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(gentle guitar music)

(footsteps clomping)

(stones plopping)

(grunting)

(speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language) Stop, stop it.

(gun firing)

Stop.

Help!

Somebody help!

Jaime.

Help, somebody help!

Somebody help, please!

Jaime.

(grunting)

- Oh shit.

(lively guitar music)

(singing in a foreign language)

- Yo, Eddie.

Ah right, pappi finally got lucky, huh?

- You're not gonna let me through, are you?

- What do you think?

I mean I want details, all kinds of details.

You know like--

- Jason, you know not everyone that stays up late

is getting it on with a hot mama.

- You were here again all night?

- Mmm, till about four in the morning.

- Oh man, all right.

Man, so are you sure you're Latin?

I mean aren't you guys supposed to be all hot, get into--

- You guys?

- Yeah, you guys.

You know like Ricky Martin and Antonio Banderas.

All you hot Latin lover guys who make it impossible

for a geek like me to ever score.

- You know what?

You watch way too much TV.

So, now tell me what's happening here today?

- You haven't heard?

- Heard what?

- Some Border Patrol Agent shot a kid last night

on the Arizona side of the border.

- Mexican?

- No, Norwegian.

What do you think?

- Is he an illegal?

- Well, that's what all the fuss is about.

He was legal.

- Was?

- The kid was dead before he ever hit the ground.

I mean, from what I heard, the bullet left a hole

the size of my fist in the kid's back.

- He was shot in the back?

Why was he shot in the back?

- That's the $20,000 question.

Why don't you ask him?

- What do you mean?

- Hancock's been waiting to see you.

- He wants to see me?

- Looks like this office is gonna represent the agent,

I mean for now anyways.

And, well, you got the short straw, partner.

(groaning)

- No, no, no comment, no comment.

Listen, no comment.

- I'm sorry I'm late.

I was here all night.

I slept right through my--

- Just come in.

Shut the door.

Guess you heard what's going on.

- Um, some yes, most of it, I think.

- I'm giving the case to you.

- Oh come on.

Why me?

I mean, isn't Friedman or Smith better suited?

I mean they have more experience.

- It's yours Martinez.

- So, not because I'm best for the job.

- Like it or not, believe it or not,

you're the best person this department has for this case.

And, the reason you're the best person for this job

is not because you're one of my best defense attorneys,

it's because you're Mexican.

Oh come on, don't give me that.

You know how this game is played.

The facts and the law only take you so far.

After that, it's just a matter of perception.

Who does the jury like?

Who are they sympathetic towards?

And, you, a legally immigrated Mexican,

living the American Dream, supporting one of our agents

dedicated to protecting the borders,

well that just evens the playing field just a bit,

especially when the prosecution starts throwing in words

like innocent child, unsuspecting boy, loving son,

in every other sentence.

- He was shot in the back, sir.

- Oh, I see you caught the press's soundbite.

I guess you missed the one where they said the juvenile

had the rancher's son on the ground swinging a big stick

menacingly over the innocent child's head?

Semantics, Martinez, semantics.

Use it to your benefit.

Don't get caught up.

Here.

Grand jury convenes this Monday.

You got five days to come up with reasonable doubt.

No one wants to see it go beyond that.

- What do you mean no one?

- (sighing) Last year El Paso, a case very similar to this.

In that one the grand jury thought they had enough evidence

to go to trial.

Between the grand jury and the trial, ACLU got involved

on behalf of the family.

Case still hasn't been resolved,

probably won't be this decade.

In the meantime, city and taxpayers have spent

over a million dollars on a case with no winners.

Eduardo,

we're not a wealthy community.

If this case even begins to play out

like the one in El Paso, everybody'll be hurting.

Now listen, there's not money to pay for a trial like that

on either side, so when I say,

no one wants to see this

go past the grand jury, I mean no one.

- Regardless of what went down.

- Listen, you're a defense attorney.

You're gonna defend your client regardless.

Now if you wanna continue to be a defense attorney

in this or any other town, you know how this has to go down.

- Is that all?

- For now.

- Mother deceased two years ago of cancer.

Jesus poor guy.

(knocking)

- Yo campone.

- What?

- Campone, you know champ, what's up?

- It's pronounced (speaking foreign language)

and I'm not one.

- Maybe not yet but you will be.

I mean this case is gonna put you on the map, bro.

It's gonna make you the most wanted defense attorney

this side of the border.

- Oh just this side?

- Come on you know what I mean.

You win this one, your client roster's gonna be set up

for the rest of your career.

I mean, even if you never win another case.

- So, that should make this all right.

- Hits close to home, huh?

- Yeah, just a bit.

- Have you heard from your family?

- About a month ago.

- No news on the visas then?

- My papa, he was denied again.

- Sorry man.

What about your mom and sister?

- Hmm, no they're not gonna leave Mexico without him.

- Well, what are you gonna do?

- There's nothing I can do.

My father's past, I mean he's never gonna get a visa.

- Come on, this is America.

Can never say never, right?

- My father spent time in prison.

He was only stealing food for me and my mom,

but he has a record.

And, the way things are going and the way national security

is these days,

he's never gonna get in.

- I mean just 'cause they won't let him in

doesn't mean he can't get in.

- I can't believe you just said that.

What do you want me to do, huh?

Hire some shady coyote and smuggle them across the border?

So, that some trigger-happy patrolman can cut him down?

I mean what the hell are you talking about?

Jesus.

- I'm just trying to help.

- You know what, don't.

(phone ringing)

Yeah, hello.

- [Jason] Hey, Scalo's confirmed.

He'll be here at 11.

- Thanks.

- [Jason] What are all these?

- These I don't know.

- Hmm, looks like the press found out

who's gonna be representing Scalo at the grand jury, huh?

- Yeah, now everyone wants a piece of me.

- Looks like some more than others.

Look at this.

- Nivea Rodriguez, Libertad Ahora,

Nivea Rodriguez, Nivea Rodriguez.

It's like five messages in two hours.

I've never heard of her.

- You're kidding, right?

Nivea Rodriguez?

You're unbelievable.

Remember about like 10 years ago, she was the hottest thing

on the news?

Did all those, you know, undercover reports,

exposes on corruption, stuff like that?

It's kinda like Geraldo Rivera,

but a hell of a lot better looking and not as hairy.

- Now if this was 10 years ago,

how do you know so much about her?

Wouldn't you have been what 12, 13?

- 15 and very horny.

I mean that chick was hot with a capital H.

- You need help.

- Maybe I do but, God, wait till you see her.

You know what I mean.

(chuckling)

- Mr. Scalo, I'm Eduardo Martinez, your defense attorney.

This is a no-smoking building.

- Yeah, says who?

- Says the government.

- All right, look, right now half this state

wants to string me up by the balls 'cause they think

I'm some kind of a racist child killer.

I am a little tense Mr. Martinez.

And, when I'm tense, I smoke.

Now if you have a problem with that,

why don't you just add it to my list of charges?

- I'm your defense attorney not the prosecutor, sir.

I couldn't possibly add it to the list of charges

if I wanted to.

- Well, do you?

I mean, do you want to add to my list of charges?

- You know what I want, is to give you

the best legal representation so that this case

doesn't go any farther than the grand jury.

- You know, somehow by looking at you,

I get the idea that's more what your boss wants

than what you want.

Or isn't that right, senor.

- You know this is a case about you and not me.

Now, I'm a professional and I'd like to be treated as one.

- All right (chuckling).

- Nice suit by the way.

- Hmm thank you.

- Even for someone on your salary.

- Well, looks like we all can't make the big bucks

now can we?

- Yeah, and just how do you make the big bucks?

- Oh I do odd jobs here and there.

Think of it as my own personal retirement fund.

- What kind of odd jobs?

- Now I don't see where that's any of your business.

- I'm your lawyer.

I think it is my business, Mr. Scalo.

- Oh well then in that case, 9:30.

- 9:30.

- Yeah, 9:30 was when I took my last shit (chuckling).

Hey you wanted to know everything.

- I would appreciate if you took this seriously.

- Look, let's cut the crap.

You and I both know that you don't want this case

any more than I want someone like you to have it.

- I don't know where you're getting your presumptions.

- Bullshit!

