyril."
"I'm sure you wouldn't use operational funds for personal expenses."
— HR, — "Most of my job's dealing with sexual harassment complaints against
Mr. Archer." — and hearing loss — "What the sh*t, Barry?"
"What?
We don't have any peppers."
"Or earplugs, you idiot.
You know how bad that is for your eardrums!?"
"What?!"
Gary and His Demons does the same, subjecting demon-hunting to the mundanities of office
life and sock puppets.
"You'd be comfortable talking to my friend, Sock Guy."
"What?"
"Hi, Sock Guy."
Why does this comedy work so well?
And why now?
Or, at least for adult cartoon viewers between the ages of 18-34.
Well, to be overly dramatic: one could say it's because OUR DREAMS ARE DEAD.
Still with me?
Good.
Because to understand why, we're gonna have to dive in to the philosophy of humor.
There are a few major theories of humor out there, but one that popped up only a few hundred
years ago is "incongruity" - basically the idea that humor arises from the discrepancy
between our expectations and reality.
I mean, what is a punch-line if not the subversion of our expectations?
"Remember, we used to smoke pot and then talk about how one day maybe we could on Conan
together?"
"Yeah, that was yesterday."
But there's one philosopher who takes this further, arguing that humor arises from the
incongruity between our notion of ourselves as humans, and the subversion of that notion
by the mechanical nature of our lives.
While this theory is a bit antiquated, we can use it to help us understand humor today.
In 1900, philosopher Henri Bergson theorized that the source of humor was the "mechanical
encrusted upon the human."
Writing during the industrial revolution, Bergson said when we laugh because someone
falls, it's not necessarily their misfortune that we find funny, but the spectacle of a
machine malfunctioning — in this case, our bodies.
For example: Take the classic prank of pulling a chair out from under a friend about to sit.
They fall on their ass.
Hilarity ensues.
According to Bergson, we laugh because an action as routine as "sitting down" is
basically the body on autopilot.
Seeing that habitual motion fail is what generates the lulz.
And while this kind of falling-on-your-ass humor certainly predates machines, we can
still think of it in terms of mechanical rigidity against human flexibility.
It's probably no coincidence that Bergson was writing when factories and machines reshaped
modern life.
More than 30 years later, Charlie Chaplin would, in some ways, embody elements of Bergson's
theory in "Modern Times," where the intrusion of mechanization onto the human is put front
and center.
If Modern Times was so popular, was it because he struck a nerve with people's relationship
to machines?
For Chaplin, it's not just that humans are acting like machines, but have also become
entangled in a society of machines.
Which brings us to modern day: we no longer feel our sense of self threatened by physical
machines, but another kind of machine.
You see, Bergson's formulation has evolved.
Humor isn't just the "machine encrusted upon the human," but "society encrusted
upon the human."
The component parts of society: state and corporate bureaucracy, cultural expectations,
all act like a kind of machine - one that happens to simultaneously feed us dreams and
tear them away from us.
The discrepancy between our fantasies that helped us cope with reality, and the reality
that forsakes those dreams is the new engine of humor in 2018.
Gary and His Demons imagines a "chosen" demon hunter as a sad-sack working stiff who
can't even retire.
"I realized why I'm mean all the time.
It's because my job f**king sucks and my life f**king sucks more than anyone else's.
And that's not navel-gazing.
That is the truth."
Demons have to face being "in" or "out" like fashion trends.
"He's the hot new mirror monster.
Runnin' his mouth about how the old guard is out of touch.
Bloody Mary dates back to the 1500s.
I am mirror monsters!
That's me!"
In Archer, even the exciting world of espionage won't take your mind off your flex account.
"I forgot to spend the balance in my goddamn flex account!"
And while Rick may be the only one "above it all" — I mean, he's not bogged down
by expense reports and bureaucracy, — "They're bureaucrats.
I don't respect them.
Just keep shooting, Morty."
— his arch nemeses are a bunch of himselfs that reduce other versions of himself to factory
workers and stooges.
The whole joke of "Simple Rick" is the revealing the real nature of escapist fantasy
as just another cog in the soulless machine — "Come home to the unique flavor of shattering
the grand illusion.
