welcome to my kitchen
hi I am either bratknee a poor excuse for a daviddobrik impersonator
it was in this moment that editing brittany realized
she looked more like a gender bent cross between Wayne and Garth from Wayne's
world than she did david dobrik
or I've entered witness protection and don't
want you to actually know who I am anymore because what you see is what you
get and what you get today is me in my kitchen making some frozen pizza and not
just any frozen pizza the most hipster looking frozen pizza that I could find
in my local grocery store and not because I'm a hipster but because it was
the only one that was available and had mushrooms on it because do I really have
to explain why I did this and don't @ me because I live in New Jersey and have
access to some of the country's best pizza and yet I'm still eating frozen
pizza because I am lazy now that I think about it it's probably more work to do
frozen pizza than have pizza from a pizzeria get delivered because I had to
go to the store and now I have to actually make the pizza and that is a
lot more work than just having someone ding down my door when I thought
about frozen pizza I realized it's a metaphor for life I swear I mean I'm
pretty optimistic about that I'm sure by the end of this video we will come up
with something that makes it a metaphor and then this video will make sense
pause this video and let me know in the comments if you think I can do it or not
probably should have preheated my brain for this video like I did the oven I did that
preheat oven to 425
oh
yes I store pans in my oven don't @ me
yes there are now pans in my living room don't @ me
cuz I'm an adult and this is my oven
if you eat mushroom frozen pizza that's been cooked and it's no longer frozen
you'll be a fun guy
early attempt guys it can only get better from here I
should probably stop holding this up in front of the camera because people are
going to think it's sponsored and it's not how long does it usually take for an
oven to preheat
cuz I'm an adult and this is my oven
um
well this is awkward now it's probably just got a little
performance anxiety this is its first time performing on camera sounds like
we're doing something a little different than cooking a frozen pizza but maybe if
I tell it it's pretty I mean sure it's a little greasy but aren't we all
I was gonna take my hat off for this video but I've been wearing it all day
so I have hair and I didn't want you to think less of me but I realized it
also cast them a shadow so you can't even tell that my cat scratched my face
and I am now that kind of cat lady
oh okay well that didn't work but we can be
opening said pizza from its wrappings while we wait for the oven
I swear this is not my first time making myself a frozen pizza
I still needed you because I don't know how long to cook this but we'll come back
Step one remove the plastic because that's not part of the food pyramid
I lost my kitchen scissors so I'm just using my desk scissors deal with it and
don't @ me
*oven beeps*
we're that much closer to the end of this I know you were excited
about that it doesn't feel so frozen but also my oven took forever to preheat so
I'm not insulting you but also think about what you did
ow
let's set a timer for 15 minutes did it um it it looks like we're back to the
waiting portion of video so frozen pizza is like life sometimes it's too saucy
sometimes it's too cheesy but in the end are those really problems
was that better worse or about the same are you still here
so let's pose for thumbnails
*smoke detector beeping*
great job
I swear this is not my first time
making myself a frozen pizza
are you done
let's open a window
now it's gonna sound like I lived on the side of a highway but I don't where are
we oh yeah thumbnails okay let's do this told you it's like a fucking highway out
there maybe I'll Photoshop some flames coming out of the oven so I can title
this frozen pizza gone wrong I mean the smoke detectors did go off so it's not
complete clickbait
I probably won't though so like audience participation
you imagine the flames coming out and burning me which you might enjoy a
little too much this is my impression of david dobrik posing for thumbnails
guys did i genuinely look scared / happy and excited to be scared or just dead in the eyes
listen I actually like him don't @ me
okay i have to go close the windows this is too much I got it I got it
okay frozen pizza is like life you want the real thing but you can't have the
real thing so you pick it up at the grocery store make it at home
and then pretend like you have the real thing even though you don't have it it
being a life well that's a little dark even for me I turned off my air for this
and I'm standing in front of the oven david dobrik who this is dedication i
don't know when or why this turned into a david dobrik roast because like
because if we're being honest I would kill for his views and his friends
this was a bad idea because now I'm just gonna be burping a whole time
*burps*
why am i single maybe my burps will help my brain just
like grasp this metaphor because they know it's there we've come too far to
abandon this now but I mean like I'm still winning in the end because I still
get frozen pizza you might have wasted a couple minutes of your lives I don't
really know how long I'm going to edit this down to
and that is when she lost her mind
this is my only have one minute left dance
usually there's more jumping
involved but I live on the second floor um get a plate count this down
with me 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
that was so anticlimactic
but let's get this pizza out but have you seen anything more beautiful than
this like I don't even say that when I look at myself in the mirror in the
morning I wish I did but I'm realistic guys is this a normal kitchen gadget
that people have or am I just that italian-american let me know in the
comments below
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry excuse me I'm sorry I'm sorry
cheese is to me as Oprah is to bread
that was a simile and it was good I don't know anymore there might be carbon
monoxide in the air Cheers except for the fact that I have all the
pizza and you don't
worth the wait
toppings I forgot toppings wait a minute here's some garlic powder because I'm not
kissing anyone but my cat tonight red pepper flakes and
some cheese to go with my cheese the cheese on the pizza not the quality of
my jokes guys I've got it I know how frozen pizza is a metaphor for life you
need a good crust in order to handle the toppings that life throws at you I mean
I guess that's every kind of pizza and not specifically frozen pizza and that's
not what this video is about it's been a while since I've done this okay even
when you're feeling cold and hard sometimes you get thrown into the flames
but if you have a good crust you can handle all the toppings life throws at
you good or bad like pineapple and ham on a pizza don't @ me
oh yeah we definitely did it okay before this turns into a mukbang I'm gonna get out of here
and eat this yes this whole thing don't tell my personal trainer yes I have one
of those can't you tell let's put this down this is getting heavy don't forget
to give this video a thumbs up and leave your topping preferences in the comments
below subscribe hit the bell do all the things that youtubers do and I will see
you soon me you won't see the pizza fake david dobrik out i don't know we did it
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