They just don't spend all of their time on playing and shooting.
They're sleeping while the team is practicing.
It was the players that I found..
Why are all coaches so bad at playing?
That's not true.
Coaches play well.
They play better than most players,
they can make decisions better than most players,
but they just don't spend all of their time on playing, shooting, running, moving,
and, obviously, your shooting and movements will get rusty if you don't practice them.
There were situations where I had to stand-in for a pracc,
because our player had some Internet issues,
and we had already agreed with the team to play that pracc,
and I didn't do much worse than the other players in that pracc,
and I was second or third on the scoreboard.
So it's not true.
Is a coach needed to make sure that the players fulfill all the terms of their agreements?
No, of course, a coach should do other things,
the agreements are mostly on the managers
and those leading the organization.
Is it true that a coach is a failed player?
It depends.
It might be true in some cases.
In my case, it's different.
I didn't play CS:GO,
but I was a pretty successful player and IGL back in the CS 1.6. days.
I think that most coaches understand that they might give the team more as coaches than players.
What one should do to become a coach of a CS:GO team?
You need to be able to understand the game,
you should understand the reasons of certain moves,
understand how the teamplay is built,
follow the game and tactical metas,
learn to work with people,
learn to be a therapist, sort of,
understand how to build the training process,
learn to think about the long run,
do strategic planning.
And it's just a small part of what one should do to become a coach.
The coach's work = the team's result?
I wish it would be like that,
but there are too many factors that affect the result of a team,
if it all were so simple,
we would've become a top 1 team a long time ago,
since I think that I work a lot and do my best to improve the team,
but there are many things that aren't as simple.
Why do coaches need to stand behind the players during a game if they can talk only during a timeout?
It's because, first of all,
it gets clear what's going on when you're behind the players,
you can see some things that you can easily fix,
sometimes it happens that a team loses a round because of some small thing,
for example, because communication was not good enough,
and the players might not understand that
if they'd communicated and played together better,
they wouldn't have won the previous rounds,
and that's what they need to fix to win the next rounds.
it sometimes happens that
a coach can see how the players can play better tactically,
and by watching the players from behind,
by watching how they communicate during the match
you understand what decision you should make.
What's the process of kicking or adding new players like?
I don't think there should be any instant kicks,
you need to tell the player what they should do to get better,
otherwise, there are going to be consequences.
A player should understand that they won't be kicked right away, but also that they need to improve their play.
But when the team decides to kick a player,
when the player doesn't grow,
when the player doesn't react to things we say to them,
then there's a reason to say: "Sorry, but you aren't trying to get better,
we've wasted our time to help you become better,
but you didn't do it."
Then the player understands why this has happened.
I think this is very important to explain,
and it's important to try to reason with people.
Players should also say something if they don't feel comfortable on the team,
so that we could improve or change something,
everyone on the team should feel comfortable,
and if someone doesn't think about it,
and doesn't try to move towards doing it,
then problems appear,
and it results in kicking.
We've never kicked someone just because they played badly.
There was always some talk before it,
we tried to help them change,
and when they [players] understand what mistakes they've done, kicking isn't as painful anymore.
As for new players,
we consider different players who might fit with the team,
considering their roles,
what they can do,
I usually watch their demos
to understand..
DeadFox, ISSAA and woxic. These are the players that I found,
I watch their demos,
I watched their results, statistics,
and I talked to Kirill (ANGE1),
and he and I were deciding and trying..
to see if the players have the qualities that we were looking for,
if so, then we'd add the players.
Are you the person who comes up with all the strategies?
Partially, yes. It's 50/50.
I used to make strategies more often,
but I realized it was hard to get inside the players' heads
and explain to them..
to make them understand the game the way I do,
and even when we work on some things and try strategies 15-20 times,
the players might still forget some important details,
which affect the success of the strategy.
I now try to make them come up with something they want to do together,
so that it would come from their head and not mine.
What does the coach do during a bootcamp?
He's sleeping while the team is practicing.
To be honest, there are rumors that some coaches actually did that,
But seriously, the coach should make a plan,
think about what the team should do today and tomorrow,
what the team should practice,
and the coach should try and motivate the players to take the job as seriously as possible
and spend the time as efficiently as possible.
Is friendship between the coach and players important?
It depends on how you see friendship,
your relationship should be close enough,
you need to find this balance, which isn't easy,
especially when people are from different countries and cultures,
and that's one of the hard things.
