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-[ As Trump ] Welcome back to the Trump News Network,

the bigliest and newsliest network in the world.

Let's get tonight's top story.

This morning, I tweeted...

And it worked.

Apparently, if you say something is not a crime,

then it's not a crime.

Watch this. Tax evasion? Not a crime.

Bootlegging the new "Mamma Mia!" movie?

Not a crime.

Committing a crime? Not a crime.

I'm in the clear, and it's all thanks to my fantastic lawyer,

Rudy Giuliani.

Look at him. The epitome of calm.

I love Rudy. He's had a great week.

People are still talking about

how he tweeted the word "you" and nothing else.

What you didn't know was -- he was standing outside my window

with a sign that said, "Complete me."

You're a great lawyer, Rudy, and I'll stand by you forever,

until Robert Mueller indicts you in four months

and you turn on me, in which case,

I don't know you and we've never met.

This camera? What camera? This camera.

Speaking of which, my ex-lawyer, Michael Cohen,

has been releasing secret recordings of our conversations.

I don't know why he's doing it, but he's doing it.

But two can play at that game, Michael,

because now I have a secret recording of you.

This is 100% real and is not fake. Listen.

Ouch! Ouch!

That's cold. That's ice-cold.

Not a good look. Not a good look, Michael.

Speaking of people's careers being over...

a Republican Congressional candidate in Virginia

named Denver Riggleman is in trouble

for being a fan of Bigfoot erotica.

That's actually a real story. I can't believe it.

I mean, technically, it's fake news.

It's not Bigfoot erotica. It's Sasquatch erotica.

But, still, this is the first time in years

the craziest thing in the news isn't about me.

Game recognize game, Denver Riggleman.

But I'm sure things will work out for him.

He should do what any logical person would do --

have his lawyer pay Bigfoot $130,000 in cash.

That's what you do.

All right, let's move on to some news that actually matters.

The Big Mac is turning 50! Happy 50th, Big Mac.

I'm usually not attracted to anything over 30,

but, in this case, I'll make an exception.

Besides, you're the only reason I've ever eaten lettuce.

In honor of the occasion, McDonald's has also released

their very own currency, called the MacCoin.

And I'm thrilled to announce that, starting right now,

we're switching to an entirely MacCoin-based economy.

Speaking of burgers, I had a private meeting with

A.G. Sulzberger, the publisher of the failing New York Times,

to talk about how I treat the media.

He said I was unfair and immature,

and I said, "I know you are, but what am I?"

And, to be truly honest, folks, I only met with Sulzberger

because I respect how he landed that plane on the Hudson.

I really do.

Lastly, in entertainment news, "Mission: Impossible"

is being called Tom Cruise's best movie yet.

I love Tom Cruise.

People tell me I look like him all the time.

I thought I was gonna meet him once,

but it turned out to be this guy, Ted Cruz.

Fake Cruise.

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Is the money-spinning Indian Premier League headed to SA? - Duration: 4:07.

Is the money-spinning Indian Premier League headed to SA?

Is the money-spinning Indian Premier League headed to SA?.

  Cricket South Africa (CSA) chief executive Thabang Moroe has revealed that they would jump at the opportunity to host the money spinning Indian Premier League (IPL) if the event comes to South Africa next year.

Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) officials are considering an alternative destination for the hugely popular tournament as next year's competition could coincide with that country's general elections.

"If they were to propose to move it to South Africa‚ the easy answer to give now is yes.

"We would be interested in hosting the IPL‚" Moroe said after signing the MoU with South African Cricketers' Association (Saca) chief executive Tony Irish on Tuesday.

"There are various issues that are involved because we need to look at how much money would be given to South Africa.

"There are issues of wear and tear as far as our wickets are concerned‚ and our competitions because we are going to host the U19 World Cup in the next two years.

"Should we continue with our domestic CSA T20 Slam this year‚ the tournament will also add to the workload on the wickets‚ the fixtures and those are all things that we must take into cognisance before we make a decision.

