- What's up?
I'm a panda.
(upbeat music)
(rooster crowing)
Good morning.
(laughs)
Day number two.
Coffee, yogurt, newspaper.
Read the comics, throw it out.
That's how I roll.
Mike booked us here last night
like the good man that he is,
and we were on the first floor.
First floor hotel rooms scare me.
Basically I just look out the window at the parking lot,
and I take my hearing aids out when I sleep.
I'm like, "somebody could easily murder me right now."
I'm very easy to murder in the middle of the night.
So second floor or higher from here on out, mate.
I gotta lot of enemies out there.
- All right, remember to push the red button.
- Oh, that door is open.
Oh man.
Mike, where are we at?
Highway 280 in the San Jose area,
heading to San Francisco.
And I just heard him in the loud RV right now.
Pretty impressed with myself.
Good morning, everybody.
- [Woman] A-B-C-D-E
- B-F - [Woman] Is that F?
- Yeah.
- The other day
with my sister. - Little girl's all business.
- So I start with the sign, A,
so we have just a fist here,
and we've got our finger like this, so A.
And then B we have our palm out.
- Oh.
Let's do it.
- [Teacher And Student] A-B-C-D-E-F
- The little girl's name is Farise.
Hope I'm pronouncing that right.
Thank you Farise.
So we're ready for the lesson tomorrow?
What's the name of the instructor tomorrow?
- Alli.
- Alli?
- [Woman] Yup.
- So we know the language.
We know the alphabet for Alli.
Let's try to learn numbers, yeah?
One,
two.
Taking it nice and slow, every--
Oh, see that's where it gets you, yeah.
- [Woman] Watch your hand.
- Otherwise it's a W.
11, 12, 13
Not gonna go there.
Oh, look at this smug look at the end.
He knew we didn't get it.
Did you see that look?
He's like, "Bet you didn't get that, did ya?"
That guy was all business though.
I did like but it went so quick.
I almost like how she was like,
"We're gonna go back and do it a million times
'cause I know you probably don't understand."
That guy thought we were smart.
- [Man Driver] Alright, we're in San Francisco right now
if you guys wanna know.
- [Man] Oh we're in San Fran?
- [Man Driver] Yeah.
- I love San Francisco.
It's one of my favorite cities.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I love coming here.
I know it's expensive to live here, but--
- Have you ever been to Alcatraz?
- No, I haven't been yet, you?
- Oh yeah.
- Is it cool?
- It was very, very interesting, yeah.
I got my picture taken on a toilet in the cell.
(laughs)
- Really?
- Yeah.
("Been On" by G-Eazy)
- I think we're on now.
- Now you can hear me?
- Yeah, so you don't have to hit the panning button
every time, you just hit the mic button.
- [Woman] Oh okay.
- Yeah.
Yeah we're good.
What we're doing now,
this is the Aerobie frisbee.
My favorite thing in the entire world.
And this thing flies.
It can go for like
a kilometer if you're good enough.
So we're testing out how far we can throw it right now
without getting it stuck in a tree
and we're also testing out the Roger Pen.
Jill's wearing a Roger Pen around her neck right now
and I can hear her perfectly
in my hearing aid at this distance.
What distance do you think this is right now?
A couple hundred feet?
- [Off-Camera] Uh, yeah.
- I can hear you perfectly.
Roger Pen is working great.
Frisbee is coming at you.
Ah, it's got that curve on it.
I've gotta bend it.
(groans)
Found a cool pine cone over here.
Look at that.
- [Off-Camera] Nice little pine cone.
- Yeah.
There's no way
that the only video footage we're gonna have
of me playing Aerobie
is me doing bad throw after bad throw.
I will get this, I'm a perfectionist.
Oh yeah.
(grunts)
I'm gonna hit the tree.
(sighs)
- [Off-Camera] You hit the tree branch.
- As you can see, I had this squished up into my closet
for a while so the frisbee's a little bent here.
That's why all my throws are going errant,
it's not me.
It's the frisbee.
San Francisco State University.
Cesar Chavez Student Center.
After I'm done with it, they're gonna call it the
DJ Dehmer Student Center,
sponsored by Phonak.
