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The Flash: Who is Abra Kadabra?

One of the greatest Flash villains you haven't heard of yet is coming to TV this week.

So who is Abra Kadabra, anyway?

The ability of the writers and the producers of CW's The Flash to bring classic comic

book villains to life has been truly magical since the series began.

And with Abra Kadabra coming to DC TV, "magical" isn't just a clever turn of phrase.

Who is this magical malcontent, you ask?

Sit back and let's go for a mystical ride back to the Silver Age of comics...

When writer John Broome and artist Carmine Infantino first introduced Abra Kadabra in

The Flash #128 (1962), he stood apart from the villainous pack.

After all, up until that point, most Flash villains were either strange aliens or career

criminals enhanced by improbably hi-tech weaponry.

But Abra Kadabra, with his jaunty cape and mustachioed visage, was anachronistic when

compared to the eye popping Silver Age designs of villains like Captain Boomerang or Captain

Cold.

Abra Kadabra looked like he belonged fighting Doctor Fate or Sargon the Sorcerer back in

the Golden Age of comics, but there he was, wand, mustache, and all, battling the Scarlet

Speedster.

Most of Flash's villains were technology enhanced or science based (well, except for

the ones that were giant evil psychic gorilla dictators), and surprisingly, under the surface,

Abra Kadabra wasn't much different.

He wasn't a classic evil sorcerer, not really, he was a citizen of the 64th century.

Citizen Abra was a stage magician who longed for accolades and applause but people living

in an advanced civilization where time travel was possible weren't really impressed with

magic hats or some mustachioed nutjob pulling handkerchiefs out of his mouth.

So Abra did what any insane, narcissistic futuristic stage magician would do, he stole

a time machine and traveled back to the 20th century where people would be awestruck by

his tricks.

Now, let's stop here and let this sink in.

Abra Kadabra abandoned a time period where there was no disease, war, or famine to come

to the 20th century so people would clap for him.

That's pretty messed up.

And when Abra got to the past, he didn't even really use magic, he just used technology

from his era to make people think he was using magic.

That's like me going back to 1654 with a flip phone and saying I was a wizard.

People didn't know what to make of the gaudily dressed egoist and kind of just watched his

shenanigans with mouths agape.

But Abra Kadabra would have his applause, oh yes.

He used his super tech to force people to applaud.

Try as he might, Abra Kadabra couldn't get people interested in his showmanship, but

he was in Central City where the greatest celebrities were the Flash and his motley

assortment of villains, so like any sensible magician, he turned to crime.

In their first encounter, Abra defeated Flash by using his futuristic clap inducing technology

(ahem).

There was Barry Allen, clapping his hands and stomping his feet with such verve that

he couldn't stop Abra Kadabra.

Later, Abra Kadabra attempted his greatest trick by making the Flash disappear.

All that was left of Flash was his uniform as he was shot off into space.

Flash used his speed to race back to Earth and easily defeated Abra Kadabra, but a very

different type of rogue was born, one who committed crimes not for material gain, but

to feed his own ego.

With that out of the way, let's look at some of the more magical moments of Abra Kadabra's

career...

The Greatest Moment in the History of Western Fiction

In The Flash #133 (1962) by John Broome and Carmine Infantino, something happens that

is so awesomely improbable, it remains one of the wackiest, most awesome bits of comic

book weirdness ever rendered on a comic book page.

After Abra Kadabra escapes from prison, he sets up a puppet show (as one does).

He uses his new found puppet glory to ruin Flash's reputation.

He builds a Flash puppet and humiliates it.

That's kind of silly, but things soon take a glorious turn.

Abra Kadabra uses his 64th century tech to set up a trap that turns Flash into a freakin'

puppet!

Yes, Abra Kadabra transforms Barry Allen into a marionette, and Barry doesn't even seem

that phased by it.

On the cover of this infamous issue, Flash is proclaiming, "I've got the strangest

feeling I'm being turned into a puppet."

Now what does that feel like?

Does it feel like you're limbs get really stiff, or is it one of those weird feelings

when you have to poop but not really?

Does it feel like Jim Henson is whispering in your ear, or does it feel like you need

a moment alone with Shari Lewis and Lambchop?

Does you Kukla feel all Fran and Ollied?

We want to know!

Whatever the case, Flash was a puppet but somehow uses super speed to not be a puppet

(I guess he vibrates at the opposite frequency of a puppet?) and defeats Abra Kadabra.

But this moment of glory will forever define the endless insanity of Flash's Silver Age

adventures.

Psst, Greg Berlanti, psst, Geoff Johns, pssst, Andrew Kreisberg.

Gather 'round, I need to talk to you.

Yeah, let's huddle.

Please have Abra Kadabra turn Barry into a puppet on TV.

Please, the universe needs this to happen.

Thanks, you guys.

Future Tense

Abra Kadabra fights Barry Allen many times in the Silver and Bronze Ages, yet unlike

other famed Flash foes, Abra always fought alone.

The magician's immense ego doesn't allow him to play well with others.

