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What God

Well, we made it a home

That's where the picture of Bob or dad was egged beber

Fears for nanny is to light an aromatherapy candle every night

And here's where we kept the TV, isn't it great to be back yeah

Those three puppies are the key to my acquiring the keys to that farm. I

Hold them for ransom forcing Rodney in Anita to sell the farm then they'll give me my own money back to pay the ransom

These colors will convince them don't interrupt me

Send them in

Afternoon miss de Vil agent J concepts at your service

We're consultants whatever you're in need of we're your guys from plant trimming

To removing a stubborn spot from your brows

Listen you brainless warts. I have an envelope in need of delivery and I want it done

Discreetly and by that time now I do not want them to know it's from Cruella De Vil. Got it

Afternoon ma'am, we have an envelope to deliver and it's not from koala de Ville. I

Mean it is from koala de Ville. I

Mean I didn't say anything

Anybody ever tell you you have beautiful eyes

What do you mean call the dog pound look I'm telling you our puppies are being held for ransom by Cruella de Vil

Of course Cruella did it who else sends ransom notes that are dryclean only. Oh

The sheriff's no help he's probably on Cruella's payroll too Oh Roger you don't know that for sure

We've got to give Cruella the benefit of the doubt we have no real evidence

She did it then. She's not so bad when he get to know her

Well, I know her as well as I ever wanted to but I know something else

The only way to raise that ransom money is to sell the farm. Oh

There has to be a better way

Do you think this will work it's our only hope

Isn't it fun spending the night just like old times

I don't remember freezing my butt off lucky back at the barn you were hot

Whoa, now, I'm cold. I'm hungry both physically and spiritually I

Still miss my friends Oh

She'd never have left home what but that barns not her home this

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Grim 'N' Gritty Is Out, Glib 'N' Smarmy Is In: 'Deadpool 2' - Duration: 10:01.

Grim 'N' Gritty Is Out, Glib 'N' Smarmy Is In: 'Deadpool 2'

Deadpool 2, like the 2016 film to which it is a sequel, stars Ryan Reynolds as a violent super-mercenary with the the ability to heal himself from any injury.

In both films, Reynolds unleashes a logorrheic verbal torrent of meta-references to other movies — so many, so unceasingly, that their net effect is to hammer the fourth wall into a powdery dust.

"This thing you are looking at right now" he essentially says, often, "is like this other thing you have looked at in the past, when you were watching an entirely different film.

Nutty, right?".

There are, it is only fair to note, actual jokes in Deadpool 2 — sincere, crafted, legitimately funny gags that are clearly the product of human thought and loving effort.

There's.

not a lot of those, but they're there if you look, and should you happen across one, it will very likely delight you.

Because what's taking up most of the room that would otherwise be occupied by jokes in Deadpool 2's screenplay are those many, many, many references.

It's Family Guy: The Movie.

Or, technically I suppose, it's Family Guy 2: Here Are Some More Mentions Of Other, Tangentially Related Things You Recognize And Like.

And it's gonna make a kabillion dollars.

It's also, more to the point, not simply critic-proof but critique-proof.

Try, just try, to come at this franchise with the merest quibble, the tiniest concern, the wispiest suggestion that say, having Deadpool refer to Josh Brolin's Cable character as "Thanos" manages to be, improbably enough, both lazy and sweaty at once, and is anyway in no meaningful sense an actual joke.

Try it.

Try raising that, or any other point.

See what happens.

I'll tell you: The Deadpool franchise will feign shock, roll over on its back to expose its belly and lie there looking up at you like, "Brah! Why you takin' this so seriously, brah? Why you tryin' to like, analyze it, brah? What's wrong? U mad, brah? U mad?".

For the record: U aren't mad, exactly.

But maybe U are alone.

Whenever Deadpool 2 tosses out one of its multitudinous references, causing you to recognize something onscreen that is occurring outside of its familiar context, a certain set of neurons fire in your brain.

As it happens, that cluster of neurons is situated right next to the neurons that fire when something is legitimately funny.

Obviously the reflexive laughter of mere recognition can't compare to the earned laughter of actual comedy, but it is a kind of laughter, after all.

And for the millions who will come to this film because they just want to spend a couple hours giggling at something, it's a distinction without a difference; I get that.

No one can deny that Deadpool 2, like its predecessor, is filling a hole in the cinematic-superhero marketplace.

Its graphic, gleefully gratuitous and mystifyingly mean-spirited R-rated violence is there for a rigorously focus-grouped reason.

The mainstream Marvel movies — your Avengers, your Doctors Strange, your Ants-Men — are happy to maintain their white-knuckle grip on a PG-13 rating, the better to maximize their prospective audience.

But that means their violence must remain assiduously entrail-free.

They're eye-popping, just not literally.

Visuals, not viscera.

Maybe Deadpool 2, with its merry fusillade of lopped-off body parts and mangled torsos and arterial spray, is just being more honest about what the world would look like, if superheroes truly existed.

