Oh, you thought you were getting Courtland Sykes?
You've been PSYCHED by the SYKES!
Today you are getting Courtney Skies,
"where the skies...
...are the limit!"
and I am running for the US seat of the Office of
the President of Springfield, Missouri...
...home of HOMEr Simpson
and my great political rival, Mayor Quimby!
And today on this day of September 11th, 2018
is the great question:
Does Courtney Skies...
(the ultimate man!)
...favour women's rights?
I do! Absolutely!
But! Well... I should say, first...
...my chanel bag, I mean, my fiancé!
has give me ORDERS to favour them, so...
I have to! I'd better...
But! My cha-(slave) knows that obedience comes with a small price to pay ...
[and I'm using the word "obedience" ironically here
because who wants to be obedient to
A CHANELBAG!]
Anyway...
...I just wanna come home to a home-cooked sinner
every dicks at night,
and it's one that SHE fixes,
and one that I expect one day my daughters to have learned
to fix after they became traditional homemakers and
dicksuckers
and family wives
and think of Norman Rockwell here...
...and Gloria Stien-men THERE!
Pfft!
So I don't buy into radical feminism's CRAZED definiton
of modern womanhood
...and
I.
Nev-
-er.
Did!
Hmm-mmh!
Tsk!
They don't own that definition!
(and I repeat)
They.
Ne-
-er.
Did!
They made it up to suit their
own nasty SNAKE-filled heads!
Modern women can be ANYthing they want
including traditional chattel
as millions and millions are FAST becoming!
Millennial voters despised Hillary
and cost her the election
(and they weren't even on Putin's dick about it)
*not even that much*
(little bit)
*not even a little bit*
But I wondered...
...why?
Why did they despise her?
One reason is they looked at her personal life's
¡¡¡WRECKAGE!!!
and wanted to become nothing like her!
*huff*
(unintelligible screeching)
...non-stop feminisation campaign!
against men,
against manhood,
against men and women!
Men and women are different
and gender-bending word games
by a goofy nest of drugstore academics isn't going to change anything except for the fantasy of those
confused people in their...
Ivory Towers!!!1¡!!
*exhume-y exhale*
I want daughters to have their own intelligence,
their own dignity,
their own workspace,
and even their own degrees!
(look how progressive that is of me!)
(look how advanced I am!)
(???)
And I want them to have their own
home-based enterprises
and live in homes!
(I don't want them to be homeless)
(I'm pretty progressive this way)
I want them to live in homes
shared with GOOD husbands,
and I don't want them to grow up as career-obsessed
¡¡¡BANSHEES!!!
*begins asphyxiating briefly*
who forgo home life and children and happiness
and family and just become
NAIL-BITING,
MANOPHOBIC,
HELL-BENT,
FEMINISTS
*misaaaandrists*
...with a single bound...?
of she-devils
who shriek at the top of a thousand buildings
they could have leapt over in a single bound
had men
not
been
"suppressing them."
(See how I said "single bound" twice?
That was very emotional, yes)
It was nuts and
it always has been!
¡¡¡ALWAYS!!!
*breathy exhale* (Aka, the manly death rattle)
So in conclusion,
(in conclusion)
*we're wrapping this up*
In conclusion,
*sniffle*
I support women's rights,
BUTT!
not the kind that has oppressed natural womanhood
for FIVE!
That's one,
two,
three,
four,
five,
¡¡¡FIVE!!!
long decades!
A decade is this many!
*counts on fingers for the benefit of any female viewers possibly watching*
TEN!
Ten of those fives!
I mean, five of those tens!
Something like that!
Five. Long. Decades.
Feminism has been around.
They invented womens fifty years ago!
*pauses in silent horror*
This is just wrong-headed,
this "women's rights" that allows
mean-spirited?
radical feminists
to use political correctness
and their little broom (witches are bitches) label of "sexist"
to define womanhood
and women's rights for me...
(Courtney Skies!)
...the ultimate woman!
Uhp! I mean,
...the ultimate man!
Me!
...to define it for my family,
for you,
for your family,
for my cousin's family,
for my cousin's cousin?
and the married cousins!
and for my country,
*and for the entire world*
Yes!
even the Mother Earth is feminist.
THE ENTIRE MOTHER EARTH
is now a dirty, dirty feminist!
Butt,
the good news is,
they are finished!
Just ask that
*Bosnian sniper*
that went after Hillary!
*wet sloot sound*
Finished!
Someone should have stood up...
...and faced them off...
*various impotent and ineffectual gun sounds*
...years ago!
*pop*
*blows smoke*
*licks teeth*
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