STEVE: WELCOME BACK TO THE
"FEUD," EVERYBODY. THE WESTER
FAMILY WON THE GAME.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY...
AUDIENCE: FAST MONEY!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
ALL RIGHT, BARB, HEH HEH HEH
HEH. RIC IS OFFSTAGE. I'M GONNA
ASK YOU 5 QUESTIONS IN 20
SECONDS. IF YOU CAN'T THINK OF
SOMETHING, YOU JUST SAY, "PASS."
YOU AND RIC TOGETHER...
BARB: WE'RE GONNA GET IT.
STEVE: GET 200 POINTS...
[BARB LAUGHS]
STEVE: TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU
GONNA WIN.
BARB: $20,000! WHOO!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE.
BARB: WE GOT THIS.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.
COME ON, BARB. WE ASKED 100
WOMEN, BESIDES AMERICA, NAME A
COUNTRY WHERE THE MEN ARE
REALLY MACHO.
BARB: FRANCE.
STEVE: HOW MANY HOURS DOES IT
TAKE TO MAKE THANKSGIVING
DINNER?
BARB: 5.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU
FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT
DOING ALONE.
BARB: DRIVING.
STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU CAN'T
STOP LAUGHING.
BARB: YOU PEE YOUR PANTS.
STEVE: NAME A KIND OF BALL THAT
COULD FIT IN YOUR POCKET.
[BUZZER]
BARB: GOLF.
STEVE: YEAH, SHE STARTED...
BARB: GOLF. OH, I'M SORRY.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME
THAT. I'M SO SORRY. I--I JUST
SAID, "PEE YOUR PANTS" ON TV,
DIDN'T I?
STEVE: YEAH, YEAH, YES, MA'AM,
YES, MA'AM. YEAH, YOU SAID THAT
ON NATIONAL TV. YEAH. AND WE
GONNA PRINT IT UP THERE, TOO.
WE GONNA GET TO IT. YEAH, YOU
GONNA GET A CHANCE TO RELIVE IT.
JUST HANG ON. IT'S COMING.
OK, HERE WE GO. PEOPLE AT THE
CHURCH GONNA BE AMAZED, TOO.
WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, BESIDES
AMERICA, NAME A COUNTRY WHERE
THE MEN ARE REALLY MACHO. YOU
SAID...THEM BIG, ROUGH, TOUGH
FRENCHMEN. SURVEY SAID...
BARB: OHH! TWO. MAYBE IT'S
SOMEONE ELSE.
STEVE: HOW MANY HOURS DOES IT
TAKE TO MAKE THANKSGIVING
DINNER? COME ON. YOU SAID...5.
SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING]
NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU FEEL
SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT DOING
ALONE. NO, DO YOU. YOU SAID...
YOU FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS DRIVING
ALONE.
BARB: I DON'T KNOW.
STEVE: YEAH, YOU REALLY NEED TO
GO SEE SOMEBODY, BECAUSE--
SURVEY SAID...
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
TELL ME SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS
TO YOU WHEN YOU CAN'T STOP
LAUGHING. THIS'LL BE BIG AT THE
CHURCH. YOU SAID...PEE YOUR
PANTS. THAT'S MY WHOLE GOAL IN
MY ENTIRE CAREER, TO JUST GET
5,000 PEOPLE TO PEE ON THEYSELF.
[LAUGHTER]
SURVEY SAID...
BARB: OH! 7 OF US DO THAT. AHH!
STEVE: NAME A KIND OF BALL THAT
WILL FIT IN YOUR POCKET.
YOU SAID...GOLF BALL. YEAH,
THAT'S A GOOD ONE. SURVEY
SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
HOW YOU DOING, RIC?
RIC: DOING REAL GOOD.
STEVE: SHE DIDN'T DO BAD.
SHE GOT 83.
RIC: GOOD. THAT WORKS...
STEVE: YOU NEED 117.
AND NOW YOU HAVE A CHANCE
TO SHOCK THE ENTIRE WORLD.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
COME ON, MAN, LET'S GO.
RIC: ALL RIGHT.
STEVE: I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE
SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU CANNOT
DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS. IF YOU
DO, YOU'RE GONNA
HEAR THIS SOUND.
[BUZZER]
I'M GONNA SAY, "TRY AGAIN." YOU
GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. IT'S
GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER
THIS TIME, SO, WE'LL GIVE YOU
25 SECONDS. YOU READY?
RIC: YES.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF BARB'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
COME ON, RIC, LET'S DO IT.
WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, BESIDES
AMERICA, NAME A COUNTRY WHERE
THE MEN ARE REALLY MACHO.
RIC: MEXICO.
STEVE: HOW MANY HOURS DOES IT
TAKE TO MAKE THANKSGIVING
DINNER?
RIC: 6.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU
FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT
DOING ALONE.
RIC: AH...
STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU CAN'T
STOP LAUGHING.
RIC: YOU CRY.
STEVE: NAME A KIND OF BALL
THAT WILL FIT IN YOUR POCKET.
RIC: GOLF BALL.
[BUZZER]
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
RIC: PING-PONG BALL.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU
FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT DOING
ALONE.
RIC: BATHING.
[BUZZER]
[LAUGHTER]
STEVE: RIGHT. [INDISTINCT] BOY.
SARA: WE BATHE TOGETHER AT HOME.
STEVE: YEAH, OLD RIC DON'T LIKE
TO BATHE BY HISSELF.
OH, WE'RE GOING TO GET UP IN
THERE AND DO SOME THINGS.
YEAH, RIC JUST NEEDS A LITTLE
COMPANY. COME ON, RIC. THAT WAS
PRETTY GOOD, MAN. PRETTY GOOD.
LET'S TAKE A RUN AT IT. LET'S
SEE. WE ASKED 100 MEN, BESIDES
AMERICA, NAME A COUNTRY WHERE
THE MEN ARE REALLY MACHO. YOU
SAID...MEXICO. I AGREE. SURVEY
SAID...
ITALY. ITALY WAS NUMBER ONE.
I THINK MEXICO WAS PRETTY GOOD.
LIKE THAT. HOW MANY HOURS DOES
IT TAKE TO MAKE THANKSGIVING
DINNER? YOU SAID...6.
SURVEY SAID...
RIC: ALL RIGHT.
STEVE: 5 WAS THE NUMBER-ONE
ANSWER. WE'RE 83 AWAY. NAME
SOMETHING YOU FEEL
SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT DOING
ALONE. YOU SAID...RIC--JUST IN
THERE JUST BY MYSELF. WHY AM I
IN HERE? WE GOT ALL THIS WATER
IN HERE, WE GOT THESE BUBBLES,
AND I'M BY MYSELF.
[LAUGHTER]
SURVEY SAID...
[BUZZER]
WOMEN: AWW.
STEVE: OK, Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA
LIKE THIS ANSWER. DINING OUT.
BARB: YES.
STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU CAN'T
STOP LAUGHING. YOU SAID...CRY.
SURVEY SAID...
RIC: ALL RIGHT!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: EYES WATER WAS THE
NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE'RE 46
AWAY. NAME A KIND OF BALL THAT
WOULD FIT IN YOUR POCKET. YOU
SAID...PING-PONG BALL. SURVEY
SAID...
RIC: OOH. ALL RIGHT.
STEVE: GOLF BALL. GOLF BALL
WAS NUMBER ONE. DID GOOD.
$5.00 A POINT. 825 BUCKS.
BUT THEY'RE COMING RIGHT BACK ON
"FAMILY FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS.
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