Waching daily May 1 2018

(snappy pop jingle)

(suspenseful music)

- [Kidnapper] Eight dollars between the three of ya?

What are you, baristas?

- [Siobhan] Please don't kill us.

- [Girls] Please!

- No, no, I'm not gonna kill you.

Because you're worth so much more alive.

The fuck is this?

- [Rekha] Hm?

- You don't have any names in your contact list.

Special Guy from Candle Store?

- Oh, don't call him.

- But you put him in your phone.

- Well, I didn't wanna be rude.

- Fine, whatever.

Ah, here we go.

Mr. Obersect, is that your father?

- Ah no, that's an Uber driver.

- You know, you don't have to put every single number

that you're offered into your phone.

- Well, I just moved here so I wanna make a network and--

- Uh, fuck it!

Okay, lets see what we have here...

- [Ally] Ummm...

Uh...

- [Kidnapper] What's with all the flames?

- I rate each woman one to four flames.

- [Girls] Ew!

- It's based on connection, not just sex.

- [Girls] You're terrible.

- [Ally] No.

- [Girls] You're the new Grant.

- You're the new Grant.

- Don't you ever.

- Okay, calling your dad.

Let's hope he wants to keep you alive.

- That's not my dad.

- [Girl over Phone] Hey, you.

- Come on.

Why even have a phone?

All of your contact lists are fucked up.

I'm going to have a panic attack looking at these.

You.

(whimper)

Who in this phone will pay to keep you alive?

- My, my mom, my mom, my mom will!

- Which one of these is your mom's number?

- Oh god, ah, er...

I'm not, like, 100% sure.

She like changes her sim card a lot.

(Sucks air threw teeth)

Honestly, I just let her call me, mostly.

- You have got to be kidding me.

- Uh, just like send them all an SMS or something.

- A what?

- An SMS.

- [Kidnapper] An S.O.S.?

We're on land.

(phone ringing)

Oh, finally.

(Suspensful music)

- Hello, I believe you are trying to reach Rekha.

Well, if you ever want to see her ag...

Yeah, I'm in downtown Los Angeles.

Yeah, I'd love to contribute to the campaign.

I mean, I have $8 on me now,

but I could probably write you a check.

Great.

Yes, I have a lot of strong opinions.

Thank you.

Yeah, same to you sir.

Thank you.

- Was that a senator?

- It's important to stay informed and voice your opinions.

- Did he when the next Town Hall was, or--

- Yeah, it's next Thursday.

Can you make it?

- I might be dead.

- Good point.

(police sirens)

Shit.

(helicopter noise)

You have five contacts in here called Do Not Answer.

- Yeah, I don't talk to those people.

- Then why are they in your phone?

- I have to keep track of them.

(whimpers)

(screaming)

- Oh my god!

- I will chop off one finger for every second

that I do not have a ransom number.

- What about In Case of Emergencies?

- Yeah.

(phone ringing)

- I'm your emergency contact?

- Yeah, you're my friend.

Why, what am I in your phone?

- New girl from Work.

- I've been here eight months.

- You were the new girl when I met you.

- You're actually New Girl in my phone too.

- Oh my god.

This is the meanest thing anyone's ever done to me.

- [Police Officer] Go, go, go!

(Grunts)

(phone ringing)

- Guy I'm Working With.

- You don't have any real names in here either.

- Okay, actually, it's different because

the people I work with don't give me their real names.

(Upbeat music)

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For more infomation >> Your Contacts List is a Mess - Duration: 3:44.

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Is Flat Galaxy Note 9 a Good Idea? - Duration: 2:31.

Samsung has been dabbling with curved displays for quite a few years now, but since the launch

of the Galaxy S8 series last year, the company's gone all in on these curves for its flagship

phones.

The Note 8 and S9 series that followed the S8 also came equipped with curved sides, and

with the Galaxy Note 9 on the horizon, people are debating whether or not this is a trend

that should stick around.

I get a lot of comments on this channel that they want a flat version of the Galaxy Note

9 which I really don't understand why.

People complain about phones looking similar and unoriginal, then complain about unique

phones being impractical.

Agreed, the Curved displays don't really play any role in the key functions of the smartphone

and they are just for looks.

But then there's the whole big topic of design.

The curved infinity display really make the Galaxies stand out in the crowd of flagships.

They are excellent to look at and the curve makes it so gorgeous.

The transition animations are beautiful and the curves compliment them.

And while there are issues of not getting a proper screen protector for the phone and

the bleeding screen during watching videos, but those are negligible.

And with the S9 Samsung made the curves even more subtle so it's a non issue now.

Some of you would still say it's just a gimmick.

But hey, one person's gimmick is another's favorite feature and personally, I love the

infinity display.

It's the main reason why I buy Samsung phones.

I love the immersive, unique, elegance and aesthetic that the curved edge brings with

it.

