Hey guys this is Zig-Zach Gamer.
Back with another Joke of the Day. And the Joke is...
What is a Frogs Favorite Drink?
Anyone know?
Croak-a-cola.
This is Zig-Zach signing out. Bye!
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"MLP Fanfic Reading - Cuddling is the Best Remedy" [Reaction] - Duration: 23:35.
hey waters up mares and gentlecolts welcome back my name is cloudy we're
back for yet another reaction to a club fiction reading called cuddling is the
best remedy this club fiction was recommended to me by my friend at school
yes I have I have actually found another brownie at my school I know I was so
surprised because I was in a room where people usually do homework and stuff and
I didn't like that class anyway I just came there to be to work in quiet so
anyways I see this guy I'm like there's something about him I think he might be
a brony but I was like nah probably not because I never seen they're not any
bronies at my school and so I his face here his character he looks like the guy
who would watch the show and when they decided to like come over and somehow
sneak sneak doing watch him appear something as I come up to him I see I
was I saw him looking at pictures of MLP wordsearch so I was like what this is
literally I was like I was like what are the chances that's what I thought so I
was like I creeped up to him I was like right I whispered in his right ear this
is my swamp no no no actually I was like I see I found my new brother it looks
like we have the same interest so yeah I found another brownie at my school
well I'm 19 his 15 I mean who I mean oh well at least we have the same a well
interest of the Phantom and everything we're both brownies so I managed to find
a brownian my school which was exciting and yes so
this is his recommendation this club the greeting cuddling is the best remedy
wink T Spears's the guy who's gonna narrate this yea winked T Spears go
check out the original video in the description and yes I also have a club
pic reading live today at 6 p.m. mmm great alright so we're gonna start this
reaction in 3 2 1 go oh because I was in the hospitals to remedy by the thin
thick critic the ping of a heart monitor fills your ears as you slowly wake the
only thing you remember from the injury that got to here is that well ok you
can't remember and that worries you your eyes are still closed as the door to
your room opens oh before I continue it says it's a fanfiction
guys I think the title of the video is gonna be a fanfiction not a fence not a
club fiction I thought this was a club fiction oh well
silence gasp Gracie's your ears the light clip-clop of hopes is heading in
your direction you suddenly feel something way down the side of the bed
so you're in the hospital it is an on I'm here my love
a soft scratchy voice says that's so adorable does she you grown out opening
an eye so you're you are an on and you are in the hospital bed and a rainbow
Pegasus a Rainbow Dash comes up to you and says hello my love mmm please I need
to release ok let's continue her cyan face is graced with tear stains it
saddens you to see that no a beautiful rose eyes are puffy and red and her hair
she is unkempt and down you give her a smile and she returns it
albeit rather sadly quietly you whisper to her this is my swamp before giving a
hand gesture get up here baby mush gladly accepts immediately jumping onto
the bed and laying down on your chest she gently nozzles your neck before
resting her head right over your heart the beat relaxes her and she lets out a
loving sigh you rep an arm around her holding her tightly against you mmm your
free hand goes to her mane and you gently run your fingers through it yes -
shivers and wraps have four hosts tightly around your chest as you
continue to lovingly cross her mane won't you save at the moment of having
her so close to you rainbow suddenly begins to gently sob
against you she knows also heard where she hears
your heart beating and sobs again ah she moves her head to the center of your
chest and gently begins to borrow her muzzle into it still sobbing you move
your hand to her chin and slowly raise her head to meet yours
cuddling yes as you look into her eyes your heart sinks at the sight you have
never seen her cry before ah you take your hand from her mane and gently
rested on her left cheek - leans into your loving touch of fondly
and you lean in and gently kiss her forehead
I was scared she admits to you never would you have thought you would hear
that from her so you asked her what she is afraid of what her eyes hold a fear
of loneliness in them and just suddenly regret asking her Oh freed of losing you
oh gosh is on the verge of tears again but she continues you mean so much to me
hey I don't want to be alone not again don't worry ever again I'll take his
place - Nana - you noticed the pleading in her voice she is pouring her soul out
to you so you let her continue you've made me the happiest I've ever been
hey I don't know what I would do if I lost you
huh please don't ever leave me she cries her tears make your heart ache awfully
you pull her from your chest and lay her beside you pulling the hospital blanket
over the both of you you both get comfortable yes you then wrap your arms
around a rainbow pulling her close to your chest once more
come here baby pitifully your embrace she rubs her face into you moments like
these you cherish most when it is just you and her holding each other close I'm
