Valentine's Day is the holiday of love
celebrated every February 14th
by people around the world
BUT
Valentine's Day is not NOT for Witches
Did someone say Witches?
On Valentine's Day people show their love
by giving gifts like
Poison Apples!
No
Poison Snake?
No
A box of fire!
How would you even wrap that...uh
No!
Hmmm!
A popular way to express love on Valentine's Day
is writing a card to...
I wrote a card.
Oh no...
Here goes!
Please don't.
I put a spell on you
DOOMING you to life as a bat in a black pit
never to see the light of day until
I make you into bat stew!
That is NOT a Valentine!
Because it didn't rhyme?
THAT'S not why.
You know what? I can't hear you!
YES YOU CAN!
La la la la la la la la la la la la lalaaaa
Sometimes for Valentine's Day
you take someone to a special place like a walk on
Barbed wire?
No
A restaurant that serves their favorite
Insults!
No!
Or maybe a trip to see a beautiful
Torture chamber!
Ugh! No!
No? Ugh!
There are so many songs about love
You can dedicate a song to your Valentine
I recommend Emo Techno
I don't think...
Hit it!
Super catchy, right?!
Is something on my face?
Real Valentine Day treats
include boxes of chocolate
Candy hearts with messages on them and
Bat Stew!
No!
Bat Popsicles!
No!
Bat Stew!
Still no!
What is with you and the bat stew?!
It's a family recipe
Oh
And nothing says LOVE like family
Isn't that right, StoryTeller?
well...
Yeah, that's actually nice.
Did your mom teach you that?
I ate my mother.
Bwoaaaaa-Bwoaaaa-Bwoaaaahahahaaa!
Okay, you know what?!
Just forget the food
Forget the presents
The best thing you can do on Valentine's Day
Is just tell someone I LOVE
PNEUMONIA!
No!
Unpredictable bills
No!
An Avalanche!
Arg!
Is that a yes?
No, that's not a yes.
Yes! She said Yes!
So maybe we didn't get to learn anything
about Valentine's Day
But I think we definitely learned that
Valentine's Day is NOT for Witches
I brought a box of fire!
GET A HOSE!!!!
Well now you just ruined it
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