- My union doesn't want to pay the big bucks

on some bigshot attorney in case this turns

into a big long trial.

The only reason you got this case

is 'cause of where you're from.

So, let's just cut with the fake niceties

and get on with it, shall we?

- For the record, Mr. Scalo, I was assigned to this case,

because of my skills and my experience,

not because of my lineage.

- Oh really.

That's not exactly what I heard.

- If you feel I'm not the right person to defend you,

Mr. Scalo, you have the right, by all means,

to go find yourself legal representation elsewhere.

- You better be good.

- Oh I am.

Now tell me what exactly you were doing

a day and a half ago.

- It was near the end of my patrol.

It was out towards what they call out there Antelope Point.

Looked like two people struggling,

one of which had a club.

Now, I shouted but I reckon they must not have heard me

because of the distance.

And, that's when the dark-haired one raised up

and raised up a club with him.

And, I thought he was gonna kill

that little blonde-haired kid so I shot him.

- He was using a stick not a club.

- All right, look I didn't now that at the time.

- Well, just be careful with the choice of words you pick.

They might be used against you.

- All right, what do you mean by that?

- Well, if I was a prosecutor, I'd be using the race card

just about now.

- Oh how so?

- Well, how did you distinguish between the brown-haired boy

and the blonde boy?

Is this a case about America versus Mexico,

vigilante justice, all of that?

- Look, Martinez I may be a lot of things,

but one of the things that I am not

is some trigger-happy racist.

If that were true, I wouldn't have done

that little wetback kid in broad daylight.

- So, not guilty then?

- Not in the least.

- That's fine.

If that's what you want, that's what I'll go with.

Oh and Mr. Scalo, when you get on that stand,

try not to refer to the dead child as a wetback.

Yeah, juries tend to frown on such language.

So, as I will prove my client's innocence in this case,

I request that you all respect his privacy

during these very difficult times

and that you route all your questions to my superior,

Mr. F.L. Hancock.

(chattering)

- Wait, I assure you that Mr. Scalo

will make himself available

to you at the proper time.

(chattering)

- Ladies, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen,

I assure you we'll get to all of your questions.

Marie.

(light rhythmic music)

- Oh, oh excuse me.

- That was my intention.

- Oh really?

- Yeah.

- Eduardo Martinez, Public Defender's Office.

- I know.

You are a very hard man to get ahold of.

I've left you several messages.

- And, you're a very persistent woman.

That was about eight messages

in less than two hours I believe.

- Actually it was 10 in three hours, but who's counting?

- Mr. Hancock's the one fielding questions today so...

- Perhaps, but you are the only man I want to speak with.

- Flattery will get you nowhere.

- Flattery?

Don't you think you should hear my questions first?

- I'm an American citizen Miss Rodriguez defending

a law enforcement agent fulfilling his duty

of protecting the borders of this country.

- Well, you may be an American now but you were

a Mejican first, or have you forgotten how

it's like to live in crime, cells, and poverty?

Day in and day out while the nervous to the north complain

about the price of a cup of coffee

or the injustice of not being able to smoke in a bar?

- So, what?

I mean, what, my client is guilty

because he lives in a country that allows it's people

opportunities and amenities?

This case is not about the iniquities of the peoples

of the border, Miss Rodriguez.

This is a tragic event that ended the life of one person

and is altering the destiny of another.

Now, if you wanna turn this politics,

you know what, I have nothing left to say.

- Mr. Martinez (recorder clicking).

I'm an American too and I agree with you.

- Oh you do?

- Yeah, but unfortunately it takes something like this

to focus attention on the politics of the situation.

I am fair with my reporting, ask anyone.

But, I will use this case to focus attention

where it is needed.

The lives of an entire people demand it.

- You have a good day.

- Yeah, I will.

(screaming)

(crying)

(knocking)

- Jesus, where have you been, bro?

Hancock's about ready to string you up by the balls.

- What are you talking about?

I just got here.

- He's been trying to reach you for over an hour.

He wants to discuss the strategy for Scalo with you.

- Well my phone didn't...

Fuck, I lost it again.

- - [Jason] You're gonna lose your ass too

if you don't get in there.

- And, just where the fuck have you been?

- I apologize, I misplaced my--

- Does this look like a face that cares?

You need to tell me what you said

to Scalo yesterday afternoon.

- I said nothing.

It was just a preliminary.

- Preliminary, my ass.

If that was the case, I wouldn't have been on the phone

for 45 minutes this morning with his union rep

bitching about you about how you're a reverse racist

and his client needs unbiased representation.

- It was nothing like that.

- Oh really?

I don't know what it was like, but let me tell you

how it's gonna be.

You're gonna play nice with Scalo,

you're gonna give him the best defense

you ever gave anyone, and you're gonna get his ass off.

- What if he's guilty?

I mean the truth has to come out.

- The truth?

Senor Martinez, the truth is our borders

are fucked up to the point that this case

has no chance in hell of fixing that.

Now, the only chance that we've got is that it'll go away

and hopefully, we pray, nobody else will die

before it does.

You got that?

- Yeah, I got that.

- Good, then get your ass outta here, we're done.

- I spoke to Eduardo, he's coming.

He'll be out in a second. - Thank you, thanks.

- Is everything all right?

- That's Nivea.

- Yeah, I know.

- Something has happened.

- Hey, hey, hey, that's my phone.

- Yes, but you have to listen to this.

- Jesus Christ.

- [Nivea] They mean a lot to you.

- They mean everything to me.

What if, I mean, do you know how dangerous it is

what they're doing?

There's something you're not telling me.

- Yeah, the journey will be dangerous.

But, have faith, have faith that you will be together again.

- I think I gotta go find my family.

- Wait.

Find them where?

Out of the thousands of miles of desert?

Where will you go to find them?

How will you find a needle when there is no haystack?

- Undercover Nivea.

Yeah.

- What?

- Yeah, Undercover Nivea.

You've got contacts.

You know people.

I mean you can help me find my family.

- No.

I'm sorry.

I can't.

- Wait, the lives of an entire people remember?

They demand it.

- You don't have any idea what you are asking of me.

- [Eduardo] Oh please, I'll pay you.

I mean, I'll give you the exclusive on Scalo.

Whatever you want, just help me find my family, please.

(light guitar music)

- This will be our biggest story ever.

- See you.

- See ya.

It affects everyone.

You know what?

The people of your country need to know what's going on.

- My country?

- Yeah.

- This is your country too.

- Well, you know what I mean.

We need to educate the people that most Mejicanos

are good people, just wanting to survive,

to provide a good, safe life for their children.

- I don't like it.

- [Nivea] Why?

- It's too dangerous.

- That's exactly why I have to do this.

Okay, look, the coyotes,

they start in the small villages,

picking up desperate souls in old buses and trucks

where they are hidden beneath rotten vegetables

and dirty tires.

They are told not to worry, everything is gonna be okay.

For hours they hide as the car makes it's way

through the desert.

And, there is no air.

The heat is stifling.

Maybe at that point, they could--

- (speaking foreign language) Nivea.

You don't even have to go undercover.

You've already half the story written.

Stop it.

- Robert.

- Okay, okay, you can do the story but I'm coming with you.

No arguments.

And, I'm not about to let the love of my life

go by herself.

(giggling)

- You are so cute when you get like this.

I've done my homework.

- Mmm hmm.

- What could go wrong?

- Oh no.

- Don't gimme that look.

I'm not that old.

- No, you're as beautiful as ever.

It's just,

I never thought...

Hey, hey it's been five years.

- Yeah.

- Come on.

(giggling)

Gimme a hug.

Come on, have a seat.

- Thank you, thanks.

Thank you.

- [Ruiz] So, how have you been?

- And, what about you?

Did you and Victoria finally tie the knot?

- About three years ago, yes.

- Oh, any children?

- Two girls.

Once they hit puberty, I'm a dead man.

(laughing)

- Yeah you can tell.

- What's up?

- I need a favor.

- For you, anything.

- I need information.

- What kind of information?

- A current list of the active coyotes near the border.

- What are you up to Nivea?

I thought you left that life behind.

After what happened to you and Roberto--

- Nothing happened to me.

- Ah no?

- I'm the one who made it out, remember?

- Oh yeah, I remember.