I'm performing here.
That's next Wednesday,
this Wednesday I suppose
so come on out.
Wednesday
Eight PM, San Francisco State University in the depot,
is that what it's called?
- [Off-Camera] Yep.
- In the depot with all the fun arcades and all that stuff.
Bring your frisbee.
Seriously, let's play frisbee.
There's no way the only evidence I'm gonna have
of me playing frisbee is not doing it well.
(calm music)
Oh my God, I can't tell you.
And I'm not just saying this because the tour
is sponsored by Phonak.
That Roger Pen is a life saver.
Like right now all I'm hearing is...
Talk for me.
- [Driver] Yeah?
- Yeah.
It's just like,
you're like right in my head right now.
- [Driver] No road noise?
- I hear the road noise but it's a lot less than if
the mic wasn't right up to your mouth there.
- Those hearing aids.
Do you have selective settings?
- There's a bunch of different...
I have four different settings on my phone.
The first one is...
I don't know what it's called,
I think just normal settings.
So it's kind of like
taking in all the input and deciding what I need to hear.
Attempting to drown out background noise
and making sure I can hear speech better
and doing all those things in real time.
And then I have a speech and noise setting
so that one's focusing on the speech,
whoever is talking in front of me
it's making sure I hear that and drowning out
all the background noise.
And then the second setting I have,
I think it's called speech and noise two.
It might have a different name, but that's
basically if I'm in a really loud environment
that's drowning out all of the peripheral noise
and making sure
I'm just hearing like the sliver of sound
coming from right in front of me.
And then I have telecoil, which is like
for telephone and stuff like that,
or connecting to an FM system.
And then the final one I have is just
it takes off all of the
filters, I guess you could call them,
and just gives me all of the sound unfiltered.
Unless I'm in a really loud place
I usually just kinda keep it on the unfiltered one
and just let my brain do the work.
So this dude when they were going from class to class
there would be music that would play for four minutes
and throughout the beginning of every day I would
get on the announcements and let everybody know,
"Hey everybody, it's DJ DJ here,
"or DJ Squared for the mathematically inclined,
"and here are your songs for the day."
And I would let everybody know.
But I was going through a real big Audioslave kick
at the time, so my high school got a lot of
Audioslave at that time.
I forgot all about that until he passed away, I was like,
"Oh man, I used to listen to so much Audioslave."
The song of the day today:
"Like a Stone" by Audioslave.
Rest in peace Chris Cornell,
you brought me so many good memories.
And you too, right Mike?
- Oh yeah, Soundgarden.
- Soundgarden, man.
You got Black Hole Sun on here?
- Yeah it's in there.
- Coming up next.
But the song of the day today,
"Like a Stone," featuring a killer guitar solo from my man
Tom Morello.
("Like a Stone" by Audioslave)
Oh we just missed it, damn.
(singing) Until the day he was gone.
Song of the day, "Like a Stone"
Audioslave.
(laughs)
And we go into Gary Newman.
Let's give the people what they want here.
Oh I know exactly.
("Country Grammar" by Nelly)
(singing along) Shimmy shimmy cocoa what?
Listen to it pound.
Light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now.
Going down down baby, yo street in a Range Rover
street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go.
Shimmy shimmy cocoa what...
What's up everybody?
Yeah we're live.
We've got internet on the RV
it's a brave new world.
Day two of the Here to Hear Tour.
Live video stopped.
(laughs)
I'm gonna do it from my phone so it can use data
if that happened.
I hope that didn't publish.
We're live from the RV.
Day two of the Hear to Hear comedy tour.
We are approaching Sacramento in California.
We drove all day yesterday, stayed the night
in San Jose,
now we're driving on the beautiful...
What are we on here?
Highway 80, Mike?
- [Mike] We're getting off of 80 onto 505.
- Every morning, nine A.M,
depending on what time zone we're in,
breakfast with DJ, Morning Delight, we're calling it.
- [Off-Camera] Morning Delight?
- That's gonna be on the Hearing Like Me Facebook
channel.
Oh yeah we're gonna get decorations today,
anybody have any suggestions for
what we should get?