Come home… to Simple Rick."
And it's not just these three shows: this kind of humor is everywhere.
"The Good Place" imagines an afterlife full of legal arbitration and algorithms.
"When your time on earth has ended, we calculate the total value of your life using our perfectly
accurate measuring system.
Only the people with the highest scores, the true cream of the crop, get to come here to
the good place."
"One Punch Man" imagines superhero-ing as a dumb bureaucratic game mired in red tape,
and the sleeper hit soon-to-be-TV-show "What We Do In the Shadows" envisions frightening
vampires fighting over banal roommate issues.
"Vampires don't do dishes!"
To return to Bergson, if we find all this funny, it's because we are confronted with
a mirror of our own lives.
More than just laughing at bodies as machines, we laugh when we imagine people as mere instruments
of a greater machine.
Bergson gives the example of a person who performs their duty not like a human, but
like a machine.
He cites a story he found in a newspaper: a large steamer was wrecked off the coast
of France.
After courageously rushing to save the passengers, the customs officers didn't ask if the survivors
if they're okay, but rather, immediately asked if they had anything to declare.
The customs officers were not acting as humans, but mere instruments of a larger bureaucracy.
And this is exactly what shows like Archer, Gary and his Demons, and sometimes Rick and
Morty, rely on — how we've become mere instruments of a larger game.
"We know how you feel.
We're working stiff Ricks just like you, but our assembly line is justice."
It puts on display the incongruity between the way we imagine the world ought to be,
and the way it really is.
Because of this discrepancy, we no longer live in a world where we can stomach the cheery
idealism of heroes past, but have to deconstruct the fantasy at every turn because our fantasies
have been deconstructed.
We can't imagine much of anything without wanting to think of what is pulling its strings.
Take the superhero one-liner, once a source of catharsis — "Yippee kay-a motherf**ker."
It now needs to be exposed as a tired cliche.
So we get this — "Table for one."
"Eh… you wanna try… you wanna try, eh… one more time?"
"Um…
This guy's cut off." — and this — "You should know this isn't personal."
"You should know that isn't original."
— and this — "Gilette should be ready with a transdermal solution of the most powerful
laxative known to man."
"I…
Dammit, I had something for this!"
Marvel movies can't sell superheroes without constantly undercutting the seriousness of
what they're doing.
"Hey!
Hey!
We know each other.
He's a friend from work."
Deadpool is one of the most popular superheroes by virtue of not being a hero at all.
And things like CinemaSins draw humor from subjecting films to a level of cold-hard logic
that they weren't even built for.
This leads us to the second marker of modern humor - a broken protagonist.
Now, this certainly isn't new — Jerry Seinfeld did it over 20 years ago.
But instead of looking up to Burt Reynolds, we now admire a broken version of Burt Reynolds
or a broken Van Helsing or a broken Doc Brown.
And then there's something like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, a show that, according
to creator Glenn Howerton, shows what the American Dream looks like when you fail.
Even the notion of doing good deeds is shat on: relishing in the collateral damage that
often comes with being a "good guy."
Our demon hunter amputates an orphan by accident, and tries to be a nicer person before realizing
it's pointless.
"You came!
I knew you cared about me!
You ARE a good guy!"
"F**k you!"
Similarly, Morty tries to save an interdimensional being from assassination only to discover
it only wants to exterminate all life — "Carbon-based life is a threat to all higher life.
To us, you are what you would call a disease."
— and has to kill it himself.
Rick highlights the futility of do-gooding when he says, "What about the reality where
Hitler cured cancer?
The answer is don't think about it."
And the entire premise of Archer is to explore the self-obsessed eccentricities of the people
who are supposed to keep us safe at night.
"Rampaaaaaage!"
To summarize: we were promised jetpacks and hoverboards, and because we never got them:
we have no fantasies, no heroes, and some serious skepticism about doing good.
And now the best sense of pleasure we can get is collectively reflecting on that sense
of disappointment.
Now, that's not to say we are completely without dreams.
