Using pressure points as a form of self defence is about as effective as using your uncle's slightly damp sock as a form of contraception
One of the lovely people who feed my ego by watching my videos has sent me this self-defence tutorial
it shows how to use pressure points to fight off an attacker.
Now the video itself is only the beginning,
the real comedy is found in their response to people who are critical of their advice.
For example, this person said:
To which they responded:
Ah, yes, of course, just spit him! Why didn't I think of that?
But the only way that we're going to know whether or not they actually work is to test them out
so, let's give it a go. But the only way that we're going to know whether or not they actually work is to test them out
so, let's give it a go.
Okay so I know you guys have a lot of stuff to do,
like go to work, or touch yourself.
So we're only going to do three of these pressure points.
First we'll try without resistance
Now we'll try it with resistance
Nope
now we'll try the brachial plexus without any resistance
now we'll try it with some resistance
nope
I think I know why this isn't working, take this and put it in your pocket
Now when I grab you, take the ruler out and measure to find the pressure point
okay, here we go
oh, yeah, that hurts,
But not enough.
now we'll try the last one
Yes, that last one hurt,
but not in a "I need to run home immediately and suck my own d*ck" kind of way
it hurt in a "now I'm really pissed off and am going to hurt you much more than I originally intended to" kind of way.
so, in other words, it's bullshit.
so, that's it for me
if you like my videos and you do want to see more of them make sure that you hit that subscribe button if you haven't already
I will see you next week
If you want realistic women's self-defence advice that actually has the potential to save your life
check out this video by Rich Dimitri,
or this video by Nick Drossos.
Both are very good reality based self defence instructors who actually know what a real situation looks like
They're some gangsta-ass motherf*ckers
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