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How to Sing Better For Girls -
Hi, guys! Ken Tamplin from Ken Tamplin VocalAcademy and I'm gonna teach you a little bit about the voice and voice lessons today.
How To Sing Better for Girls. Now, girls, how do we learn how to sing better? What does that
mean? There's so many different styles and there's so many different approaches
and techniques. Some want to sing heavy. Some want to sing light
Some want to sing blues, soul, R&B, well I'd like to cover a couple key elements and
obviously not gonna get to cover everything today, but what I want to do
is just give you some simple pointers on how you can learn how to sing better for
girls. The first thing we've discussed and if you've seen my videos at all I
have a course called How to Sing Better Than Anyone Else. And in this course I
discuss some of the most basic and important elements and the first is
posture and relaxation. And we're gonna have our, we're gonna sit straight up or
stand straight up. We're gonna take our breath from our abdomen and I cover this
in my diaphragmatic breathing section so if you want to refer to my channel if
you want to check out my website, you'll see this whole section on diaphragmatic
breathing, but we want to breathe from our abdomen. So, we want to take a breath
from our belly, from here, from our abdomen. Directly under our ribcage we'll
feel the whole solar plexus all the way through our belly, with... take a breath
and it's not like breathing like this from the chest, it's to breathe in from the
belly. So we take our breath. Now ladies... most of you do two things. The first
thing is you pump a lot of air. So it's "Ahhh, ahhh" you use a lot of air when you sing which
"A" can dry out the cord. "B" does not build a good, strong, powerful voice, and "C"
usually, most girls flip into their head voices way too early, which atrophies
the chest voice. And it actually inhibits or handicaps your chest voice, because
it's favored, because you flip into head too soon. So my recommendation for you, as
you start on your journey to learning how to sing better, is I want you to
focus on how you can stay in your chest registration safely. Now that doesn't
mean go out and start screaming and belting and pulling your chest voice up
as far as you can in an unsafe manner. But it does mean to build this nice
bright ping
That real nice, bright sound. So it's the LAH! AH!
That's a fabulous sound guys if
you can achieve this kind of sound you're on a great track because the more
you grow this sound, and I want to be candid about something. A lot of
people say gosh, you know, is the Ken Tamplin Vocal Academy just for people that want
to belt? Or is it just for rock singers? Or just for powerful singing? Absolutely
not! An Airy sound can never achieve a
bright, robust sound. A bright, robust sound can always achieve an airy sound.
Then if you want to back off the sound, you can back it off as much as you want
off, to nothing, to a whisper, if you like, but you start first with a nice strong
robust sound, and then you start bringing in other flavours after you've grown the
voice. You want a nice bright ping, cause that's the only true sound that really grows
the voice. So I want to take you through some exercises. I'm gonna start in the
contralto/alto lower register. I'm gonna start on a G4. We're gonna go up the
register like this:
do it with me. Now take your breath. Breathe
in the breath, and then I want you to use strength from your abdomen, kind of like
you're doing a sit-up. We need the strength that you feel in the abdomen
when you're doing a sit-up. Now instead of going Lah ah ah Ah, and flipping into head... right? I
want you to stay in the belting, or the call register as long as you can, so you
can strengthen this part of the voice. And we'll hand off this sound, or we'll
hand off, meaning from chest into head later, so we can strengthen this part and
build a nice, robust, powerful chest voice first, and then connect that head
register later. Let's continue. Let's go here:
Get your breath together don't forget to take your breath and pull in on that
diaphragm as you're going up in the scale, you push down on the
diaphragm, or on the belly to support or sustain these notes.
Now notice, as we ascend the scale there's a tendency to want to go Lah to
flip in your head voice. Resist the urge. Resist the temptation of that. I have an
exercise I like to think about because sometimes girls say well I don't know
when I flip into my head voice I don't know how to get out of it I just flip
into my head voice. And I like to use the analogy: if you have a bicycle or a
skateboard or a car, or someone is stealing your purse, let's say, and you see the
thief, and he's running over there. You wouldn't say "Stop! Thief! Stop that theif! He's stealing my purse! He's stealing my car or my bike!" right?