Instead of dreaming of nicer cars and the perfect relationship — which sure, definitely
still happens — we also get gratification by relishing in the utterly mundane.
"Would you rather get embroiled in a particularly nasty Ponzi scheme or go on a date with Trevor
from school?!"
Things like the Roy game or this are barely even science fiction.
"She's obsessed with her new virtual bouncer game.
Real fun, ha ha ha."
"You on the list?
Nice try, pal.
Get to the back of the line!"
Is it any different than that the wildly popular Job Simulator game, where one pretends to
be a robot poorly re-enacting mundane office work?
Or clicker games?
But is everything hopeless?
Of course not.
Yes, we Wisecrackers can sometimes seem like curmudgeons, but that's what happens when
you read philosophy, BRO!
But I promise, there's still hope - like my dog, Woody.
Look at that baby face muffin man.
Oh, oh— or, for instance, I went to this place that took my two favorite sauces - hummus
and garlic sauce — and turned it into ONE sauce.
It pretty much shattered my worldview.
So, look, how can you fixate on the hopelessness of the modern condition when there are still
breakthroughs made every day in sauce technology?
And for more good ol' fashioned distractions, check out new episodes of Gary and his Demons
on VRV every Sunday by going to vrv.co/wisecrack.
Whether you're online or offline you can watch Gary and a bunch of other great animated
shows on VRV: like Freakazoid, Bravest Warriors, Deep Space 69, and Bee & Puppycat.
Also, if you're into anime, VRV has all the best subbed AND dubbed shows, including: My
Hero Academia, Dragon Ball Super, Black Clover, and Food Wars.
Thanks to VRV for giving us this opportunity, and as always, guys, thanks for watching.
Peace.
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'GREY'S ANATOMY' STAR JESSE WILLIAMS IS DATING SPORTSCASTER TAYLOR ROOKS | MuLLu TV - Duration: 5:10.
'GREY'S ANATOMY' STAR JESSE WILLIAMS IS DATING SPORTSCASTER TAYLOR ROOKS
Jesse Williams has a new lady in his life.
Four months after headlines revealed hed split from Minka Kelly, the Greys Anatomy actor -- whos in the middle of a contentious custody battle following his 2017 split from wife Aryn Drake-Lee -- has moved on with SportsNet New York anchor Taylor Rooks, Page Six reports.
They are eager to keep their romance under wraps.
Hes been going through a difficult divorce, but hes found solace with Taylor, an insider told Page Six.
On May 26, Jesse and Taylor slipped into Atlantic City for 24 hours, an insider told the New York Posts gossip column, which further reports that Jesse, 36, and Taylor, 26, were seen on a Memorial Day weekend date at Kevin Harts comedy show at Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Before Taylor -- whos developed a strong social media presence and a reputation for getting big names to open up on her Timeout With Taylor Rooks podcast -- moved to SportsNet New York, she was at Big Ten Network.
Shes also worked for CBS Sports Network and as a football and basketball recruiting reporter for Scout.com.
She comes from a family of athletes that include her father, a former college football star at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (which is also Taylors alma mater), and uncles who played for the St.
Louis Cardinals and the Pittsburgh Steelers and New Orleans Saints.
Taylor is the first women to whom Jesses been romantically linked since Minka, 37.
When Jesse and wife Aryn split last year, some fans accused the actor of leaving her for Minka, whom hed worked with on a video game just before the divorce filing.
In July 2017, Jesse blasted his critics in JAY-Zs video Footnotes from 4:44..
I was in a relationship 13 years, 13 real years, not 5 years, not 7 years, 13 years and all of a sudden mother f------ are writing think pieces that I somehow threw a 13-year relationship, Jesse said, like the most painful experience Ive had in my life like with a person Ive loved with all my heart -- that I threw a person and my family in the trash because a girl I work with is cute.
He stepped out publicly with Minka last summer and in October, she denied she played any part in the demise of his marriage.
After an Instagram user commented, I hope the cheating rumors arent true.
It would be disappointing, Minka fired back, Theyre not.
Hate for you to be disappointed.
Glad I could clear that up for you.
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THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME!! | ROBLOX Gravity Shift. part 1 - Duration: 37:16.
