- [Griffin] His proportions is great,
he's kinda like a big broccoli, isn't he?
He kinda has the silhouette of a big broccoli
with arms and a gun on its head, huh?
(Monster Factory theme music)
The thing that excites me, Justin,
is that we have so far to go, because we have colors,
patterns, and stickers, and I'm wondering
if there's a whole sort of Lisa Frank option.
How saturated do we want the boy's shorts to be?
- [Justin] I mean, these are scrubs.
(Justin laughs)
I mean, they're medical scrubs.
- [Griffin] You're right, they need
to be sort of a light blue. - These are prescription
shorts, like they should match his hat,
his doctor hat. (laughs)
- [Griffin] I feel like we've maybe chosen
the worst possible weapon. (Justin laughing)
He's gonna be playing ball and stick,
kind of, every time that he attacks
with a weapon, but all right.
Now, ooo, we can sort of put a sticker on his mask.
- [Justin] Can you put two stickers
that say 69 on his mask?
Or what's the point? - Justin, do you really
want me to do that? - I would just like to--
(Justin chortling) - Oh, it's not
loading very good.
- [Justin] How, dynamically, is it scaling
all these different components?
It's ridiculous.
- [Griffin] I mean, wait, that's a,
that is not a six, fam. - It's not a six, y'all.
Hey, y'all, oh, it's mirrored, eh?
- [Griffin] Oh no, no, yeah, I don't wanna do that.
How do I turn that off?
All right, now where'd you go, bud?
Bud, now we gotta, well, we found his gun.
(electronic beep) Damn.
- [Justin] Five points for you.
Dang, I gotta be faster.
- [Griffin] I want it to be a projection.
- This isn't worth it. - I just don't want it
to be mirrored. - This isn't worth it.
- [Griffin] Yes it is, it's gotta say 69 on his mask,
it's absolutely fuckin' worth it!
(Justin snickering) If this isn't worth it,
then nothing we do is worth it!
Yeah, why's it gotta be mirrored, fuck this!
- [Justin] It's stupid.
- [Griffin] Well, let's stick some on his body then.
- [Justin] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is good,
he's a good fighter. - Do we like this?
This seems below us. - It seems beneath us.
- [Griffin] I wanna desecrate the gentleman,
can we give him a pocket?
Hey, this is a weird tattoo to have, huh?
- [Justin] That's a strange tattoo
that I wish I had.
- [Griffin] This'll be where he keeps his tools,
and his, y'know, Fruit Roll-Up,
for if he gets hungry in the middle of surgery.
(Justin laughing)
- [Justin] It's a real pocket.
- [Griffin] It's a very real flesh pocket.
(Justin snickering)
- What a strange tattoo. - We can even change
the color of it to be sort of scrubs colored.
See, what's great about this look
is it can go from day to night, very easily.
Oh, what a good fuckin' video game!
♪ Fashion, fashion ♪
♪ Unh, unh, unh ♪
'Kay, so he's got a little pocket there for--
- [Justin] That's very good.
- It's great, is what it is. - Don't overthink it,
let's get out there and fight!
- [Griffin] Now what should he say when he loses?
- [Justin] "I guess I need to train more."
- [Griffin] Is that one of the options?
- [Justin] No, I just, that would be great,
(Griffin laughing) if he could say that.
- [Griffin] So, upon losing, I can, in a fix,
no one told me about this! (Justin laughing)
I'm just gonna make all of them holiday,
(Griffin laughing)
holiday themed.
Here's Happy New Year, let's make this
a good year. - Now malfested,
by popular demand, what the fuck could that mean?
- [Griffin] Critical edge, I mean that's gotta be
congratulations on your graduation, I feel like.
So that's good, take picture, pose.
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, oh, you know I'm gonna catch
that in a good sort of freeze frame.
You know I've got this.
What's the most medical sort of background?
What looks the most like a hospital?
- [Justin] Shark.
- Yeah, we like that. - Yeah, very good.
Hide weapon, fuck off.