I remember you weren't breathing when we found you.

What are you involved in, Nivea?

What do you want with the coyotes again?

- (sighing) It's a friend.

He needs my help.

(laughing)

What?

- Finally.

Back amongst the living eh?

(laughing)

- No.

No, it's not like that.

- Oh no?

I don't care what it's like.

It's getting you involved again.

(laughing)

Making you blush.

Even just a beat, it's gotta be a good thing.

(Nivea sighing)

Just promise me one thing.

- What?

- Be careful.

- I'm a big girl now, Ruiz.

- [Ruiz] Yeah.

- I can take care of myself.

- Okay.

(chuckling)

Are you looking for any coyote in particular?

- One serving the villages around Tacambaro.

- Who are they picking up?

- A family, the name is Martinez and papa Rogelio.

- When are they scheduled to leave?

- They fled last night.

- Ha, (laughing).

Of course, making it easy on me as usual, eh?

Come here.

Hey, it's really nice to see you again, Nivea.

- Thank you.

I have to go.

Give me a call.

- Of course I will.

(chuckling)

- Hey I thought we discussed this.

There's no smoking in the building.

(clattering)

- You always in such a pissy mood?

Oh let me guess.

Uh personal problems?

Can't find yourself a lady?

Nice little piece of ass to stay at home

and cook you burritos.

Yeah you gotta be getting sick of eating Taco Bell.

- Oh yeah, that's right.

It's kinda like the same way

you have a hard time finding anything

to fuck in the desert.

How is goat pussy these days?

(laughing)

- That's a good one.

That's a good one.

See, I knew you had a little fire in you.

All right, look, we both may hate it,

but we're on the same team now.

- (laughing) We're a team now?

- Yeah.

Well you help me out of this and well who knows,

some day I might be able to do something for you.

- I doubt it.

- Now see there you go, being negative again.

I mean, never say never.

I mean, I know a lot of people in a lot of different places.

People who might be able to say

help out a family member.

Maybe help out a family member in another country.

Oh come on, Eduardo.

You didn't think I was about to put my life

in your hands without checking up a bit

on you first, did you?

It's a shame about your papa.

Imprisoned for stealing food.

And, now he can't make it into this country.

Well, not legally anyway.

- What are you getting at?

- Regardless of what you may think of me,

I didn't do what I'm accused of.

And, the only way out of this fucked up mess for me

is if my attorney is focused on my case.

How old is that sister of yours now?

16?

Boy I bet the men would like wrangling her around a bit.

- Are you threatening my family?

- Just the opposite.

You realize, of course, that some of these coyotes

get pretty mean, dangerous even.

And, they're not exactly known for their success rate

when it comes to actually delivering their cargo.

Some of 'em just much rather take the money and run.

Well not all of them, of course.

That is unless you happen to know which coyote

has got your family.

I think now would be a pretty good time

for that cigarette, don't you?

- Christ.

- Suit yourself.

Oh Eduardo, Eduardo, Eduardo, (speaking foreign language).

You see me and my boys know every inch of that border.

And, anything that tries to cross it, coyote or otherwise,

we know about it.

- So?

- So, and the best thing about this deal is

there's only one little catch.

- What would that be?

- A get out of jail free card.

You make this case go away

and I will make sure

that you see your family alive.

- Oh my God.

That's extortion and you know it.

- Hardly.

Look, I don't know which coyote has them,

but I will find out.

You see I've got an informant in San Luis.

He gives me reliable information of any large smuggling

of wetbacks or drugs or anything

that might make me and my boys look good

once we catch 'em at the border.

He has ways that I don't know about

that make things work in my favor.

So, pretty much my hands are well, clean.

- So, how can I guarantee you'll get off?

I mean your case is--

- Oh no, no, no, no I don't want guarantees.

I want results.

I mean come on, Eduardo, you're a resourceful fella.

Like I said,

make this go away and you will get to see your family again.

(keyboard clacking)

- Nivea?

- Yeah?

- This is for you.

- Thank you, Michael.

- Thanks.

- You look beat, man.

- I feel beat.

- How's the case going?

- It's not so good.

- Hey, what happened?

- Scalo.

- More insults, huh?

- No I wish it were that easy.

He says he can find my family.

- What? - Yeah.

- Really?

Isn't that a good thing?

- Oh, he says he can find my family

but if things don't go his way,

he will lose them for me.

- Oh shit.

- Yeah, so, that's why I don't feel so good.

- Are you gonna tell the reporter about this?

- Mmm mmm I don't know yet.

- Good luck, man.

- Hey, thanks okay?

(chattering)

(clattering)

(lively guitar music)

- [Nivea] Why don't you try returning a phone call?

- What?

- Why don't you try returning a phone call?

I've been looking for you all day.

I got some info from my contact at Border Patrol.

- And?

- It seems like Scalo's been doing some research of his own.

My guy got a request from Scalo's office

to pay close attention to any immigrants originating

out of Tacambaro.

Slightly coincidental wouldn't you agree?

- Well I was gonna say something.

- Bullshit.

- I was gonna tell you about Scalo--

- When?

- He knows about my family and he told me

that if he doesn't walk, he's gonna find them.

- You should have told me.

- Well, I didn't see how your knowing would help.

- Are you kidding me?

I'm a reporter.

I digest information that can help us in any way.

- Did you say help us?

- Yeah.

(Eduardo sighing)

- I'm sorry about yesterday.

I'm only trying to do my job and help my family, okay?

I'm sorry I don't exactly know how to do that.

- Slow down, Martinez, slow down.

I'm the only person here who's helping you out.

I dare you to try to figure this out on your own.

- You just don't know what I'm going through.

- Ah no?

How did you think I know so much of coyote smuggling?

Research for Arizona Republic?

I've seen what these people go through.

I watched my fiance die because some son of a bitch

smuggler didn't know which direction was east.

Do you know how it feels to watch a Border Patrol Agent

shove your family's body into a bag,

like he's garbage and throw it in a truck?

Do you know how that feels?

I was lucky, I made it.

But, I know it was just luck.

And, I don't want to find out how lucky

your family is.

- Well, what about your friend, that guy at Border Patrol?

- He saved my life.

- I swear I didn't know.

- I'm a survivor as well.

(engine turning over)

- Eh.

(sighing)

(phone ringing)

(speaking foreign language)

- Nivea, it's Ruiz.

I've got some news for you.

- What is it?

- There's a vegetable truck found last night.

Looks like it was used to carry illegals.

- Where from?

- I'm not sure but primarily Central Mexico.

I thought you might be interested.

- Could they be from Tacambaro?

- I'm not sure, I can't say for sure,

but it's a good possibility.

- Oh my God.

It's a long way to the border on foot.

- Yeah, yeah it is.

- I'm coming down there.

- I figured you'd say that.

(knocking)

- I'm coming.

(knocking)

Hold on.

- I just got a call from Border Patrol.

- What happened?

- There was a vegetable truck found

near Tacambaro last night.

- A vegetable truck?

- Yeah, it was used to conceal people inside.

- Were they?

- No they weren't.

But, he said that they could be trying

to walk across themselves.

- Oh my God, come on, we gotta go.

- No wait.

You can't go anywhere, Eduardo.

You have to meet with Scalo.

- Fuck Scalo, this is a lot more important.

- You can't.

We may need his help.

Like it or not I'll go down.

- Well, I'm not gonna let you go search

for my family while I sit here and sit on my hands.

- We have to be smart.

It makes more sense for me if I got down and find them.

I'll call you as soon as I know anything.

Then if you need to come, you can.

- Fine.

Listen, this is all I've got on my family.

It's not much but you can see them here.

Now, Rosita I'm sure she's grown up

but you can always tell it's her

because she always cracks her knuckles

when she's nervous.

- Okay.

Everything is gonna be fine.

If they are there, I will find them.

You worry about Scalo.

- Hey, you've got your phone, right?

- Yeah.

- So, you call me.

- I will.

And, Nivea, thank you really.

She let me kiss her.

(gun firing)

- Sign here.

That should be sufficient.

- So, where in the hell is Martinez?

- He'll be here in just a minute.

- Sorry I'm late.

- Speak of the devil.

- Uh huh.

You know he's not normally late.