Yes it makes the phone ever-so-slightly more susceptible to cracks and scratches with those

exposed glass edges, but so is every other phone that has curved glass edges without

a curved display underneath.

So am I saying that Samsung should never make a flat version of their flagship?

Not really but I don't think it's worth it for them to set up manufacturing facilities

for a flat phone to go along with the curved phone.

Since I don't think there's enough demand for this type of phone and also, it's gonna

mess up their flagship lineup even more.

Because now they would have to release 4 Galaxy S phones and 2 version of Note phones, which

I don't think is a good business strategy.

Anyways, let me know what do you think?

Are you interested in a flat Galaxy Note 9?

Let me know in the comments below and I'll see you'll tomorrow...Peace out!

For more infomation >> Is Flat Galaxy Note 9 a Good Idea? - Duration: 2:31.

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This is Easter: RISE - Duration: 2:24.

we live in a world where all our lives we wonder hopelessly not knowing where

to go and not knowing where we'll end up we wonder because we're longing for

something something to fill the void inside of us we do anything to try to

fill the void money lust fame but all lead to nothingness we drown in an ocean

of sin sorrow and sadness and when it seems that all hope is lost all we can

do is turn to the cross but Jesus was despised and rejected by mankind he was

pierced for our transgressions and he was crushed for our iniquities

Jesus was beaten so we can behold and he was whipped so we could be here the time

is now wake up and get up run do not be afraid from nail-pierced hand to

nail-pierced hand as far as the East is from the West his love surrounds us

heaven and earth came together and he came to our rescue we use our voice as a

weapon on earth like it is in heaven speak this truth that sets people free

the grave could not hold him death could not conquer him the tomb was empty and

with that the void is filled although there are martyrs to crime he is with us

always we will not be shaken the world will not silence us we cannot sit still

his glory shines through us our life is but a drop in the ocean but his grace

expands to deepest waters

even though we killed the author of life God raised him from the dead

For more infomation >> This is Easter: RISE - Duration: 2:24.

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Royal wedding 2018: When is the royal wedding in May? How many days to go? - Duration: 3:47.

Royal wedding 2018: When is the royal wedding in May? How many days to go?

Windsor Castle will host the hotly anticipated wedding of Prince Harry and his American actress girlfriend Meghan Markle on Saturday, May 19.

The ceremony will take place in St George's Chapel - nestled within the grounds of the Queen's west London residence – and will begin at midday UK time.

For those royal fans across the pond, this means a fairly early start to televised proceedings, which will commence at 7am EST.

St George's Chapel is far more modest than the 2,000-seater Westminster Abbey where Prince William and Kate Middleton tied the knot back in 2011 - with only enough space for around 800 guests.

It is the same venue where in 2005 Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles received a televised blessing following their civil ceremony.

As with his father's special day, Harry's wedding to the Suits star will be televised live across the nation.

Millions of people are expected to tune in, and viewing numbers could top the 27 million Britons and 23 million Americans who watched his older brother get hitched.

Following the ceremony, Harry and Meghan will travel through Windsor in a horse-drawn carriage, starting at around 1pm.

The procession will travel along a route near the castle – liked to be lined by adoring flag-waving fans – before arriving back at St George's Hall for the reception.

Prince Charles will then host a private reception in the evening for the couple's close friends and family.

Last week it was announced that Prince William would fill the role of best man, a position which Harry held at his brother's wedding seven years ago.

And it is likely that Meghan's entourage will be particularly star-studded.

Tennis ace Serena Williams, Made in Chelsea star Millie Mackintosh and Bollywood actress Priyanka Chopra have all been tipped to appear as bridesmaids.

Despite the glamour of the occasion, down-to-earth Harry and his blushing bride-to-be are apparently keen to celebrate in a way which will include members of the public.

This means that 2,640 loyal subjects have been invited to the celebrate within the castle grounds on the day, including 1,200 people across a range of specialities who have demonstrated strong leadership in their community.

For more infomation >> Royal wedding 2018: When is the royal wedding in May? How many days to go? - Duration: 3:47.

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When the Teacher's Pay is Tied to Performance - Duration: 0:37.

Hey guys! Stoked to have you back, hopefully you did well on the test...

I'm excited. This is the first year that they are

tying our pay directly to how you performed on the test.

So... oh man. I can only imagine.

Dude, I didn't even study for that test.

(nervous laugh)

Dude! I slept through the whole thing.

Whaaaaaat?

Dude. We had a test?

Hey yeah it's me again.

Look, how many times a day can I donate plasma?

For more infomation >> When the Teacher's Pay is Tied to Performance - Duration: 0:37.

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Stormy Daniels Is Suing Trump For Defamation - Duration: 3:02.

Stephanie Clifford, who most people know by her adult film name, Stormy Daniels, is suing

Donald Trump for defamation over an April 18th Twitter post where he said that this

entire Stormy Daniels story was a con job being perpetrated by Daniels and her attorney.

