Waching daily Sep 2 2018

[My Usual Intro]

Windows joke

Not funny? Sorry.... lol

It's fucking jammed

Get on With it

Yes, get on with it

yeah, GET ON WITH IT

Well, if you say so...

You told me to... don't blame me.

Just stop

Just stop

stop, no

just stop

My eyes! My Eyes! The bleach does nothing!

Billy Mays here for Bleach no, no

No, no, no, no no no no, no, no no, no, no

NO!

You know, there's been a hepa legend some tall tales about Robin Hood all different too.

Well, we folks at the animal kingdom have our own version

yes they do...

it's the story of what really happened in Sherwood Forest

...

OK, OK, I fapped to this OK?, Happy now?

You disgust me

*Bonnie jumpscare

I wus so worried 'bout frigging bonnie over there, I thought I was gonna die!

How dare you break wind before me

I'm sorry babe I didn;t know its your turn

you know, because it sounds like a fart? no? forget it...

Pardon me for being rude. It was not me

Can I fuck you?

Oooo, darling I thought you'd never ask me.

You're a fucking cunt

STOP THAT INFERNAL RACKET!!!

rocket joke...

Doo-doo-doo-doo Oh

Incidentally, I'm Allan-a-Dale, a minstrel.

you know what I'm not gonna be nice to you

Fuck you and everything you care about or loved or ever needed in your life

I hope you get nothing beneficial to you to advance your career. I hope you don't get that promotion

I hope you Don't enjoy all the lovely things in life. I hope you don't see beaches and travel around the world. I hope you do nothing

Ouch.

*starts a dance craze*

smoke weed everyday

they were drinking cum

robin hood and little john, walking on the water

*Jesus reference*

That's offensive!

oo-de-lally Golly, what a gay

ha, gay

condom

you're not funny, k?

Ha, The sheriff and his whole posse couldn't lift you off the ground

ha I made 200 bucks a day fluff

coincidence I think not

Who gives a fuck

You know something Robin I was just wondering

Are we bad guys or bad guys, you know, I mean our robbing the poor to feed the rich

borrow

That's a naughty word. We never borrow.

we just rob

from those who can afford it

Taxis, Taxis beautiful lovely Taxis

Sire, you have an absolute skill... for encouraging contributions from the poor.

To phrase a coin, my dear cunt.

Rob the rich To feed the rich

Am I right?

Thinks it wasn't funny

commits suicide

The next stop is Nottingham, sire.

Oh! The richest plum of them all

Ham

A perfect cumming

You look real shit

*attempts to start a YTP Music Video*

don't, don't overdo it, Hiss.

This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power!

...

And how well King Richard's sits on your noble brow

doesn't it?

King Richard? *from gumball

Richard! Richard! Richard! Richard!

I've told you to mention my brother's name!

A-A mere slip of the forked tongue, Your Majesty.

told you never

told you never

We're in this plot together, if you don't mind my saying so.

eh.

Much to the sorrow of the Queen Mother

Yes! Mother.

Mother always did like Richard's Cock

Your Highness, please don't do that.

ssssss suuuuuussssss sssssss

Noooo!!!

None of that. None of that.

Well, I was only trying to help

I wonder. Silly serpent.

"Silly serpent"?

None of that. None of that.

Now look here. One more piss out of you, Hiss,

And you are walking

Snakes don't slither. They walk. Hmpf. So there.

Now what about that for luck it's only a penis operation penis fie you dunce

"Penis"? Why, you dunce

That's the Royal penis

Penis. Wait a minute. There's the law against Robin penis. I'll catch you later.

What? And miss this chance to suck Prince John?

Ah! Here we go again.

*Demi Lovato - Here We Go Again

Get the dope!

stop the coach

Sire, sire, they may be gay!

Oh, poppycock. Female cock?

What next? Rubbish.

My dear ladies you have my permission to kiss the Royal cocks

which ever you like first

Mmm! Oh! How gracious!

And generous

Sire! Sire!

Did you see what they...

Stop! Stop pissing in my ear

*YTPMV Starts

Merry Christmas!

Hiss!

Oh, you've pissed your last - piss

Suspicious sus.

masturbate your excellency

Now close your eyes and concentrate

Cum Sire!

incredible floating cocks!

Ah, oh!

Naughty, naughty. You mustn't touch, young man.

Oh, how dare you strike the --

Ah, oh!

How dare you?

*keeps slapping

Oo-de-lal-- Oh!

A face appears

I'm supposed to tell you who I am

I'll show you instead

His face is - a cuddly dick.

Cuddly. Oh, that's me to a "T."

It really is. Yes.

Now what?

I, uh -- I see, um, your illustrious cock.

I know my cock!

Get on with it!

Your cock will go down, down, down,

*Down - Jay Sean reference

down, in history, of course.

Yes! I knew it! I knew it!

Do you hear that, Hiss?

Oh, you-- He's in the basket.

*We will rock you

Don't forget it

Oo-de-lally. The jackpot.

B - U - T - T - T - T - T - T -T -T - E - D

You are butted

It was at this moment that he knew he fucked up

Fucked!

