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6 Ways to Know if Someone is Jewish! - 6 Maneras de Saber si Alguien es Judío! - Jessy Cohen - Duration: 3:15.
Jessy, are you Jewish?
Ah, you're an idiot,
Do I look like a pig, that I am not kosher?
How do you dare to ask me that, beast?!
The Jews of the gola (outside Israel)
would never ask such a thing,
It's extremely rude.
We smell
see
feel
and hear other Jews
one km away!
It's like the gay radar,
but for Jews!
Today,
I'm going to show you
how you can tell if someone is a Jew,
without asking if he's a Jew
You, Israelis, pay attention,
Because this is for you!
Ask the last name!
Yes, so simple!
Every Jew knows exactly which surnames are Jewish
In case you missed that "how to be a Jew" lesson,
here's a list of last names:
Tag your Jewish friend here
For example
Every last name that ends in
-ski
-ovich
-ein
or -man
90% of the times
they are Jewish!
And me
Cohen
What do you think?
Jewish enough?
Warning!
Surnames can be misleading sometimes,
it is recommended to reinforce them
with some of the steps below
And if not, check with your Rabbi
Use the Jew's super-secret language
HEBREW
If you think that guy is Jewish,
approach him and say Shabbat Shalom!
You will know if he is Jewish,
only if he responds
Dude, today is Wednesday!
Another trick is,
you stand like this
in the middle of the street and shout
Bore
peri
a gefen
Amen!
There you have, he's a Jew!
Go get him!
Jewelry!!
Look at their jewelry!
We, Jews, love to show we are Jewish
So look really close!
Because even if it is male or female,
they will appear with a giant Magen David
hanging from the neck,
that shouts:
I AM JEWISH!
Other variations are:
a hamsa bracelet,
a chai,
an eye,
a kippah
peyes,
a hookah hanging,
Ok, you already know!
Talk about the benefits of circumcision
Yes, Jewish men
love bragging about
how they have it cut,
Ask something whose answer is Israel
A real Jew says Israel
not ISRRRRRRRRAEL!
That's for goys
This one doesn't fail!
If you not only wanna know,
but you wanna seduce
a Jewish man or woman,
It's very easy
You approach him slowly,
towards his ear,
and you whisper in a sexy way:
Do you want a Kipe (Kube)?
If he has an Ashkenazi face,
change kipe for knishe
When you'll see those 3 liters of drool,
You will realize
the way to a Jew's heart is
through the stomach!
So here they are.
6 ways to know if someone is Jewish,
with discretion
Because if there's something that characterizes the Jewish people
is that we are extremely discrete.
Yeah, sure
Hi! I am Jessy Cohen
Follow me!
Like!
Jessy, what did you say?
What? You didn't understand?
What happened to all of your Spanish from South America?
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Minimum to Maximum (Boat is Sinking) Kiddie Party | Parlor Games - Duration: 13:04.
Ok Mommy
The game is done. Mommy!
Where are you? Mommy.
She has a pandesal.
Oh there is mommy.
We kept calling
You need to pick 3 adult females
Well here daddy has picked 3 guys
That is Sir and the guys
For you mommy, just pick 3 girls po
Mommy or Tita
Who do you want to call Mommy?
Elsie. Ate Elsie. Ate Elsie!
Come down here!
Si Kaye. Kaye!
Come join us here
Kaye!
And Ate Rose!
Go!
She's too fat. Too fat
Aren't you Ate Rose?
Hello Ate Elsie!
Rose come here
I'd like to call Joan
Ok Ate Joan.
Come over here
Come down here Ate Joan
OK here he comes now
Three boys and three girls
Sir come over here
Then the third come over here
Where is she?
Ok one two three
Four five six
Ok this game is about
This is easy
Now let's get this arranged according to
who you think is good looking
Let's move back
Oh no what happened!
I said move back
I didn't mean fall down
Ok sit sit. That's ok already
You should be careful, your seat
looks like it can't support you
Okay 1, 2, 1, 2, back to 1, 2, 1, 2
Tita Start with you, 1
2, 1, 2, 1, 2
Now for 1, I need you to make line here to the right
Now for the number 2, make a line at the left
Just fall in line properly
Ok right there
Let's get Sir to go in front
Ok Group one fall in line here
The rule is that the most handsome or the most beautiful should be in front.
Boom Panis!
Boom Panis Ok
Have we all boarded a boat sinking?
Of course today since we can't get anymore boats
we're gonna this
Standing collision, when you are holding on to something
Group one raise your left hand.
Ok he's not raising his hand
Ok Group 2 raise your right hand
Ok, it's starting to smell
Ok everybody here has been on a bus where we all stood up and
don't know what will happen
There, it's going to sway
Now for the birthday celebrant, let's do a group song first
Who has a birthday today? Icy.
Yes Baby Icy. Ok Group 1 say
Baby Happy Birthday Baby Icy
Happy Birthday Baby Icy! There
They are too joyful
C'mon louder, one more
Happy Birthday Baby Icy Go!
