I know about this.
- This is popular. / - Song Euni Alien Theory.
This is very popular. I was there.
I didn't know it when I was there.
But I was shocked when I saw the photo.
The photo never fails to shock me.
It made me laugh so much.
It's fascinating that it's not a composite.
She's on the far right.
(I can't miss the festival on earth.)
- She stands out so much. / - I am over there.
She criticized my terrible fashion sense.
- My gosh. / - Her outfit was terrible.
- Euni. / - The pants matched the top.
My gosh.
Don't you dare judge my fashion sense.
Why did you dress like that for a wedding?
You look like a ghost on Jayu Motorway
with those glasses.
Why are you standing so stiffly?
Everything was...
It looks strange now.
- It was... / - Surprisingly,
I had no idea at the time that I looked strange.
Nobody knew at the time.
Was that the latest trend?
You are wearing sunglasses.
- That was the trend. / - That was the trend.
Members of g.o.d are wearing sunglasses too.
Yoon Kyesang is wearing sunglasses too.
- I see. / - Right.
Every element has a story.
I had my hair dyed blonde for the first time.
- Jaeseok must know. / - I was there.
The agency CEO told me that I lacked character.
"I lack character?"
"You are boring."
"Try changing your hairstyle."
So I dyed my hair.
And around the same time,
I had just gotten the double eyelid surgery,
though I didn't do it to be more unique
They said it would look normal in just three days.
That's why you were wearing sunglasses.
- Black sunglasses. / - My eyes were swollen.
My eyes were swollen.
I couldn't take the photo with those eyes.
So I put on the sunglasses.
I can understand that jacket.
But why does the inside of her pants match it?
- I don't get that. / - That was the trend.
- Was it? / - It was the trend.
- It was the trend. / - Isn't that early 2000s?
- It was. / - It was.
That was the trend.
- Was it? / - It was the trend.
Euni was like a pioneer.
- I led the trend. / - G-Dragon copied it.
He copied me.
- G-Dragon copied her? / - Really?
People said he did.
He copied my fashion exactly.
People mentioned it.
He dressed just like me. Look.
- It looks too different. / - It looks different.
- Completely different. / - Euni, he's G-Dragon.
He's G-Dragon.
Yoo Ahin copied me too.
They look too different from you.
Ahin dressed just like me too.
It's a homage to me.
Whatever G-Dragon wears becomes a fashion trend.
Did you know about this?
I found out about it through an online post.
- Euni started the trend. / - It feels so different.
G-Dragon was standing sideways.
You were stiffly facing the front.
- Was that odd? / - You are like a Lego man.
- Did I look too stiff? / - That's why it was odd.
Even G-Dragon won't be able to copy this.
You went to a club wearing hanbok.
What?
- Have you done that? / - Really?
Don't you dare criticize my fashion from now on.
She always criticizes our fashion.
What makes you think you can't do that?
- Why can't you? / - When did you wear the hanbok?
I didn't
do it for the humor.
I once did a sketch called "Don't Go" on KBS
with Lee Bongwon
as Bongwon's mom.
It was aired on Sunday before the lottery show.
Right. I remember it.
Bongwon was put on a rig
and flew back and forth the first and second floors.
- I know what it is. / - "I'm coming, Mom."
He came down.
Whenever his wife called, he flew down.
- That was the sketch. / - That's so fun.
I was playing the grandmother role.
Anyway, one day,
the entire comedy team got a gig in Busan.
They needed a photo of the cast.
At the time,
- we didn't commonly have profile photos. / - No.
They said they'd shoot photos on that day.
I was already wearing the makeup.
I didn't know what to do.
My colleagues said I should just take it, so I did.
The big night club in Busan advertised
that a large number of KBS comedians
would appear on the show.
There were photos of the famous comedians,
including Bongwon.
And there was me in my old-lady get-up.
(What is the old lady doing at the club?)
So on the day of the event...
- She is an alien. / - On the day of the event,
the event organizer
who organized this show told me,
"I'm sorry. We put the photo of you"
"dressed up as an old lady."
- You had to dress up. / - "Please dress up."
"People won't recognize you otherwise."
That's understandable.
He said, "Since you are doing the sketch,"
"just come dressed as an old lady."
So I went to Busan.
- I drew the wrinkles. / - She's amazing.
- We draw the wrinkles ourselves. / - Right.
I put on the wig and dressed like an old lady.
And I performed.
- You did that. / - I did.
(Impersonating a DJ)
"Jump, jump, jump!"
Didn't you do this?
You widened the age range.
- She's an alien. / - Was it in the afternoon?
It's one of the things I say.
(Even if she wears hanbok, she is still an insider.)
- Great. / - It's so funny.
The fashionista of Celeb Five is Shinyoung.
She loves fashion.
(Shinyoung is famous as the fashionista.)
Do you admit being a fashionista?
- I have my own style. / - I went to her house once.
She has so many shoes.
- You can't enter the house. / - You really can't.
Shinyoung, you said there are celebrities
who are insecure fashionistas.
The insecure fashionistas are...
- Choi Baedal is one of them. / - Me?
Today, he's wearing brown.