I've been fucked!

Hiss! You're never around when I need you!

I've been fucked!

I've been fucked.

Of course you've been fucked!

I've been fucked!

Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally!

Fortunes forecast. Lucky charms.

I've been fucked! You fools!

*stampeded

[ Crying ] No, no, no, no!

I knew it. I knew it. I just knew this would happen.

I tried to warn you, but, no. You wouldn't listen. You just had to--

Ah, ah, ah!

Hadouken!!!

Oooohhh, Fuck. That's what it is.

Besides, your mum gay!

[ Wailing ] Mommy!

I've got a dirty cock.

For more infomation >> [YTP] Robin Hood : Maid Marian is a whore (w/ Subtitles) - Duration: 14:15.

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What Is Herbology? - All About Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) - Duration: 4:55.

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IS IRISH DRILL COPYING UK DRILL - Duration: 2:12.

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Here's Why this 2012 Dodge Challenger SRT8 392 is Still Worth More than a New Car - Duration: 6:40.

it's time for show-off Sunday, where

everyone has a chance to show off their

own car, and here's this week's winner,

well in front of me is the 2012 srt8

Dodge Challenger 392, they only made a

thousand of them and this is one of 392

even says 392 on the side, so I'm going

to go over the features of the car and

talk about what I like about it and

what's really special about it, so the

reason why I like it, this is the

original 1969 show car the yellow jacket

you can look it up 1969 Dodge yellow

jacket and it was actually the show car

for the Challenger on the dodge side

Plymouth already had a pony car and

dodge wanted to have their own, so those

came out in 1969 and this is a letter

from FCA saying that this is one of 392

the paint is called stinger yellow is

actually attracts bugs to it, I don't understand that

but these nice seats that are nappa

leather and they only made it for this

car with these embroided SRT and of

course the bee down below, that is so cool

I thought the Dodge interiors were a

little boring, until I saw this when I

saw this I thought this was awesome, I put the

shifter in myself, I do like these type

challengers as well another feature I

like, it's got paddle shifters

so you can shift it manually if you'd

like, so I really like the dress up kit it's

got a pedal dress-up kit, it's got the paddle

shifters, nice three-spoke steering wheel

and the middle console right down below

here we have this button, this is for

sport mode, for track mode, or for

economy mode, now just driving this

today I got 23 miles for the gallon just

coming to do this photo shoot, so it gets

great gas mileage but if you want you

can let it rip and of course the nice

Hurst logo along with the

Challenger SRT badge

and then for the backseat this got best

of class better than Mustang and Camaro

just for real-world sitting you know,

I like the stripe, stripe goes

from the fender

up the Beltline and right over the

quarter

of course it's got the yellowjacket

writing right there on the quarter panel

stripe

here's the srt

means business

this is one of the other options we

really like about this car, I've only

owned older mopars before this and

everybody says well they like the way

this you know the sound sounds with the

engine, but we have this in the car

it comes from the factory with this Harman

Kardon subwoofer

of course the battery just like the old

60s cars they put the battery in the

trunk

must be the advertisement

what's that say son Hemi, that's all you need to know,

very iconic cars the yellow jacket and

392 was first introduced in 1957, it's got the

orange on the block 1957 this was a

world-record breaking engine for

Chrysler 300 to many many wins NASCAR

and so Chrylser

decided to bring back the 392

as you can see everything is super clean

this car is six years old at this point

does twelve and a half seconds in the

quarter mile which for a naturally

aspirated car weighing 4,200 pounds

that's pretty amazing considering from

1968 69 70 Super Bee Chargers Road

Runners and satellites were all doing

about 13.6 with a Hemi, and this is what she

sounds like,

it actually barks when you get on it

well thanks for seeing my car and now

we're going to do a little burnout

well that was this week's video and

remember to have your car video

highlighted here on my channel, check

this out,

so if you never want to miss another one

of my new car repair videos, remember

to ring that Bell!

For more infomation >> Here's Why this 2012 Dodge Challenger SRT8 392 is Still Worth More than a New Car - Duration: 6:40.

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Co je HVĚZDNÁ BRÁNA? | What is a STARGATE? | - Duration: 7:42.

So gyus in this new episode of StarGate series we will explore StarGate itself.

Who created StarGate,

what material was the stargate made of and how does it work.

Stargates, also called Astria Porta in Ancient and Chappa'ai in Goa'uld, as well as various other names across the universe,

are a series of devices built by the Ancients which create wormholes, allowing for near-instantaneous transportation between two distant points in space.

The Stargates are often considered to be the Ancients' greatest creation and thus, the Ancients are often referred to as the Gate Builders.

The Ancients, the Asurans, the Tollan with the help of the Nox, and the Ori are the only known races capable of constructing Stargates.

The original Stargate design was created by an Alteran named Amelius, from an idea he formulated the night before the Alterans left their home galaxy for the Milky Way.

However, it is unknown if he actually established the first of the Stargate Network.

