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I'm half white and half Filipino, that's what I am...

Which means my dad was in the military

That's not even a joke...

That's real shit

A lot of soldiers were fighting for this country

My dad was dating

I'm his Purple Heart

My dad would say borderline racist shit to me when I was a kid

Borderline racist shit

But I knew he was joking... It's my dad

Just sitting at the dinner table like...

You now why I married your mom, right?

Why...?

Cuz I love Chinese food...

She's Filipino dad...

Whatever...

Rice is rice...

What the fuck?!

Rice is rice!

That's so racist!

I'm not knocking what my mom had

To do to get to America she...

Fuck it, that's her hustle

That was her hustle

God bless you mom!

You hooked up with a soldier, had a kid in America

God bless you mom!

She did what she had to do...

She could have hooked up with a Filipino and had a kid in the Philippines...

You know how much a... a comedian makes in the Philippines?

A chicken and flip flops!

Fuck that... Fuck that, I don't even like flip flops

My mom was the shit

My mom and dad divorced when...

When I was like 10... 11 years old

My mom had to raise us on her own

She did that shit on her own...

Tough as shit

Sometimes a little too tough

Like it was borderline illegal, but...

It sucked...

She never took us to the doctor

My mom never took us to the doctor...

My mom raised us like we were still in the Philippines

She tried to cure everything at home...

Like a real Filipino woman

You had to die to go to the hospital...

Shit...

My mom cured everything with Vicks Vapor Rub

Vicks Vapor Rub!

I should have died 9 times when I was a kid!

That's abuse!

There was one time, I thought I had pneumonia

I go mom, I think I have pneumonia

She goes 'I'll put extra Bicks on your body, Josep'

Just rub it everywhere, Josep

Rub it on da bottom of da foot...

And den put a sock on da foot

And den the pneumonia will come out of da foot, Josep

I'm just smothered in fucking Vicks

I should have called the cops...

One time I was so sick, I swear to God... True story

I go mom, I don't feel good... I can't sleep

I can't sleep mom

My mom took a finger...

And stuck it in Vicks

And rubbed it on top of my top of my eyelids

On top of my eyelids!

That shit burned so bad

I go mom! It burns!!

I can't open my eyes!

My mom goes 'Well then you can sleep...'

Good night Josep...

She didn't give a shit

Mean

She never hit us...

My mom never hit us

She just scared us a lot

She loved to curse...

And she used to... flex, like that

She used to do that shit!

She brought that to America!

Anyone that does this shit... Aye, my mom started that shit

She did it to all of us

You know how embarrassing that is?

To get punked by a 4 foot 8 Asian woman?

At the fucking mall

Get out of da God damn Poot Locker

Get out of the Poot Locker!

I'm not even in the Foot Locker!!

I used to cry...

I used to cry and tell my mom, I go

Mom, when I have kids...

I'm never gonna do what you do to me... To my kids

And my mom looked at me...

I swear to God

She put her hand on my shoulder

And she goes Josep... Promise me, ok?

Never have kids...

For more infomation >> "Rice is Rice" | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle - Duration: 5:20.

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Alan Walker - Hope (feat. Emmy) - Duration: 4:36.

♫When two worlds collide♫

♫It's where everything should be fine♫

♫Stars will ignite, play music along the night♫

♫The moon was lighting up the fight, but something wasn't right♫

♫The sky above turned to dark and we lost what I thought we found♫

♫We're meant to be together, we're meant to be forever

♫Things will crash into our planet, but we can get through it and move in to something better♫

♫I have hope, for you to come back home♫

♫To where you belong♫

♫I have hope, I have hope♫

♫To feel this magic close and have you in my arms♫

♫I would give you the universe and there's no ending♫

♫It will last forever♫

♫Something explodes in me for you to set me free♫

♫Waiting like a blue eyed alien, I see spirits flying away

♫I pray for another day for it to change cause I really need you here to stay♫

♫I was drowning in pain when you left the game somewhere out in space♫

♫I can't explain, do you feel ashamed?♫

♫When the moonlight strikes there you'll find out that you and I belong in this fight

♫We've been in a phrase, we can't replace but I doubt we can make it magical♫

♫And everybody will know we're invincible but it's up to you if you want this love to glow♫

For more infomation >> Alan Walker - Hope (feat. Emmy) - Duration: 4:36.