just pretending I'm cuddling enjoying the intimacy of the moment because I'm
lonely too one day huh it's no surprise - is this concerned about you and it
warms your heart that she is but it makes you wonder what kind of injury you
have yeah well it's nothing too serious ah yeah what happened to me what
happened is a - alone and crying at your tombstone fill your head your chest
tightens at the healing to begins to ache once more cringing at the thought
you shake the image away tightening your embrace around Rainbow she rises with a
Content sigh raising her head to kiss you gently before resting her head on
your pillow she looks deep into your eyes and leans
her forehead against yours you raised one hand off her while the other stays
around her to gently cup her soft furry cheek in your hand she opens one eyes
your thumb gently caresses her cheek her eye twinkles with the depths of her love
for you is she the wincle twinkle little star I'll hit you with my car passionate
so caring he's so loving do you absolutely love that about her she can't
sleep unless you're with her to hold her to keep her safe to be near her satisfy
her nosy beside her you know rainbow will take a time off
work so she could be with you for your recovery - we're damned if rainbow is
not allowed to stay after visiting hours ah
now that you are thinking about it - does have a history here maybe you could
your thoughts are cut off by rainbow murmuring your name looking
down you notice both of your arms are around her once more i've breathing soft
and steady eyes closed and a song of hopes the door to your room is open but
slowly closing thanks to an open window looking left there is a bedside table
with a note reluctantly you take one arm off of rainbow and slowly as to not
disturb her reach for the note okay bringing the note in for a closer
inspection you see it is from the lavender unicorn Twilight Sparkle Oh
Twilight the note reads dear mr. a nun and not talked to the hospital staff
about rainbow staying and after a longer than it should have been debate the
hospital staff have agreed to let rainbow stay oh and before I forget you
have a broken leg and a minor concussion Oh be in the hospital for about three
weeks but look at it this way at least you'll be able to spend plenty of time
with Rainbow Dash oh yes sparkle you placed the note back
on the table and look at the mayor in your arms placing a hand on her head you
gently begin stroking her mane enjoying the soft and silky you bastard that's
Mia by the way she's lovingly before whispering your name and na sling her
head into the crook of your neck your heart melts and a smile Dawn's your lips
you lean your head down and gently kiss - on the forehead she sais once more on
this what the freak okay you rest your chin on her head and close your eyes for
some sleep through the night you to stay embraced your grip around - is tight and
never loosening your dreams are filled with happiness or on the road to
recovery and when you wake up in the morning yes
you will always have her beside you step of the way that fact alone
fills your dreams with comfort and happiness snuggle snuggle was so creepy
I'm sorry as the moon lowers to bring forth the morning the two of you remain
embraced yes even as the Sun rises and bathes you - and its warmth you remain
sleeping - constantly nozzle so it feels so nice and happier with someone who had
to do so as you wake up you feel your lover
nuzzle her head into your neck sighing contentedly you smiling missed your chin
on her head you feel content knowing that she seeks your comfort even as she
sleeps you're not exactly sure why though then again - did tell you that
you could not even begin to understand the depths of her love for you it's
funny really back home every woman you met took your golden heart for granted
there who loves you with every fiber of her being as she lays here by oh I'm
being taken for granted and cared for Ponyville your thoughts are cut short
when a nurse comes in to take your blood pressure and temperature with her
business done she walks out you were completely baffled as to why she didn't
ask why rainbow was in your hospital bed though you only shoved that to the back
of your car focus on your mare he needed something to snuggle with not surprised
her son - we'll probably be asleep for the next time / so if nothing wakes her
up she gently Wiggles in her sleep trying to press more of a fuzzy body
against you oh I left wing you straight well.there rainbow please careful you
managed to roll onto your side that the Pegasus not gone to waken the Beast to
do so - groans in displeasure at your movement it's probably afraid of you
getting up to leave her she Wiggles closer to you and buries her head in
your way can they take this seriously was too much for your heart to take it's
so sad the way the warmth is spreading through your heart hurts
why does - have to be so adorable when she sleeps uh-huh I don't tell me I
don't know it's have something to do with the loyalty thing but you were sure
it is her romantic side trying to escape from her sleep yeah tomboy she wants to
do when she's alone with you at the house is cuddle and sleep - may not be
must focus Sparkle with you in public but when you two are alone she is the
most loving mayor ever so loving she stays close to you and gives you loving
smiles nozzles and gazes it's almost as if
hey you look down and see rainbows beautiful eyes looking at you beautiful