- Is he insecure? / - Unbelievably so.
He is obsessed with designer brands.
He loves them.
And what's really bad is that
he always wears tight clothes.
(He wears clothes that are too tight.)
In the past...
- Shoot. / - It's not that.
- There was a Hello Incident. / - What's that?
When we were shooting Happy Together,
in the morning...
Myungsoo is actually quite insecure too.
He loves designer brands.
He wears designer brands from head to toe.
Saeho was wearing these tight pants.
The sweater G-Dragon wore
- was popular at the time. / - Right.
The sweater was really small.
It was just big enough for me, but he wore it.
Anyway, something fell on the floor.
I didn't think it would show.
As he picked that something up,
half of his bottom was revealed.
(His hips were revealed.)
I hated it.
"Saeho,"
"I saw a beetle."
"Wasn't I sexy?"
- "Wasn't I sexy?" / - "Weren't they pretty?"
This year has just begun. How will I get through it?
What happened, Saeho?
I was...
- You dress too tightly. / - I am insecure.
I'm afraid people would look down on me.
That's why I try to dress better.
- He always dresses up. / - People don't actually that.
But I'm afraid they might look down
on me if I don't dress well.
- They might despise you. / - Right.
You can just wear clothes that fit you well.
Why wear tight-fitting clothes?
It's my philosophy.
I'm afraid I would gain weight if I wear loose clothes.
It means I don't want to gain weight.
But you still gain weight, and your clothes rip.
- He likes the tight fit. / - I apologize.
I should've worn high-waist pants.
But I wore low-rise pants instead.
By the way, I heard
Shinyoung keeps stealing things
- from Saeho's. / - What did you steal?
- You are neighbors. / - We are neighbors.
There was something I've been dreaming of.
I've always fantasized about
this nice bathrobe that feels like a towel.
- Right. Bathrobe. / - It was my dream to wear it
as I drink wine at home.
So I bought it,
but I didn't wear it. I didn't want to waste it.
- I hung it in my house. / - A bathrobe.
Shinyoung came to my house.
The first thing she did was check what she could take.
"Do you use this or not?" I say I use it,
but she says, "You just don't want to give it to me."
"I will take this."
- She took the bathrobe. / - Did she take it?
She said she would,
then she just put it on and went home with it.
- Come on. / - I don't have a say.
If she decides to take it, it's hers.
Please explain this, Shinyoung.
- It's not true. / - It's not true?
He said, "If you can wear it"
"and walk through the parking lot, take it."
So I took up the challenge.
- So you said it. / - "Are you taking it?"
"Are you really taking it?"
- Saeho. / - Come on.
You bluff.
- Saeho. / - I didn't know.
He only says what he wants to say.
- There was this too. / - There's something else.
His shoes are too big for me,
but I put them on to tease him
and said that they fit me.
He said if I could wear those shoes,
jump three times,
spin and bend,
then I could take them.
So I jumped, spun three times, bent and goodbye.
"Did you really do it?"
- So he gave them to her. / - Saeho.
Whenever Shinyoung is coming over,
I put tapes all over as if it's a crime scene.
But she rips them all off.
"Why did you put the tapes here?"
- "What's this?" / - My goodness.
Let me explain.
Recently, Yang Sehyeong visited my house.
As he was leaving, he took my suitcase.
When I asked him why he was taking it,
"You got me. I was going to take it."
He just took it.
- I... / - Goodness.
- Let's go shopping. / - I...
- It's like an outlet. / - Sehyeong...
- Let's go shopping. / - It's like a flea market.
- Let's go. / - Like a flea market.
I was in a shoot with Sehyeong and noticed
he was wearing the same shoes as mine.
So I said, "You have those shoes too?"
"These are yours."
Sechan stole mine and took them home.
And Sehyeong wore them.
My gosh.
Let's go to his house.
- On the 31st. / - Let's go.
- We'll go to your house. / - It's a shopping outlet.
- Saeho. / - Saeho.
You are a bit pretentious.
We should hear from both parties.
Whenever he ran out of things to say on this show,
he always talked about me stealing his things.
What about the convenience store?
I didn't steal.
I ran into her at a convenience store.
- "Shinyoung." / - No, you called me.
She told me she was at a convenience store.
"Shall we have some beer?" I went to her,
and she said she will buy some food
before she comes to my house.
She asked for my card,
so I gave it to her. She spent 270 dollars.
- I didn't do that. / - You did.
- Is he exaggerating? / - I didn't do that.
- Is he exaggerating? / - What happened?
You bought batteries.
- She bought batteries? / - I am still using them.
- Tell us. / - Here are the facts.
He wouldn't have offered if I were alone.
"Who are you with?"
"I'm with friends from my university."
"Are they in your department?"
"They are friends of my friends."
"Is that so? Do they have long hair or short hair?"
(Detestable)
- Cho Saeho. / - For goodness' sake.
- Cho Saeho. / - Seriously.
- He is a jerk. / - I gave you the facts.
Why did he ask about their hair?
- He is the worst. / - You have to admit.
Listen. Listen.
- Admit it. / - "Who are you with?"
"I am with these friends."