- Oh don't worry about it, Mr. Hancock.

Mr. Martinez and I are getting along just fine.

Isn't that right, Mr. Martinez?

- Oh yeah, buddies.

- You see, buddies.

Mr. Hancock, if you'll excuse us,

I'd like a word with my attorney privately.

- Absolutely.

You have a good day Mr. Scalo.

- What a kiss ass.

- Well, you're pretty high on his list of priorities.

- Oh mine too only you don't see me

giving out fruit baskets to potential jurors.

So, think about my offer?

- Oh yeah.

- [Rick] And?

- I've decided to accept.

- Smart man.

Yeah, Scalo.

It's a go.

By the way any luck on finding that Paco asshole,

the one that gets away from us?

- Oh don't worry, you'll get your money.

All right, you let me know.

Thanks amigo.

I'll let you know when he finds 'em.

And, once you get this case cleared up,

you'll get to see 'em.

- Wait, that's not the deal.

You're supposed to get 'em to me first.

- Oh right.

But, then what kind of assurance would I have?

I'm not that stupid, Martinez.

Oh don't worry, they'll be just fine

as long as you do your job.

You might wanna get busy.

You got a whole lot of work ahead of you.

(laughing)

A whole lotta work ahead of you.

- Piece of shit.

(snoring) (crickets chirping)

- So, anything new since we last talked?

- No, we haven't found anyone else

associated with that truck

and we probably won't,

alive anyways.

- Can you give me some places to check out?

- Nivea,

don't take this the wrong way

but I'm not so sure you should be doing this.

I know you wanna help your friend,

but we both know it's more than that to you.

I don't wanna see you blame yourself

if things don't turn out the way you hope.

(sighing)

- Well, as I told you,

I can take care of myself.

- Who is this guy anyways?

I mean, he must be something

to be getting you here doing this.

- Well, it's not about him.

- Not even a little?

- Not even a little.

I just understand what he's feeling and that's it.

- And, what are you feeling?

- No, I'm not looking for romance.

I'm looking for some places

that I might find his family.

- So, can you help me?

- I'm giving you a hard time.

Here.

It's not that extensive but it's all I have.

- No, this is a good start.

Well, I better get going.

I'll call you soon.

- You better.

Nivea.

- Yeah.

- Seriously, be careful.

- Why hello.

Have a seat.

- I just got a list of those testifying

for the prosecution.

Do you know a guy by the name of Carl Taylor?

- Yeah, why?

- Well he's claiming to have heard you confess

to the killing.

- (chuckling) Who the fuck does Carl Taylor think he is?

- How well do you know this guy?

- Why hell, I've known him for years.

We went through training together.

- When was the last time you spoke with him?

- Oh shit, I don't know.

We run into each other all the time.

- It's very important that I know exactly

when you spoke to him last.

- I wanna say it is about a month, month and a half ago,

me and some of the guys went out for a drink

after work to catch the game.

And he was here, he was there.

- Did you discuss your case with him?

- Yeah, some of the guys were giving me a ribbing about it.

I just laughed the whole thing off.

- So, you were laughing about it?

- Hell yeah, I was laughing about it.

This whole goddam thing is a joke anyway.

I was just doing my job.

- Your job is not to shoot innocent children.

- My job is to stop border jumpers

from taking over my home.

What the fuck was I supposed to do, Martinez?

Stand there with my hand on my balls,

wave 'em on, go on kill the little kid?

No, I told 'em to stop and he didn't listen.

I saw him waving something.

I made a decision.

You know your job is to protect the borders of this country,

not to kill a little boy.

I don't see how that fits into that description.

- Well tomato, tomato,

I guess we just see things different.

- So, while you're laughing it up with your buddies,

is this Taylor guy, is he listening?

- I don't know, probably.

- Well he claims to have heard you confess.

- Well, he's a fucking liar.

- And, he's willing to testify.

- Well what are you prepared to do about it, Martinez?

You know, I mean the stakes are getting pretty high

and for both of us.

- I'm gonna call for a Huntley Hearing.

- What?

- It's a pretrial hearing.

I mean was gotta suppress this confession

so it doesn't make it to the trial.

- Oh that's good that's good.

- Well you got two days before the trial.

So, try and keep your bragging to a minimum until then.

(phone ringing)

- Oh shit.

Yeah, it's Scalo.

- [Man] I found 'em.

- Aw that's good, that's good.

- [Man] I'll cross the border tomorrow morning

and I'll have 'em in Yuma for you then.

- Ah ha, that's great news.

Good job, amigo.

Look I'll send my boys around to pick 'em up.

- All right.

- Yeah, (speaking foreign language) to you too asshole.

(crickets chirping)

(groaning)

(laughing)

((laughing)

- [Customs Agent] Where you headed?

- I got a shipment of steaks to drop off.

- [Customs Agent] Frozen steaks?

- And, I gotta get there in a hurry.

- [Customs Agent] Open up the back please.

- Could you open up the box please?

- Eh, you want one?

- [Customs Agent] No, no, I'm okay.

- I'm okay.

Go ahead close it up.

- Anything else?

- Do you have your papers?

- I know, I know, my mom told me I look better

in other pictures.

- Go ahead, here you go, you're all set.

Go ahead.

Go ahead, let him through.

(engine revving)

(Mexican music)

- Welcome to the United States.

- Why good morning, Mr. Martinez.

- Mr. Scalo.

- All rise.

This court is now in session.

The Honorable Judge Luis Camacho presiding.

- Good morning.

What do we have this morning?

- Calling criminal case, S45348,

United States versus Rick Scalo.

- Okay.

Please state your appearance for the records.

- Jonathan Briggs, Your Honor.

- Thank you.

- Eduardo Martinez, Your Honor.

- Thank you.

I understand this suppression hearing is in reference

to the alleged confession made by Mr. Scalo.

- That is correct, Your Honor.

The defense contends that this supposed confession

is a fabrication of Mr. Taylor's,

therefore, inadmissible as evidence in the court.

- Fabrication?

- Yes sir.

- You mean to show that there's no confession.

- Precisely, Your Honor.

- I would like to call Mr. Richard Scalo to the stand.

(rock music)

Just for clarification Mr. Scalo,

you did shoot the boy.

- Well not like that.

I was on my patrol and I saw the boy.

I was still a distance off.

And I could still make out something in his hands.

I thought it was a gun.

And I yelled for him to drop it.

But, he refused and raised it at me.

I fired in self-defense.

- So, you were under the impression

that your life was in danger.

- That is right.

- And, as a Border Patrol Agent you do have the right

to shoot at will if you think your life is threatened.

- That is right.

- On the evening that Mr. Taylor claims to have heard you

make this confession, were there other people there?

- Well it was me and Taylor and three other agents.

- And, are these people here today?

- Yes sir, they are.

- Would you please point them out to the Court?

- Let the record show, Your Honor, that these three men

who were in the presence of Mr. Taylor and Mr. Scalo

would not be witnesses to Mr. Taylor's claim.

- Was there ever a time

when they left the two of you alone, Mr. Scalo?

- Well yeah, one of them might have gotten up

to get a drink or to go to the bathroom.

But, there was always at least one still at the table.

- Okay, that leads me to my next point.

How long were you at the pool hall?

- Oh I'd have to say about three and a half hours.

- And, during that time how much alcohol

would you say you consumed, collectively?

- (chuckling) Oh we had to put down at least eight pitchers.

- Of beer.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Was there anyone not drinking that night?

- No, no, we were all pretty well tossed.

- Including Mr. Taylor.

- Yeah, including Mr. Taylor.

- So, let me get this straight.

You, Mr. Taylor, and three men go out for beers.

You all get drunk.

Now suddenly Mr. Taylor surfaces with a claim

that you confessed to having killed

Jaime Chavez intentionally.

Now, you deny that claim, there were no other witnesses,

and you were all inebriated.

- Your Honor, it's hearsay that Mr. Taylor

was drunk that night.

- Well, I have three sworn statements here, Your Honor

indicating that these men were drinking that night.

- Bring 'em here please.

You may continue, Mr. Martinez.

- Mr. Scalo, did you confess

to intentionally killing Jaime Chavez?

- No I did not.

- I have no further questions, Your Honor.