purple eyes she owns something about the intruder
I don't know nothing much my love you respond kissing her forehead no no she
you ones and closest her eyes again nestling closer to you
I bet this this fanfiction is a prequel to a club fiction with a nan and rainbow
after a nun gets out of the bed rainbows stops by to give you some panic
to do rainbow needs some stress relieved and so she comes to your house and
starts asking you to pound count the honeypot
next to yours does rainbows Harris mics Gibble's her head Nestle's under your
neck yeah I love you too rainbow she responds softly so sad she giggles and
squirms a little in your arms trying her best to get as close to you as possible
rainbow wraps her forehooves around your neck giving you a soft squeeze before
drifting back to sleep you may have a long recovery and you may be in pain but
as long as you have rainbow beside you you really do not care what life throws
at you just as long as your arms are around her it's the end of each day that
wraps her and rump recovery grub the day here in Ponyville Hospital has been
rather run slow dashes beside you and the headaches from your injury are gone
yes granted - has been rather clingy since your injury but that's okay in
your book Rainbow Dash stretches and yawns
immediately after hey as much as they want to be beside you right now yeah you
really need to do something oh where is it chuckle a bit in response what am I
really that boring you ask her but no I was just gonna get a book from the
library she states matter-of-factly during the orphaned kiss had lips
feeling her soft fur tickling your own you place your hand in her colorful
Maine gently stroking it as she deepens the kiss savoring the feeling of her
body being pressed against yours a few moments later you break the kiss and
look deep into her eyes Oh a smile adorns her lips and her beautiful rose
eyes shine with happiness I'll be right back okay she says softly as she hops
off of the hospital bed I know - you grasp one of her forehooves and look
into her eyes I love you she leans up and plants a soft kiss on your cheek I
love you too with that she turns around and walks out of the room this is so
adorable once more you say hurry and look to your
right just wishing she was there you know she won't to be gone long but you
can't help but feel oh so lonely when she is gone don't worry I'm not worried
in its past and your heart begins to ache a bit Oh
clucks your chest and think about her smiling face it helps yes I'm back you
look over and as you expected rainbow is holding a derring-do book in her home I
knew it Darien Oahu and the Kingdom of the Crystal Pony
what other book would Sheree - replies you shiver
oh come on it's not that bad she says you can't help but shiver again
rainbows scoffs before placing the book on the bedside table and hop any back on
maybe lettuce you're just cold she lays her head on the pillow and gets come
cold and her arms around her once more what it sounds sappy if I said I missed
you even though you were only gone 10 minutes you asked rainbow no yeah that's
what I love about you she's yes you smile and kiss her her
softer tickling the sensitive nerves of your lips she smiles and nuzzles you a
super fork rubbing against your closing your eyes you focus on the
rising and falling of her torso and her breath washing across your face it makes
this moment so very peaceful and beautiful peaceful you give her a gentle
squeeze and she's sighs screams she says you chuckle and snuggle closer to her oh
I love it when you hold me - chuckles when did we get this sappy a little
while after we said our first I love you I'm getting chills now he can't hold
back the smile forming on your face a cyan face displays the happiness she
feels at that moment you can't help but kiss her forehead again she smiles and
kisses you back you reach up and ruffle her mane a bit for that she beautiful
ruffle knock it off you smile and giggle with her hot as you fill the air with
the happiness you both feel we share a couple of tender kisses adding to the
joy of the moment you can feel the warmth radiating in your heart she fills
the air with her sorry voice rainbow leans her forehead against the earth
love you me told me you look into the eyes of your lover her eyes sparkling
with the depths of her love for you you lean in and kiss her lips for a few
seconds and say I love you to re-home during those three words always warm
your heart there is just something about saying I love you that makes your heart
fly to new heights whether it is the year of joy on rainbows face or the
burst of happiness that fills her eyes as you say those words but those three
magic words mean the world to you and Rainbow Dash as rainbow snuggles against
you you think about how magical the words I love you are mm-hmm when you in
rainbow shared your first I love you yes we're in the privacy of your home oh
dear I was trying her best to remain composed and confident and you tried to
stop yourself from stuttering we managed to say I love you without
stuttering and she immediately tackled you nothing your neck as she hugged you
tightly that's night the two of you shared your
bed for the first time actually had her head resting by your side and why he
moves the first time you had somepony to hold in your arms as you slept it was
the first time you felt a warm body pressed against yours instead of the
pillow you used to hold the first night you felt happy you sigh at the fond
