Hello my friends! It is currently a thousand degrees and I am sweating. Oh
well! But today I'm going to be telling you if a girl is gay. Uh, how to tell anyway.
I can't tell you I'm not magical. So I mean you could obviously just ask . . .
Hey . . . umm . . . are . . . *whispering* are you a lesbian?
But who wants to do that? That's hella fucking awkward and honestly
uncomfortable for both of you. Regardless of the answer. So now you may
ask, "Well how DO I tell if she's gay?" Well, today I'm going to share with you my
personal methods on how I tell if girls are gay. So I'm gonna start with the
whole wardrobe / appearance method but honestly, we all know that some of
those are really unreliable and you've probably all heard them a thousand times
before, so I'm just gonna read them aloud as quickly as possible in the most
infomercial way as possible. *Clears throat* Side effects of lesbianism may include plaid, flannel,
beanies, SnapBacks, short or shaved hair, Converse sneakers, piercings, tattoos, dyed
hair, an overall masculine appearance, and death. Okay, I'm just kidding about
that last part. But yeah if you see any combination of those, maybe the girl's
gay but they're highly unreliable. You can't rely on stereotypes to tell you
someone's story. Any who, you probably want to know some more reliable methods of
telling if the girl's gay so I'll give you a list, and I would suggest that
you ask her questions that circle around her interests. That may include anything
from TV shows, hobbies, music preferences, you know, things like that. Some hobbies
you may want to look for are any sports or instruments she plays. For sports you
might want to be looking for if she plays softball, basketball, skateboarding if
that's even a sport. But yeah, that's pretty gay. And then instruments, it could just be
me, but I feel like a lot of us, we play ukulele and guitar, sometimes drums too,
but I mean again, it could just be my imagination. Don't get me wrong here I
screw up a lot of things. But I feel like that that could be right. I don't know
anything anymore. Then for TV she might like shows like
Orange is The New Black, The L Word, or any show that's even remotely gay. Except for
Orange is The New Black, you're gonna want to be careful because there's like a
50-50 chance if that she's going to [be gay] so you just better hope that her favorite
character's Alex Vause cuz come on we all think she's hot. Freaking Laura Prepon.
Yeah. And then anyone who watches The L Word at least
a little gay, right? A little bit? Just a little. And then maybe if she watches like, women's sports,
but specifically women's sports. I mean, regular sports too, but specifically
women's sports. I mean, we all know we love the U.S. Women's National Team. Yeah. They're all great. For musical preferences, see if she seems to be more
paying attention to the female artists over the men, but especially pay
attention if she's bringing up artists like Halsey and Hayley Kiyoko 'cause if
she is, girl, make a fucking move! Another thing you can ask as if they're
into anyone. I personally would start with something like "Are there any BOYS
you like?" But you know if they're a lesbian they're gonna say things like
just a flat-out no, or no with some kind of nervous gesture. Just like *acts out nervous gesture* "No." Or they
might, if they're comfortable enough but not many people are, but some people, they'll be like, "No. I'm actually a lesbian." But you know, not everyone's like that.
Assuming she doesn't come out to on the spot, you could try asking something, but
like pretending like you just remembered lesbians exist, okay? And then you say
something like, "Oh wait. Wait. Oh! Any not boys?" and then maybe she'll realize
that oh you're accepting of this, well maybe a little more accepting if you like her,
but hey you're accepting of this you you kind of you don't mind if she is [gay] so
maybe she'll say it but not not necessarily. But if she does make that
crumpled-up expression and say *Reenacts response* "No!" Well, then she's straight as fuck and you
should try not to date her. But with that, I hope these methods helped you figure
out whether or not your crush is gay, and if it did, make sure you leave a nice
big like down below and comment which method you used and how these methods
helped you. But make sure you subscribe for more tips tricks and random shits
and with that, that's a wrap!
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