(gentle Mexican guitar music)

(doors clattering)

(sighing)

(door clattering)

- [Jonathan] Mr. Scalo, you don't deny

that you shot Jaime Chavez that day, do you?

- No.

- [Jonathan] And, you don't deny

that you went out with Mr. Taylor

that evening, is that correct?

- [Rick] That is correct.

- Isn't it true that you made derogatory remarks

about the victim in question?

- I don't think so.

- You don't think so.

Didn't you say something along the lines of

"Stupid illegal got what he deserved"?

- I don't believe so.

- You don't believe so, hmm.

Well how 'bout, "One less kid to take jobs

"away from my family"?

How does that strike you?

- Yeah, I don't recall saying anything like that.

- You don't recall, oh that's right.

Those remarks were made in the Border Patrol office

the day after the shooting, isn't that correct, Mr. Scalo?

- No.

- Yes it is correct, Mr. Scalo.

I have witnesses who overheard you in the break room.

Witnesses who claim that you make remarks of that type

frequently around work.

You have quite a reputation around Border Patrol, Mr. Scalo.

- All right, look, I believe what I believe.

- But, you don't believe that you confessed

to maliciously shooting Jaime Chavez, do you?

- That's right.

- A person's strength in belief is a fine line, Mr. Scalo.

It can either make you a saint or it can make you a psycho.

Interesting, isn't it?

- Objection, Your Honor.

- No further questions, Your Honor.

(chattering)

(knocking)

- [Woman] Who is it?

- A friend.

- What?

- I'm looking for some people.

- I don't know anything.

- I'm not a cop.

I'm looking for a friend's family.

- Yeah right.

- Yeah a family from Tacambaro.

They tried to cross the border last night.

Do you know about 'em?

- How do you know about this place?

- I got the address from a friend.

- Who?

- I can't tell you that.

- Well, then I don't know anything.

- No, wait.

Please.

- Okay.

- Listen lady, you better be for real

or else (speaking foreign language)

gonna kick my ass for letting you in.

- I swear I just need to see if they are here.

- Well, my cousin dropped off some people

not too long ago.

He said they were walking and he picked them up.

- When?

Last night?

He picked them up.

- Mr. Taylor, would you consider Mr. Scalo your friend?

- More like an acquaintance.

- Just acquaintances?

- Yeah.

- Didn't you used to play

on the same bowling league together?

- We did.

- And, last year, didn't you take a large trip,

some fishing outing together?

- Yes.

- You seem to get along pretty well with your acquaintances.

I usually call those friends.

- Well we've known each other for 15 years now

and we share the same group of friends

but we're not close.

- [Eduardo] I see.

- I felt it was my responsibility to report

any sort of foul play to the proper authorities,

acquaintance or not.

- Very, very good, let's start there.

As a Border Patrol Agent, you felt it was

your obligation to report the confession.

Didn't you feel it was your obligation

to read Mr. Scalo his Miranda Rights?

- No.

- Well you were acting as an officer.

Aren't you required to notify Mr. Scalo

of his rights?

- He's an agent himself.

He knows his rights.

- Oh absolutely, but he wasn't aware

that he was being prosecuted, now was he?

- No, not yet, no.

- Senor Martinez?

Rogelio?

(fingers popping)

Rosita?

Senora Gabriela?

- Okay, they're coming with me.

- No way.

Kiki said to keep them here.

- Okay, now you listen lady.

- But, Kiki said--

- Trust me, he'd agree with me if he knew.

Who's that?

(Mexican guitar music)

- Nobody's supposed to be coming.

- Is there a back door?

Is there?

- [Woman] Hurry, just get out here.

Just hide.

Leave, leave, just leave.

- [Nivea] Thank you.

- Let's pretend that this confession took place.

Not only was Mr. Scalo not read his rights

which impedes on his 5th Amendment privilege

to self-incrimination,

but he was also under the influence of alcohol.

Now that's reason enough to suppress this confession.

On top of that, Mr. Taylor, the only witness

to the confession was you and you, sir,

were under the influence of alcohol as well.

- Look, he said he shot the kid, all right?

The guy hates anyone who isn't like him.

And, he went too far.

That kid didn't have to die.

(Mexican guitar music)

- Where the hell are they?

- [Woman] Who are you guys?

- Don't you worry about that.

- [Woman] Well, how did you get in?

- Kiki gave me the keys right here.

- [Woman] Well, what do you want?

- What do I want?

I'm looking for someone.

- [Woman] Well there's no one here

so you need to get out.

- Okay, we'll find out.

Go check the back.

(speaking foreign language)

Fuck.

- Hell, man I didn't see nobody out front.

- Let's go check out back, come on.

Hey Jake, you see anything out there?

- Nothing out here boss.

- God damn it.

- Are you sure, Jake?

- Positive.

- Come on then, let's get the hell out of here.

- Title 8 section 1357,

powers of immigration officers and employees.

"A, powers without warrant.

"An officer or employee of the service

"authorized under regulations prescribed

"by the Attorney General, shall have the power

"within warrant within a reasonable distance,

"25 miles from any external boundary of the United States

"for the purpose of patrolling the border,

"to prevent the illegal entry of aliens

"into the United States."

Now Your Honor, my client was well within those boundaries.

As with any law enforcement, agents are allowed

to use necessary force to protect themselves.

Now, regardless of any comments Mr. Scalo might have made

in the past, it's really his word against Mr. Taylor's.

And Your Honor, the circumstances regarding

this supposed confession are just inadmissible.

My client was under the impression that the victim

was holding a weapon, albeit of questionable form

but it's not this court's right

to decide just how emotionally threatened

my client was at the time.

(chuckling)

- I'd like to call a sidebar.

- You are so lucky that they didn't find you.

- Si, they're gone, you're safe now.

Yeah, I'll take you to the front.

- Mr. Briggs, it's pretty obvious

that I have to suppress this confession.

- But, Your Honor I implore you to reconsider.

This confession is the basis of the prosecution's case.

- I understand that Mr. Briggs, but there's no way

to ignore the facts.

Both parties under the influence, no witnesses,

and improper procedure, I can't accept

this testimony as evidence against this man.

My hands are tied.

- Without this confession, we have no case.

- I'm sorry.

Mr. Taylor, you may return to your seat.

The circumstances of this situation is no doubt unfortunate.

Ultimately there was a young man shot and killed

and as much as I am not willing to set a precedent

of excusing that act, I am equally against

setting a precedent of prosecuting the very people

who are in place to defend this country.

You made a commitment to your country

to perform your duties as an agent

in the most responsible and civil manner possible.

Your inability to do so in this case was detrimental.

I hereby grant the defense's request

for suppressing evidence.

Mr. Scalo, you're free to go.

(gavel clacking) Court adjourned.

- [Bailiff] All rise.

(laughing)

- You son of a bitch.

- [Eduardo] Excuse me.

- You hotshot lawyer breezing in here

and finding the loophole.

Well, congratulations.

Now Scalo can go out there and keep doing

whatever the hell he wants even if that means

killing innocent kids, you idiot.

- I don't think that you--

- [Carl] That much is obvious.

(laughing)

- Nice work, amigo, nice work.

(sighing)

(phone ringing)

- Please tell me something good.

- I'll tell you three something goods.

- Are you serious?

- Very serious.

- So, they're okay, then.

- Well, they're

hungry and scared but okay.

- Let me talk to them.

- Yeah, okay, wait a minute.

Say hello to your son.

- Thank you.

We'll be there as soon as we can, okay?

- Hey, I just wanna say

that I will never forget this.

- Well, see ya.

(lively guitar music)

(knocking)

(speaking foreign language)

(sighing)

- So.

- So.

- You never told me how the trial went.

- Well, I did what I was hired to do.

And, he walked away.

- Don't think about it like that.

You didn't do anything wrong.

(glasses clinking)

- Now that's a funny thing to hear you say.

Wish I could feel better.

- Well, if it wasn't you, it would have been

someone else representing him.

So, you won.

(chuckling)

I, on the other hand, missed covering

one of the largest cases of my career.

- Oh well, my sincerest apologies

and thank you again.

- No, it's me who should thank you.

I needed to see happy ending.

- Yeah, me too.

(giggling)

What happened?

