[MUSIC PLAYING] GRANDMA: How you doing?
I can't complain.
AUDREY: Oh, yes you can.
NURI: OK, Auntie Audrey.
What are you about to say that will probably hurt my feelings?
[LAUGHTER] AUDREY: Well, I--
NURI: Hold on!
OK.
Now I have my floatation device.
Look the only thing I want to know is why the hell
you let this man off the hook on Valentines.
NURI: Auntie, can we drink more first?
AUDREY: Mm-hmm.
And I see you done lost some weight behind this man
who's got your nose wide open.
NURI: Auntie, he's a really good guy.
Mm-hm.
NURI: Look.
He got me an owl bookmark for Eid.
Uh.
Girl, this is an earring taped to a piece of string.
[LAUGHTER]
Well, You can't see the beauty in it if you're
looking for something else.
She shut you up.
Thank you, grandma Didi.
GRANDMA: Yeah.
Now for real, what's going on between you and this boy?
CAROL: Yasir doesn't observe this holiday.
AUDREY: But from what I hear, he is observing
his ex-girlfriend right now.
NURI: It's where he lives and they're just friends.
It has been 24 hours.
You talk too much.
CAROL: Well, Nuri.
Am I supposed to lie when they ask about your love life?
GRANDMA: Listen.
It's going to pay off in the long run.
Don't smother him because trust is the foundation
of any relationship.
Thank you, grandma.
Yes.
I like Yasir.
I mean, I think he's well mannered,
he's articulate, highly educated, and very handsome.
GRANDMA: Carol, you just described a sociopath.
He's a really good guy, OK?
This month with Yasir has been more fulfilling than any month
with every guy before him.
AUDREY: Oh, yeah?
How?
Because he makes me happy.
So does Malik Yoba every Thursday night on Fox.
But I didn't let that man move into my house.
I just let him come by once a week.
NURI: And I hear he's got a kid, too?
GRANDMA: Oh, Lord.
Now don't tell me that.
Tell me it ain't so.
Why did you do this?
AUDREY: Because we are trying to save you, Nuri.
Honey, he's using you.
No, he's making you look stupid.
Love does that, Auntie, isn't that why all of you
are still single? - OK.
Now see Carol, that's all that private schooling.
It stripped away all her home training.
You said you loved Yasir.
Why did you lie about liking him?
CAROL: Why would you lie about not liking Valentine's Day?
NURI: I didn't lie.
I'm celebrating it right now.
CAROL: No.
You're celebrating Singles' Day.
So, you must be single.
OK, fine.
You want to know the truth?
I would rather be with Yasir today.
CAROL: Well, admitting it is the first step.
NURI: So that I didn't have to spend it with any of you.
GRANDMA: Oh, hallelujah damn.
I'm glad somebody finally said it
because I am tired of this lame ass
tradition slash dry vajayjay party
we've been having since '91.
Now, the first year was cute, but now we are just pathetic.
I could be at home in bed with a bowl of popcorn
watching "Wheel of Fortune."
NURI: I'm sorry, grandma.
I had too much champagne. GRANDMA: No you didn't.
Don't blame the alcohol.
Don't ever make excuses for how you really feel.
Life is too damn short.
Well, at least mine is. OK?
No, I am just happy we can go.
Oh!
Come on Audrey.
Maybe we can still catch the final showcase.
Let's get out of here.
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