Abra Kadabra returned again and again in order to achieve the glory of defeating the Flash,

but in all that time, no creator really delved into Abra Kadabra's world of the 64th century...until

the great Mark Waid that is.

In The Flash #67-68 (1992), Waid and artist Greg Larocque present "Future Tense,"

a tale in which Abra returns to his own timeline.

The wrinkle they add to the Abra Kadabra legend is that in the future, certain malcontents

and rebels worship the magician.

They honor his non-conformist view of the world and form a sort of Cult of Kadabra.

The rest of society wants Abra Kadabra dead and Wally West (who took over from Barry Allen

after Crisis on Infinite Earths) must race to the future to save Barry's magical mortal

enemy.

Wally saves Abra Kadabra and destroys the method by which the evil techo-wizard travels

through time.

So now, Abra Kadabra is stuck in the 20th century, far from the 64th rebellion that

so honors him.

Ironically, Abra Kadabra finds himself in a world where that applause he so desired

is waiting for him...44 centuries in the future.

Abra Kadabra dedicates himself to destroy Wally West as the magician now no longer wants

plaudits for defeating Flash, he wants revenge.

Abra Kadabra became a much more bitter enemy of Wally West than he ever was of Barry Allen

and became one of Wally's most obsessed and terrifying rogues.

One wonders if CW's Flash will follow suit and cast Abra Kadabra as more of a rival to

Wally than Barry.

His Greatest Trick

In order to achieve his bloody goal of destroying Wally West, Abra Kadabra turns to the devil

himself.

In the 1995 Underworld Unleashed storyline by Mark Waid and Howard Porter, Abra Kadabra

makes a deal with the demonic entity known as Neron.

Neron had the penchant for upping the power levels of DC villains who sold their souls

to the demonic entity.

But Abra Kadabra's ego was too huge to sell his own soul, so Abra Kadabra did the unthinkable

and sold the souls of five of Flash's rogues (Captain Boomerang, Mirror Master, Heat Wave,

Weather Wizard, and Captain Cold) to the devil.

After this act that proved there is no honor among thieves, Abra Kadabra became Neron's

chief lieutenant.

Not bad, from a puppet obsessed egocentric stage magician to the right hand man of the

devil hisownself.

Wally West and the heroes of the DCU would defeat Neron and save the rogues but now,

Abra Kadabra had legit magical powers thanks to his Faustian deal.

Abra Kadabra was finally a true wizard and ready to take his hatred of Wally West to

the next level.

And Now I'll Make This Woman, Disappear

With his new found devil enhanced magic, Abra Kadabra would soon commit his greatest atrocity.

In 2000, in a storyline written by Waid and Brian Augustyn and drawn by Paul Pelletier,

Abra Kadabra would go after reporter Linda Park, Wally West's greatest love.

Linda was Flash's anchor to reality and whenever Wally got lost in time or space,

Linda would be his beacon home.

Yeah, on TV, Park was a sports reporter that had a brief fling with Barry Allen and then

disguised herself as Doctor Light, but in the 90s, in the pages of DC Comics, Linda

Park was a pretty damn big deal.

That's why it was so shocking when Abra Kadabra made Linda Park disappear from all

of reality.

Not only was Linda gone, no one remembered her.

Abra Kadabra committed the ultimate act of revenge by magically robbing Wally West of

his greatest love and his true purpose.

With this one spell, all of a sudden, puppets, applause, and the wonderful silliness of the

Silver Age was forgotten as Abra Kadabra took the stage as Wally's greatest foe.

Thankfully, Park was actually only shunted off into another dimension and the power of

Wally and Linda's love eventually reunited the couple.

There was a whole thing with Wally's twin from another dimension and more time and space

shenanigans than you can shake a magic wand at, but the takeaway here is this, Abra Kadabra

almost pulled off his greatest trick, making the love of his arch enemy's life disappear.

Rebirth

As many Flash fans know, after the comic book version of Flashpoint, Wally West himself

disappeared.

When Wally West returned in the pages of 2016's DC Universe: Rebirth, a great mystery followed.

Where was the former Flash, why was he gone so long and how did he return after so many

years?

Well, in the world of The Flash, when someone disappears, you can bet that Abra Kadabra

had something to do with it.

In the pages of Titans by writer Dan Abnett and Brett Booth, it was revealed that Abra

Kadabra kidnapped Linda Park and the members of the Titans.

He forced Wally West to travel so fast in the Speed Force to save his friends that Wally

disappeared from reality.

But in Rebirth, Wally returned and with him, a sense of hope and wonder returned to the

DC Universe.

The reemerged West and the reunited classic Titans defeated Abra Kadabra and restored

Wally and the Titans to DCU prominence.

But hey, Abra Kadabra was so damn powerful, he not only robbed the DC Universe of Wally

West, he robed all of reality- including ours!- of the beloved hero.

Think about that next time your laughing at the puppet stuff.

And there you go, Abra Kadabra 101.

If Abra Kadabra follows the same pattern of coolness and creative quality that so many

other classic Flash Rogues have achieved on the CW, we're sure Abra Kadabra will finally

receive that standing ovation he's always desired.