- They say relationships started

in time of crisis, never last.

It's just too intense.

- Who says?

(sighing)

- (sighing) I do.

- [Man In Van] Mr. Scalo, it's good

to see you again sir. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

hold on, do I know you?

- Uh we've never been introduced properly, sir.

- Well, what the hell do you want?

- I need to talk to you.

- Well, you can call me on the phone then.

- Wait a second.

Stay.

Keep your hands down, keep your hands down.

Over there.

Just move slowly, slowly.

Don't make anything that's gonna make me fucking shoot you.

And, if you do anything stupid, sir.

Turn around, please sir.

- You are fucking with the wrong man.

- Oh, am I?

(punch thudding)

(car door alarm ringing)

(groaning)

- You're gonna rot in hell for this.

- Bet you're dying to know who the fuck I am, right ass?

- I honestly don't give a fuck.

- And, that's the way you felt when you shot

and killed my son (speaking foreign language).

(laughing)

(coughing)

- Look at me (speaking foreign language).

(spitting)

- So, what are you waiting for, Chavez?

(laughing)

Chavez (speaking foreign language).

(gun clicking)

(crying)

(gun clicking)

(gun butt thudding) (Rick groaning)

(shouting foreign language)

Where the hell do you think you're going?

You don't get away from Rick Scalo.

No you don't.

I didn't do nothing wrong.

All I done was my job, you hear.

All I done,

all I done was my job.

(crying)

My job.

(Rick grunting)

(lively guitar music)

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hey guys what's going on today is day 15 of the 90-day vlogs transformation

challenge it is Wednesday May 3rd xxx film I said 13th but it's pretty crazy

right now just literally been laying in bed for a little bit trying to and just

catching up on the good old social media stuff and figuring out where we need to

be with the transformation but I just did my weekly weigh-in and yesterday I

was talking about how I was a hundred and 1.1 kilograms

today I'm actually 101.5 I think it's just a little bit of water way to drink

a lot before I went to bed last night and I also had a meal my dinner about an

hour before I went to bed last night so I'm not exactly sure why but I did gain

about point four of a kilogram which is not unusual but I'm still down about

five pounds three pounds this week three pounds last we're together the

transformation is going very well in my opinion even though the scale doesn't

say that I'm losing as much as I think I'm losing I'm looking at the mirror and

I'm seeing the results firsthand so guys with that said today is going to be a

very very busy day in regard to getting ready for New Zealand and also getting

work done in regard to the travel vlogs I've been meaning to edit for a while

now but yeah guys that's the plan for today I got to go grocery shopping as

soon as possible so I can cook up some meals and I leave for New Zealand in two

days so we got a workout today should be very very interesting also should be

awesome workout hopefully I want to try implementing cardio again today tomorrow

and Friday just because I am leaving on Friday for the New Zealand trip so I

want to make sure that I'm getting enough in before I leave I'm also

curious as to this is just me boy and throwing some stuff out here wondering

it curious I still I was looking to a diets not like a plan diet plan from

owner this guy he sent it over to me and it was

300 grams of carbs in there and I don't know the exact macros but I was just

really questioning the carbs I didn't know if that was normal to have that

many cars whenever you're trying to lose weight cut but you know I'm not I really

don't know a lot about the transformation or I should say that the

I know what the EO weight lost but I'm really not sure as the macros when it

comes to that I am no expert I was just curious if you guys have any any

question or any answers that any comments on that maybe we could throw it

out there as to why when you going through a transformation that you should

implement as many cardio's you can literally those like 300 grams of carbs

and I didn't make sense thing I thought you're supposed to get your carbs down

but hey Karl cycling maybe I don't know maybe maybe I don't know where but I'm

no expert like I said so make sure you comment below like comment subscribe and

internalist post certifications before we even get started and I'll see you

before the workout hey guys what's going on so it's getting ready about that time

to go get a workout in what I was talking to Eric today when I got some

food here but what I what I was realizing is he's saying that I always

do the same thing on my blogs here and that's because these vlogs aren't meant

to be a I guess the show my transformation completely they're not

supposed to show me going to the gym they're not should it's supposed to be

me talking and me saying what's going on in my life and I want to make that clear

because I don't plan on having any of that stuff it's just not who I am I

don't really like going to gym and filming myself I like to go in get a

nice workout and get the hell out of it and that's really the goal for this so

right now though I want to show you what's going on right now I'm doing a

little bit of editing here for the podcast series that you guys may or may

not be aware of I've been working on that I have been also trying to figure

out where coaching tynin so that's that's besides on the other side of

channel that's this is my personal side so yeah I was working on some sneak

peeks of what's coming up here I'm releasing the coaching team mastermind

episode 7 which basically says your Chanel fear shall not persevere and then

a week from today week from May 30th so it's at June

6th at believe I will be releasing episode 8 which is family in background

which kind of gives you guys an overview what's my life is and like where I've

been so yeah guys I'm really excited today is a really easy workouts in my

opinion that's what I said I'm gonna be changing this up when I get

back from New Zealand but just basically an overview of today's workout and I'm

sure you guys might now already probably know my workout schedule because I've

been using this awesome app called body space and you guys can actually I

believe follow me on that app my user name is Lucas P Johnson just as it is

for just as it's spelled in my youtube channel and facebook Instagram all that

stuff so you guys can actually follow me on there and see my workouts firsthand

if you really would like headphones on right now to keep all the sound out as

I'm got this bad boy right here that's oh I can do my podcast you know remotely

not from the US because back home have a better set up just saying that this is

really nice because I can bring it with me it's kind of portable so today you

guys probably do like I said the workout for today is first workout as fire

hydrants four sets last time they were pretty damn hard on my hips so I'm gonna

do as many as I can of those the second workouts lateral band walk which we

weren't able to do but I think I can do sumo squats for those today next we have

one leg cable cable poles which is four sets then we have polite dumbbell squats

three sets and then we have stiff leg it's basically it's stiff leg squats

stiff leg don't mulch it's the stiff leg oh my gosh I can't remember what it's

called I don't know I don't remember it's stiff legs whatever I'll just click

on it it is stiff leg barbell deadlift for like the 20th time I said that is is

like stiff like barbell dumb lifts oh my gosh you can't really say yes what

is deadlift so that's what we're doing today in the workout I'm gonna get that

done here in a little it's about five six o'clock or only six

o'clock right now I usually do these workouts around 9:00 because it gives me

about two hours when I do is I shower up right after I go right to BA get a

protein shake in and I go to bed that way it's just kind of like a you know

it's relaxing so right now I'll probably get a little work done and then I'm

gonna jump on that but I'm excited I guess it's a decent work I know I

shouldn't say is easy because it is a hell of a workout I can barely walk

after Milan I need my leg days but a little upset on

the fact that I'm not hitting my transformation weight goals yet but I'm

sure it's only day 15 so I'm sure that it'll get there shortly eventually and

should say eventually I'm not trying to do everything in short haul it's not a

marathon it's not a sprint it's a marathon so it's gonna take a while and

I hope that the results stay because I really want to stick with this

transformation I love it and it's really powerful for me guys today I had fish

and chips with my with Eric it's like one of his last days here so we want to

celebrate at that started that beard is just grow so I didn't drink that so

basically I'm hitting my macros and my calorie goals for today but I'm not able

to get another meal and today it's because I had that one today it was like

nine calories so I'm going to skip skip that meal and have a protein shake for

my final meal today and that will basically I'm pretty full so I'll

probably be full for the next few hours and then by the time I get done with my

workout I'll have my protein shaken called that so guys I'll see you after

the workout so workout went pretty well I only did a three weight exercises and

just I really just feeling sick today I still got a workout on which is crucial

just because if I said I didn't do workout then I'd be kind of giving in to

temptation so I did get a workout in I did three sets of oh man I can't

remember but I did do a lot of sets I did three sets of one leg cable cable

cross one or the hell are called the fire hydrants I did four sets of those

20 reps each on each leg and then I did and I can't remember those things

you go down and you pick up and whatever those are called I did I did 15 of those

at 60 pounds each three three sets and then I did ten minutes of cardio on the

trip the elliptical but my knees were starting to give out I think it's just

because I've been working out too much anything to give myself a break but well

see how I is tomorrow I don't want to get myself hurt because it's lasting to

undo whenever you're in a transformation once again I'm chewing gum and tomorrow

the goal is to get a haircut and I really don't have anything else to add

to that today I was cut off on my meals my calories macros were hit but I can't

get an actual another meal in because I had the fish and chips a day which was

awesome but I did hit my macros and my goals for today so not not too mad it

was a really nice day really enjoyable and I got a lot of work done just way

too you see there's a lot to come so I said guys and see you tomorrow keep your

eyes up for the coaching Tain's stuff and make sure you're driven Biggs

your loving deeply and smile and always and got those post notifications turned

on so that you're able to stay intact with there's none day vlog

transformation challenge for the rest of the series tomorrow is day 16 Wow

it's fine so get ready please subscribe like and comment I'll see you tomorrow

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Off the Cuff - Justin Trudeau Is Too Hot - The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper - Duration: 6:50.

