(cheering)
(whistle)
(cheering continues)
(whistle)
(chuckling)
UH...
AAH!
(squeak, squeak, squeak)
EH?
(squeak, squeak, squeak)
(teeth chattering)
(whistle)
(braying)
HMM.
(whistle)
(crowd cheering)
(booing)
(whistle)
(chuckling)
(chuckling)
(slurp)
(crowd booing)
(whistle)
(birds twittering)
(crowd booing)
(whistles, clears throat)
(grunting)
(grunting, groaning)
(whistle)
(Muzak playing)
♪
(crowd cheering)
(electronic beeping)
(crack)
(crowd booing)
(whistle)
(booing)
(growling)
(crowd cheers)
(slurping)
(weak whistle)
(gags)
(whistle)
(gags)
(crowd cheers)
EH? AAH!
OH HO!
HA HA HA HA HA!
(groans)
(crowd cheers)
(laughter)
(cheers and applause)
WELCOME TO THE SUPER, MEGA-HYPER GAME SHOW!
WHO'S GONNA PLAY OUR GAME TODAY?
YOU, THAT'S WHO! THAT'S RIGHT.
COME ON DOWN.
(applause)
YES, YOU!
THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!
I SAID THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.
NOW COME ON DOWN.
HEY, THANKS FOR POPPING BY!
(fizzing)
BUT IF YOU QUIT NOW TO FINISH YOUR TASTY BEVERAGE,
THEN WHO WILL WIN OUR GRAND PRIZE?
WELL, CHUCK, OUR WINNER TODAY WILL RECEIVE
A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PICKLEICIOUS PICKLE POWER EXTREME,
THE DELICIOUS NUTRITIOUS POWER DRINK
THAT WILL GIVE YOU EXTREME VITALITY,
POWERFUL ENERGY, AND JUST A TOUCH OF NAUSEA.
YES, PICKLE POWER WITH ITS MULTITUDE OF USES
WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A DREAM COME TRUE.
(spurt)
WHY NOT RELAX AND ENJOY A GLASS
WHILE PICKLE POWER EXTREME
HANDLES ALL OF YOUR TOUGH CLEANING CHORES?
PICKLE POWER EXTREME, IT'S PICKLEICIOUS.
AVAILABLE AT ALL REPUTABLE HARDWARE STORES.
MAY CAUSE WARTS, MOLES, BALDING, FLEAS, COOTIES,
AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN WITH FOOD.
ENJOY PICKLE POWER EXTREME AT YOUR OWN RISK.
(squeals)
CHUCK?
I TAKE IT YOU'RE IN.
GOOD! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
YOU'LL BE GOING UP AGAINST...
YOU KNOW HIM, YOU MOCK HIM...
IT'S EL DESTRUCTO!
AND HIS MUCH BRIGHTER SIDEKICK EL DESTRUCTO, JR.
(applause)
LET'S PLAY.
ROUND ONE.
MANY GREAT SCHOLARS HAVE BEEN PUZZLED
BY THIS FAMOUS CONUNDRUM.
ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS WHAT?
TAKE YOUR TIME, CONTESTANTS.
THIS IS A TRICKY QUESTION.
(laughs)
EL DESTRUCTO RINGS IN FIRST.
WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER, EL?
(scrawling and murmuring)
OH, NO, THAT IS JUST SO WRONG.
IT'S SLIME TIME!
I LOVE THIS GAME.
ROUND TWO: SUMO MADNESS!
TO ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND,
YOU MUST REMOVE YOUR OPPONENT FROM THAT PLATFORM.
(air horn blows)
AFTER YEARS OF TRAINING,
EL DESTRUCTO'S BODY HAS BECOME A FINELY-TUNED MACHINE.
JUST LOOK AT THOSE HANDS!
DESIGNED TO DISTRACT AND CONFUSE HIS OPPONENT,
HE CAREFULLY MOVES IN TO DELIVER THE FINAL--
OH, WAIT!
WE'VE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.
THAT IS QUITE A FALL.
(splat)
OUCH, WHAT AN UPSET.
ROUND THREE:
PUGIL STICK BATTLERAMA!
