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damn why can I never get straight lines right Fonz your mom called Hercules died
oh yeah big whoop he's just my stepdad I barely care about my real dad
the only dad that's ever been kind to me is father time Oh Hercules always wanted
to be buried in a spanakopita oh that's so jokey the eulogy will now be given by
John Stamos action of stealing everything that's not tied down bury
that service was straight-up how old you are
see so old mama shut it down pack it up what pack up your crap you're
moving to the basement my mom's gonna live up here from now on
let's stand this is my attic
I wonder what happened it's signed by Randy Scott knob Singh the guy who wrote
all the Fast and Furious movies Steve this just became the best bike ride
we've had where we didn't sorry Chelsea Handler's career is unnecessary tucson
arizona unnecessary congratulations to son you've been daddy nobody's safe see
you tonight what are we doing this is crazy the sick black tank top he's
wearing he pulls a gun out from under his seat
god we gotta get this script to Hollywood the world needs to see this
movie but first we gotta finish reading it interior crazy awesome mansion oh
hell are you doing oh hey mr. S time said if I helped him move his stuff back
in the Attic he'd let me take him to the airport one day fYI Stan the ceremony
was beautiful I sang an original song people hated it I don't know you want to
know how we met zip zip after all this time I never get tired of telling our
story at first we barely even got along Tom eventually invited me to take a
beginners yoga class we connected on a physical emotional and spiritual I miss
you more not possible you married my mother just to get your attic back why
on earth would I want my attic back if it meant having to share it with some
old lady I didn't even love hums and it's okay bets big family changes are
often hardest on the children let's just take it step by step you know Stan Betty
and I would love to have you in France
Tom and Brian drives sick convertibles and shoot awesome guns at these crazy
Japanese dudes Brian takes a hard left set and Dom's tongue explores Brian's
mouth what are you sure you read that right maybe it's a typo this script is
full of extremely graphic gay sex scenes what do you expect the whole lifestyles
fast and furious with the pills and the disco and the tank tops yeah
everything's changing
Tom likes to say grace before eating God are you there
it's me Tom yabo you speak up and look at Tom when he asks you a question it
was fine okay Stan Tom worked really hard on this meal
well it's gross and I don't like it the size of those pit stains I'd say it's
half-past Miller time you're most stripes are a little curved huh man free
country
I know I was there I was driving the other car let's do it okay here we go
pull out all the pages that need to be cut um that's just team work okay look
how about this if both guys keep their pants on
it stays in okay good work gents we were able to keep eight pages what my dad
never taught me about tools I could teach you if you'd let me I'll teach you
how to do that too so well but Tom we really should hit the road we almost
died what are you guys doing mr. yabo is taylor it's yours what Stan my
stepfather gave this car to me and now I'm giving it to you and one day you'll
give it to your stepson Wow here take our picture I want to remember
this day forever
Oh God this was Roger's plan all along he's gonna kill my mom just to get his
attic back well how are you gonna make it nice try boys but this is obviously
not a genuine Randy Scott knob s'en it's missing one key component oh I always
felt their love went much deeper than cars yep we shoot everything Randy
writes everything and then edit it down for the theaters except France hey come
on bring it in bring it in hard and even trade me well I'm coming for you Tom
yabo great now move over to the area without
the railing in the way perfect top we're out of film
stay right there bets gotta reload okay finally got the film ends man that took
forever mom look out he's trying to kill you because I'm trying to kill him I
told you I wanted to be independent Stan but you wouldn't listen I'm Your Mother
hey he's a nobody you said it yourself Stan Tom yabo loved us and you you used
him it's okay Stan I used her too because I don't think your mom and I are
gonna be able to patch things up and I'd rather be dead than no longer a part of
your family I was wrong Roger you don't have to be in my family to be my family
of course it's not the original Niagara Falls which burned down in 1816 wait
where was this we never hugged not yet
do you think things between us will go back to the way they usually are next