You'd say HEY! STOP! THEIF! That's my bike! That's My Purse! STOP!! Right?That's called the
belting register or the call register and you can defer to that. Now don't go
crazy cause we don't want to blow out your cords, but you want to refer to that,
so that whenever you're actually going through these scales, you can actually
ask yourself the question "Would this be like me calling out to someone
who's stealing my purse, or my bike, or my car, " or whatever. Now you can use this
with this nice bright AH and this nice technique of bringing in the abdomen as
strength, or the engine that drives your car, in order to start to build a great
voice for learning how to sing better. Okay, once we've strengthened the chest
voice, or the call register, or the belting register, we also need to pay
special attention to our head voice, and to learn how to connect it seamlessly
with our chest voice. Now most girls, and this is how to learn how to sing better
for girls, because usually most of the time when a girl flips into her head
voice she has a real Flutey kind of sound to her voice with no real strength
or power in it at all. Now there's some exceptions, but for the
most part that's true. So what we must do is we must strengthen the head voice
first to a nice bright timbral sound just like we did our chest voice like
it's the LAH! AH!!! We want to get a nice bright strong tambour in the sound so we use a
sound specifically a closed sound without which I'm going to start with
with which is
the EE Vowel. Okay so we're gonna start an EE
around the G or on the G5 and we're gonna descend a scale using a nice bite
Tambor to pull this sound all the way down in our chest register like this. Do
it with me. Nice bright. By the way it's not gonna be pinched or squeezed. I'm
creating space like the number eight in the back of my throat, so it's not pure
EE. It's ay-ay-ay
Have a nice bright sound so that we can grow that bright sound to match the same
tonality and the same timbre as our chest voice so we can fuse it together
and as we do this we grow our chest voice, then we grow our head voice, and
we can start to connect that passaggio seamlessly into one long powerful note
So this is one exceptional way for you, for ladies, for girls to learn how to
sing better so come join me Ken Tamplin vocal Academy. I have over 5,000 students
in my forums alone and we have over eight moderators help field your
questions. So join us. Ken Tamplin Vocal Academy.com
We look forward to seeing you soon!
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Juice babe doc. Can we go outside and play in the snow today? I love
snowmen on account of course chilly
Maybe a little softer next time coming dad. Sorry. I gotta go eat breakfast
dish
Tackle be back quicker than you can say cinnamon bun on the run. She's taking forever
All shinies I gotta look good for my new snowman friend
Kick butt fucker look
You're already paying oh
I'm sorry. Chilly. Oh, it's okay. Don't you worry your wittle sugars Oh
Hmmm I cut my button. Oh honey. We have to tell her so she can help what were you doing behind the door?
Nice tackle chilly chill my own the snowman scuffle loose buttons because I have no arms. Oh
You checkups I can't let you go outside in the snow with the loose button where's chilly? Hmm
Is that you? Yeah, just a porno target small
But you pull my button what if I become a one-button snowman, so let me give you a checkup
Doodle the usual hey, no
Like we got you have a case of jingle button break
really Hilton
Chilly, do you remember when I had a loose tooth?
That's what you're dangling button is like I don't have a brave bone in my book
So you got at least 510
Thanks for trying to help stuffy you can open your eyes now
I'll leave my button sewing machine cause it I wanna look at your new button, please doc
Thanks Lambie, how do I look guys that was very
What do snowmen eat for lunch
Dovahkiin think he's made of snow. He can't speak
little speech snowman
Snow
Crash course everyone looks so fancy for womenís when Liam show
What do we have everything guys I think so but I can't find a crayon for lamby's autograph. Oh
Yeah flowers check well, let's get a move on toys show starting in a little while there's just one more thing
Sweet ha a little birdie told me a king needs a ride to the dinner
Hello you two really are friends now that's sweeter than a jelly bean dipped in jail
Let's get this show on the road with fellas. I'll see you there
Attorney, please take the vegetable garden route
That is the best one the scenic route or as I like to say the Toby
And that cabbies always right that is the same rule always right
Don't you just love the roses ooh, but could you not do so while driving?