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Is Doug Ford Opening Greenbelt??! | Ontario Election 2018 - Duration: 3:42.
hey what's up you guys Brett Wiederhold here and in today's video we're gonna
talk about some controversy that just occurred in the election for the Premier
of Ontario in 2018 so Doug Ford the candidate for the PC Party of Ontario
said that he was going to open up the green belt to allow for more development
of homes in this already protected area in the Golden Horseshoe the last little
while there's been a huge housing bubble where the prices have increased
dramatically in the Golden Horseshoe so his thoughts were opening up the
green belt would allow for more development which would allow for a
little bit more supply of homes which would ultimately or as he hoped would
decrease housing prices in the Golden Horseshoe however it looks like that's
not going to be the case as there was a huge public outcry and he quickly
scratched what he said and there's no plan as of yet to open up the green belt
I think it's important to note that when he did mention that he was going to open
up the green belt he was gonna open up quote-onquote chunks of the green belt
but he was also going to replace the exact same landmass in a different area
and add back to the green belt whatever he opened up okay so there was a huge
public outcry about opening up the green belt but for those of you that don't
necessarily understand or know what the green belt is let's dive right into that
so the green belt was proposed and implemented by Premier Dalton McGuinty
back in 2005 and what the green belt is is it's 800,000 hectares of land that
are protected that cannot be built upon by developers so essentially is just a
lot of farmland wetlands and forests that are protected by the Ontario
government again from the developers to discontinue or to slow down the urban
sprawl in the Toronto metropolitan area the most important part about the green
belt is that it provides the food and the recreation and habitats for nature
and the food for all of the people that are living within this metropolis of
Toronto so there was a huge public outcry because if we start decreasing
all these protected area it disturbs a the animals in the habit
and the ecosystems that already lived there and be it decreases our food
supply so that's a huge issue if we start increasing the amount of people
living within this urban sprawl where are we gonna get all of that food from
and that was one of the major consequences of decreasing the green
belt so as I said this is a vital part of the urban area for over nine million
people living within the Golden Horseshoe and yes we know that there is
a bit of an issue with affordable housing within the GTA which is why
condo prices are starting to skyrocket as well however is opening the green
belt the solution for affordable housing there are still a hundred thousand
hectares of land that are in the quote unquote
white belt that are still allowing for developers to build in those areas and
the amount of land in those areas will still allow for development for the next
twenty to thirty years so I'm not taking a stand on this I just wanted to give as
much information and just kind of talk about a little bit of the controversy
that occurred within the Ontario election I think it's just a super
interesting case study and I just wanted to share that with all of you I'm
curious what do you guys think if that was a plan would you be in support of it
he is opening up the green belt a great idea or should we be protecting all of
the land that's already protected as a proposed by Dalton McGuinty leave your
comments below I'm looking forward to hearing from you and if you have any
questions please feel free to contact me again I'm Brett wiederhold and I'll see
you next week
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7 Ways Salad is Making You Fat - Duration: 4:49.
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9 Ways Natural Deodorant is Good for You - Duration: 5:53.
- Hey, I'm Trina Felber.
And today, I want to talk
to you about nine reasons
why you should be buying
natural deodorant.
If you've been buying the same
antiperspirant deodorant since you were a teen,
it's time to make a change.
Do you even know what harmful ingredients
are hiding in that stick?
Well thankfully, there are now many different
all-natural options for deodorant.
You can pick one up at the grocery store
or you can easily, easily, easily,
find one online.
So let's take a look
at the nine reasons
you should be using
a natural deodorant.
First of all,
they're free from harmful ingredients.
So regular deodorants and antiperspirants
contain harmful ingredients like triclosan,
parabens, and aluminum compounds.
With natural deodorants,
you can rest assure that we don't use
anything that is harsh
or potentially damaging to your health.
Just all-natural ingredients
that do their job,
while nourishing your skin.
While fighting body odor and wetness.
But we'll come back to those
in one second.
So number two,
natural deodorant is easy to use.
There's no crazy secret behind using
Natural Deodorant.