- [Griffin] Uh.
- That's really, very good. (Griffin laughing)
Where's that, just make that a GIF.
- [Griffin] Damn, wait, hold on, wait,
this is gonna be so powerful and sexual,
I feel like, if we could give him the Drive jacket,
but on his whole body?
Is he too big, or not big enough?
'Cause I could probably do a full-body wrap.
- [Justin] We'll see how big it get.
Ah, boy.
(both laughing)
Ah, boy!
Is he very good!
- Holy shit! - Excellent, well.
It's well with my soul, Lord, yes!
(Griffin laughing)
Yes!
- [Griffin] And you even get like,
kinda the legs pokin' out of the butt
of the shorts. - Love that.
- [Griffin] Alright, yes, I think, now,
okay, yes, now I can sleep well tonight.
(Justin laughing)
So let me see, for the arcade mode, hone your skills,
do I wanna hone my skills in training mode,
or just connect to the network?
- [Justin] Just plug into the network!
- [Griffin] Do you wanna automatically upload replays?
Why would I want-- - To YouTube?
- Yeah, sure! - Yeah, of course.
(both laughing) Automatically.
- Enjoy my replays, everybody. - I want no oversight
into this to happen.
God, look at him! (Griffin laughing)
Look at him, I'd be intimidated!
- [Griffin] Should be easy, it's just Soul Calibur.
It's not even a real fighting game,
it's just Soul Calibur. - Just beat him
in Soul Calibur.
- [Griffin] Final Destination, no items.
Let's do it!
- [Justin] Okay, that's first blood,
hello! - Uh-oh!
- [Justin] Griffin, use your gun!
- [Griffin] I can't, I don't know the button for it!
(Justin laughing) Shit!
- [Justin] G, look at your controller for G!
- [Griffin] I don't have one!
(Justin chortling)
The lag is unbelievable.
(Justin groaning) No, okay, that's a warm up.
It doesn't count, practice. - It was so good though,
Griff, I'm proud of you!
- [Griffin] I really just hit a lot of buttons.
I feel like the sound of my button-rattling
is gonna really come through the vid.
God, the lag is so bad, it's so bad.
- [Justin] Yeah, nah, if you think that you streaming
Soul Calibur VI has improved my video quality on this end,
you are sadly mistaken. (Griffin laughing)
I'm watching an instructive slideshow about
a pervert fighting a ninja. (Griffin laughing)
- [Griffin] Oh, shit.
Well, that's not, I can't press any buttons during this,
so that doesn't seem really fair.
- [Justin] Doesn't even seem fair, go back to Smash.
Can you import him into Smash, please?
- [Griffin] I don't even know what Dr. Sexgun's
intro cinematic to Smash would look like.
Like, he would be working with Dr. Mar--
Wait, where'd my fuckin', he knocked my fucking hat,
and, what the fuck, he knocked my shit off!
Yep, okay. - (sighs) Boy.
He knocked your hat off, I didn't know that was legal.
- [Griffin] I know, he knocked my hat and my mask off.
- That seems illegal. - So now I'm not even, like,
I'm not even OR-ready anymore.
(Justin wheezes)
- [Justin] You scrubbed out.
- [Griffin] I scrubbed out, he scrubbed me
right the fuck out.
All right. - All right then.
- [Griffin] At least I look way cooler than you.
Oh, opponent found!
We got an opponent! - Nice.
- [Griffin] I hope it's somebody with a goofy character.
Whoa.
It's Delson.
I'm Delson, this is my crystal blade, and my cyber eye!
I hope you don't look like a perv, oh, shoot.
Oh! - There we go.
- [Griffin] Oh, you were saying?
Oh, uh-oh. - Oh, oh!
(Griffin wheezes)
- [Griffin] I hope it's bad for you too, GROH,
otherwise this is a distinct advantage you have here.
(Justin fake laughs)
- [Justin] Ah, the spins.
- [Griffin] The lag is just,
oh, great! - Great!