Tony I need to take you in for a checkup. I'm fine. I'm just gonna drive on out up
Let's get you can you rev for me Tony
Okay, your eyes and ears are clear and your engine sounds strong
We'll search high and low and if we can't find him we'll get you new ones
Oh, we're gonna miss lamby show shugie of ducks. Oh good thinking now
Let's find those wheels and don't let me show
As soon as we get your wheels on
Both wheels are reattached try to rev and spin your wheels
You know, it's quite a nice day for a walk, I think I'll just stretch my legs
I like my kingly body intact. You're breakin my heart
Is this about that little crash thing? I'll be careful
Nope
Are you paying attention to where you were driving well
Not exactly. I was trying to get so Kirby
Okay, I have another
Diagnosis Tony you have a severe case of not paying attention itis
Put that in the big book of boo-boos
One time I was riding my bike and I got a scrape because I wasn't watching where I was going
But on the cabbie I could drive with my eyes closed
Don't show off each other when you're riding with the game
Okay, I see what you're saying may I be a very careful serie Kip well
Of course you can you guys
How's it goin Tony great, I really want to look at the bird feeder, but I'm keeping my eyes
That's y'all got my attention
Lemme show was my most favorite backyard thing today. Don't forget about it
We're so proud of you hon. Let's put your blue ribbon up here. I
Love it
Almost as much as my first week. I know is it okay if I go out to the clinic, so Luna can meet I
mean so I can play with the lunar 2200 and my other choice Hey meet Luna I
Am Luna space explorer extraordinaire
Chilly you can't melt and
What a fascinating planet this is a clinic Luna I'm a doctor for stuffed animals and toys
Well, this clinic is stellar and I Luna 20200 have discovered this clinic
I now claim it from my home the moon. I don't want to rain on your parade, but
You can't disturb
That's the pillow shaped like a star. I am the first to discover this pillow shaped star
You can't blame me because I've already been claimed I'm Dax he is
Why don't you take a break from discovering and show us your favorite part of the Moon, yes, but that's very strange
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Everything's ready for your royal playdate children. Your friends will arrive any moment and I'll be on hand in case you need anything
Oh, no, you won't baileywick Your Majesty I get your birthday today. So we are giving you the day off
Oh, that's not necessary
Now you always say no
But this time I insist in fact consider it a command but your majesty I wouldn't even know what to do with my day
your brother Nigel does
Nigel so good to see you. Happy birthday, baby
Brother we don't get to see each other much because Wicky just works works works. But today I have big plans
What kind of big plans Nigel
Things we love doing when we were your age many years ago Nigel now first
We're off to the orchard for a little apple picking
Remember how much fun we used to have?
Apple picking as I recall. I was the one who did most of the picking here's a good one Nigel
Thanks wiki is the basket full yet. Nope, but my belly is
And after the orchard will swing by the village ice cream cart
Hey, woody, do you think mine smells funny?
And to cap off the day
After we're done wiping ice cream off your nose a boat will pick us up at the dock to take us fishing
Just like we used to do. Whoa. Look at that snapper. That was a catfish Nigel. That was a snapper Wicky
Snapper. Oh
What fun we used to have I can't think of a better way to spend the day
Sounds like you're going to have a great time, baby
Our friends are here Zander Hildegard hammer Sofia
It's so great to see you again, I know amber James and I each planned an activity for all of us
My activity is playing pirates in my treehouse. All right
Amber a
Treehouse don't worry Hildy. I'm having a little tea party later
You can help me set it up gladly. I just need to fetch my things and we'll be off
Excited for your day off are you mr. Baileywick indeed violet?
I can't remember the last time Nigel and I got to spend a whole day together
I just hope the children will be okay without me. I'm sure they'll be just fine
Hoist the sails captain's end are my dreams
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Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil Lovely Moments Best Cartoon For Kids & Children Part 118 - Red Tomato - Duration: 3:59.
How many severed horse head
Goblin dogs aren't real why it's a ruse. I took you for everything. Come on you guys let's just go
Look kids. You can have your money back. You know what keep it uh-huh Margaux. That was 650 bucks
Yeah, well now every time he sees my 650 dollars. He'll remember the three kids whose dreams II wrecked
No, I'll just spend the money. He's right Marco. Yeah, we'll take the money k. Thanks no star. We're going home
You've done it ready when you are
No, you earned the Goblin dog, what are you talking about Goblin dogs are real
I've had one before Kelly. Oh, we thought you died. What? No, we didn't. Oh, okay
Well, I'm sorry. I thought she did die. So, excuse me. Wait
You've had a goblin dog got it from right so goblin dogs are real
They are
Yes, this was all some kind of trick not a trick a goblin dog must choose its master through trial and
today the goblin dog chooses you
The oldest oh
My gosh
Those aren't gobbling dogs
These are goblin dogs, oh
Yeah here pony one Appetit
This tastes like a normal hot dog. Yeah, it's basic but it's good. Hmm. Yeah. Oh, yes. I was expecting
Was amazing how you give it to your pony head those hot dogs were pretty good
Oh well
You know
The best for my pasties and whatever all that kind of stuff and by you guys on the real I am so done with this
Place. I'm ready to hoof it. Oh
No, you can't say that. No, uh-huh right makes me go through this every time
Look so good. Hey Kelly. It's been really great talking to you. Yeah, man, he was really cool hanging out with you, too. What?