As you know, I encourage viewers

to call in and leave us voice mails,

but I never have time to listen to them.

Our crew at The Opposition has put some voice mails together

that I have honestly never heard before,

but I promise to answer any questions

and vomit my thoughts straight at you.

I have citizen journalist Tim Baltz joining me

to add his expertise.

I can't wait to tear these people new assholes, Jordan.

Right, Tim. Well...

I think those are mostly fans of the show, so...

Oh, yeah. I mean in a helpful way.

Right. Well, I'm excited to hear what you have to say.

-Chuck, let's fire up the first call. -(beep)

Hi, Jordan. This is Diane from Chesterland.

And I want to know why are all the actors in Hollywood liberal?

I mean, I feel like they're just Democratic pawns.

I get the feeling they're being told what to say,

-where to stand, how to look. -Mm-hmm.

-It's disgusting. -Yeah.

And, I mean, the whole place-- it's a liberal infestation.

Hollywood? Why not Holly coal?

-Huh. Oh, God, that's good. -(chuckling): Oh.

-Wow. -They say conservatives can't do comedy, right?

That was... She made a really, really great point,

though, all right?

And it gets to something that we have talked about on this show.

-Yup. -Is that Hollywood is scripted.

It's almost like they have people writing lines,

and then they read the lines, and then they say the lines.

Here's a funny thing.

There's an area in New York that you can go to.

They call it SoHo. It stands for "north of Houston."

-Okay. -And...

And what I've seen it is, these, uh... these libs

sell what they call "screenplays,"

and they're actual scripts of the words that are being said

in movies, in famous movies.

Almost Famous. Uh, The Godfather.

The Godfather: Part III.

Uh, and if you flip through it, it's the exact words

that these so-called actors, these, uh... these human beings,

these liberal with their own points of view...

It's the same words that they say on screen.

Hold on. Flip through it?

Are you saying that it's on paper

when they could put it on an iPad and not waste paper?

Thank you. Um...

See, this is where they're hypocritical, Jordan.

-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -This is where they're hypocritical.

Yeah, yeah, they want us

to cut up our little six-packs of plastic

so that birds in the ocean don't eat it and die

when birds live in the sky, and fish live in the ocean.

(laughter)

It's-it's so easy to pull this apart.

You pull one string, and the whole ball of spaghetti

becomes unra... unraveled, you know?

-It totally is. -(applause)

Unbelievable. Uh, let's hear our next call.

-(beep) -MAN: Hi, Jordan?

I got a bit of a problem.

I hate Justin Trudeau

and all of his liberal, long-haired ideas.

But I also recognize that he is a handsome man.

-Yeah. -And I'm not sure what to do about that

-Mm. -because... ooh,

I hate him so much, I want to kiss him!

-This is the category I call "Oops, he's hot." -Mm-hmm.

(laughter, applause)

You had, uh...

Obama fit in this category for just a second, right?

-Which has stopped. Yeah. -Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

When Obama was on the campaign trail, I was, "Oops, he's hot."

-Mm-hmm. -And then, the second he put his hand on the bible

and got sworn in, I was like, "Something's not right.

-We need to take him down." -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Well, you see a man shirtless kite-sailing,

and you're gonna have an instinctive response.

My response was, "Oops, he's hot."

Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's a human response.

People can have an "Oops, he's hot" reaction.

That doesn't mean that you're gonna support them.

That doesn't mean that you're gonna vote for them.

That means that you will eventually, uh,

probably go into a side room,

uh, turn off all of the lights,

uh, and try to repress the feelings that you have,

build that into a ball of anger and then

aim that anger at that person

that you cared about, uh, just hours earlier.

It's normal.

Uh, but seriously, shout-out to...

shout-out to you because the first time

I met you, I thought, "Oops, he's hot."

And to be honest, there are times

when Jordan still does things,

and I think, "Oops, he's hot."

So it endures.

(laughter)

(laughter continues)

-Are you gonna...? -Oh, let's get another call, Chuck.

Jordan! This is Grace from Northampton, Mass.

-Love it. -I run a mixed martial arts studio

for women and their dogs, and we have this argument all the time.

Which Founding Father would win in a cage match melee fight?

I love your show. Love you, man. Love Grace.

It's a great question.

I think obviously people are gonna go with Abraham Lincoln.

He's gangly, he's large, he has a top hat, uh...

he knows to at least be on the receiving end of a gun,

-and so, uh... -(laughter, groaning)

No, but your point is fair-- violence begets violence.

Exactly. Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah.

That's why, like, you know, if you punish a kid with violence,

-they're gonna get tougher. Uh-huh. -Yep.

Uh, Andrew Jackson is a clear one.

Andrew Johnson, also, a tough, uh, scrappy guy.

-Yep. -Uh, Martin Van Buren, I like him.

A lot of... he... he is somebody that doesn't get enough credit.

I know... I know pneumonia took that man down.

-Uh... -William Henry Harrison?

-Was that... What'd I say? -You said Martin Van Buren.

-Are you correcting me right now? -I am correcting you.

But I have to do it for the sanctity of this show.

Martin Van Buren was the eighth president,

who came after Andrew Jackson,

-the seventh president. -Why are you doing this right now?

Why are you doing this right now, Tim?

'Cause I have to set the record straight?

Why are you doing this? -'Cause we have to stand atop

a foundation of integrity and truth.

-We also create our own records. -We have to do it.

What we do is we have our records.

And the other two foundations are anger toward the libs

and knowing that the globalists are trying to take us down.

So we have integrity, honesty, anger toward the libs...

But history is written by the winners.

...and the globalist agenda that we hate.

-History is... -Those are our four founding pillars.

-Right? -History is written by the winners.

Just like the four presidents that we have named:

Andrew Jackson, the seventh president,

Martin Van Buren, who counts as two

because he's got a long name, as the eighth president...

-Mm-hmm. -and then William Henry Harrison,

who counts-- well, he probably counts as more than two guys

because he's got an even longer name than Martin Van Buren.

I'm gonna stop talking 'cause I'm leaking secrets

-about the show. -(laughter)

-What the (bleep), man? -What?

-What the (bleep), man? -William Henry Harrison died

after... because...

After 9/11, is that what you were going to say?

There are some people that say...

I know there are.

...that his pneumonia was a way to get him out of office,

-Mm-hmm. -by the Whig Party,

and then they put him on ice, and then...

they were gonna resurrect him at any point

to become the true successor to the American crown...

-I mean, the presidency. -(laughter)

Go to Tim's blog-- he has a lot of this laid out for us.

-Yeah, that's true. -That's all the time we have today.

But if you at home have any questions,

give us a call at...

...and leave a voice mail with your name and where you're from,

and we might use it on the show.

And if you'd rather e-mail, too bad.

-(laughter) -I was... recently hacked,

and now I'm being cyber-bullied by a neighborhood teen.

-(laughter) -So... I had to go off the grid.

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Why Apple Is Having So Many Problems Right Now - Duration: 3:37.

- [Interviewer] Outside the iPhone business,

is Apple ignoring or neglecting

these other important verticals?

HomePod is one,

it was mediocre reviews, lukewarm reviews.

Maybe it shipped late,

they missed their date by a couple months.

Same story with AirPods,

they missed their launch with AirPods.

There's always been things that have,

Apple has struggled with.

