Waching daily May 16 2018

Welcome ladies.

You're a ten. You're a nine. Yourinate.

Excuse me?

I said URINATE, on the bed.

Nyet! No tinkle.

Look, I paid for pee stuff, okay?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Get it nice and wet, right there where Obama slept.

All of you now! What? Not you bellboy.

Now get some in the bowl. Yeah. Just like that. Fantastic.

So, did you want make sex now...or?

I got what I want. The pee of three slavic goddesses

Now for the rest of the ingredients.

Huge goat tongue. Eye of newt...Gingrich. Trump steak.

And the pièce de résistance, a pair of my daugher's panties.

Mmm. Delicious.

[slurp] Mmm. Tangy. Someones been eating borscht.

Uhhh...Can you read this?

Peerictus Urethra Pee-ezlebub.

[demonic noises] [screams]

[demonic howl]

Who dares trap the prince of darkness?

Donald Trump- You have performed the urine ritual!

I must grant you one wish in exchange for my release.

We did this before when I made your hot daughter.

What dost thou desire? Hire ratings?

Already the highest.

A fourth wife?

Not yet.

The American Presidency.

Sounds awful.

Then what?! Free me from-

Big Mac and a Diet Coke.

This foreign food hurts my tum-tum.

Wait, is that two things?

You know what? I'll cut you a deal, pee boy.

Another great deal for Donald Trump. Ok.

Hey, Can I get Fox News on this thing?

So, what are you all doing later?

Eight million rubles! This never sees the light of day right?

Oh, absolutely. It's secure VHS tape. Not like your uh...e-mail.