"It remains speculation for now until such time that the government of India announces the date for elections.

"But‚ there is an appetite from them to move it to either South Africa or Dubai." If the tournament is played in South Africa‚ it will be making a return to the country since the 2009 edition won by the Deccan Chargers.

Speaking on the MoU with Saca‚ Moroe said it was a revenue sharing model that looks after the well-being of the players including women.

"We sat with Saca to negotiate our way through the document and getting things right.

We remained committed to the revenue sharing model‚ it was something that we never wanted to shy away from.

"And we have included semi professional players‚ as well the women.

We are happy as CSA to sign this document because it represents all cricketers in South Africa." Irish said he was happy that they have finally reached the end of the road after protracted negotiations.

"It has been a long road but we are at the end now‚" he said.

"That is significance because this locks down all the players arrangements for the next four years.

"It is important to have clarity for the players over a four year cycle in terms of planning and financial.

"There are three agreements here‚ one is recognition agreement with deals with the relationship between CSA and Saca.

"The second is the main MoU which deals with aspects relating to contracts‚ benefits‚ protocols and regulations and it includes women and semi professional players who are about 317.

"It is a revenue share model and it ensures that all players share in the upside.".

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WTF is Warner Bros. Doing with the DCEU!? - Duration: 4:02.

a DC marbles are already created a blueprint how do you still not know what

you're doing

what if geek says we've all heard Warner Brothers in DC are gonna go ahead and

move forward with a joker origin movie personally I don't get it why not give

us a great Batman movie with a well fleshed out Joker then give us a good

Joker origin story but still a Joker origin story the big reason why Heath

Ledger's Joker is arguably the greatest comic book movie villain ever is

precisely because we never knew his origins in fact one of my favorite

things about him was the way he completely BS his back story he tells

gamble one story about how he got his scars or another like a discards my

father was a drinker and a fiend sticks the blade in my mouth

let's put a smile on that face later he tells Rachel a completely different

story is it the scars you want to know how I

got him so I had a wife who tells me I'm worried too much I stick a razor in

my mouth and do this now I'm always smiling after

he does this he becomes more interesting and it's precisely because we don't have

any clue as to who he is nor from where he came we know he's a deranged

psychopath dressed as a clown but we don't know why this give him an aura of

mystery if he came more than just a man anyway so this Joaquin Phoenix Joker

origin movie won't even be tied to the DCE news oh yeah but it will belong to

the world of DC whatever that means they're just being lazy they're trying

to make the easiest money off of DC fast as they can hey people like the Joker

right we should make you Joker orange story with Joaquin Phoenix swell that

sounds like a great idea but wait a minute

Jared littles already the Joker in the DCU bye go you're right gosh why does

this have to be so difficult Oh got it we'll just create this new thing called

the world of DC that way casual fans will still think is the DC EU then when

they find out it's separate from the DC EU we've already covered our ass because

hey it's from the world of DC not liking this DC sorry they've given us a tightly

interconnected universe that's fun exciting and quality now we expect the

same from you it's called competition bitch adapt as far as Phoenix playing

the Joker I think that's great in fact I think you should have been him from the

beginning in Suicide Squad Leto's Joker just didn't do it for me remember

Phoenix is rolling gladiator that acting was out of this world if he can channel

someone that into the Joker done deal but anyways going back to a villain

centric movie I just think that the villain should first be introducing the

respective superhero films then they can give us solo movies for example if we

have first gotten good DC movies that included the Joker Harley Quinn Killer

Croc Captain Boomerang - ah etc then gotten Suicide Squad it definitely would

the director more to draw from but it would have also created more interest in

the film itself that's what I think but so anyways what do you guys think do

villain centric movies make sense do you like the idea of a Joker origin story

and what do you think about the current state of the DC film franchise they did

just release the Aquaman is Shazam trailers after all and they were pretty

cool but we've been tricked before by DC but anyways just let me know what you

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