OUR CONTESTANT MUST STAY ON HIS TOWER
TO ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND.
(electronic crackle)
EL DESTRUCTO WASTES NO TIME.
LOOK AT THAT COMBAT-TESTED PRECISION.
WHAT TECHNIQUE.
WHAT STYLE.
OUR CONTESTANT SHOULD BE GIVING UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
OH, THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!
ROUND FOUR.
TREADMILL MAYHEM!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE IT TO THE FINISH LINE
ON A TRICYCLE TO COMPLETE THE TASK.
OH, AND WATCH OUT FOR EL DESTRUCTO AND EL DESTRUCTO, JR.
(laughing)
(air horn blows)
THERE HE GOES, AND THERE GOES EL DESTRUCTO.
THAT E-Z CHAIR'S NOT GONNA MAKE HIS LIFE ANY EASIER.
AND HE BETTER NOT START FEELING TOO SAFE.
EL DESTRUCTO WANTS TO TIRE THIS GUY OUT.
AND HE'S NOT JUST CLOWNING AROUND.
HE'S AL-MOOSED DONE HIM IN.
THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE TOO PICKY, FOLKS.
(laughs deliriously)
SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME!
NO, SERIOUSLY, STOP ME!
(springs)
(cheers and applause)
WELL, WELL, OUR CONTESTANT SURE MADE SHORT WORK
OUT OF THIS OBSTACLE COURSE.
BUT WAIT, EL DESTRUCTO HAS ONE MORE TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE:
AN ELEPHANT TOSS.
OR SHOULD I SAY AN ELEPHANT DROP?
OUCH.
ROUND FIVE.
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU'RE THE FIRST TO EVER MAKE IT THIS FAR!
BUT ARE YOU READY FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE?
THE GAUNTLET!
(audience gasps)
(metallic clank)
HA HA HA HA!
(gulp)
READY?
GOOD!
GO, GO, GO!
LET'S SEE HOW HE FARES AGAINST THE COLLOSAL ROBOBASHER!
WITH EL DESTRUCTO, JR. IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT,
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN THE CHALLENGER'S SHOES.
FOR THOSE WITH WEAK STOMACHS,
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TURN AWAY.
THIS IS ABOUT TO GET UGLY.
(explosion)
(mechanical whirring)
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALL OVER
FOR OUR COURAGEOUS CHALLENGER.
BUT WAIT, IT'S THE OLD CRAYON DUMMY TRICK!
VERY CLEVER!
THE CHALLENGER HAS MADE IT THIS FAR ON LUCK,
BUT IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN LUCK FOR HIM TO GET PAST
THE POOL OF PAIN.
IT WILL TAKE GUMBALLS.
GUMBALLS?
HERE'S JUNIOR!
HE'S GONNA WISH THAT HE STAYED WITH THOSE MASTICATING CROCS
NOW THAT EL DESTRUCTO HAS HIM IN THE CROSSHAIRS
OF HIS BASKETBALL CANNON.
(canon firing)
DESTRUCTO IS SHOWING NO MERCY TONIGHT.
HE'S IN THE LANE...
AND DRIVING FOR THE BASKET.
AND HERE'S JUNIOR FOR THE ASSIST.
(steam hisses)
(laughs)
THAT'S IT! I CAN'T LOOK!
(laughing)
IT'S ALL OVER NOW FOR OUR CHALLENGER.
(cackling)
ALL THOSE DREAMS OF PICKLEADE
NOW DASHED IN THE ARENA OF ANGUISH.
(alarm beeping)
OH, THE HUMANITY!
WHAT?
JUNIOR SEEMS TO HAVE LOST POWER TO THE SUIT.
I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM TO PLUG THAT THING IN LAST NIGHT.
(cheers and applause)
WHAT'S THIS?
(bell dings)
UH-OH, THE TARGET'S BEEN HIT.
NO ONE HAS EVER HIT THE TARGET BEFORE!
YOU'VE WON!
(cheers and applause)
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WON.
THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
WE SHOULD GET THAT FIXED.
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SOMEONE WOULD REALLY WIN?
(wheels squeaking)
(gulping)
NO PICKLES WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS SHOW.
