WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."
I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
WHO HERE WATCHED THE GRAMMYS LAST NIGHT?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT WAS A GREAT SHOW, ESPECIALLY
BECAUSE OUR FRIENDS JON BATISTE AND JOE
SAYOR WERE THERE WITH GARY CLARK, JR. AND YOU GUYS KILLED
IT.
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY FUN, MAN.
THE BIG WINNER WAS BRUNO MARS, WHOSE "24 KARAT
MAGIC" WON BOTH ALBUM OF THE YEAR AND RECORD OF THE YEAR.
THAT'S A NEAT TRICK.
AT NEXT YEAR'S EMMYS, I HOPE WE'RE NOMINATED FOR "BEST LATE
NIGHT COMEDY SHOW" AND "BEST COMEDY SHOW IN LATE NIGHT."
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IT'S A TWOFER.
AND THEN LOSE BOTH TO JOHN OLIVER.
( LAUGHTER ) ( RIM SHOT )
IT'S WAS PRETTY POLITICAL LAST NIGHT.
A LOT OF ARTISTS CALLED OUT TRUMP'S IMMIGRATION POLICY,
INCLUDING CAMILA CALBEYO, U2, AND THE RAPPER LOGIC.
NOT THE FIRST TIME TRUMP AND LOGIC HAVE BEEN AT ODDS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DING, DING, DING, DING.
BOOM, BOOM, DING, DING, DING.
AND THERE WAS EVEN A SURPRISE CAMEO FROM TRUMP'S ARCH ENEMY
AND WEDDING GUEST, HILLARY CLINTON, WHO APPEARED IN A
SKETCH READING FROM "FIRE AND FURY."
THAT MUST HAVE MADE TRUMP SO MAD TO SEE HILLARY SHOWING OFF HOW
SHE CAN READ.
( LAUGHTER ) NOT FAIR.
( APPLAUSE ) BUT ALL THE POLITICS IN LAST
NIGHT'S SHOW UPSET U.N.
AMBASSADOR NIKKI HALEY.
SHE TWEETED, "I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED THE GRAMMYS, BUT TO HAVE
ARTISTS READ THE "FIRE AND FURY" BOOK KILLED IT.
DON'T RUIN GREAT MUSIC WITH TRASH.
SOME OF US LOVE MUSIC WITHOUT THE POLITICS THROWN IN IT."
SHE JUST WANTS TO TAKE US BACK TO WHEN MUSIC WAS LESS
POLITICAL.
YOU KNOW, JOHN LENNON, WOODY GUTHRIE, BOB DYLAN, N.W.A.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
N.W.A., I LOVED THEIR SONG "NO COMMENT ON THE POLICE."
TOMORROW NIGHT IS PRESIDENT TRUMP'S FIRST STATE OF THE UNION
ADDRESS.
HE'S NOT SCHEDULED TO APPEAR IN FRONT OF CONGRESS AGAIN UNTIL
HIS IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )
THE ADMINISTRATION WANTS TO SHOWCASE WHAT THE COUNTRY IS
LIKE NOW THAT REPUBLICANS ARE IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING.
AND THEY MAY HAVE DONE JUST THAT, BECAUSE THEY SENT OUT
THESE REAL TICKETS TO SEE "THE STATE OF THE UNIOM."
( LAUGHTER ) YES.
UNIOM!
( LAUGHTER ) NOW THEY'RE REPRINTING TICKETS,
AND THEY'RE GOING TO RECALL THE OLD ONES, WHICH COULD
BE TOUGH-- I'VE SEEN MEMBERS OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
TESTIFY, AND THEY CAN'T RECALL ANYTHING!
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I CANNOT RECALL -- ( LAUGHTER )
BUT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IT'S NOT A TYPO.
HE SAID HE WOULD CHANGE THINGS.
MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE THE FIRST "STATE OF THE UNIOM."
( LAUGHTER ) "MY FELLOB ANERICAMS: WITH
DOLAND TRUNK AS YOUR PREDISENT, EVERY MANG, WOBAN, AND CHILM
WILL KNOW: THE STATE OF OUR UNIOM IS STROG!"
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
SO STROG.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
( APPLAUSE ) I WANT TO SAY HI TO MY BEAUTIFUL
WIFE MINALIA.
( LAUGHTER )
For more infomation >> 3 Reasons "A Seven-Faced Man" Is Irresistible To Drama Lovers - Duration: 4:46. 
Không có nhận xét nào:
Đăng nhận xét