Nope, you lost. - He kicked it, he did kick
my fuckin' hat off again. - You lost your hat,
you lost the game.
You don't get your hat back?
No way he would stop the match to be like,
hey listen,
I'm gonna put my hat back on. - Hey stop, chill.
- [Justin] No fair, no kicking or anything
until I've got my hat back.
- [Griffin] Did you see me block?
Like a real gamer? - Yeah, yeah.
(Griffin laughing) Hundred percent, baby!
- C'mon, Delson! - C'mon!
- [Griffin] Delson!
- [Justin] Great!
- Great! - Great!
Great, you've lost.
How's that great? (Griffin laughs)
Why is that great?
- [Griffin] Oops, oops, whoa!
- Were you posing? - Ah, I used my power bar.
- [Justin] You ate your PowerBar?
- [Griffin] I ate my Clif bar!
(Justin laughing)
- [Justin] Give you five extra kicks
to use in this one, use 'em wisely!
He's gonna-- - Can you please,
can you please block, Dr. Sexgun?
- [Justin] He's gonna smoodge you right off the cliff.
- [Griffin] Look at my poor, crumpled body! (laughs)
He really wrapped me up like a little taquito there.
Ah, fuck, I'm not gonna block that.
(both laughing) I had my full dick exposed!
(Justin chortling)
I'm not gonna touch this guy!
I hate this weapon.
Congratulations on your graduation!
(Justin chuckling)
Yes, kick his ass,
- [Both] Yes!
- Eat my shit! - Ring out, ring out!
It's anybody's game!
- [Griffin] He kicked my tiger tattoo off!
My kicks are so powerful, and so little and cute,
but so powerful. - And your hula hoop
is so useless. - I'm not giving this guy
any air, oops, oops. - Oh, he got his own air.
He found some from home. - He found some air.
(Justin wheezes)
- [Justin] Found his own air from home.
- [Griffin] C'mon, c'mon, I wanna win, I need a win!
It's my graduation day! - Oh, this is it.
- [Griffin] Oh, it almost wasn't it,
but then it ended up being it, wow,
I hit the ground pretty hard, huh?
(Justin laughing)
- [Justin] I didn't think the gun was a hat.
- [Griffin] Sure, he did kick my gun off many times now.
- [Justin] I don't feel like, when we made him,
I don't feel like the gun was a hat that could be removed
without surgery. - Yeah, it seems unfair.
- Yeah, it seems-- - It's definitely part
of my skull, and maybe that's why I keep losing,
is he kicks a part of my skull off.
I'm changing the weapon, I hate it.
- [Justin] Oh, interesting, but it's so flirty!
His like--
- [Griffin] Don't matter, don't matter, what's this?
Mitsurugi's just got sort of
a strong sword. - It's a sword,
who cares, Griffin?
- [Griffin] Who gives a shit?
These are advanced nunchaku,
for real gamers. (Justin laughing)
This is a hulking two-handed sword, no, no.
- Oh, it'd be so not fun-- - Nah.
- To play with, it's just a stick, guys!
Why would you bring a stick to a competition
where other people can have swords?
It's nonsense. - Now this is just
a nice little sword. - I like that,
it's like a needle, from--
- [Griffin] It's like a scalpel, is what it is!
- [Justin] That is your scalpel!
- [Griffin] That's it!
Now let's give this one a spin.
I wanna really execute some tight maneuvs on this one.
I feel like my gameplay has been a little bit,
can I play against one fun person?
Look at this, look at this match-up!
This hardly seems fair!
- [Justin] Just kick him!
- [Griffin] Thank you, Justin, thank you, Justin.
Oh, you want just kicks?
(Justin mumbles)
- [Justin] Slappers only!
- [Griffin] Wow, he's really fuckin' me right up, huh?
He stepped on my fuckin' head! (Justin laughing)
- [Justin] You kept your hat, though, that's a W.
That's a W, right there, you kept your hat.
- [Griffin] Yeah, anyone you walk away from
with your gun hat. (Justin laughing)
Shit, fuck, damn it, damn it, shit!