Just hold the stick
up against your armpit for a few seconds
to warm it.
Simply swipe up and down,
just three to four times.
And then, gently massage it into
your skin with your fingers.
It's that simple.
Just be aware that you may need
to reapply it throughout the day.
Especially during the first few weeks,
when you're converting to natural deodorant,
as your body rids itself
of harmful toxins.
Number three,
baking soda free.
Have you ever tried natural deodorants
in the past to end up
with a red sensitive rash?
Ouch.
It burns, right?
Baking soda is added to deodorants
to neutralize any bad odor.
Yet, it disrupts the pH
under you armpit.
And can create this red,
irritating, and painful rash.
But using a baking soda-free deodorant
will keep you dry and smelling great
without any kind of irritation or rash.
Number four,
actually de-stink
before stink happens.
So deodorants work by masking your sweat
and nasty odor,
with all sorts of artificial fragrances.
But, what if you could prevent odor
before it happened?
This is exactly the case
with many natural deodorants.
The minerals used in natural deodorants
start working
the minute they're applied to your skin
to help prevent any kind
of stink from arising.
Number five,
it's made with magnesium
and zinc oxide.
The double duo.
Magnesium and zinc oxide are extremely effective
in helping to deodorize
the body.
Unlike
aluminum compounds, and other harmful ingredients
in regular antiperspirants,
magnesium and zinc oxide are completely
safe minerals.
Aluminum
is added to antiperspirants
to actually stop you from sweating.
However, you need to sweat.
Your sweat helps rid you of toxins.
And helps control your body temperature.
But magnesium and zinc oxide don't
prevent you from sweating.
Instead, these minerals convert fatty acids
that cause body odor,
into odorless salt.
And help kill the bacteria
that's responsible for body odor.
Number six,
is my favorite.
Activated charcoal.
So activated charcoal
is also used in Natural Deodorant
for moisture control.
It's able to absorb around 1,000 times
its weight in moisture.
And impurities, making it the
perfect ingredient
for keeping your armpits free
of sweat build up,
and odor.
Number seven,
they contain essential oils.
There are so many reasons
to add essential oils to Natural Deodorant.
They have antibacterial properties,
help moisturize the skin,
and add a lovely scent to the deodorant.
Number eight,
is scent variety.
Are you a fan of lavender?
Or what about, coconut?
With natural deodorants, you'll find there's
an endless amount
of scents to choose from
that are 100% natural and non-irritating
to your skin and body.
And the best part is that you can smell
great without having
to apply harmful toxic ingredients,
and fragrances, to your body at all.
Number nine,
there's added perks.
Aside from 100% all-natural ingredients,
many natural deodorants also are
gluten free.
And vegan.
So no matter your lifestyle,
you're sure to find a deodorant
that works.
For you and your lifestyle.
If you want more information
on all-natural deodorants,
head to The Healthy Me blog.
Or order the stick up from
Primal Life Organics.
We make 100% natural deodorant.
It's baking soda free.
Stay dry formula.
And it's super effective.
Thanks for watching.
Make sure you subscribe
to keep learning how
to create your healthy self.
See ya next time.
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Mikel reveals why this squad is better than the 2014 set - Duration: 2:33.
Super Eagles captain has opened up on the reason Nigeria failed to qualify beyond the round of 16 at the 2014 World Cup in Brazil.
The former Chelsea star revealed there was a dispute between the Football Federation and the players which led to a boycott in training.
The men in Green and White lost to France by 2-0 by two second half goals as the three-time African champions failed to go beyond the last 16 for the third time asking.
"There were a lot of problems in the camp which a lot of people didn't see, the media didn't see we kind of hid it under the table," Mikel told the Guardian.
"The relationships between the players were not good and there was no discipline. There was no good feeling, no good vibe.
"It almost got to people being pinned up against dressing-room walls, although not quite. It was confrontation and arguments. Players wanted to do their own thing and they didn't think about the team.".
The 33-year-old playmaker is also happy with the massive transformation Gernot Rohr has brought to the team in recent years.
He stressed that the present group is the most disciplined since he joined the team in 2005 and he believes the attitude in camp will bring positive results.
