SUH DUDE
Suh dude!
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Bro, are you playing Zombies right now?
Yea
Round one!? Dude, I'm just honestly surprised that you're not playing Fortnite
Listen to what Matt just texted. "Not gonna lie, I might make the switch to Spotify."
Yo yo, I got a proposal for you, listen;
If you make it to Round Ten, I'll let you see what's in my hand.
I promise there's something in there.
All right, fine
Damn, what's your sensitivity at? Max, bro.
My sensitivity is at max, and I don't even have the highest DPI setting
You know what? We're putting this at the highest DPI I can do
All right, this is the max
16,000
Look, I'm gonna tap it lightly. Look at the mouse
Good luck
Well Kevin, you did not make it to Round Ten
You literally can't dude
All right
So what was in my hand that I was gonna give you if you made it to Round Ten was keys to a Porsche
But you did not make it that far. So you're getting the runner up prize, my dawg. There you go
It's a chance
A chance to win a free t-shirt when we hit 100 subscribers!!!
Do I have to subscribe?
Bro, you got to subscribe and then you're automatically entered for the free chance
As soon as we hit 100
We're all about the shameless plugs out here dawg.
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Yo, what is up Squad!?
It is Tuesday my dawgs
If you are checking in for the first time to this channel ever, after you hit the subscribe button,
I'm gonna let you know that Tuesdays here at Somewhere in Broward,
We call them Challenge Tuesdays
Do you know what we're doing today?
We're gonna try and go to ****ing thrift store and were gonna get some dank *** fits
For the lowest, bro
The lowest of lows, dude
Yo, you wanna see some cool ****? Yea.
You're not ready for this
Woah
Yo, you good bro?
Yea
That **** was hype, right? Yea, at least we're in the Goodwill now
Let's get these outfits, boy
What are you going for first, Kevin?
I don't know, bro. Just looking around. Trying to find a nice-
What're we looking at?
I'm in the wrong section
First, every good fit needs a good t-shirt
Team Cutler? dog. It's a Jay Cutler shirt. That's actually kind of fire Alice for you
Dawg, it's a Jay Cutler shirt?
That's actually kind of fire
Alain, this is for you
These t-shirts are a dollar and up
Bazinga
Let's see what we got here, boys and girls
Ooo
Straight out of 2007. What?
Damn, bro. I was gone for five minutes and you've got a handful of shirts.
Bro, you left and I just started finding non-stop fire
All right
Peep this. Ready? Just the Florida Panthers t-shirt, right?
I really like the colors on it and it's just like, you know, simple and plain.
Florida Panthers
That's pretty fire, right?
They get better. They get better.
This is the Power 96 shirt, bro.
This is Broward AF
South Florida's ****ing radio station
It's a ****ing eagle
Self-explanatory, bro.
That's just gas. I don't even need to say it
This shirt I thought was cool
It just says hang loose. A Hawaii shirt
It says 'brah' on it
Then we got this one. It's just keep the promise. It's just got the world on it. I thought it was cool
I feel that I love Earth.
This one's probably my favorite of all of them
'Dumb and Dumber To', bro?
This shirt just screams fire
This shirt's pretty fire, dawg. I don't know which one I'm gonna pick
Oh no
Tainted
Look at this bright orange, though
what?
That's pretty gas
What
Bro, this ****'s pretty fresh
It's literally one year after I was born
Tiger fitness wow. Shout out to Rob Lobliner
What is this?
It's Hennessey
I wish I was a Soundcloud rapper so I could wear that. Tony
Damn, those are fresh, bro
Are you gonna cop those?
I don't know. When have you ever seen blue pants like that, dawg?
You're right. That's a pretty unique shade of blue and I'm really feeling it, bro
Stripes, stripes
Ooo
Be right back
That's stupid fire. BRB dawg
That's actually dumb fire
Be right back, bro.
Back from the DEAD
You got your goods Kevin?
I got my goods, you got your ****?
Nah, bro, I gotta pick out some-
You can't see what I got yet, dawg. Not till the end, bro. You gotta wait til-
Stop, bro
Stop
Oh, you put the blue shorts back?
Yea. You weren't feeling the blue?
Nah, I wasn't feeling the blue, bro
You can get some ****ing Lilo and Stitch style pants right here, my dude
Damn
That's pretty fresh look at his pattern do I feel like he's broward bro, I feel like I'm in Hawaii, how about you
Look at this pattern, dude. I feel like-
Who's Broward, bro? I feel like I'm in Hawaii, how about you?
Yo, they got a place here where we can try this stuff on? Yea yea, bro.
What?!
What!?!?
What??
Yo, put it on, bro. I know you're trying to rock the fedora, dawg.
No, dude!
Put it on for the Squad
All right, anything for the Squad
M'lady.
I feel like I gotta go play World of Warcraft now, so
Oh damn, bro. Representing the Florida Panthers, Kevin Salamanca
How do you feel about this fit, Kevin?
Dude, it's fire, bro
See, I wanted to represent Florida, because,
We're all about 'Somewhere in Broward' dawg,
I love Florida
Florida Panthers are the local team. You feel me?
And then I had to match the colors bro. Had to match the colors, dude
Dude, 100,000% respectable.
That is a fire fit, my guy
This is my pick, bro. Full-on beach mode
Look, look, look. Through-out here, through-out here, through-out here,
You got the white matching, bro. And then like, you know, I love the color black. You feel me Dawg?
I'm wearing black all the time, but then you take this off Dawg
You got just the ****ing Hawaiian, the floral bathing suit.
You got to Fort Lauderdale Beach, bro. You're just chilling in the sand. You're just like:
Just like:
Can you see me vibing at the beach?
You look like you're back in the salt suite.
New long sleeve shirt
With some bathing suits, bro
Bathing suits are expensive, dawg. You feel me?
These have pockets, dude?
Dude, you've got to appreciate a bathing suit with pockets.
Look, my wallet's in there
Watch this, watch this
Hold on, hold on. You ready?
What else you got in your pockets?
You ready?
Listen,
Don't yell, okay?
Squad we have copped the fits and now there is only just one thing left for us to do.
Fold our clothes neatly
No, you're supposed to say check out.
Well, after we fold our clothes neatly.
Then we check out
I feel that, dawg. Gotta keep it respectable
The pants are $4
$1 for the shirt
Okay
So five dollars
$5.30
Well five before tax, so I was right Dan. That's a cheap it bro
Damn, that's a cheap fit, bro
Did you just say $9.54?
$9.54 bro? Do you realize what you just paid for, dawg?
A shirt and bathing suit? 9-5-4
954 is the area code of Broward
Damn, dude Damn, Daniel
5 buck and 9 buck. 9 buck and 54, boy. WHAT?
9 buck 5 buck? 9 buck, 5 buck 30
What?! What is this gibberish, bro?
All I know is we just got some dope *** clothes for ****ing NOTHING
We're not even in the double digits, bro!
We got two shirts and two pairs of pants. All together like 16 bucks.
These pants alone were probably like, $40 retail.
Yo
We're gonna have to bleep out so much **** from this video. And there's another one
How many 'Teh's' can we get in one minute? Ready?
And there you have it
What do you know about ********?
SiB is a family-friendly vlog.
We just hit up the ****ing Goodwill. You all saw it
I need you to do one thing. You see this dope *** shirt?!
Give me a like for that ****ing dope *** shirt.
You see this ****ing Florida Panthers shirt?
Look at that highlighter fire, bro
Drop a ****ing comment for that shirt
Hold on, this air conditioning is too loud, bro
Calm.
Last but not least, you see these floral shorts, bro!?
THESE BOARD SHORTS!?
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