- [Justin] I see one problem,
is it seems like he's using moves.
Some different moves he know about.
- [Griffin] I mean, the only move I need is kick a lot.
(Justin laughs)
- [Justin] I mean, all evidence
to the contrary on this one, Griff.
- [Griffin] He's getting all the charge points!
And I don't know what those even are,
and I don't think they're maybe
even a mechanic in the game, but in my mind,
he has all the charge points and I have none.
- Whoa! - Uh-oh!
Whoa, shit! - Huge, huge!
- Whoa, shit, Dr. Sexgun! - He's been waiting
the whole match for this amazing move!
- That's the power of the Soul Calib--
- [Both] Uh-oh.
- He does, he has one too. - He has one too, it's,
no, you blocked it! - He also has
the Soul Calibur. - I think you blocked
his great move!
- [Griffin] No, I think his move
is that he went beast mode on my ass,
and put me in the toilet! (Justin laughs)
It seemed like he had a lot of follow-up moves
to his one beast mode move, and one of those follow-ups
was putting me directly in the toilet.
Yeah, at least I look better, get creative, anybody!
I wanna take another bite off this fuckin' apple.
- [Justin] It takes so long to look for people,
you should have a rematch button.
- [Griffin] There is, I just haven't used it before,
'cause I haven't wanted to beat anyone's ass
as bad as I wanna beat this big fuckin' Shredder dickhead.
- [Justin] Why is the most convincing
defeat the one that made you thirst for more?
- [Griffin] His sword is so much bigger than mine!
- [Justin] That's one thing they didn't even consider
when they built it. - Oops, whoopsie!
Whoops, I'm just gonna
keep doin' that, whoopsie!
Oh, this has gotta be frustrating, huh?
For you, as a gamer? (both laughing)
Oh, shit! - Nah, it's a mental game!
- Oh shit! (laughs) - Oh my god!
- Oh my god!
- Textbook, textbook! - Oh, man.
join me in the toilet!
Oops, he's doing a lot of stuff to my bod.
- [Justin] (laughs) He knows he has more things.
- [Griffin] He does know more about the game than I do.
He probably did the training mode.
But I still do have this, though.
- That one-- - He doesn't seem to--
- [Justin] (laughs) He doesn't have a count--
(both laughing)
- [Griffin] There seems to be no counter to this move,
I think I've discovered how to break the video game.
Oops. - This is a really
- He's kicked me a great deal. - powerful attack
that you've summoned up - He's kicked me a great deal.
Uh oh!
Please! - Oh my god
- [Griffin] Did I get it?
- [Justin] Did this work?
- [Griffin] Please die.
Please die. - Please die!
- Please die! - Please die from--
- Please die! - This series of--
- [Griffin] Mwah!
What a zesty meata ball! - Delicious.
(Justin laughing)
- [Griffin] Oh shit, he did some stuff.
Wait his body's different! (Justin laughing)
- [Justin] You've impacted him.
- [Griffin] Oh christ.
(both laughing hysterically)
He went beast mode before the match even started!
How is this fuckin' fair? (Justin chortling)
(Justin choking up) I'm my grabs!
My grabs, Justin!
My poor grabs! - Aw he's just--
No quarter this time.
No patience for your nonsense.
(Griffin laughing)
- Oh no! (Justin chuckling)
He knocked, I threw all of his clothes off,
and it made him so angry! - All credit to the video game
it did look perfect.
It looked like my brother got his, both
of his balls dissolved.
Just block, block, block,
and then do your secret move. - I'm tryin' to block Justin!
I'm tryin' to fuckin' block!
Oh my god!
No!
- Not like this! - My body!
- [Justin] Those throws are devastating.
- [Griffin] They do a lot.
Oh shit!
Oh shit! - Oh nope.
Griffin don't!
Oh what?!
Turnabout?!
- [Griffin] No, shit!
Shit, shit, shit!
C'mon, please, stand up, no, don't get hurt!
God!
Farts, shit!