(organ playing Pink Panther theme)
♪
(cheers and applause)
HMM. MM!
(cheers and applause)
HA HA HA!
MWAH. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH.
HMM?
HMM HMM! HMM!
(grunting)
UHH!
(gasping)
(grunting)
(thud)
OHH!
(grunting)
UHH!
(whimpers)
DOH!
(crash)
(rollers clanking)
(murmuring)
OOOOH!
(sheepish laugh)
UHH!
(grunting)
(grumbles)
(sheepish laugh)
(growls)
(whimpering)
HYUH! AH! AH!
(clucking softly)
(chuckles deviously)
(imitating chicken clucking)
(crows)
(worried grunt)
(sheepish laugh)
(growling)
(angry clucking)
(panicked clucking)
(laughing)
(screams)
(devious chuckle)
(clucking)
(crows weakly)
(cheers and applause)
(gasps)
HMM?
(yells angrily)
(weak clucking)
(bell dings)
(dinging)
HUH?
(jazzy elevator music)
♪
(bell dings)
(cackling)
WHOA OH!
(laughing)
HUH?
HA HA!
AHH.
(giggling)
(cackling)
MWAH!
HUH?
(growling)
(blubbing)
(cheers and applause)
(cheers and applause)
(crash)
(squeaking)
(clanging)
(cheers and applause)
(ring ring)
(laughing)
(birds tweeting)
AAH!
(washers humming)
(squeaking)
(fanfare plays)
(shouting)
chomp!
(clinking)
(whistling)
(mumbling)
(whistling)
HMM. HMM?
HMM?!
(growls)
slap!
MMM!
(giggling)
MM-HMM!
(giggling)
YEAH!
(giggling)
WHOA!
(groans)
MMM!
(mutters)
(straining)
AAH!
AAH!
(change clanks)
(cash register bell rings)
(magnet whistling)
(coins clanking)
(laughing)
(laughing)
(giggling)
RRR!
AH HA HA!
(magnet buzzing)
(screams)
(buzzing)
(laughing)
(detergent glugging)
AH!
(cart rumbling)
AAH! AAAAAH!
RRR! RRR!
HEE!
(slurps)
(frustrated grumble)
(detergent glugging)
poof!
(bubbling)
(detergent fizzing)
(rumbling)
(tires screech)
(music tinkling)
HMM HMM HMM HMM!
(loud bubbling)
(machine rumbling)
(groans)
(glass squeaking)
(water dripping)
HUH?
(laughs)
(bottles squeaking)
(giggling)
thud!
HA HA HEY!
HA HA HA!
AAH! OHH!
(wheels screech)
(carts zooming)
(foot screeching)
(giggling)
RRR!
(carts buzzing)
(whistles)
(cart zooms)
HA HA! HA HA!
(coins clanking)
AH HA HA! HA HA HA!
HMM?
(brakes screech)
WHOA HO!
(crash)
(screaming)
(giggling)
(taunting laughter)
OH. UH...
AAAH!
AAAH!
AAAH!
(straining)
ring ring
UH-OH. AAH! EEE!
AAAAH!
OOH! OOH! OOH! EEE!
(sobbing)
(doorbell rings)
(door creaks)
(aristocratic music playing)
♪
(pops, sputters)
(laughing)
(chuckles)
(curtains thud)
(dance music playing)
(humming)
doink!
(coughing)
(straw rustles)
HUH? (chuckling)
(chuckling)
AAH!
(broom creaking)
crash!
(groaning)
(light switch clicks)
(spotlight buzzing)
(banjo music playing)
(humming to music)
♪
(light bulbs shattering)
(fire crackling)
(whimpering)
(blowing)
AAH!
AAH HA!
ding!
(groaning)
OH!
(hook clanks)
(straining)
screech!
(growling)
(eyelid snaps)
(laughing sinisterly)
(paint sloshes)
sscreech!
HUH? UH...
(bucket clanks)
(muttering)
AAH!
crash!
(groaning)
clank!
smack!
(sobbing)
(laughing sinisterly)
(paint sloshes)
(cackling)
(shadow cackling)
(snaps)
(pulleys squeaking)
screech!