Oh, hey, I'm tad. I'm Kelly's boyfriend. You've been there this whole time. Yeah, I don't really eat hot dogs
I'm a vegan and stuff, but you know, I like to hang out
I don't even understand girls. I think it's impossible to
You can talk
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Puppy Dog Pals Go, Dog. Go! Top Cartoon For Kids And Children - Aaron Barnes - Duration: 10:01.
Go taco
I Spy something colorful thirsty. Is it that fence is it bobbin ARF its
I've programmed ARF to take you anywhere you want to go?
So, let's see if he works take my little puppy passengers all the way around the yard and to their doghouse
So ARF needs to stay drive
To our daughters ever where else would bingo and Roley like ARF to take them today
Because our flux to goes zoom zoom really fast
Puppy dogs can't enjoy the view
Bogg lead architects anyone who want to go and we can see you
Yeah, I see that
What do you think? We should have him take his neck ARF has never been to a beach
But our would love to go think how great it would for you to put your paws in that one. Okay, then
Take us to the beach
for sure, dude
That's how do its talk at the beach
No, oh
How much bob was here to enjoy this with us
That's a new one
I've never heard that sound before come on. Let's get out the water and get back to Bob's house
It's because of the water our foot is pause him
It really did make Arthur and now art does not remember
Hello seagull, I am r which stands for Otto doggy robotic friend Wow. I'm Jonathan which stands for?
Jonathan home sweet home a home, huh?
Jonathan we wanted you to take us back to our home. Not yours. Oh well in that case. I don't know where that is
Holy that's a great idea. If you can't remember all the things you I spy it on the way getting here
Jonathan could fly around and see them and show us the way back. So let's go
Let's say Reina piety
Oh, do you remember spying anything else wooly? I
present to you
something windy
Jonathan this is not what I spied either
The only thing that I saw was a different kind of whitening worst earth can take you down the mountain
then on your bark it said
There we go
Do you remember I spying a guy stationed at the bottom of a mountain? Oh
Thanks ARF, but we still have to get home and we still don't know how to get there
maybe if you remember anything else you spied I can fly around until I say it which means
You follow trucks. It means earth needs to follow that truck. So here are goes
I arrived
Come on are we know the way from here so you can follow us arf is ready and set to follow you so let's go
But you got back because Rolly remember what he spied. Yeah, but all my remembering is worn this puppy out
But I'm glad you're right here because I'd really miss you if you ever weren't ARF spies Bob and his best friends
The Shockmaster hissing yeah be sharp monster
I don't want to be a shark monster well for tending to our surfers and we need you to be the shark monster
Seeing you too Bob
Ruff - you guys - I would love to feel that sand on my toes someday
Hope you guys find something fun to do while I'm not near
You here will Bob said just barely that before really is noisy you and I are going on a mission
Good thing Bob invented these towers for us to put stuff in
I
Hope whoever's flying this plane doesn't make it do loop-de-loops because that hurts my tongue Oh Frank
I was talking about that thing around your neck. It's a lay hand so this
Probably I hope I don't get sunburned cuz that hurt
And it's exactly what I need these crabs are
We need something big but flies like a big fly bigger and fly, so let's get to work
We
Came here to get Sam for bob's toes. I changed everything that's crawling on the beach
We're both floating
Yeah, we four leggers are gonna ride the next way and whoever searched the best wins a trophy
What's that you two doggies one the surfing contest first place and we still need something replenish
I'm gonna find you crabby
Frog is gonna be so happy when he sees all the Sanford's toes. We should celebrate by eating those dog biscuits
I put in our collars. Yeah, all we have to do
Roli wait, we have all this and we need us shit, but not to Bob Tito
See there were no little puppies around to almost run me over or wake me up for my nap or beg me to be a
Shark monster until I finally said okay
I've been looking forward to seeing you all day
Whoa, what you two get into?