"The coach and myself, as captain, have tried to make these young players realise that we are a team, not individuals," Mikel continued.
"If you don't want to play together, you are welcome to leave. It's amazing now to go to camp. You can feel the good feelings.
"I have been in the national team since 2005 and I haven't seen this discipline before. It is meetings, being on time, the training.
Sometimes a player has the hump because he knows he is not going to make the team and, before in the national team, he just strolls around.
Now, you have to train properly. If you don't, you are leaving the camp. The coach has changed the whole mentality.".
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TOP TEACHER BRADY RIGGS SHARES IS GOLF LIFE - Duration: 2:26.
>> I love all athletics and sports, so coaching soccer is something that I absolutely love
doing.
When my daughter was 4 years old, I started coaching her AYSO soccer team.
And I haven't stopped since.
I love the game.
There are tons of similarities to striking a soccer ball and hitting a golf ball.
You know, they're both dynamic motions that require your entire body to move.
We load the same way.
We drive into the front leg the same way.
We rotate very similarly.
So, from an athletic standpoint, they're very similar.
When I first started out playing, golf was easy.
You know, I was a kid and I was just hitting the ball at the target.
And I was an athlete, so it came pretty easy to me.
And as time wore on and I got to play college golf and I was a pretty strong player, I stopped
getting better.
And it seemed like a natural progression for me to teach the game, which I still love doing
to this day.
It goes back to when I started learning the game.
We were playing with blades and we were playing with beautiful persimmon woods.
And there was something magical about looking at the clubhead.
You know, I mean, it just needed to look a certain way.
It had a certain class to it.
And, over time, that sort of went away.
And the great thing about Honma's equipment is that it brings that back.
When you look down at the clubhead, it looks so good.
It looks like it's supposed to look.
You know, it suits the eye so well.
And it's made by people that are absolute experts in their field.
The way to look at Honma equipment is that this is not your cookie-cutter golf club.
And they take great pride in making fantastic equipment.
And they do things differently.
You know, I was reading a little bit about the manufacturing process, and they do little
things that I find to be very important, like the water they use to work with the irons
that becomes a little dirty.
They clean it again and they decontaminate it so that fish can live in it.
And as somebody that cares about the environment, that's a little thing that matters to me,
but it shows you the level of dedication and attention to detail that you get when you're
talking about Honma equipment.
I'm really happy where I am in my life right now.
Life is very busy for me, coaching soccer and being a professional golf coach.
It requires me to be very organized with my time, but I really try to stay in the moment
and be focused on what I'm doing.
I want to be an expert in everything that I do.
So it's really important to me that my golf clubs are made by experts, as well.
And I feel like Honma is perfectly suited to my lifestyle.
It's a classic club.
It provides great feel for me as a player.
And it's exactly what I want from my equipment.
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Sony A7s III is coming soon - Sony Europe Rep confirms - MEGAPIXEL - Duration: 2:05.
A representative from Sony Europe has confirmed that the Sony A7S III full frame E-mount camera
is coming soon.
You can watch the interview below in French language.
It was taken at the NAB 2018 event in Las Vegas.
The sales Manager for Sony Europe says that the Sony A7S III is coming soon.
He also says that the A7S III is the most hiden secret, even in internal Sony teams.
Amazon Germany currently listed a book called "Sony a7 III / a7S III: For better photos
right from the start!" available for pre-order online.
The release date of the book is set for July 2, 2018.
Next Sony full frame E-mount camera would be the Sony A7S III as the third version of
this low-light king might hit the shelves before July 2018.
The representative mentions that the A7S III will retain the same 'identity' of a low
resolution sensor and extreme low-light performance.
Rumored Sony A7S III Specs: Improved 24MP 6K stacked CMOS sensor.
Improved BIONZX processor.
Faster readout.
Same PDAF as A9.
Improved AutoFocus.
Cinema 4K resolution (4096 x 2160) like GH5. 10-bit codec.
Dual card slots?.
Improved battery life.
Price around $2,799.
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HSN | May is Gold Month Finale 05.31.2018 - 11 AM - Duration: 1:00:01.