(sobbing)
UH-OH.
(straining)
(canvas creaking)
thud!
AAH!
(panting)
(laughing)
(humming taunting melody)
(laughing)
(squeaking)
(squeaking)
(squeaking)
(squeaking)
(paint gurgling)
(gasps)
RRR!
smack!
(shouts)
thud!
(growling)
(toilet flushing)
AAH!
(woman screams)
(chuckles)
OHHH!
OH!
(birds tweeting)
(growls)
(hook clanks)
(straining)
(laughing)
(paint hisses)
(paint spraying)
(cackling) AH! HA HA!
WHOA!
WHOA!
(paint gurgling)
(growling)
OH OH! AAH!
OHH!
(straining)
OOH!
(crowd oohs and ahhs)
(straining)
(paint creaking)
(straining)
(muttering)
(applause)
(sobbing)
(branding iron sizzles)
(horseshoe creaks)
(clanking)
(crickets chirping)
(alarm clock ringing)
(alarm stops)
(crowing)
(boing)
(bright Western music)
♪
(doors crash)
(smack)
(doors flapping)
(snoring, whistling)
(flies buzzing)
(mutters)
(doors creak)
(guitar music)
♪
(eye shade snaps)
(snores)
(snoring and whistling)
(snaps)
(snores)
(sniffing)
(snoring and whistling)
(carrot crunching)
(gulps)
(whistling)
(pants snap)
(carrots crunching)
(gulping)
(whistles)
(objects clattering)
WHOO-HOO!
(neighing and laughing)
(lips puckering)
(mutters)
(horseshoes clanging)
(nail creaking)
(clanks)
(clanks)
(crashes)
(crashes)
(feet tapping)
(tapping)
(wood crunches)
(clangs)
(neighs and laughs)
(cinch creaking)
(inhales)
(sputtering)
(exhales)
(laughing)
(cinch creaking)
(sputtering)
(exhales and inhales)
(creaking)
(saddle pops)
(crashes)
(air whistling)
(thuds)
(neighing and laughing)
(pulley creaking)
(apples crunching)
MMM? (gulps)
(metal clanks)
(reins creaking)
NNNH! UGH!
(reins snap)
(wall thuds)
(laughs)
(laughs)
(knuckles crack)
(tractor engine running)
HMM?
MM!
(angry neighing)
(reins snap)
(spurs jingle)
(whistle)
(sultry music)
♪
(whistles)
(apple crunches)
(gulps)
YA-HA!
YOO-HOO-HOO!
(neighing)
(laughing)
(boing boing)
HEE HEE, HEE HEE, HEE HEE, HEE HEE!
(Western-style Pink Panther theme)
♪
MM!
(whistle blows)
(whistle blows, dog barking)
(dog whimpers)
(barking)
(baby crying)
(child laughing)
(whistle blows)
(whistle blowing)
(motor whirring)
WHA--
(whistle blowing)
(laughing nervously)
(barking)
(whistle blows)
HMM?
(birds chirping)
(whistle blowing)
(barking)
(alarm rings)
(siren wailing)
AAH! AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
(whistle blows)
(laughs)
(door opens, closes)
(barking)
(whistles)
(chattering)
AAH!
AAH!
(laughs)
(hoofbeats approaching)
(horse whinnies)
(grumbles)
(giggling)
(grumbles)
(whistle blows, echoes)
(laughs)
(whistle blows)
(laughs)
(laughing) HEY. HUH?
HEY!
(grumbles)
(gasps)
AAH! OOF.
HUH?
(laughing)
(laughing)
(whistles)
(horn blows)
(laughing)
HUH?
AAH!
(birds chirping)
(laughing)
(laughing)
AAH!
AAH!
(laughs)
AH! MWAH.
(laughs)
AAH!
(whistles)
AAH!
WHOA!
(laughs)
UGH.