"Is that so? Okay, in that case..."
There is a guy named Byungho.
"Byungho has my card."
"It will take me ten minutes to get there."
"Would you wait for me?"
"Buy everything you need at a convenience store."
So of course I took it as my chance.
I bought five tubes of toothpaste,
- You got daily necessities. / - 12 batteries...
I got 12 batteries. He asked me,
"Do you use batteries for lights in your house?"
"Do you use batteries for fluorescent lamps?"
You need batteries sooner or later.
"Do you use batteries for the boiler?"
I have never seen someone buy so many batteries.
- Seriously. / - They are expensive.
- This is crazy. / - The plastic bag was
- really heavy. / - Seriously.
Saeho said, "I will carry that."
"Hold on. This is too heavy."
There is another story.
- We were on the phone. / - You brought this up.
- We were talking on the phone. / - He can't win.
"Saeho, are you busy?"
"Hey, Shinyoung. What's up?"
"Saeho, can I come over?"
"I'm busy right now."
- How obnoxious. / - "Really? Invite me over sometime."
"I will do that. You are the best, Shinyoung."
On another call goes, "Hello, Saeho."
"Hey, where are you?"
"I am home. How about you?"
"I'm home, but I am going out soon."
"Where are you going?"
"I am meeting my friends."
"Really? Can I come?"
"Maybe some other time. You are the best."
- My goodness. / - It was late at night.
"Saeho, I am with Seolhyun and Jimin."
"Really? Can I come?"
- He is detestable. / - He is the worst.
- He is the worst. / - He even brought a cake!
What are you saying? I didn't bring a cake!
- Apologize. / - You have a problem.
- "Can I come?" / - Seriously.
- "Can I come?" / - "Can I come?"
- "Can I come?" / - Listen.
- Listen. / - That's just wrong.
- I gave you the facts. / - Shinyoung has
a way with words.
- What are you saying? / - Did she lie?
- She didn't lie. / - She didn't, right?
Her stories are well-organized.
Seolhyun and I were in an outdoor program.
- Saeho. / - Yes?
I don't blame you for going over.
Why did you bring a cake? That's the worst.
- Seriously. / - Did I bring a cake?
- You brought cake slices. / - That's impossible.
- What did you bring? / - Didn't I bring burgers?
- We brought those burgers. / - Really?
Your lips would burst at this rate.
- Saeho is suffering. / - He is biting his lips.
He doesn't remember what he did wrong.
She tried too hard to tell funny stories.
While I am good friends with Shinyoung,
this side of her... Recently,
I saw Shinyoung at the parking lot.
I turned around and went back up home.
- You were scared. / - I got goosebumps.
I saw Saeho after I parked my car.
I turned around, too.
- We avoided each other. / - My goodness.
Saeho and Shinyoung's sitcom is the best.
- Seriously. / - His comment bothered me a bit.
- "My goodness." / - They are the same.
"I brought a cake without knowing"
"that you were here, Seolhyun."
- For goodness' sake. / - How annoying!
- That makes no sense. / - You are the worst.
- You are the worst. / - You are the worst man.
(Saeho faces a crisis at the start of 2019.)
You are the worst man in 2019.
Will you give me time to explain myself?
- No. / - Explain yourself.
- Look at their faces. / - That day...
When I was in "Flower Crew",
Seolhyun was on the show as a guest.
Then I heard Seolhyun was at Shinyoung's house.
I told Shinyoung, "I am on my way home."
- We are neighbors. / - He is talking faster.
- But he never invited me. / - You deserve an award.
(You deserve an award for talking fast.)
You should have hired a lawyer as Euni suggested.
- It's okay. / - Do you need a lawyer?
To be honest, I wanted to see Seolhyun.
- I was done with a shoot. / - It's better to say that.
I have a question.
After Saeho left,
did Seolhyun or Jimin say something
- about him? / - Did they call you?
They said Saeho is very gentle.
- My goodness. / - "He is..."
It was the perfect time to eat cake.
"He is sweet."
You must have told them Saeho was coming.
They were a bit taken aback.
They didn't say anything.
- They weren't happy to see Saeho. / - They are wise.
- He was on his way anyway. / - "They are wise."
They couldn't say, "Why did you call him?"
- That's right. / - They went, "What?"
- It means, "But why?" / - They are very shy.
They know that I like Saeho very much.
- That's right. / - Because of that,
- they just went, "What?" / - Shinyoung,
December 31st was a meaningful day for you.
For the past few weeks now,
you have been sitting on the edge of the sofa.
- The edge. / - Like a cliff.
- The edge of the sofa. / - It helps me concentrate.
I mistook the sofa for a cliff for a second.
Come over with a cake when we are at her place.
- I will come over. / - Do that.
- We are neighbors. / - He will go,
"What should I do? Right now..."
- Call Seolhyun. / - That's so annoying.
We will go to her place tomorrow.
- We will go. / - Tomorrow.
- I have a shoot. / - Seolhyun will come.
Will she really come?
- Goodness. / - You are the worst.
- You are the worst. / - Come to my place, too.
I have ripe kimchi and devilfish. Let's eat.
My goodness.
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