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New NSC chief of staff is from group that believes Muslims are plotting to take over U.S. - Duration: 7:10.
New NSC chief of staff is from group that believes Muslims are plotting to take over U.S.
The White House has named a new National Security Council chief of staff from a group that propagates the conspiracy theory that Islamists have infiltrated the U.S.
government in a plot to take over the country.
The appointment of Fred Fleitz drew condemnation from civil rights groups this week.
The Anti-Defamation League criticized what it described as "his senior leadership role with the Center for Security Policy, an Islamophobic, conspiracy-promoting organization.".
Another organization, Muslim Advocates, wrote in statement responding to Fleitz's appointment Tuesday, "The White House continues to be the nation's central organizing body for white supremacists.
Spokesmen for the White House and the NSC did not respond to a request for comment on Fleitz's national security views.
NSC spokesman Robert J.
Palladino confirmed Fleitz's appointment as NSC chief of staff, deputy assistant to the president and executive secretary.
He is one among a flurry of new NSC hires from the ranks of longtime supporters and associates of John Bolton, President Trump's recently appointed national security adviser, and one of an assembly of aides and advisers that civil rights groups have accused of bigotry and religious bias since Trump took office.
Fleitz is a former chief of staff to Bolton during the George W.
Bush administration and the author of "Obamabomb: A Dangerous and Growing National Security Fraud" and "The Coming North Korea Nuclear Nightmare: What Trump Must Do to Reverse Obama's 'Strategic Patience.' " He most recently served as the Center for Security Policy's senior vice president for policy.
While he has focused much of his recent energy in articles, social media posts and appearances on conservative media praising Trump and Bolton and urging Trump to kill what he has called "the FAKE Iran deal," Fleitz has also promoted the myth of European "no-go zones" — places the CSP casts as being governed by Islamic law — as well as a widely debunked CSP survey that suggested a quarter of Muslims support violence against Americans.
(During his campaign, Trump cited the same survey in calling for a ban on Muslims entering the United States.).
Fleitz has promoted the idea of a "clash of civilizations" between Islam and the Uited States and co-authored a 2015 CSP report titled "A Plan for Victory Over the Global Jihad Movement" that claimed that "the majority of Muslims and Islamic authorities .
promote or at least support jihad and shariah supremacism.".
"Unfortunately, no significant elements from within Islam thus far have presented themselves as likely allies in the death struggle we confront with our mutual enemies," the report said.
Fleitz and CSP have claimed that major American Muslim organizations and mosques are secretly working to advance a jihadist agenda, that such groups should not be trusted when they claim to "eschew violence" and that they should be "neutralized as political forces.
Fleitz has also contrasted the acute danger that he claims is posed by Muslims compared with other religious groups.
In an appearance on Breitbart News Daily radio show last year, Fleitz attributed a deadly terrorist attack in London to British Muslims' "failure to assimilate.
"There are communities where British Muslims are deliberately not assimilating, are being taught to hate British society, and this is incubating radicalism.
There's actually a parallel system of sharia law courts in the U.K.
that operate," he said, making claims that British officials say are falsehoods.
Fleitz warned of a similar danger from American Muslim communities, adding that only certain groups pose a danger by not assimilating.
"I'm not concerned about Amish or Jewish communities, but I will tell you that there are enclaves of Muslim communities in Michigan and Minnesota that concern me.
We know that in Minnesota there's a rising rate of measles because the community has not assimilated into the rest of the community and is not vaccinating their children," he said, referring to an outbreak in Minneapolis after anti-vaccine activists convinced members of the Somali immigrant community that vaccines cause autism.
"This is wrong. This is a big problem.".
"The problem with these Muslim communities is that it is making them susceptible to this radical worldview that wants to destroy modern society, create a global caliphate and impose sharia law on everyone on Earth," Fleitz said, according to Breitbart.
"These other communities aren't trying to do that.
They're peaceful religious communities.".
He also warned of "radical clerics and radical mosques" that he said promote hate.
And he said he believes that "political correctness" and use of the label "Islamophobic" has hindered the United States' ability "to go after radical Islam.".
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