I brought...
I'll show you what we brought already.
I brought a Himalayan salt lamp.
Gotta have my salt lamp, bro.
You wanna lick it?
- [Off-Camera] Yeah.
- Yeah, you're gonna lick it?
No? You sure?
Oh, Sarah Opperstining?
Opperstaning?
I'm sorry I'm mispronouncing your name Sarah.
Sarah said,
"Get Halloween decorations, it's the first weekend
"of Halloween."
What should I be for Halloween?
I would...
Oh jeez.
Good idea Sarah.
We should get Halloween directions.
(laughs) Directions.
Anybody know the way to Halloween?
Decorations.
Anybody know what I should be for Halloween?
I believe Halloween is south.
Okay, well we're going north so I guess
we're going away from Halloween.
Damn.
Mike, Halloween is south man.
It's not north, we're driving the wrong way.
"Be a panda, everyone loves pandas."
I'll be a panda, although I'd get real hot.
We're going into Target.
What are we going into Target for?
- To pimp out the bus.
- Oh yeah, we're pimping out the bus.
I just follow along, really.
Also we might look at Halloween costumes, I guess.
I'm not gonna lie to you,
I thought it was November today when I woke up.
(laughs)
For real.
Not like I thought it was the end of the tour,
I just forgot what month it was.
Yesterday when I recorded the beginning of my podcast
I said it was November 29th.
(laughs)
- Are you okay?
- I don't think so.
(laughs)
We should stop and see a doctor.
Oh my God.
Justin.
You wanna get matching Snuggies?
- [Justin] For sure.
- Yeah?
I mean it though.
- [Justin] Yeah.
- Yeah?
- [Justin] Yeah.
- Okay.
- [Jill] Spider-Man also, that's a large.
- [Demers] Spider-Man would be pretty sweet.
I think I might go with Spider-Man over a unicorn.
- [Jill] Pink sheet?
Or Hello Kitty?
- Hello Kitty?
- [Off-Camera] This could actually be
the Halloween costume too.
- [Jill] Oh, there's Harry Potter.
You wanna be Harry Potter?
- Nope.
I'm not not into Harry Potter.
- [Jill] You like cats?
- I like cats.
I don't have a problem with them.
(laughs)
- [Jill] Bingo, baby.
Panda.
- Panda.
Give the people what they want.
(laughs)
What do you think?
- [Off-Camera] Walk out here.
- [Jill] Yeah, that's pretty badass.
- You think I should do panda though?
This feels right.
But I think the panda...
I should listen.
Listen to the people.
I'm nothing if not a man of the people.
What's up?
I'm a panda.
(upbeat music)
What's up?
I'm endangered.
- [Off-Camera] Are you really?
- I believe so.
I believe I'm still on the endangered list.
(laughs)
- [Off-Camera] You're creepy, man.
- I'm just chilling man, you're the weirdo.
Day two of the tour was very fun.
We went and got decorations for the bus, the RV,
so you can see we got a plant.
We got life.
We got life here.
You know a plant can change a mood,
you feeling better Mike?
- Hey man, I love Mr. Plant.
Mr. Plant is gonna thrive.
He's gonna thrive in this environment.
- In the sink, its natural habitat
of a sink.
It's been a wonderful day.
Day two, getting used to life on the bus.
And I can't wait.
I'm getting all sappy here because I feel like
it's only been two days and we already...
You feel like a family yet, Justin?
- [Justin] Yeah, I feel it.
- Can you imagine after a month?
- [Mike] Yeah we're really gonna want to punch each other.
- No, no, no.
Well I guess that's a family.
(laughs)
- That's family.
- [Demers] They do punch each other.
Out of love, violent love.
(laughs)
So that's the end of day two, I'm looking forward
to tomorrow.
A lot of driving, Mike's up for it though.
- Oh yeah, no problems.
- And apparently it's a beautiful drive tomorrow.
- My favorite one of the whole trip.
Yes.
- Incredible.
So we'll see you tomorrow
and life is good.
This is a rare moment of sincerity.
Life is good.
(hip-hop beat)
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