memory and look at the pony in your arms like always she has a smile on her face
her eyes are closed and her breathing serves to relax you
her beautiful form in your arms makes a life worth living
you do not know what you would do without her beside you
it is quiet moments like these that to make you feel content and haven't this
is so calming this is calming lift just for her and that is all you will ever
live for rainbows breathing soft and steady now indicating she has fallen
asleep in your arms once again you'd likely chuckle and snuggle closer to
your man yeah you softly kiss her and close your eyes
I've been smudged beside her as you always do sleep comes easy to you as you
focus on her breathing and nozzles as she attempts to get closer to you you
drift off knowing that when you wake up she will be beside you and be there to
say how much she loves you - she's so cute isn't she
yes wiggity spears so there we go I hope every pony enjoyed that and all your
hearts are still in town hit the like button on a vid time we shall be off
into the realm of the night as I shall be bringing you a Lunas story Oh
until then I bid you farewell everypony AB it better be a club fiction of Luna
well the app by the way everypony well this was very good I like it I mean it
wasn't the club pick because I do that I I just my favorite story type clicks but
now fanfics like this these are all so cute and enjoyable
well everypony this was enjoyable I liked it
I'm the bit tired this story made me feel Restless I mean I mean I wanna
sleep now Thank You everypony so much for watching if you enjoyed it hit the
like button if you want to show some love because I don't know if you like it
unless you click the like button it's just to show me that you enjoy what you
like what I do if you'll enjoy what I like then yeah well so I would know if
you enjoyed it but thank you so much for watching I'm gonna go take a little
snooze and at 6 o'clock time for Aklavik livestream alright peace out bye
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Jobs are Changing. This Graph is Scary. - Duration: 3:11.
This Graph Should Scare You into Action A company called Lemonade insurance is using
an AI agent called Cooper to do most of the mundane work.
Here�s the thesis.
Say we are talking about an insurance company.
In the past, when the company sold more insurance policies, they had to hire more people to
service those policies.
In the future, automation will mess up that model.
An insurance company could sell a large number of insurance policies without having to hire
that many more people because AI can do much of the work.
This is true of any industry.
If fewer people can do more, why hire more.
If fewer people can do more, why not reduce employee count.
Retraining people is difficult.
Expanding to many new businesses so employees don�t have to be let go, is near impossible.
Here are some data points for perspective.
If you were driving steel into rocks like John Henry was in the early 1800s, no matter
how good you were, steam-powered machines could do your job better and you were out
of a job.
If you were shoveling horse dung on the streets of New York in the early 1900s as motor cars
were being introduced, no matter how efficient you were, you were out of a job.
At its height, US Steel was one of the largest companies in the world.
Today, Apple is worth twenty times more with three times fewer employees.
A factor of 60!
At its height, Blockbuster had 84,000 employees.
Netflix essentially replaced them with 3500 employees who do a lot more.
A factor of 24!
Recently, Carrier a major manufacturing plant, just announced major layoffs.
Manufacturing is changing; machines are doing more work, don�t get tired, and make fewer
mistakes.
These jobs are gone forever, just like the cobblers and the elevator operators.
According to the 2015 Internet Trends report by Kleiner Perkins, in 1945, for every person,
there were 1.7 jobs in the US.
In 2014, for every person, there were 0.4 jobs.
Think about that for a minute.
Why aren�t people preparing for this future?
I don�t want to be an alarmist, but that�s the reality.
Transformation is happening.
Companies may have to make tough decisions, and employees have to prepare for change.
If you adapt to the new reality, you will be in demand.
To prepare for this future, we have to learn skills like leadership, communication, storytelling,
empathy, creativity and imagination.
Leave the mundane to machines and automation.
There is no future in that anymore.
Now take a second look at the graph.
Are you ready to do something about it?
Watch my YouTube video titled, �How to prepare for jobs of the future.�
Thanks for watching.
Please give me a thumbs up if you like this video, and please consider subscribing.
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they had to hire more people.
Now, computers in the form of AI can do a lot of mundane work, and we don�t need that
many employees to scale.
Lemonade is just an example.
This phenomenon could be true of any company.
Large companies with thousands of employees will have to rethink how they will compete
with smaller and nimbler startups where the productivity per employee will be one or two
orders of magnitude compared to the large companies.
Why is this scary?
Because if the large company has to compete, it has to either reduce its employee count
or grow into other businesses so its current employees can be spread across such new business.