Actually that feels really good like what the beach must be like in Hawaii
How I wish I could be with you so I invented this to do the kinds of things
I do if I was here. Hi bingo. Hi Roley. I
Call Earth
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Once upon a time all in the magical kingdom of enchancia. They lived a young girl named
Sophia Sophia led a simple life working at the village shoo shoo. So Sophia was very excited to read the king
Miranda placed her slipper on the Kings foot. It was a perfect fit and so were they
We're almost there and whenever we have really look like Sophia now that we're living in the castle, you're gonna have your own bedroom
Of course father Your Majesty King Rowland the second Queen Miranda
You I sewed them myself
It's our family crest. That's right James because that is what all this is really about
becoming a new family
Cedric I said flowers not showers
Excuse me, your highness. I'm still breaking in my new wand that's Cedric
Yes, you should bring
That
Means I lead you. Oh, okay following
Will be careful me
it's so great to meet a real live sorcerer that flower trick with amazing if by
Amazing. You mean a complete waste of my talents then? Yes. Thank you
I should be out saving dragon see and you my dear should be in the banquet hall thirty seconds ago. Oh wait off you go
It's a tradition to provide an official welcome to every new member of the royal family for your mother
It was the wedding but for you
We will be throwing a royal ball in your honor too. And you and I shall dance the first waltz Oh Rollie
You're so sweet. I have to dance why would better way to let everyone in the tri-kingdom area know
So huge looks like the standard princess suite to me
Yes, mom you run do you need anything
I don't know do I well when you know what you need, you know what to do
I'm feeling unsteady. Mom says I'll be just
I'm not ready to be princess. I don't have what it takes
First thing with trinkets and I'm afraid to touch fancy
Sofia
What's the matter sweetheart I don't want a rail ball that's us says who
Come here, Sofia. Just try the best you can and if it's not good enough for all those stuffy dukes and duchesses
You must promise to never take it off
That way you'll never lose it I promise
Me too. Thank you. Goodnight Sophia night
Everything's going to be just fine. Well, good night
She has the amulet of every law
But not for long
And I'll finally have the power to take over the kingdom
What is going on in here, this is a castle not a farm
Always looking for a few good princesses. That's great because I need to learn to act like one by Friday. Oh
Good old Royal prep. Yeah at that great beginning they're taking that first step
Your lessons will come in fear
Time for your first class dear. Good luck
Class we have a new student
And then she dropped her Forks all over the floor hey amber what's going on
I think it's time Sophia took a ride on the magic swing. I
Don't know amber, it swings itself go on try it
Swings itself never heard of that before
Here we go
I thought you said she was your sister she is
Oh
Good baby bird I
Guess I gotta go back
We shouldn't have played that prank Sofia wait
my lab, I mean
Workshop, you know, no even the king himself
Oh
That's just wormwood my raving now you stop it with me you're scary
It's oh, but if you had the Amulet of avalor
You know for it contains powerful magic with each D performed for better or worse
A power is great, but promise
But I promise never to take it off and my mother says a broken promise can never be glued back together. Oh
Oh
And I got sensitive
That's a relief
You can talk
Can he stop talking? I helped a baby bird yesterday and I think the amulet gave me the power to talk to animals
Oh
that is great kid, cuz there's a
Okay. Now why do you think us? Woodland creatures have been helping you princesses for all these years? I don't know
Tell me cuz we gotta eat clean up your messes
And what's our reward would think when we did your chores we were volunteer
Time for school. Mm-hmm. Don't worry about the other kids Sophia. You gotta keep your up
I
Thought being a princess would be easy but it's really hard hmm. I know just what you need
5:06. Oh here. Let me help you with that
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Almost there muscle man, only 15 minutes left to go. That's good. You think you can let me use the bathroom? Sorry, dude
One man. You don't have to worry. I don't have it in me to run away. Just let me hit the bathroom
I get it you see?
Alright just for a minute
Hey, my ladies love gives me all this
Don't cry Starla. Yeah, you've only got ten minutes left
Do you hear something I think so
My baby needs me
No
Man don't do it. She'll break up with you
Promised her
way and waited enough
I don't wanna wait anymore, and I bet Darla doesn't want to wait anymore either
Thank you all for helping me it was totally worth waiting to prove I love you guys are true friends, haha
Thanks muscle man. It was nothing
We probably shouldn't invite them to the movies anymore good idea
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Megan Gailey - Tips for Not Getting Murdered - Duration: 4:59.