(party horns blow)
(techno Pink Panther Theme)
♪
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So he took the form of kalabhairav and
It's called by bhairavi yathana
That means when the moment of death comes for
All that you have been
Your whole many many lifetimes plays out
In in a moment
with great intensity and
Whatever
Pleasures and sufferings and pains that need to happen to you will all happen
It would have spread over many lifetimes
But all that will happen to you in a microsecond, but with the kind of intensity that you cannot hold
Kalabhairav means the dark one
That's one aspect of him
We shouldn't throw light on him. It is seen in many different ways
It is a deadly form of Shiva
when he
Went into a destructive mode
Not of destroying this or that of
destroying time
See all physical realities exist within the span of time is it?
If I destroy your time
Everything is over
See right now your clock is ticking lub-dub lub-dub lub-dub along with your watch something else is ticking inside right suppose
We fast forward everything you just oh
Isn't it
So Kalabhirav means just that because
Most people do not choose to live in a great manner
They have an aspiration at least they want to die in a great way so KaalBhairav
Is a deadly form of Shiva
It was guaranteed
If you come to kasi you'll attain to Mukti doesn't matter. What kind of a lousy creature you have been all your life
so all the lousy creatures started coming because they lived badly and
They want to die. Gloriously only the
population of the lousy
Multiplied
Then Shiva said the place is becoming lousy with so many lousy people. So he said there needs to be some check
so he took the form of carbide off and
It's called by Bhairavi Yathana
that means when the moment of death comes for
All that you have been
Your whole many many lifetimes plays out
In in a moment with great intensity and
Whatever
Pleasures and sufferings and pains that need to happen to you will all happen
It would have spread over many lifetimes
But all that will happen to you in a microsecond, but with the kind of intensity that you cannot hold
So this is called as by Bhiravi yathana you know what yathana means
TheYathana means ultimate suffering it's something that happens to you in hell he will make it happen to you here so
When you want to do that kind of a job you need a right kind of costume
So he comes with the right kind of costume of looking terrible
If he looks nice
That would be very even you if somebody looks Pleasant and does terrible things
That would be evil. If somebody has to do terrible things. They should at least look terrible
Isn't it?
so
Shiva
Put on the right kind of costume and became Kaal Bhairav to create Bhairavi yathana for you
To create such phenomenal pain that you have not imagined possible, but just for a moment so that after that
nothing of the past remains in you and
doing
your software
Painful
But this happens at the moment of death you have no choice you can't run
Yes, you can't run
But he makes it as brief as possible
Suffering has to end quickly. We must make it super intense then only it'll end quickly
If it is mild, it goes on and on forever
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The round of 16 is set for an exciting start today as Argentina and France kick off the knockout stages
Following England's slow match against Belgium last week, the Red Devils will take on Japan in the evening afterwards
England are not scheduled to play until later on, when they will face off against Columbia next Tuesday on July 3
With the cup's strongest teams now facing off against one another and a surprise exit from Germany, the competition is increasingly difficult to predict
What time is France V Argentina? France and Argentina will kick off at 5pm local time (3pm BST) later today at the Kazan arena in Moscow
The two heavyweight teams have seen an interesting tournament so far, with Argentina lagging behind their group, and France out on top of theirs
Argentina's underwhelming performance is saved by their powerful team line up, including Barcelona star Lionel Messi
France were able to draw a powerful lead in group C, finishing at a total of seven points following wins over Peru and Australia, with a draw against Denmark
France have their own powerhouse player in Kylian Mbappé however, one of the youngest players in the tournament
Currently playing for Paris Saint-Germain, hopes are high for Mbappé after his goal in France's game against Peru
France and Argentina managers Didier Deschamps and Jorge Sampaoli will be looking to utilise their best players and formations for today's match
Argentina managed to breathe some life into their gameplay following a goal from Messi against Nigeria
The team are expected to stick with a 4-4-2 formation, with Messi and Gonzalo Higuain up front
France manager Didier Deschamps faces a tough road ahead, despite coming out on top of their group, members of the team have failed to impress
He is expected to play Olivier Giroud out front, with Barcelona star Samuel Umtiti played back in defence to combat fellow Barcelona star Messi
How to watch Argentina v France The BBC are broadcasting today's match at 3pm via BBC1, while ITV will take Portugal's match against Uruguay at 7pm
Argentina v France will also be broadcast onine via BBC iPlayer, and can be listened to on 5Live
The later game of Portugal and Uruguay will also be available on ITV Player and 5Live
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