week
Oh Stan I can't believe we're actually going on vacation and the resort is so
many activities parasailing snork I guess I'll just hang with Geffen no can
do I'll be spending my time rolling naked on top of your sister see dude our
sex life is totally dead I'd rather dump a guy we just play from
the apartment all those memories oh god you're gonna be this old bag all
vacation you show some respect you promise no work on vacation oh I promise
stuff all the time it means nothing so help me if you work through another
vacation when we get back I swear to god she's so angry and flat-chested sorry
sir I'm on vacation
pardon would you mind taking our picture I'd be happy to it's a phone but it also
has a camera on it I know I have the same one no that's the 5g yet everything
your enthusiasm is infectious it is inspired me to do this it's my boss Stan
no work on vacation that's my motto my motto is don't cry because it is over
smile because it happened where's the hotel camp for older kids
this is the only camp what ginger snip ginger slack we would have to cross the
island by foot a journey of several days through treacherous jungle well usually
I hide from danger like a big scaredy puss but you're a lovely couple so which
one of you is the man Oh Omar you were always the one who was good at small
talk I'm Larry Abigail Abigail lemonparty this is my first vacation by
myself since my wife departed this is my first without Omar would you care for
that go away from that was Hotel sex still terrible tell me about it I wanted
it to be over so bad I just dumped some room service mail on your back well you
see where my swing is right there right there you're jamming me up it's not
about getting to ten it's about enjoying each other oh no you're right it's fun
getting to eight then once to nine but never ten why would you sue Minh oh no
reason the man in the background of this photo is Goran the mutilator oh I need
you to kill him sir I'm on vacation and I promised my wife I wouldn't work well
you can count on me today we're going to learn the ancient art of making hip-hop
necklaces how great this is no kids no now a lot of brothers like to represent
the area code from whence they hail Atlanta's 404 is quite popular okay
sounds like a really bad idea but that accent yeah
stay away from that bad bad man you sweet sweet dolphins well you were not
looking for poor people you miss the entire class well since we're here let's
just do the dolphin experience sorry it's closed but then we turned it around
how we swap here's our number think about it oh definitely we will hey that
was terrible oh yeah it was I guess now I'll just use it for peeing
she was from the old country don't miss her do you have any sunblock in your
fanny pack it's a colostomy bag hey chin up you're
alive it doesn't matter where you like to go with me to the luau tonight Oh
Larry as my grandmother would say as long as you're not a Puerto Rican
Francine can I go get you a drink I'm good I'll run and get you some sunblock
I'm fine Stan all I want to do is lay here with you come along doing the best
I can lamb that horse really did a number on my hot dog your accent it's so
convincing you know what let's do it
Oh
looks like he met someone someone much younger you're a bad man Larry don't sit
on a ham sandwich with mustard no no I signed us up for the couple's magnum p.i
class you're Higgins I sample xtext Francine look the guy I'm after is a
monster he's exterminated entire villages rector
but he's got such a sweet smile I'm gonna shoot him in his face door come on
what's so hard about it Bam Bam Bam I just killed that waiter a
baby and a fat guy on our ass go but honey Joe's the outdoor activities
director he's always bamm-bamm should have done that a long time ago hello
there I'm George Hamilton 20 years ago oh my god I loved you would you like to
play a set of tennis actually she's with me that's a strange thing to carry
around I like to leave mine in the toilet shall
we
oh hey little guy gonna get yourself hurt there my open wound they will clean
it like in the days of old no they use maggots to clean wounds Thanks
you must be working Oh crawled inside my body
I've seen how thank you once again hip-hop Goran I'm going to take great
pleasure in killing you when someone shoots your wife's square in the chest
it really gets a man thinking from now on work comes second Dan that's all I
want oh god that's my mom oh god that's my
dad I didn't almost die to see them naked the spark is Bennett babe we just
needed the jolt of almost doing something completely crazy
I know what you did to our kids you monster
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