I worry about getting murdered a lot.
- I do. I do. - Woman: Yeah!
I get it. I know you can't act this way and be like,
"I'm gonna live forever!"
It's like I'm definitely gonna be in a trunk.
I know that.
I come home really, really late at night,
which is just like murdering women happy hour.
So I've developed a couple fun little tricks to try not get killed.
So like, when I get out of my car,
instead of walking down the sidewalk like a regular woman,
I choose to sprint down the center of the road,
constantly turning my head like that.
And it's less so a murderer can't catch me,
and more so another murderer
thinks I've already been claimed.
They're like, "Ah, no! Rick's got her.
Okay. Cool, cool, cool."
Men sometimes get upset with me. I get that.
They'll come up to me after shows and they're like,
"Why are you so political?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I'm just up here being like, 'Stop hitting us!
It hurts!'"
( cheers, applause )
I don't hate men. I really--
I don't want you to think that. I love men.
( sighs ) I keep saying that wrong.
- I love dick. - ( cheers )
Yeah. I do!
And people are so mean to dicks, too.
Like, "Dicks cause wars. Dicks are evil to women."
It's like dicks are magical, beautiful presents
that happen to be attached to monsters.
( cheers, applause )
That's what's happening.
Like, when has a dick ever texted you the wrong form of "your"?
Never. Never.
A dick never shows up in a Hawaiian shirt
to meet your family, like, "I don't know what the issue is."
Well, there's a lot of fucking issues!
These are my parents, not a goddamn Jimmy Buffet concert!
Dicks are so cool.
You guys have so many tricks you can do.
Like, a dick wakes up excited.
( laughs, applause )
Just ready to go!
Ready to greet the day!
What a morning person.
A dick wakes up before the human it's attached to.
How is that not on "MythBusters"?
That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
Never in my 30 years I'm like, "Oh! My vagina's awake!
♪ Time to go to work! ♪
I love men, men love me, kind of, I guess.
My dad's very confused by my interactions with men.
Like, once a guy drove six hours to see me for two hours
and then immediately drove back six hours.
And my dad was like, "Why would anyone ever do that?"
There's no nice way to be like, "I don't know, Dad.
I just got that good pussy."
- ( cheers, applause ) - Hang on. No.
You can't say that!
You have to be like, "I'm witty!
I'm a Gryffindor and a Hufflepuff!"
( laughs, scattered applause )
I love when you go into businesses
and in the women's bathroom, they have signs on the wall
that say, "Please don't flush any tampons down the toilet."
And it's like, "Oh! Well, we are."
( laughs )
That's like exactly what we're doing a hundred percent of the time.
There's always a trash can out.
I'm like, "Fuck your trash can!"
I make 77 cents on the dollar, I'm not waddling to a trash can.
Hillary lost! She lost!
I'll flush a fucking shoe down the toilet if I want to.
( cheers, applause )
I'm gonna be postmenopausal
just dipping tampons in pudding,
fast-pitch softballing them.
"Do you still want her e-mails?"
And then my friend was like, "No, no, no. You can't do it!
It's like an environmental crisis.
The tampons get in the sewer, they clump together,
and then a man has to go down and break it apart."
I'm like, "That's the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life!"
No Google image search has made me come faster
than a man in a hazmat suit having to chisel apart
a Robert E. Lee statue of used tampons.
God bless America!
( cheers, applause )
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SailAway 36 | Hopetown Bahamas - Riding Hard For Free Rum | Sailboat Living Sailing Vlog - Duration: 9:57.
