You know what I love?
Is when we get the cold snap and it's colder than a penguin's popsicle and somebody walks
by and goes, "so much for global warming!"
Oh my god-- well that's helpful actually because I realize
I don't have to worry about whether or not that person's a nincompoop!
Get it through your thick skull - climate change is real.
At this point, if you're still a climate change denier,
you need to give your head a shake.
And that's really saying something, coming from somebody who's so stuck in her
ways she's been wearing the same coat since 1993.
But even I can change, the other day I found out that they're called
little people.
And all these years I've been calling them leprechauns.
You go to bed one night these days and it's a winter wonder land, you wake up the next
day and you wonder where the winter went.
It's a different world I'll tell you that.
When I was a young girl, we had four seasons.
But these days it's not climatically correct to assume a season's weather just by hearing
it's name.
Pretty soon I suppose we'll just have one season and I'll call it Sprumpter.
We all got to do our part to help the planet.
I've turned my thermostat down to a chilly twenty-eight degrees celsius,
I walk everywhere, and my carbon coat-print is minuscule.
I know they say it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks,
but if this old dog can stop crapping allover the planet,
so can you ya nincompoop!
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