Ass! (Justin laughing)
Dookie!
(Justin wheezing)
Fuck! (Justin wheezing)
- [Justin] Fight 'im again.
I mean you gotta fight 'im - I mean I wanna 'nother bite
off this rotten apple. (Justin wheezing)
- [Justin] You gotta fight 'im again!
- [Griffin] I fuckin' hate him.
I fuckin' hate his--
I hate everything about 'im.
I hate everything he stands for.
Now he's gonna--
Oh, he didn't wanna play against my many grabs.
- [Justin] That couldn't've been a pleasurable
fight experience for him,
by the way. (Griffin laughing)
- [Griffin] Absolutely not.
All right, gimme someone fun!
Buff_Riku!
This is promising!
Yes!
Oh my god, I can't wait to slap these two chests together!
Brother!
Where did you train brother?!
Now he doesn't know my secret.
My secret thing that I like to do.
Uh oh, yeah he does.
Oh, whoa, we need to use that weapon, that seems fun!
Wait, stop.
Please stop.
Please stop. - C'mon!
- [Griffin] He's so good, Juice.
- [Justin] Why does he keep parrying you with like--
- [Griffin] With people who don't just grab
over and over again?
'Cause we're a special breed, Justin.
(Justin laughing) We're cut from a special cloth
They know how to block all my attacks and hit me
with attacks that I don't--
Oh fuck, that's gonna hurt, like I saw that one
in slow motion and knew the whole time
it was gonna be so bad.
Did you try to do this?
- [Both] Oh!
- [Justin] Is that the move you were looking for?
- [Griffin] Oh, is this what you're trying to do, brother?
My big torso'd brother.
(Justin chuckling)
This is the battle for the fate of the tiger tattoo.
Whoever wins this gets the tat.
Aw shit.
I don't wanna lose the fuckin' tig--
(Justin laughing) I gotta take the tattoo off.
(Justin wheezing)
We had a fuckin' deal.
(Justin laughing)
- [Justin] Can you message him privately,
and just ask, please rematch?
Please, please rematch for the tat.
- [Griffin] You wanna do one more for the tat?
- [Justin] Just one more for the tat.
- [Griffin] Nope, he took off.
Tats is his!
I liked it so much.
Do you think it's because my second gun isn't big enough?
Maybe we need to address that.
So first off, we did make a promise.
Damn it.
See ya.
Ah, damn it.
I think this is gonna help a lot.
Let's go ahead and make it a lot--
(Justin snorting) way bigger.
- [Justin] Are you increasing the size of his internal gun?
- [Griffin] Yeah, yeah, Juice, that's exactly
what I'm gonna go ahead and do.
And I think you know where it's gonna go.
(Justin laughing)
- [Justin] You know we restrained ourselves initially,
and that was our first mistake.
- [Griffin] I'm takin' all the fuckin' limiters off.
(Justin chuckling)
Where is the dang thing though?
Gonna make it wide, long, and thick.
(Justin laughing)
Where is it?!
Okay, okay. - Yeah.
- [Griffin] Now I need to update its yaw.
Where's the yaw option? (Justin snorting)
- [Justin] Yeah, that's good.
Careful now. - I want it to the beep--
- [Justin] Careful now.
- [Griffin] Should it be the beepus?
(Justin wheezing)
Now do we want it to be--
I think this one's more snub-nosed.
(Justin laughing)
Can we get reported?
(both laughing)
Is there a report function in Soul Calib--
- [Justin] Are you worried we'll be reported
for making it too small?
Is that your fear? (Griffin laughing)
(Justin laughing)
- [Griffin] Wow, I've spent like a long time
on this huh? - Yeah, just fuckin',
push the holst--
(Griffin laughing hysterically)
Push the holster into his crotch a little bit more,
and let's move on with our fuckin' lives.
I'm a father.
- Oh let's see what I did. - I can't watch you
get your gun penis perfect all day.
- [Griffin] It's not that.
Hey, don't be a--
Don't be gross.