this week on sale away we arrived in Hope Town Bahamas assault the island on
bikes snag some free rum at the kickoff party for regatta time Abaco and
discover the perfect sundowner spot whose cherishes our think we should sit
on them do you wanna say I wanna do you wanna say
with me last time we explored the North Shore of Waunakee had a UFO pool
experience yeah got towed several times that's us right there and eventually
sailed on were two ho Tom on elbow key Abaco Bahamas
Lauren failed getting a mooring ball and I lost the top half of our
not first time I heard and says I don't want there always shown
no it's one more thing though one thing I know this for sure
sunshine
there are sweetie
so
we'll talk about they don't hit that will help if I like Kalin rope
with its artistic bohemian vibe we immediately felt at home in Hope town
which sits on the northern tip of elbow key or maybe it was because the story of
the British loyalists who first settled here mimicked our own so closely just
like us most came from the Carolinas by way of East Florida in 1785 and while
the loyalists were fleeing the newly independent United States
we're just escaping the rat race
we got a playground
after running a couple bikes for 12 bucks of piece we clamped on rivers seed
and set off to explore the eight miles of elbow key and hopefully find the
location of the kickoff party for regatta time abaca
so happy
I was count down a free ruff
Oh
a little poolside drink
sorry watch me
we would love
we were
and bump should we go catch up mommy I just like this dock
in the early days of elbow key one of the main sources of income besides
fishing was the practice of wrecking which was basically scavenging
shipwrecks but after the British erected the candy-striped lighthouse in the
1860s those wrecks became extinct the lighthouse is now one of the last
operational kerosene fueled lighthouses in the world this is the road we were
talking about the range marker how you get in you line up that sign with that
sign this is what's at the end of that road
Oh whose chairs these are but I think we should sit on them donated by the beauty
and friends of hotel well thank you we will no it's for the balding know one
thing this
No
sunshine
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I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking - Tiger Woods & Gritty the Mascot | The Daily Show - Duration: 3:49.
There was a lot of big sports news in the past few days
So let's check in with Roy Wood Jr.
and Michael Kosta for another edition
of I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking.
-♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause)
WOOD: Oh!
Like that cold sore on your daddy's lip,
we are back, sports fans.
-I'm Roy Wood Jr. -And I'm Michael Kosta Jr.
No, you are not, man.
-Oh! -Look, football season is in full swing,
and there have been some crazy stories.
Last week, Buffalo Bills' Vontae Davis retired
-in the middle of a game. -Retired?
-You don't retire in the middle of a game. -Yeah.
If you're losing, that's called quitting, okay?
And you don't quit in the middle of a game.
Says who? Football is like anything else.
It's a job. You leave when you want.
I retired from Golden Corral in 1998
in the middle of steak and shrimp night.
Unthinkable.
Do you think that was an easy decision?
It was. Easiest decision I've ever made.
But the biggest news out of the NFL
is not about who's leaving-- it's about who's coming back.
The woeful Cleveland Browns
did something not seen for 635 days:
they won a game...
ANNOUNCER: Browns take over.
...snapping a 19-game winless streak,
a come from behind triumph over the New York Jets.
Let's go to the Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Super Bowl.
Super Bowl. Super Bowl.
Hey, hey, let's slow down, Browns fan.
Why don't you first focus on game four.
-I'll tell you what I didn't like about this, Kosta. -Okay.
What I didn't like is how everybody in the media
is saying they haven't won in 635 days.
-Yeah. -They didn't play every day.
-It was 19 games. -Yeah.
-It was 19. -But big numbers make a story sound better,
like when I tell HR I haven't been drunk at work
for 970 minutes.
So yesterday.
Okay, but still, it's pretty amazing
that the Browns hadn't won a game
-since Obama was in office. -Exactly. That's my point.
They lost those games to protest Trump.
-Ah. -But instead of taking a knee,
-the Browns took a season. -Yeah.
-Yeah, I mean... -It's bold.
Now, the Browns weren't the only people
with a big comeback this weekend.
The greatest golfer of a generation
returning to the top.
Tiger Woods is back.
An incredible scene Sunday
as the golf phenom turned golf legend
captured his first PGA win since 2013.
Man, it's good to see Tiger back.
You guys gonna start watching again, Roy?
Y-You guys gonna start watching golf again?
Oh, you mean black people. We haven't decided.
It's on the docket for the next black people meeting.
-We're gonna discuss it. -Oh, yeah.
-Yeah. -That sounds like fun.
You think I could join one of those meetings?
All right, fine, let's move on.
Now, Philadelphia, say hello to your new hockey mascot.
♪ ♪
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
That's why you can't come to the black people meeting.
Look, I don't...
I don't know what the hell
-Philadelphia thinks they're doing. -Yeah.
But that thing looks like a Muppet
that got kicked off Sesame Street for doing meth.
All right, man, well, look, we got to wrap this up.
-The black people meeting is starting soon. -Oh, yeah, okay.
You know what, I actually, I got a white person meeting, as well.
-So... What? -You got a what?
-I can't have a white person meeting? -That's the problem.
Roy Wood Jr. and Michael Kosta, everyone.
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