Waching daily Jun 28 2017

WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HEY, YOU REMEMBER HOW THE

REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN PROMISING TO REPEAL AND REPLACE OBAMACARE

FOR SEVEN YEARS NOW?

YEAH.

IT'S THEIR MOST CONSISTENT MESSAGE OTHER THAN "TURN

DOWN THAT HIP-HOP RACKET, YOU KIDS!"

AND THIS IS THE WEEK BECAUSE SENATE MAJORITY LEADER AND

UNACKNOWLEDGED LOVE CHILD OF ADMIRAL AKBAR, MITCH McCONNELL

-- SO SAD.

SO SAD.

WON'T RETURN HIS PHONE CALLS.

( LAUGHTER ) -- HAS PROMISED HE WILL PASS

TRUMPCARE BEFORE THE JULY 4th RECESS.

AND HE HAS GOT TO, BECAUSE McCONNELL KNOWS IF THEY DON'T

PASS IT NOW, THERE'S A SERIOUS DANGER SOMEONE MIGHT READ IT.

NO, IT'S TRUE.

IT WILL HAPPEN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THEY'RE TEACHING THE KIDS.

THEY'RE TEACHING THE KIDS HOW TO READ NOW, IT'S DANGEROUS.

SO, COME HELL OR HIGH WATER, THE VOTE WILL HAPPEN THIS WEEK.

>> SENATE MAJORITY LEADER MITCH McCONNELL THIS AFTERNOON

ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS DELAYING A VOTE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

THIS WEEK UNTIL AFTER THE 4th OF JULY RECESS.

>> Stephen: OR, IT CAN WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE BARBECUE.

BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU, ONE THING I WILL PASS IS THIS DELICIOUS

POTATO SALAD.

THANK YOU.

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF GOOD

REASONS NOT TO HAVE THE VOTE THIS WEEK, OKAY.

McCONNELL WOULD HAVE LOST.

( APPLAUSE ) HERE'S THE DEAL, REPUBLICANS,

WHO WERE ALREADY NERVOUS, RAN FOR THE EXITS AFTER THE

NONPARTISAN CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET OFFICE ANNOUNCED

YESTERDAY THAT UNDER THE GOP PLAN 22 MILLION PEOPLE WOULD

LOSE THEIR HEALTH COVERAGE.

22.

THAT'S A BIG NUMBER.

THAT'S A BIG NUMBER.

I ADMIT.

TO PUT THAT NUMBER INTO PERSPECTIVE, IF YOU LAID 22

MILLION PEOPLE END TO END, IT WOULD REACH CANADA, WHERE THEY

COULD GET HEALTH CARE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND-- JUST-- JUST-- JUST FROM

THEIR PRIME MINISTER.

HIS SMILE HEALS.

( LAUGHTER ) AND THE BILL CUTS $800 BILLION

FROM MEDICAID, A PROGRAM THAT COVERS ALMOST HALF OF ALL

BIRTHS, ALMOST TWO-THIRDS OF PEOPLE IN NURSING HOMES, AND

ALMOST 40% OF ALL CHILDREN.

40% OF ALL CHILDREN.

IN OTHER WORDS, ALL THE KIDS NAMED "MADISON."

( LAUGHTER ) POPULAR NAME IS THE IDEA OF THAT

JOKE.

SUNDAY-- THAT WHICH THE ANCIENTS CALLED KELLYANNE CONWAY--

EMERGED FROM HER CHAMBER OF SECRETS TO WEIGH IN ON THE

BILL'S CUTS TO MEDICAID.

>> WELL, YOU SAID EVERYBODY WHO'S ON MEDICAID NOW IS

GRANDFATHERED IN AND WILL NOT FACE ANY CUTS, AND THAT SIMPLY

IS NOT FACTUAL IF YOU HAVE $800 BILLION IN CUTS.

>> WELL YOU KEEP CALLING THEM CUTS, BUT WE DON'T SEE THEM AS

CUTS.