Happy Birthday Baby Icy! Very Good!
Group 1, Group 2 Raise your right hand
Happy Birthday Baby Icy
Really no emotion
No energy
Let's put in some power
Happy Birthday Baby Icy with hip dance
Group 1 raise your left hand
Happy Birthday baby Icy with kembot
Go
Happy Birthday Baby Icy
Sir looks like a post
He standing like he can't bend. You need to make kembot
Ok one more Happy
Birthday Baby Icy with Kembot
Happy Birthday Baby Icy!
There it is Group 2
Everybody together, raise your right hand
Happy Birthday Baby Icy with Kembot go
Happy Birthday baby Icy! There
Look at that, Sir looks like he knows what he's doing
Ok now we are going to explain it to you
This game is what we call
Minimum to maximum
Arrange your line according to the categories
Of course if I say minimum to maximum
You start with the smallest or least
going higher to the other end
Ok we could now get this
Maximum means big, higher, or taller
The one in front then going smaller and smaller
Minimum or maximum or maximum to minimum
you just need to fix your line
Then you need to fix your group just talk to each other
Ok sample first
Minimum to maximum
Arrange your line according to your height
We already have a first team, they never needed to arrange
because they are already arranged
But now how am I to know who went on first
the moment you did what I told you to
all the group has to do is
Happy Birthday Baby Icy with kembot
If you fixed yourself, you are gonna win
Ready race to three
Race to three and the one that lost
will stay there and get a punishment
Daddy, is the axe sharpened?
Make sure it is
The rule is race to three
And the group that lost will stay for the punishment
Group 1 are you ready
Group 2 are you ready?
Wait I'm just picking out a song for us
Ok Again
race to three, group 1 group 2
get ready whoever gets 3 points
whoever loses stays for the punishment
Our first category minimum to maximum
Arrange your line according to age. Go.
Ok Group 1 got it first
Ok let me repeat, when you fix your group you say happy birthday baby Icy
Carry ball?
Sir How old are you? 25
25
43, 43!
Group 1, 1 point
Right right, group 2
egg
Group 1 say to Group 2 Boom Boom Panis panis
Boom boom panis panis
Ok wait let sir do it
ready go!
Boom Panis! Oh Panis!
Group 1 1 point
Group 2 egg. Group 2 you can still make it
remember there is a punishment for the losing team.
Ok just do it fast
Ok Group 1 1, Group 2 Zero Ok get ready for some
now for the next category
maximum to minimum
arrange your line according to birth of month
start to get ready and go. Faster Faster
Happy Birthday!
Ok the first group is them again
Ok group 1 ok birth of month
february february
october
november. november!
[buzz]
wrong
I said maximum
you made it minimum
maximum to minimum December to January
What you did is Minimum, January to December
Ok let's go here
Sir Birth of Month
December
Ay joke only
You know you could lie
so you can win
So group 2 got it wrong
Sorry, you could lie so you could win
Ok nobody got it
Ok next category Minimum again
Minimum to maximum
Arrange yourself to the size of your waist line go
Waist line waist line get ready
Hey say happy Birthday! Ok they are first
Ok waist line?
30 waistline
32
36 wait hahaha
Group 2 2 points I mean one point
Group one one point
So both teams have one
Ok give our revenge to Group one by saying Boom Boom Nganga
Go Boom Boom Nganga. Ok sir
Sir you demonstrate
Boom Boom nganga
Group 1 Nganga
group 1 group 2 all one
get ready for our next category
Minimum again
minimum to maximum arrange your line according
to your your
from the time that you were single to married
how many exboyfriend or exgirlfriend?
Go.
Ok group 1 is first
Hey Group 2 is first
Mam from you
How many ex?
Ok none?
ok so wala
just one one only
two
he's a liar
ok this one seems like a playboy
he has a car
he has a car right
then here's the question
how many ex
four
I knew it four
so group 2 2 points
you need a final point
if you get it you win
group one you need to do better you are still one point
you can catch up
get ready get ready
minimum to maximum
arrange your line according to your
family members
how many are you in the household
ok ok
group 2 got it first
ok family member
5
5
5
555 tuna
ok we have a winner
ok sir mam here we go
ok hold it
congratulation we have a winner
group 2
all of you that lost give that to the winners!
that's not yours
thank you po
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one here the double shot button that
will give you over expected cotton what
you should do is just use the single
button here which is the single shocked
up and once you've got that going to be
right so set up a pocket it's pretty
straightforward we do pick up put on the
scale you can adjust that to the higher
cut so how will you puppies or should be
a big number and then the most important
clean its orbit feelings so in this
you've got the police and I build a dial
here controls event of water it goes for
the publisher to load one and one the
right controls in our coffee going
naturally you run a strong coffee here
so return it to maximum
so to make a coffee it's as simple as
pressing the button once and if you
follow the configuration in the video
here you see my cucumbers graduations
excess graduation
so you
after the noise so
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