Before we get into the issue, let me repeat that so you understand what's happening in

the United States today: A porn star is suing the president of the United States for defamation

for something he said on Twitter.

That is how stupid this country has become.

And I'm not blaming Stephanie Clifford for this at all.

She is completely 100% in the right to file this lawsuit against the president, but that's

what we're dealing with as the president of the United States.

A porn star is suing the president for defamation over a tweet.

Did you ever think that you would somebody utter that sentence in your lifetime?

With as much as the Republicans love to attack President Obama, I'm sure they could have

never dreamed of being able to say a sentence like that about him, and yet here we are,

2018, May 1st: The president is being sued for defamation by a porn star because of something

that he tweeted.

Here's the issue, and this is why this is gonna end pretty badly for Donald Trump.

If this suit is allowed to go forward, which I have every faith and hope that it will,

that means that Donald Trump is going to have to be called to testify or at the very least,

deposed, as part of the discovery process here, as they ramp up for a trial.

Hell, he may even be required to go sit in the court during the trial.

But if he can't prove that he didn't have an affair with this woman, then his case has

fallen apart and Stephanie Clifford wins.

In fact, I think Stephanie Clifford has pretty much already won, because if she didn't have

an affair with the president, why was she paid $130,000 of hush money from Donald Trump's

lawyer, who he just recently admitted was representing him in the Stormy Daniels case?

Nothing makes sense coming from the president of the United States.

However, everything that the adult film actress has said has been proven to be true so far.

So that's where we're at as a country, as a nation.

An adult film actress has more credibility and more knowledge of the law than the president

of the United States.

And right now, she is threatening to tank his entire presidency and this entire administration,

and I hope that she is successful.

For more infomation >> Stormy Daniels Is Suing Trump For Defamation - Duration: 3:02.

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Infamous Trump Hater LaVar Ball BUSTED And Is Now Losing It ALL – 'I Can Do Whatever I Want!' - Duration: 3:23.

For more infomation >> Infamous Trump Hater LaVar Ball BUSTED And Is Now Losing It ALL – 'I Can Do Whatever I Want!' - Duration: 3:23.

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Princess Charlotte birthday: How old will Charlotte turn this week? When is her birthday? - Duration: 5:10.

Princess Charlotte birthday: How old will Charlotte turn this week? When is her birthday?

For a very brief moment on April 23 when baby Prince Louis was born at the Lindo Wing of St Mary's Hospital in London, the rosy-cheeked Princess Charlotte stole the spotlight.

With a heart-melting smile and a wave of the hand on the steps leading to the hospital, royal expert Richard Fitzwilliams argued Charlotte has become an "icon of cuteness".

But the world's attention was still very much focused on the birth of her tiny little brother Louis that day.

However, all eyes should be back on Charlotte this week when she celebrates her birthday with her family.

When is Princess Charlotte's birthday?.

The little Princess stole the hearts of the nation when she was born at 8.

43am on May 2, 2015 at the Lindo Wing of St Mary's Hospital.

Weighing in at just 8lbs 3oz, the baby Princess was welcomed to the world by Prince William, who was present at the birth.

Just two days later the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge announced to the world they were naming their first daughter Charlotte Elizabeth Diana – in honour of her paternal grandmother and great-grandmother the Queen.

The little Princess was then christened at the Church of St Mary Magdalene, Sandringham, on Sunday July 5 2015.

Charlotte's christening was attended by the Queen, Prince Philip, Prince Charles and Camilla as well as Duchess Kate's family.

The Princess has since quickly established herself as one of the most beloved youngsters in the royal family, and according to Kate herself, Charlotte was a very confident toddler growing up.

The Duchess once told guest at a Guildhall reception: "She is very cure, but she has got quite a feisty side.

This year, Princess Charlotte will celebrate her birthday on Wednesday May 2 when she turns three-years-old.

How will Princess Charlotte celebrate her birthday?.

Express.

uk spoke to a Kensington Palace spokeswoman but the details of what happens behind the closed doors of the royal residence remain a mystery.

Last year's celebrations were marked by Kate sharing an intimate photo of the Princess taken in April 2017 at their Norfolk residence of Anmer Hall.

Kensington Palace said: "The Duke and Duchess are delighted to share a new photograph of Princess Charlotte to mark her second birthday tomorrow.

"TRH would like to thank everyone for the lovely messages they have received and hope that everyone enjoys this photograph as much as they do.

Charlotte's first birthday was similarly marked with an official photocall of an adorable looking Charlotte, snapped by Kate at Anmer Hall.

Four candid pictures of Charlotte were shared on Kensington Palace's official Twitter feed, captioned: "We hope that everyone enjoys these lovely photos as much we do.

A spokesman for Kate and William said at the time: "The Duke and Duchess are very happy to be able to share these important family moments.