Chủ Nhật, 28 tháng 10, 2018

Waching daily Oct 28 2018

Trick or treat? What are you? you don't get it

You don't get it?

Darth Vader Elf?

Darth Vader Elf????

Darth Vader strawberry? Red, red Darth Vader?

Darth Mater! Oh my God.

My name is Matt, a.k.a "Darth Mater," and I am a lover of the

candy corn. I am Callie Willie Nelson and I don't

like candy corn.

Here's the thing about candy corn,

think of, think of a candy associated with the holiday, there is no other candy as

closely related to any holiday as much as candy corn represents Halloween.

Why have candy corn when you can have literally any other candy in the world?

That's your argument? Pretty much.

Tell me, do you actually like the

taste of candy corn? So I like holidays and being festive as much as anyone, but

if we're talking about a flavor and an enjoyment perspective, I just don't get

it. I don't get the appeal. What do you not like about candy corn? It's not that

I, it's not like oh it's gross. It's just sugar and it tastes like wax.

I'm sorry the candy tastes like sugar. What do you want candy to taste like? No,

candy corn is the kind of candy you buy to put in a dish because it looks

festive. It's beautiful, but no one actually eats it. I'm eating it right now.

You, you shouldn't. There are a lot of different types of candy corn.

It's not just one. There's the classic candy corn. Okay. Like so. Okay. There's

this candy corn, that I don't know what they've done here. Is that chocolate? It's kind of a

chocolate. It tastes like a Tootsie Roll, and a candy corn had a baby. Okay, so

they're changing candy corn because everyone knows it doesn't taste very

good. So they're having to do things like this.

Then my personal favorite, which is in the candy corn family, the pumpkin. That's

your favorite? Yeah these are good. I think this is legit a candle. Like if you

have matches and you set it on fire, just set it here as a candle. I want to speak

directly to the lovers of candy corn out there.

We're under attack and we've gone into hiding, we've become ashamed of our love

of candy corn. The anti candy corners have launched a full-on attack against

us, shaming us for our love candy corn. No more, today, today candy corn lovers we

unite and that ends. I stand from the rooftops. It may take me a while to get

up there. It's festive, it looks good in a candy dish, those are the only good

things about candy corn. Imagine little Matt, going door-to-door

trick-or-treating, and they hand you some candy corn. You're not gonna be like what

where's the good candy? Where's the Milky Way's? Where's the Reeses Cups? Where's the

lollipop? Where's that caramel apple lollipop that comes around this time of

year? If someone did give me a loose handful of candy corn I would be

disappointed. Yeah doesn't even come in a bag. PSA, don't take loose candy from strangers. So you can't eat candy corn!

They do sell individual packets of candy corn to give away to children. I'm going

to blow your mind here. I'm going to use my powers to make something appear.

You're going to give it a shot, okay? I guarantee you you will love candy corn

from now on.

Wow, maybe you really are Darth Tomato. Mixing candy corn and

peanuts. . . together . . . is the single greatest snack known to mankind.

It's because peanuts are good and salted. Watch this. Candu Corn is not good.

It's good, it's better than candy corn. Done. Candy corn's awful. So anything with

candy corn is better. Unless a man dressed as a tomato villain hands me

peanuts and candy corn I'm never gonna eat it. Did you even have one of the

chocolate candy corns? No I don't need any of this. This is not good candy. No, no

one needs this. I do not need this to survive. Oh let the record show Matt says

no one needs this and I agree. No you don't need candy

corn to survive, like you need air and water and Krispy Kreme donuts. It's just

for Halloween. Decoration. It's like little Halloween pills. It looks like a

rotten tooth. In conclusion I think that candy corn is

the greatest Halloween treat. Looks like a candle, tastes like a candle, candles are

not candy! That was fun. Throwing it's better than eating it. Candy corn, not

even real corn.

(crash sound)

You think the porch is haunted?

Maybe.

Candy Corn is a delicious treat.

Calli smells like dirty feet

For more infomation >> Is Candy Corn Awesome or the Worst? -- Back Porch Bickerin' - Duration: 5:08.

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Supersonic Parachute for NASA's Mars 2020 Rover Is Go - Duration: 2:01.

Testing a Parachute for Mars

Fifty years ago NASA began lofting parachutes

to altitudes and speeds meant to simulate

the conditions of Mars entry.

Those early tests demonstrated the challenges of inflating

lightweight materials in a 1500 mile an hour wind

and having them survive well enough to help enable

a safe landing on the Red Planet.

Today, as our missions become ever more daring,

we need new parachutes capable of surviving

those strenuous environments.

And we need ways of testing them

at loads higher than ever before.

Engineers at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory

worked with NASA's Wallops Flight Facility

to develop a new test technique.

The Advanced Supersonic Parachute Inflation

Research Experiment, or ASPIRE project,

uses a 2-stage Black Brant 9 sounding rocket

to carry its payload to the conditions needed

to stress the parachute.

The rocket is launched out over the Atlantic Ocean

and ascends to altitudes where the atmopsphere of Earth

mimics the atmosphere near the surface of Mars.

The third and final ASPIRE test launched on September 7.

The parachute was deployed at nearly twice the speed of sound.

In less than half a second, 200 pounds of

nylon, Kevlar, and Technora

go from a small, drum-sized bag with the density of wood

to an inflated parachute with the volume of a large house,

generating nearly 70,000 pounds of drag.

In slow motion images, you can see the rapid emergence

of the parachute, as it begins generating the drag

crucial for deceleration at Mars.

These images give us amazing insights into

the physics and early behaviors

of a supersonic parachute inflation.

The apparent ease of the unfolding and unfurling

in the parachute belies the severity of

the extreme environment in which this occurs.

After three successful tests of ASPIRE,

NASA has now tested their new parachute

at loads and conditions exceeding

any large supersonic parachute before it,

and 40% higher than the highest load expected for

the Mars 2020 mission.

Our parachute is now certified for flight at Mars!

NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory

California Institute of Technology

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