If you want to talk about incredible,
then you can't not mention our group's second oldest brother,
who's also just the most awkward person on this entire survival show
Because he's also wearing contacts today-
GaoXin! Is it you??? (dude to his right)
No no it's because wearing contacts makes you have a greater presence...
Yeah, that's true
So for example,
I-I-I-I-I wore them specifically for today's broadcast
It's my first time wearing colored contacts
How long have you been wearing them?
How long are you wearing them for your first time?
15 minutes?
For my first time, I've already worn them for uh...
Did you start wearing them last night?
No
Lmao actually from this afternoon
Oh this afternoon?
Anyways, Jacob's appearance is absolutely boring af
But in reality, he's still absolutely boring af
Regardless, his body shape and the way he takes care of his body is
Sooooooo
On
Point.
Everyone, take a look at him
This man is some high quality wagyu beef right here
And over here, we just have some fatty McFatty
*dies*
Corretion, this guy here is just your typical fatty beef, definitely not as special
No no no *attempts denying being a whole ass meal*
Because this is a broadcast, it's a little difficult to show everyone
However, the special talent he is performing today is???
Drumroll please... what is it? What is it?
*interrupts* His 26-pack!
His 38-pack!
38??????? *dying*
We started counting from the wrinkles on his forehead
*Jacob interrupts* No no no not possible
We included Jacob's hands and feet, everything
Okay, so what are you performing today???
Pushups!
*sighs* One-handed, one-legged
One-handed! One-legged! Pushups!
(can't really catch what he's saying, but y'all look how happy and talkative Jacob is)
C'mon! Let's get it!
But you should do normal ones first and then increase the difficulty
Oh okay
First do three regular pushups
We'll gonna check if you're doing them correctly
Wait Jacob-
Who knows how to judge pushups?
I can
Okay, then first do a couple standard pushups
You can do it
Look at Jacob's expression, he's-
Don't distract him
Alright, one, two...
Woah look at how perfect they are *in awe*
Next!
Next are the one-handed, one-legged pushups
........okay ;-;
Yes........
I'm looking forward to them!
But- *sigh* okay
You can do them right?
There are no buts! *swag*
sahdjfsd The floor is so slippery!
Scratch that, ignore what Jacob just did
He's right, the floor is actually very slippery
Oh shit, taking off his shoes
Taking off your shoes makes it harder to do!
Do you want me to hold your feet from behind?
Jacob jiayou!
No need to
Look at him, he's shaking!
Okay, scratch that again, completely ignore this *embarrassed af*
Broadcast over, bye bye!
He actually did it! :O Jiayou Jacob!
Since I can't do these, I'll try doing one other trick
Okay!
I- I'll carry Naicha on my back (the leader)
Ah yes! These! These are his forte
Guys let me tell you something
Did you think he could only carry me?
No. He can carry all six of us! *dies*
Okay okay, I'll carry him
I'm the heaviest member here, around 170 pounds
I think my max is around 500 pounds? (someone said Jacob's foot is injured)
Oh I'll come around to the front
Jacob, be safe!
Sit on my back, my back
Are you ready? I'll beat you to death if you make me fall off >:(
Okay, three two one-
*disappointed af*
*d y i n g*
Is this a comedy skit!? You-!
What what
Seriously?? *sigh*
Woooooow, that was such a wonderful performance
This floor-! It's actually-
Other people perform standing up, but he's just unable to complete the pushup!
You're performance moved me, seriously...
It's okay!
Where ever you fall, just take a nap too!
NaiCha, I'm so sorry...
I think-
Wha-what did you eat today?
No, I put so much effort into Jacob, but he still failed on every attempt
I hope I didn't anger any of your fans (didn't fully catch what he said)
If so, program staff don't blame me
Go after Jacob, this is his problem now

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