Scaling that way is very difficult, if not impossible.
So such companies will start to shed their employees, with a few of them being retrained.
A company called Lemonade is using AI to run its operations.
In the olden days, if you start an insurance company, you hire some people.
Then as you scale the company to handle more and more policies, you hire more people.
That�s the secret to scaling.
Today, if you start an insurance company, you hire some people.
Then you use AI systems to do a lot of work that workers typically �waste� a lot of
time on - like searching for files, submitting reports, scheduling appointments, attending
meetings, etc.
This means that to scale your company to handle more and more policies, you don�t need to
hire too many people.
With AI, scaling is much easier.
So why is this scary?
Think 5 years out.
Large companies have to compete with the new digital ones.
They have to do something.
To be as efficient, companies may shed employees.
your job was at risk.
Those who learned new skills to service cars or clean them, or those who started new businesses
to cater to these automobiles, flourished.
That�s what will happen.
Some will lose their jobs and livelihood, but if you adapt to the new reality, you�ll
be in demand.
Either some other industry should grow, but we don�t know what.
Large companies will be shrinking soon if they cannot find �other work� for their
surplus employees.
An urban workhorse dumped between 20 and 50 pounds of manure a day on the street along
with a gallon of piss.
Dead horses often clogged city streets and teamsters on tight schedules added menace
to public thoroughfares.
This problem came to a head when in 1894, The Times newspaper predicted� �In 50
years, every street in London will be buried under nine feet of manure.�
This became known as the �Great Horse Manure Crisis of 1894�.
saddle and carriage makers Thirty American manufacturers produced 2,500
motor vehicles in 1899, and some 485 companies entered the business in the next decade.
In 1908 Henry Ford introduced the Model T and William Durant founded General Motors.
From 1948 to 2000 - Jobs grew 1.7 faster than population
From 2000 to 2014 - population grew 2.4x faster than jobs
https://thetyee.ca/News/2013/03/06/Horse-Dung-Big-Shift/ http://www.history.com/topics/automobiles
https://www.slideshare.net/kleinerperkins/internet-trends-v1/98-98Since_2000_Population_Grew_24x
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What "Fisting" Is In The JP Version Of Yakuza 0 - Duration: 2:41.
The website Legends of Localization recently took a look at an interesting line of dialogue
from last year's Yakuza 0 and compared the Japanese version and how the localization
was handled.
Localization is never an easy task and especially when you have to take into account things
like puns and other Japanese word play that can be hard to carry over through translation.
Finding the right translation for a word or phrase, whilst also managed to keep the same
meaning intact, can be sort of like a tricky puzzle that localizers will face.
This means that sometimes meanings can change between versions but, with Yakuza 0, we can
see that the folks at Sega managed to find a clever solution to this line of dialogue,
whilst still retaining the spirit of the original.
The scene in question involves two characters, one who runs a gambling business and the other
a foreigner living in Japan.
The business involves the man challenging others to knock him down in a fight and if
they win, he will double their money.
However, when the main character asks the pair what it is that he does, he gets a very
different explanation.
Thanks to the foreigners bad Japanese, he calls him a "FISTING" artist".
Note: the somewhat sexual connation that the word "fisting" has.
The main character is then shocked by this and says "Whoa…
That's not really my scene."
However, then the other character steps in and corrects him, saying that he's actually
a "PUNCHOUT artist".
Despite the correction, the protagonist is still a little bit confused about all of this,
due to the earlier "fisting" comment, and asks if this is "some new S&M thing".
However, as mentioned, there is absolute no sexual connotations behind what the guy does.
He simply challenges people to fights for money.
We can see that this conversation relies heavily on word play and the alternative meanings
of the word "fisting".
Due to the heavy-use of word play, it's interesting to see how the localisers handled this and
what it was in the Japanese version.
And so, Legends of Localization reports that the Japanese version had the foreigner say
that his business involves being toppled over and people getting on top of him, in a romantic
manner.
This is of course NOT what the foreigner meant to say though.
Due to the language difficulties, he was supposed to use a slightly different word but with
a big change in meaning.
He was instead supposed to say that he runs a "try and knock me down" business, with the
context being purely fighting.
From this, we can see that the English version carried over the meaning well and figured
out a decent solution to this bit of Japanese word play.
What do you think of the localisation choice here?
Do you know of any other interesting video game dialogue that you'd like to be covered
in the future?
Let us know in the comments below and, until next time, thank you for watching.
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