(Justin chuckling)
- [Justin] Scoot it down!
- Nobody said it was that. - Why does I have to stick
out straight?!
- [Griffin] It's my little, little gun.
This one is, this one is shorter,
but I think it's gotta be like,
I think it's packin' a punch.
We do have to move it forward,
so we have plausible deniability.
'Cause people are gonna accuse us of tryin'
to make this look like a wingwong,
but I can say, no, it's clearly a gun.
It's too thick.
I hate, I now hate the thickness.
Now we're ready to party.
One last thing I do wanna do,
is the weapons we've been using are far too short.
- [Justin] Mm.
- [Griffin] Let's just try it.
Let's just try it. - Big hammer?
- Right? - Okay, sure.
- [Griffin] Yeah.
Can't get any worse than it has been.
- [Justin] Nah, nah, nah, for sure.
- [Griffin] Please be funny.
- [Both] Nope.
- [Griffin] It's a sort of skeleton monster.
Let's go!
- [Justin] Wow.
That's a massive start.
And it feels like you're really following up
on it, perfectly.
Yes, ring out, ring out!
Right here, right now!
Ring out, ring out!
C'mon!
C'mon, the hammer the whole time!
- [Griffin] Bye! (laughing)
I just fuckin' slam dunked the funk, watch this.
Oh, you asshole.
- [Justin] This has been the challenge the entire time.
This style is what you needed.
- [Both] Oh my god!
- [Justin] (imitating Soul Calibur narrator) How frustrating
this must be for him a soul still burns.
He's from, he might pull out a V here.
- [Griffin] Wow yeah, he really cut me up good.
It's because he got like a little buff.
He got like a little headstart there.
Blocking does nothing in this game,
there's no point to block. - Well not
when they gotta sword. - Wow!
(clapping)
- [Justin] Griffin, you can't, it's can't--
- [Griffin] Justin! Don't say shit like that!
Damn it, he's hitting me so much.
What the fuck?!
I didn't, he hit me so much!
- [Justin] Impossible.
Impossible that we let another win slip
through our fingers - Christ alive!
- [Justin] Remember the arrogance of three minutes ago?
We were both high on the power of the hammer.
Aw, you're on a bad trajectory, my friend.
I don't think you wanna step back
in the ring with this puma.
He has got your--
- [Griffin] He keeps--
(Justin laughing) He rope-a-doped me for sure.
- [Justin] Yeah, this bad boy, oh good Griffin, good.
- [Griffin] The good news is my hits hit so hard.
I just have to connec--
His stupi--
Fuck me!
Damn it!
His attacks are so big and so long,
he knows the buttons I don't.
I'm gonna go into training mode after this.
I'm goin' to fuckin' school. - Don't expect me
to watch that.
I train champ-- (Griffin laughing)
I train champions here, nothin' else.
I don't care about wins, I don't care about losses.
I just want you to win, that's all I care about.
- [Griffin] I jumped into his attack there
in a very major--
Lemme watch the replays you dickfish.
- [Justin] This is because he knows you grow and learn.
- [Griffin] His sword is just so fuckin' long.
- And sharp! - Justin, can you google
longest Soul Calibur sword.
(Justin laughs)
And then we'll just pick that.
He's gonna cut my entire butt off.
- [Justin] Should I search: OP Soul Calibur VI weapon?
- [Griffin] Search for:
four year old son wants Soul Calibur VI,
best weapon for him to get many wins,
and lots of RP points.
How to get the most soul charge points
while playing as four years old.
All right,
well clearly the peepee gun has thrown off my balance.
So that's gone.
Bazinga.
We need more sort of, defensive capabilities, yes?
Yes, Justin?
- Mm, that's the problem. - More defense.
- [Justin] No one's expecting a defensive game.
- Now,
no one's gettin' through this. - It's like you're doin'
a third grade production of the Wizard of Oz,
and he's the Tin Man. (Griffin snickering)
And this is his Tin Man costume.
And his mom made it, and his mom hates him.