IT'S SLOWING THE RATE OF GROWTH IN THE FUTURE AND GETTING

MEDICAID BACK TO WHERE IT WAS.

OBAMACARE EXPANDED THE POOL OF MEDICAID RECIPIENTS BEYOND

ITS ORIGINAL INTENTION.

>> Stephen: YES, THEY'RE NOT CUTS.

IT'S JUST RETURNING MEDICAID TO ITS ORIGINAL INTENTION.

IT'S LIKE AN ARSONIST SAYING, "I DIDN'T BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.

I JUST TOOK THE GROUND BACK TO PREHOUSE LEVELS."

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

OKAY.

THIS IS-- SEE HOW THAT'S BETTER?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THEY UNDERSTAND.

SEE.

CONNECTION.

BUT AFTER YESTERDAY'S C.B.O.

SCORE, PEOPLE STARTED PILING ON.

ACCORDING TO DEMOCRATIC SENATOR BRIAN SCHATZ, C.B.O.

CONFIRMS THIS THING IS A "BLANK" SANDWICH.

NOW, WE DO NOT KNOW YET WHAT WORD THERE WAS REDACTED,

SO LET'S JUST SAY IT'S A "SCHATZ SANDWICH."

I TRUST I'M MISPRONOUNCING HIS NAME CORRECTLY.

THE AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION HAS SPOKEN OUT AGAINST IT,

SAYING WHILE DOCTORS ALL SWEAR AN OATH TO "FIRST, DO NO HARM,"

THIS BILL VIOLATES THAT STANDARD ON MANY LEVELS.

HONESTLY, I THINK-- I'M NOT SURE IT'S TRUE.

IT MIGHT BE A MATTER OF PUNCTUATION.

ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS CHANGE IT FROM "FIRST, DO NO HARM" TO

"FIRST: DO?

NO!

HARM!" ANCIENT GREEK.

TESTIFY ORIGINALLY IN ANCIENT GREEK.

( APPLAUSE ) EVEN NEVADA REPUBLICAN SENATOR

AND MAN LOOKING AT THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S BELT BUCKLE--

( LAUGHTER ) HELLO!

DEAN HELLER DAMNED THE BILL, SAYING, "IF THIS BILL PASSES,

THE SECOND BIGGEST LIE IS YOUR PREMIUMS ARE GOING DOWN."

OF COURSE, THE FIRST BIGGEST LIE IS, "WE'LL ONLY PUT THE BILL

HALFWAY IN."

( LAUGHTER ) DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

MAKES NO SENSE.

MEANWHILE, HOUSE SPEAKER AND CYBORG LEARNING TO SMILE, PAUL

RYAN, DEFENDED THE BILL THIS MORNING ON FOX NEWS TO EXPLAIN

WHY THE C.B.O. SCORE IS FINE.

>> WHAT THEY ARE BASICALLY SAYING AT THE CONGRESSIONAL

BUDGET OFFICE IS IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FORCE PEOPLE TO BUY

OBAMACARE, IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FORCE PEOPLE TO BUY SOMETHING

THEY DON'T WANT, THEN THEY WON'T BUY IT.

SO, IT'S NOT THAT PEOPLE ARE GETTING PUSHED OFF THE PLAN.

IT'S THAT PEOPLE WILL CHOOSE NOT TO BUY SOMETHING THEY DON'T LIKE

OR WANT.

>> Stephen: MR. SPEAKER, I DON'T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE BECAUSE I

"LIKE" IT OR I "WANT" IT.

I HAVE IT BECAUSE I "NEED" IT.

FOR INSTANCE, I "NEED" FOOD TO LIVE.

I "WANT" THAT FOOD TO BE OREOS ( LAUGHTER )

AND BECAUSE OF MY STEADY DIET OF OREOS, I "NEED" HEALTH

INSURANCE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OKAY?

ALTHOUGH, I ALSO ENYOI A DELICIOUS SCHATZ SANDWICH.

For more infomation >> 'Repeal And Replace' Is Being 'Delayed And Postponed' - Duration: 6:34.

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