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Earning the Ranger Tab - US Army Ranger School - Duration: 13:42.

Earning the Ranger Tab - US Army Ranger School

For more infomation >> Earning the Ranger Tab - US Army Ranger School - Duration: 13:42.

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아마츠키(天月) - 이별만이 인생이다 Life is Only Full of Goodbyes (さよならだけが人生だ) - Duration: 5:15.

For more infomation >> 아마츠키(天月) - 이별만이 인생이다 Life is Only Full of Goodbyes (さよならだけが人生だ) - Duration: 5:15.

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Microgaming Hound Hotel Online Slot Game - Duration: 1:38.

For more infomation >> Microgaming Hound Hotel Online Slot Game - Duration: 1:38.

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Little Girl Thinks Discarded Water Heater Is Robot - Duration: 0:54.

IDENTITY OVER AN ADORABLE

LITTLE GIRL.

DOES THIS BROKEN WATER

HEATER LOOK LIKE A ROBOT?

IT CERTAINLY DOES TO THIS

LITTLE GIRL.

HI, ROBOT!

HI, ROBOT!

THE VIDEO CALL IS GOING

VIRAL ON YOUTUBE.

THE HEATER WAS LEFT ON THE

STREET FOR TRASH COLLECTION.

I LOVE YOU, ROBOT.

YOU CAN SEE HOW SHE MAY THINK

IT'S A ROBT.

THE PANEL AT THE TOP LOOKS LIKE

EYES THERE.

HI, ROBOT!

AWE!

I WAS WAITING FOR THE I LOVE

YOU.

IT'S COMING.

SHE BACKS AWAY.

I LOVE YOU, ROBOT!

THERE IT IS!

DID YOU HEAR IT?

I WANTED THE DRAMATIC PAUSE TO

For more infomation >> Little Girl Thinks Discarded Water Heater Is Robot - Duration: 0:54.

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What this RV channel is all about! RV life, passiv income, big life questions, living your dream BIG - Duration: 6:48.

hello my friends I'm starting this

channel in English instead of Swedish I

am from Sweden I will tell you something

about myself and the plan for this

channel and what you can expect so this

is my RV it's a Chausson,

Fiat and I am

living in this RV full time and for a

living I do several stuff I work as a

rent nurse

I am renting me out to hospitals

around in Sweden so i can live wherever

I want and besides that I'm a youtuber

and trying to get the passive income of

this YouTube channel and other YouTube

channels and you can see my channels on

my channel by other channels I have a

paracord youtube channel you will see it

right in the right corner of your screen

right now and you can see what that is

what I'm doing and sometimes I'll show

you what I'm doing well that's what I'm

doing for income to live this lifestyle

I am right now selling my house I have a

house that I am really not using

anyways because I like to live in this

RV and before that i lived in a tiny

house on wheels that i have built myself

and there is a channel for that too if

you want to build one you can look

at my

channel and see if you like it I can do

like this I can help you now in the

right corner right now you can see

the channel and you can subscribe and go

and check it out so as you see i'm a

person that does a lot of things and i

like it to be like that and my way of

living is doing things that i love and

make money on it so that i can live as i

please i want to wake up every day and

do the stuff i love to do so i'm not

right there you will be able to see my

way to get there and I'm getting there I

am always driven of the goals and doing

the right choices and sometimes you know

maybe I don't do the right choices but I

do choices the thing is if you don't do

choices you stay where you are and if

there you are it's not where you want to

be well then do better choices and I

like this thing you can say you are

where you are the because of the choices

you did yesterday so don't complain and

complain do new choices that get you

where you're going maybe sometimes you

think that this choice is the best

choice and it was wrong so what do it

again in another way until you succeed

yeah it's not harder than that and that

there are no failures there are no

failure no no it's not there are no

failure if you tried and failed you can

try and fail again but if you don't try

you will never succeed this life is

short live it as you please if you

can't do what you want now take small

choices that make it happen sooner or

later

there is no no point in living a life

that's not yours don't live your

parents your friends your status

life because of others it doesn't matter

what other people think of you if you

it matters what you think about you that matters well so

what will I do on this channel well I

will talk like this to you about life

and I will show you everything about my

RV style lifestyle and nomadic lifestyle and

passive income like that and everything

I do and working as a nurse and so on I

will do what I think is fun and I hope

you will think it's fun to