And she left. (Griffin snickering)
She left him with the most shitty piece of poster board
that's been clumsily folded
across her son's massive, rippling chest.
What is your fiction of that thing in his chest?
Like what are you--
- [Griffin] I don't know, it's armor Justin.
(Justin wheezing) It's the only,
there's no other armor in the game.
This is the best I could do for armor.
I don't wanna use Kilik's dumb staff,
I just wanna cool long--
Who was that last guy?
Who was that masked gentleman?
Let's just be Voldo, fuck it.
(Justin laughing)
- [Justin] You can't just be Voldo.
- [Griffin] I'm just gonna be Voldo, fuck it.
What is that?
(Justin wheezing) Whaddya doin' Dr. Sexgun?
♪Have you heard about the newest ♪
♪ Spooky dance ♪ (Griffin laughing)
♪Guaranteed to put you ♪
♪In a trance ♪
♪The Monster Mash 2 ♪
♪It's the second Monster Mash ♪
- [Griffin] I'm worried I've chosen the shortest weapons,
which is antithetical
to what I was suggesting was my weakness before.
I'm so tired, I would love to win one game.
That's so many RP.
- God. - This person has three crowns
so many RP. - And his name is
"Nicaragua" Loredo.
- It's not going to be-- - And that is extremely good.
- [Griffin] It's not gonna go good for me.
It's, oh, I am already dead!
- This was-- - You've already killed me!
- [Justin] This is the problem
with not having enough people playing your fighting game.
(Griffin laughing)
You've been hoisted by your own all-throws petard.
- [Griffin] Justin, the attacks are coming from so--
- [Justin] They're sending,
it's like she's throwing it into heaven,
and then God's like, aw no problem.
- [Griffin] I'm just gonna take a nap.
(Griffin laughing)
Hello!
That was it?
That wasn't a very good super move.
Actually, it was a pretty shitty super move.
Didn't last very long, wasn't stylish.
- [Justin] What could this mean?
Oh my god, Griffin.
Oh my god!
Unbelievable!
- Oh no! - Unfathomable, man.
Are you prepared for the retribution to follow?
Because it will be--
- She's gonna fuck me up. - So terrible.
- Oh no. - What the hell?
- [Griffin] Oh, the kick hurt.
Just gotta stand up, gotta press any button,
to sorta stop her bevy of blows.
Please, please, one hit! - C'mon just one, just one!
- Just one hit! - Just one, just one hit!
- [Justin] C'mon! (laughing)
I'm ready to rate Dr. Sexgun.
- [Griffin] Well, we learned a lot on this one.
- [Justin] Yeah.
- [Griffin] The problem is I haven't played video games
since we stopped doing Monster Factory before.
- [Justin] Yeah, you shouldn't take up the violin.
That was sort of the regrettable error that you made.
- [Griffin] The garbage can on my chest did nothing.
(Justin laughing)
- [Justin] The avocado is going to deliver a painful--
- [Griffin] I mean, he's on easy mode, so if I lose this one
then I gotta turn in my gamer card back to Kaz Hirai.
- [Justin] Um.
- [Griffin] Make some guacamole.
So how would you rate Dr. Sexgun, huh, Justin?
Probably not good
'cause he's lost everything he's ever tried to do.
- Yeah. - He's failed at literally
everything he's attempted.
- [Justin] I have the perfect score for Dr. Sexgun,
it's both accurate and uproarious.
I give Dr. Sexgun a six out of nine.
- [Griffin] Oh that's fun.
- [Justin] We're back.
(Justin laughing hysterically)
- We're back, we've made it. - Griffin may have
forgotten video games, but I didn't forget how to deliver,
to you, the people.
- The good show. - Six outta nine.
- [Griffin] He's just not attacking, huh?
(Justin laughing)
This is unsporting. - He's just excited
to be a living avocado,
why would brutality be the first thing
that crosses his mind?
- [Griffin] Oh that feels good to see though.
- [Justin] Yeah, it is fun to see that.
I love it.
(proud music)
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