Trick or treat? What are you? you don't get it
You don't get it?
Darth Vader Elf?
Darth Vader Elf????
Darth Vader strawberry? Red, red Darth Vader?
Darth Mater! Oh my God.
My name is Matt, a.k.a "Darth Mater," and I am a lover of the
candy corn. I am Callie Willie Nelson and I don't
like candy corn.
Here's the thing about candy corn,
think of, think of a candy associated with the holiday, there is no other candy as
closely related to any holiday as much as candy corn represents Halloween.
Why have candy corn when you can have literally any other candy in the world?
That's your argument? Pretty much.
Tell me, do you actually like the
taste of candy corn? So I like holidays and being festive as much as anyone, but
if we're talking about a flavor and an enjoyment perspective, I just don't get
it. I don't get the appeal. What do you not like about candy corn? It's not that
I, it's not like oh it's gross. It's just sugar and it tastes like wax.
I'm sorry the candy tastes like sugar. What do you want candy to taste like? No,
candy corn is the kind of candy you buy to put in a dish because it looks
festive. It's beautiful, but no one actually eats it. I'm eating it right now.
You, you shouldn't. There are a lot of different types of candy corn.
It's not just one. There's the classic candy corn. Okay. Like so. Okay. There's
this candy corn, that I don't know what they've done here. Is that chocolate? It's kind of a
chocolate. It tastes like a Tootsie Roll, and a candy corn had a baby. Okay, so
they're changing candy corn because everyone knows it doesn't taste very
good. So they're having to do things like this.
Then my personal favorite, which is in the candy corn family, the pumpkin. That's
your favorite? Yeah these are good. I think this is legit a candle. Like if you
have matches and you set it on fire, just set it here as a candle. I want to speak
directly to the lovers of candy corn out there.
We're under attack and we've gone into hiding, we've become ashamed of our love
of candy corn. The anti candy corners have launched a full-on attack against
us, shaming us for our love candy corn. No more, today, today candy corn lovers we
unite and that ends. I stand from the rooftops. It may take me a while to get
up there. It's festive, it looks good in a candy dish, those are the only good
things about candy corn. Imagine little Matt, going door-to-door
trick-or-treating, and they hand you some candy corn. You're not gonna be like what
where's the good candy? Where's the Milky Way's? Where's the Reeses Cups? Where's the
lollipop? Where's that caramel apple lollipop that comes around this time of
year? If someone did give me a loose handful of candy corn I would be
disappointed. Yeah doesn't even come in a bag. PSA, don't take loose candy from strangers. So you can't eat candy corn!
They do sell individual packets of candy corn to give away to children. I'm going
to blow your mind here. I'm going to use my powers to make something appear.
You're going to give it a shot, okay? I guarantee you you will love candy corn
from now on.
Wow, maybe you really are Darth Tomato. Mixing candy corn and
peanuts. . . together . . . is the single greatest snack known to mankind.
It's because peanuts are good and salted. Watch this. Candu Corn is not good.
It's good, it's better than candy corn. Done. Candy corn's awful. So anything with
candy corn is better. Unless a man dressed as a tomato villain hands me
peanuts and candy corn I'm never gonna eat it. Did you even have one of the
chocolate candy corns? No I don't need any of this. This is not good candy. No, no
one needs this. I do not need this to survive. Oh let the record show Matt says
no one needs this and I agree. No you don't need candy
corn to survive, like you need air and water and Krispy Kreme donuts. It's just
for Halloween. Decoration. It's like little Halloween pills. It looks like a
rotten tooth. In conclusion I think that candy corn is
the greatest Halloween treat. Looks like a candle, tastes like a candle, candles are
not candy! That was fun. Throwing it's better than eating it. Candy corn, not
even real corn.
(crash sound)
You think the porch is haunted?
Maybe.
Candy Corn is a delicious treat.
Calli smells like dirty feet
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