(upbeat music)
- Hey everyone, it's Roshini, a.k.a Glamazini
bringing you light and laughter, per usual.
Listen, I was on the internet recently
when I saw this post.
Apparently this young woman named Nahomi
was surprised with what she thought was a bag of Cinnabon,
and when she opened it,
instead she found an engagement ring.
And I have one question.
Where is the Cinnabon?
Where. is. the. Cinnabon??!!
Y'all play too much.
My husband knows that this would've been
grounds for divorce.
Matter of fact, since they weren't married yet,
he wouldn't have even,
listen, you can give me the engagement ring,
but how dare you entice me with the potential promise
of hot, delicious, fluffy Cinnabon.
(especially the center part.)
And then when I open it, ain't a Cinnabon in sight?!
Oh no, we gotta rewind.
That is an infringement on my human sensibilities.
Plus I am team Taurus, May 5th.
Ha! Cinco de Ini!
And I don't know if y'all know any Taurus'
but we do not play with our food.
We do not play with our food, sir.
Nahomi, girl,
did you get the Cinnabon though?
And if you didn't, did you go back and ask him for it?
Because he couldn't have gotten a Cinnabon bag
without Cinnabon.
Which means he ate the Cinnabon?
And then all you got to show for it was a ring?
Throw the whole man away.
True story, when I first got married to my husband,
he would have me out in the streets
even after I said I was hungry.
And oh, he learned on that day
that that was not going to work for either of us
when it comes to actually staying married to me.
Because the way my stomach is set up,
I am like a baby.
Hunger hits, I start crying,
and then in the next 30 minutes or so
somebody needs to make a burger appear in my mouth,
or else there's smoke in the city.
Or else I'm about to tear this whole place up.
So we would be out in the streets,
and I'd be like, hey babe.
'Cause you know when you're newly married you be like
(giggling) hey babe.
I'm hungry.
And he'd be like, okay.
And then we would just keep going.
Dude wouldn't stop.
Dude wouldn't make plans for my ability to get fed.
Dude wouldn't start Googling where food establishments were
on the map in proximity to my growling stomach.
I don't know if you've ever been trampled by a Taurus,
but let's just say right now
after 12 years of marriage,
if my husband wasn't out of town right now,
if I said I wanted a burger immediately,
a burger would show up, like BOOM. Burger.
okay, 'cause I have him trained.
Nahomi, boo boo, I appreciate
what he was trying to do for you,
but my question is, do you really wanna start off
your married life with these kinda lies and deception?
You really wanna start off married life
with somebody that's gonna eat a Cinnabon
and give you the bag?
That's the kind of person that promises
to watch a whole TV series with you
and then watches it on the sly when you're not around.
You might wanna rethink this whole thing, girl.
Or at minimum, you might wanna go back
and tell him that he needs to get you
at least two Cinnabons.
Take it from me Nahomi, you ain't even started yet.
I've been married for 12 years.
I know how to make this thing work.
You might wanna go back to him
and say to him, boo boo I love and appreciate
the entire sentiment of this thing,
but if you don't bring me a Cinnabon, it's not going down.
Marriage is hard enough as it is
without him starting it off like this on the wrong foot.
And I'm clearly not the only person thinking this
because check out this comment.
Girl you been hoodwinked.
Bamboozled.
Led astray.
Run amok.
And here's the thing,
the way my 42-year-old digestive system,
insulin resistance is set up,
I can't even eat Cinnabon anymore.
But back in the day,
I used to tear cinnamon rolls up,
especially the middle part.
The center of the cinnamon roll
is hands down the best part.
It's like the seed of the mango.
And if you don't agree with me, you can fight me.
Nahomi, is a ring worth your happiness, girl?
Is a ring worth sacrificing your taste buds?
Is it worth the deception?
You in danger, girl.
You might wanna rethink the whole thing.
Oh yeah, and here's a pineapple.
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