Either that, or it's just cynically indulging the bloodlust of viewers who regard badassiness as the only meaningful superhero currency, because they grew up reading the blithely violent (and not for nothing, hilariously awful) '90s comics that birthed Deadpool and many of this film's co-stars.

Certainly the superhero genre has grown broad enough for this franchise to slot neatly into its own sub-genre.

Consider: Dark Knight, Man of Steel and Batman v Superman and Logan do Grim 'n' Gritty.

The Avengers and their ilk do Big 'n' Spectacular.

The Marvel heroes over on Netflix have cornered Scrappy 'n' Street-level.

Think of the Deadpool franchise, then, as charter member of Glib 'n' Smarmy.

The tenets of GnS, as a subgenre: A facile, default, entirely unearned cynicism that attempts to pass itself off as irony.

A principled rejection of sincerity, restraint, selflessness and altruism.

Stakes that are there to be merely winked at, goalposts in perpetual motion.

A willingness to mercilessly lampoon superhero cliches — all superhero cliches! Every last one!.

Well. Not every one.

Yes, Deadpool 2 eagerly puts many of the hoariest superhero tropes on blast — so many that this ceaseless mockery quickly supersedes the film's actual plot (which has to do with Deadpool befriending a troubled young mutant played by Hunt for the Wilderpeople's excellent Julian Dennison) to protect him from Brolin's time-traveling cyborg).

And yet, amid all that overdue and well-deserved scorn, the lone aspect of Deadpool 2 that is treated with gravid, wet-eyed sincerity — the thing the film wants us to care most deeply about, that acts as the plot's triggering action — is itself the biggest, oldest, dumbest and most useless superhero-genre cliche of them all.

Why on earth would the filmmakers not only make that the single superhero trope they spare from scorn, but then go ahead and lay all of the film's emotional chips down on it? Why? How does that make even the smallest amount of sense?.

(U mad, brah?). I mean. yeah? I guess?.

I guess I sort of am.

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'Mary Shelley' Is Less Than The Sum Of Its Parts

Nearly all moviegoers know the plot of Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus, which Mary Shelley precociously wrote at 18.

Many of them are also familiar with the novel's backstory, dramatized in such films as Gothic and Haunted Summer: Mary was challenged to write a ghost story in competition with no less than Lord Byron and her future husband, Percy Bysshe Shelley.

Given the familiarity of the material, the makers of Mary Shelley would have been smart to find a new approach.

Philosophically, they sort of do, giving Mary more credit than usual for both her work and her choices.

Stylistically, though, the movie is all too typical of the 19th-century British literary/romantic drama.

It presents London circa 1815 as misery for the poor, the young, the female, and the liberal-minded — and yet picturesque enough for a tourist brochure, suffused with dappled sun-, lamp- and candlelight and swathed in yearning music.

The opening is promising.

A 16-year-old Mary (Elle Fanning) scribbles away in her notebook in a hospitable place, a graveyard.

Later, she meets Percy (Douglas Booth), a 21-year-old published poet and self-involved free spirit, and promptly falls in love.

She takes him to the cemetery to introduce him to her mother, who died when she was 10 days old.

Mom was Mary Wollstonecraft, who wrote The Vindication of the Rights of Women.

Dad is William Godwin (Stephen Dillane), author of An Enquiry Concerning Political Justice and the proprietor of a struggling bookshop.

William's second wife (Joanne Froggatt) is no feminist, and even William is suspicious of Mary's relationship with Percy.

Skepticism turns to outright disapproval when the family learns that Percy is married to a woman he's abandoned, and by whom he has a young daughter.

Mary flees home to live with Percy, and younger stepsister Claire Clairmont (Bel Powley) insists on joining her.

Eventually — but much more directly than in reality — Mary, Percy, and Claire find themselves in Switzerland, guests of a Byron (Tom Sturridge) who may be more appallingly behaved than the real one.

The bored Byron's request that they all write a gothic tale yields nothing from himself or Percy, but Frankenstein from Mary and The Vampyre from another house guest, Dr.

John Polidori (Ben Hardy).

Both books turned out to be enormous gifts to the movie biz.

One of the virtues of the British literary/romantic drama is assured acting, and Mary Shelley is no exception.

Viewers may initially find Fanning's American-girl presence jarring, but she holds her own — and her accent.

By the movie's end, her performance has come to seem as authentic as anything else in this perfumed account.

Director Haifaa Al Mansour previously made Wadjda, the first Saudi Arabian feature directed by a woman.

That low-key, naturalistic charmer followed the usual strategy for movies that depict rebellion from within the Muslim world: It focused on a child on a simple quest, in this case a 12-year-old girl who wants a bicycle like the boys have.

Mary Shelley is a more complicated affair, and not just because the story contains lots of sex.

(Al Mansour, following British if not Saudi precedent, keeps everything but kissing, hugging, and swooning off-screen.) Also, the story is historical, and endowed with themes that Emma Jensen's script sometimes states too overtly.

The movie is actually less cogent when vindicating the rights of women than when pursuing matters of death, bereavement, and possible reanimation.

Horror movies are a dime-novel a dozen, but Mary Shelley is most alive when hanging out in graveyards and mucking about with corpses.

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