They are among the oldest examples of Ancient technology found in the Milky Way galaxy; the Stargate found in Antarctica on Earth

has been estimated to be over 50 million years old, while the Stargates used in the "Destiny mission" are even older.

The Stargate creates a stable, artificial wormhole between itself and another Stargate, allowing near-instantaneous travel from the dialing gate to the destination gate.

When a given address is inputted, the dialing gate connects to the receiving gate over a subspace link and quickly exchanges precise locational details.

Then establishes a stable wormhole between them. When activated, a Stargate produces a violent burst of energy known as an unstable vortex or "kawoosh".

This is due to the large amount of energy needed to form a stable wormhole, while keeping one open is much less power-intensive. This event will destroy any matter it comes into contact with.

However, if the event horizon is blocked to within a few microns, the vortex will be suppressed. Technologies such as the Iris on Earth's Stargate can achieve this.

The vortex settles into the event horizon, nicknamed the puddle for its liquid appearance. Travelers enter through the event horizon, which dematerializes them for transport through the wormhole, to be reassembled on the other side.

The Stargate will remain open so long as matter or energy continues to pass through it, to a maximum of 38 minutes. Beyond this point, massive amounts of power are needed to sustain a wormhole, which ordinary sources cannot provide.

Travel through a Stargate is strictly one-way. From the dialing gate to the receiving gate.

This is not a limitation of the wormhole, but of the technology.

each gate in the pair takes on a specific role. The dialing gate converts the traveler into sub-atomic particles and transmits it, while the receiving gate reassembles the transmitted matter back into its original form.

Doing the reverse is not only fatal for the traveler, but would just result in the dialing gate deconstructing the object upon arrival, converting it into energy much like the process of ascension.

It was originally stated that the traveller would be very cold and covered with some frost when arriving through another gate, although this was apparently ignoredshortly thereafter.

It is unknown what would happen if someone entered the dialing Stargate via the 'back' - the opposite side of the gate from the one that generates the 'kawoosh'.

Bra'tac apparently knew someone who attempted that on one occasion, but only stated that the man's subsequent death was "most unpleasant", although further details are unknown.

The Stargate is an enormous superconductor composed almost entirely of Naquadah, and is capable of harnessing power from virtually any source, though some sources are apparently inferior to others.

Its design renders it incredibly durable; direct meteor impacts have failed to destroy a gate, and they have also survived within a crashing vessel unharmed.

The naquadah construction of a Stargate allows it to hold many times the necessary amount of power for a wormhole to form, but it does have a limit.

Surpassing this limit will create an explosion of considerable size, enough to potentially kill all life on a planet the size of Earth.

Though Stargates vary in design, they share several common elements.

All Stargates have a group of glyphs spaced around the inner ring - 39 for Milky Way gates, 36 for Pegasus and Destiny-style gates.

That also includes nine chevrons spaced equally around the outer edge.

The glyphs on Milky Way and Pegasus gates represent constellations, while Destiny-style gates use a collection of abstract symbols for lack of consistent stellar landmarks.

These two features are used as a coordinate system for the gate to target and form a connection with another gate. Each chevron is locked to a specific glyph, thereby allowing the gate to connect to another.

This is known as an address for a gate. Gate addresses are described in terms of how many chevrons are needed to dial them, seven at the least and nine at the most.

For a standard seven-chevron address, the first six glyphs represent points in space, forming three-dimensional coordinates.

The seventh represents the point of origin, a glyph which is unique to each gate.

For Stargates to access a destination outside of their galaxy, eight chevrons are used.

A nine-chevron address is more of a code than a location, and this allows connection to specific Stargates - regardless of their location.

The are only two known nine-chevron address connect to the Ancient ship Destiny, and from Destiny to Earth, but it is possible that more of these addresses exist.

The Stargates within a galaxy are linked to each other in a network, usually by means of a Dial Home Device

This network automatically compensates for stellar drift, allowing every gate with a functioning DHD to properly connect to other gates.

In the absence of this, the gate will either fail to connect entirely or roughly eject the passengers due to unexpected deviations in the position of the gate.

Known networks include those in the Milky Way, Pegasus, Ida, the Alteran Home Galaxy (through which Priors were sent to the Milky Way), as well as the more primitive gate networks set up by the Ancient Seed ships.

So that would be all for now from StarGate.

In next episode we will explore a first-generation of Stargate.

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For more infomation >> Co je HVĚZDNÁ BRÁNA? | What is a STARGATE? | - Duration: 7:42.

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[Minecraft Timelapse] Hardcore - #39 All We Need Is Love - Duration: 11:26.

Jap, it's a noob!

Hi my name is Noobika

and this is part 39 of the minecraft hardcore mode adventure.

Let's start the timelapse!

Oh guys, I'm such a fool!

I totally forgot that villagers will mate depending on the numbers of valid doors.

So maybe we have to kill one or three of them to get a new one.

I wanna have a cleric 'cause I've got something in my mind i wanna do

if I can stay alive till episode 50.

So, fingers crossed!

Hope you enjoyed the timelapse.

Please judge me in the comments down below so I can do better next time.

Thanks for watching! Bye!