When does one person's right to practice their religion
start to infringe on someone else's personal freedoms?
I met one group of believers
who thought they were protected from religious persecution
but now find themselves totally exposed.
Take a look.
A war is being waged in this country
against American Christians.
We are stopping the attacks on Judeo-Christian values.
So, now Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, is fighting back
and forming a Religious Liberty task force to save the day.
We are stronger as a nation
because of the contribution of religious people.
And this war has made its way to the last place
anyone would expect an attack, Hawaii.
I am being persecuted because of my religion.
Meet Amy Hymel,
she's involved in a religious battle of her own.
You were evicted from your house because you are a Christian?
I'm not a Christian. I'm a naturalist.
A naturalist? So, that explains why you're not wearing clothes.
That explains why I'm not wearing clothes.
That's right, Amy's landlord got her panties in a bunch
because Amy refuses to wear hers.
So, Amy launched a full-frontal attack
using freedom of religion as a legal shield
and as you can see, she commits to the bit.
It's my religion and it's about loving the skin I live in.
Why are you naked right now?
Because it's proving a point a little bit.
A couple of them.
A couple of them.
Cold. Surprisingly,
Hawaiian Christians haven't exactly rushed to Amy's defense.
Luckily,
I keep one Hawaiian Christian conservative on speed dial.
Aloha.
My old friend, state legislator and self-proclaimed wordsmith,
Bob McDermott.
I heard you invented the word mangina.
Mangina, yeah.
Last time Bob was on the show,
he felt like Hawaiian conservatives
were under attack from all sides.
The homosexuals want this taught to the kids.
Anus was defined as a genital.
Jim, last time I was on your show
I got in the doghouse with my wife.
Prettiest Samoan you ever saw and she's got big boobs, too.
How can you be in trouble for that?
No comment.
You think she would have been like,
"Thanks for the compliment, honey,
and I made you something nice."
I'm in trouble already for being here today.
But it's nice to get out of the house isn't it, Bob?
Is there a war on religion in America?
Absolutely.
Well, give me some examples.
People of faith are being chased out of the public square.
Thanks to Trump, people are starting to say,
"Merry Christmas," again,
instead of the politically correct Obama,
"Happy Holidays."
So, Sessions is just trying to protect the opportunities
for Christians to worship.
That's great because there's a woman called
Amy who was evicted from her home
for practicing her religion.
Oh, the nudist lady up here? It's like a swinger's club.
The problem is is that she's using that argument
just so she can continue to do what they do.
Do have ceremonies?
Do you have religious ceremonies?
I have parties.
You have parties?
And that's where Amy's troubles actually began.
She called her rental Freedom House.
She advertised online, there was yoga.
There was probably (bleep).
There was definitely cars on fire,
you know, standard religious stuff.
Are these sex parties?
If a couple would like to go or, you know, then they may.
It sounds like just a big sex party
where guys are going in there just to get off.
It's awesome isn't it?
Naked yoga is non-sexual, completely non-sexual.
We do topless taco Tuesday.
How much does it cost to go taco topless Tuesday.
-It's free. -Really?
-Yeah. -So, I can-
There's donation. We do put a suggested.
Where do people keep their wallets?
You know, I lose my phone so much.
Well, there's only one place it could be.
But Bob's not buying the gospel of taco topless Tuesday.
I think that's probably a bogus argument on her part
because when you have a party, you turn music up
and you got a lot of people and music gets loud.
But the alternative is they turn the music off
and all you hear is (bleep).
They've got to be pretty loud, I would suppose.
Oh, they're (bleep) each other good, Bob.
They're feeling God rushing through their loins.
Well...
Adam and Eve.
Yes.
Naked. Doesn't that show that God believes in nudity.
The first two people.
You know how you tell it's Adam and Eve?
How? No belly button.
It's 'cause they were never attached to another human.
That was all filled in.
Like when you wank on your stomach and you
(bleep) a little bit and then a little semen
goes in there and go, "This is flat."
Yeah, that's something I'm not familiar with, Jim.
This is flat.
Any religion, Jim, requires faith. Faith.
George Michael had that, he was a bummer.
Now, the American audience doesn't know what bummer means.
They'll figure it out.
Yeah. I will tell you that the only religion
that you're allowed to make fun of is the Christian religion.
You won't find many comedians in Hollywood making fun of Muslims.
We've made some fun of the Mussies.
We've done a lot of Jew jokes on my show.
We have a Jewish head writer so he lets us.
But Bob makes a good point.
You've always got to remember that all religions
should be treated as equally ridiculous.
What makes your religion more valid than naturalism?
I have a deeply held religious belief, sincerely.
But she's got free tacos.
Jim, naked taco Tuesday is not a religion.
I'm not saying that naked taco Tuesday is a religion,
but why should Christians get to decide,
and isn't this Jeff Sessions Religious Liberty
task force really just about fundamentalist
discriminating against anyone
who's lifestyle offends their values.
For anybody who doubts that we're a religion,
I invite them, please, come and see our ceremonies.
Come and feel the feeling of love for yourself.
What if could show you Amy's ceremony,
would you be open to that?
Yeah, I don't want to go there, Jim. I want to go home tonight.
I don't want to be in the doghouse again.
So, we see you, Jeff Sessions.
If you're gonna start a Religious Liberty task force,
it better protect all religions because this is America,
a place where people can practice
any religion they choose.
And I have to admit, after a lifetime of atheism,
I may have finally found something I can believe in.
Free tacos!
That's not blurred out.
That's just what my dick looks like.
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