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Waching daily Jan 27 2018

A new study from Intex recently revealed

the biggest lie most Americans tell during the holiday season.

You guys wanna know what it is? >> Yes.

>> Okay, they say 52% of people admitted

to coming up with an excuse to avoid sleeping over at the relative's place.

That's right, they lie in order to avoid uncomfortable sleeping arrangements

such as old couches, sleeping bags, and even worse, a child's bed.

So ladies, have you ever lied to get out of staying over at someone's house?

>> Absolutely.

>> You have?

>> Of course, if somebody is trying to get

you to stay there, I don't know about anybody else but I'm a grown woman,

I want to go to my own home. >> Yes, your own bed.

>> I want to go to my own bed,

I want to- >> [APPLAUSE]

>> Even when I had my sleepover,

Jeannie was like not a fan, this was real cute, we had fun in the lingerie, but

I'm going home.

But I get that. >> Yeah.

>> As a woman you have your own routine,

you're own routine at night, face wash,

your own shower. >> Yes.

>> It gets weird.

So guess what I say? >> What?

>> I just tell them like

I have to meet somebody.

I'm getting work done at my house.

I have to meet somebody early in the morning.

Or I have to let a friend in, they're staying the night, that sort of thing.

Is that kind of lie or- >> Well, if it's like,

I guess they're talking about if you're out of town.

>> Yeah, so when you go and visit-

>> Like when you have your choice.

>> Your mom in New York, and

you stay over for the holidays. >> Yeah.

>> Do you stay?

>> So no, at my mom's house,

that's like my house.

That's my house.

I'd stay at my mom's house, but if it's at somebody else's I'm definitely getting

a hotel. >> Yeah,

I'd just get a hotel cuz everybody's not clean.

Everybody's not like me. >> [APPLAUSE]

>> And I [CROSSTALK].

>> Family- [CROSSTALK]

>> I don't want to hurt their feelings.

>> But Lonnie, I have to ask you this,

I'm gonna put you on the spot, okay? >> Uh-huh.

>> Cuz my house is really clean and

you always come over. >> Here we go.

>> And Aiden, he asked for you to spend

the night one night, and I have a really nice couch that turns into a bed.

And I ask you to stay over more than once and

you always say no.

>> Why? >> Why?

>> [LAUGH]

>> Why Lonnie, why?

>> [LAUGH]

>> Why?

>> Cuz my house is literally four blocks

away. >> [LAUGH]

>> I don't need to stay at your house.

If Aiden wants to come and

stay with me, that's fine. But

I don't want to see you or Adam in y'all underwear walking around y'all house.

>> [APPLAUSE]

>> I don't want to see that.

>> [APPLAUSE]

>> I don't wanna see that, I know.

She wants us to come to Napa, now,

why haven't y'all been up there? >> I wanna go, I have

a beautiful guestroom and everything. >> She got one guest room,

who gonna get the bed? >> [LAUGH]

>> I 'm very comfortable with you though,

Tam, you get me.

And she'd be like, Jeannie do whatever you want, so I love that.

And I've actually,

I have spent the night over at Adrienne's. >> She did,

she did. >> I did.

I forget what it was for. >> Because I was scared,

Israel was out of town. >> That's right!

>> I did too!

>> She did it once.

And you wouldn't sleep in my bed though. >> No I ain't sleeping in your bed that

you and your husband been in. >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

>> Okay I thought it was fine,

she slept on the sofa in my bedroom but wouldn't sleep in the bed with me.

It's me in a California king and Lonnie on a sofa.

How does this- >> But a nice sofa.

>> Adrienne opens up her own bathroom so

you can use it.

So she's not making use of the guest part so that your scared by yourself.

She includes you, she's like, come.

I brush my teeth here.

You can brush your teeth there.

It was very sisterly, so I loved that.

The only thing is that Adrienne is so comfortable that you'll be brushing your

teeth and all of a sudden you turn over and she's buck naked in the shower still

talking while she's bathing like this. >> I'm like, girl, you should do that.

I'm like, you should also use that toothpaste.

That won't work.

I don't care. I'm a free spirit.

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