Originally, going back to when the iPhone,

just before the iPhone was launched,

Steve Jobs made an announcement

and said that they are going to delay

the release of the upcoming macOS

to focus engineers on getting the iPhone out on time.

That was a big one,

and I think that there always have been cases of these.

It is true that there are more examples,

but when you look at it in the context of the company

and they're still getting the big stuff right.

- Which is iPhone, two thirds of their revenue.

- iPhones, two thirds of the revenue,

I mean that really is where it is.

And you can say that the services

and empowering the whole services business,

they're getting that right too.

- What about on the software side?

So, iOS 11 has been routinely criticized

for having a lot of bugs and stability problems.

There have been, like you said,

a lot of version updates since it came out last fall.

Indication seems to be iOS 12,

when it comes out later this year,

is going to patch up a lot of that.

They're gonna put a lot of features on the back shelf,

or on the back burner, rather,

in order to focus on stability.

Is this a bigger theme moving forward?

Are they taking software bugginess more seriously now?

Is that what we can expect from iOS releases moving forward?

- They've gotten a lot of heat

in the last six to nine months

about the bugs and the magnitude.

And I think that they are starting

to pull back some features based on that,

and trying to work on the stability of it.

The rationale of why there's more bugs

is the phones are doing more today.

If you think just about adding an AR component

to the underlying OS,

iOS the 10,

the iPhone 10 has the same,

runs the same operating system as the other phone.

As you add an element like that,

it creates some complexity that can make

other aspects of it unstable.

There's always been innovation,

so it's not an excuse,

but I think that there is

an accelerating complexity to these phones.

Where the rubber really hits the road is,

do people with all these bugs still wanna upgrade

and keep their phones?

We measure this periodically,

and still seeing above 90,

90 to 93 percent of people,

at least in the U.S. who own iPhones,

say they wanna continue to own it.

I think these are annoyances

but don't really fundamentally change

how people feel about their iPhone.

- They're still gonna get the new one next year

or the year after when they're ready to upgrade,

despite these buggy problems.

There's also this hunger though for,

to wow people with every WWDC.

We need to have some whiz-bang feature in iOS, on macOS.

How do you see them balancing that?

We have to make sure it's stable,

but we also have to show that we're innovating it.

Is one gonna have to take the backseat to the other?

- Yeah, I think that you may see some things

get pulled out of some things like WWDC,

I don't know what that might be,

but there's been examples of Google

and Facebook, more recently,

Facebook was rumored to have had a smart speaker

that they pulled back because of privacy things

and just needed to vet all that out.

I think that these companies are being more measured

in some of the things that they're showing,

so that probably means that our optimism

about new whiz-bang features probably need

to be a little bit more reasonable

going into something like WWDC early next month.

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Reggie Bush: Odell Beckham Jr. is handling the offseason the right way - Duration: 1:01.

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Colony Season 3, Episode 5 : Vincent Remembers Who He Is | Colony on USA Network - Duration: 1:13.

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Why the c-word is still the third rail of profanity | samantha bee - Duration: 8:34.

Why the c-word is still the third rail of profanity | samantha bee

At a time when it often seems the public discourse couldn't be any more coarse, comedian Samantha Bee proved this week some words are still off limits.

Exhibit A: The c-word.

The misogynistic term remains the third rail of profanity. When Bee used it Wednesday night to describe presidential adviser and first daughter Ivanka Trump on her TBS cable show, "Full Frontal With Samantha Bee," she set off a furious reaction.

"The word shocks. It's intended to shock," said Kory Stamper, a lexicographer and author of "Word by Word: The Secret Life of Dictionaries." "Even if you're a person who uses it casually, you use it casually knowing it shocks."

  Bee's comment fanned the smoldering ashes of the culture wars that were ignited this week when Roseanne Barr's TV show was canceled over her racist tweet comparing a former Obama administration aide to an ape. On Thursday, few leapt to rescue Bee from her linguistic cliff. "This is disgusting. How is this acceptable?" Tweeted NBC News anchor Megyn Kelly. The president's spokeswoman, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, denounced Bee's language as "vile and vicious" and said her show is "not fit for broadcast." Even Chelsea Clinton, a former first daughter from the other side of the aisle, spoke out against the language Bee used to describe the current president's daughter. "It's grossly inappropriate and just flat-out wrong to describe or talk about @IvankaTrump or any woman that way," she protested on Twitter. Unlike "bitch," whose power has been defused as it was reclaimed by feminists, the c-word has not been reimagined by American women. Many still recoil from it — even though they've become grudgingly more used to hearing the p-word, since Donald Trump was overheard uttering the hot-mike vulgarity 19 months ago. The c-word has evolved in usage over the years, but it has never been complimentary. Originally slang for female genitalia, the word was put to bawdy use in the 1300s and 1400s, and by the 1600s, it was being used to describe a promiscuous woman, a prostitute, or an object of sexual gratification. By the 1800s, it had settled in as a generally misogynistic term of abuse, said Stamper. "Because its root is in genitalia and then in sex objects and then in women, I think it has just sort of taken on this really intense sense of offensiveness," Stamper said. "I think for women, it's different than being called a bitch because it refers directly to your genitalia. For women, it's offensive because you are nothing but your vagina, basically." The word doesn't pack the same punch in Britain, where it's received as a jocular put-down, often to men, rather than a derogatory slur, she noted. By midafternoon Thursday, the acerbic Bee issued an apology that sounded unusually contrite. "It was inappropriate and inexcusable," Bee wrote on Twitter. "I crossed a line, and I deeply regret it." The TBS Network also posted an apology for the "vile and inappropriate language she used about Ivanka Trump last night." "Those words should not have been aired," the statement said. "It was our mistake, too, and we regret it." But the statement did not quell criticism from conservatives, who sensed a double standard and called for the network to fire Bee or cancel her show, as ABC had canceled Barr's. Many called for boycotts of TBS and its advertisers. Liberals, meanwhile, mocked conservatives for taking offense to the kind of language that they didn't reject when it came from the president. And they tried to draw distinctions between a personal attack against one person and a racist smear. Regardless of whether the cases are moral equivalencies, they are not linguistic ones, Stamper said. Bee's verbal barb was much more direct. "I don't think they're parallel linguistically," she said. "One of them uses a word that is on its face offensive, and the other one uses sort of a racist dog whistle. They're used as sort of a way of calling up an image or a reference." While Trump initially didn't weigh in on Barr's comments — only later complaining that her network had been less protective about comments against him — early Friday morning he called on the comedy host to be fired over the "horrible language." Many have lamented the slide into incivility and coarse language under the Trump administration. But not every word sticks. Stamper noted that "pussy" made its way into news footage after "Access Hollywood" video revealed Trump talking about grabbing women there and women created "pussyhats" to protest the new president the day after his inauguration. But the usage has not become popularized beyond those references, she said. "It burned very brightly during the Women's March," Stamper said. "I'm still not going to say it at the dinner table with my family." Bee often uses profanities in her comedy and used the c-word last year to describe President Wilson during the TBS special she aired as an alternative to the White House Correspondents Dinner, CNN noted. She said it this week while criticizing Ivanka Trump for posting a picture of herself with her son on social media while the administration separates immigrant children from their own parents at the border. Bee said Ivanka Trump's post was "oblivious" and urged her to do something about her father's immigration practices, calling her "feckless." She also insinuated that Ivanka should persuade her father with flirtation, suggesting she "put on something tight and low-cut." It was certainly not the first political usage of the incendiary word, Stamper noted. During the presidential campaign, a tweet from Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller used the word to refer to Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton. He initially claimed his account had been hacked, then blamed a staffer for copying material without proofreading it. He apologized and later was considered by President Trump for the position of agriculture secretary, the San Antonio Express-News reported. The irreverent and profane political HBO series VEEP devoted an entire episode to the word, repeating it ad nauseum as the president tried to root out which of her aides had been overheard calling her the c-word. (Spoiler alert: They all had.) The fictitious president's firing of employees to root out the name-caller created a public controversy known as C**t-gate. No word yet on what the Bee controversy will be called.

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Freya's This is Science - Life Cycle of a Caterpillar Part 1 - Duration: 7:06.

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What is PWM on a 4L60E Automatic Transmission - Duration: 3:22.

hey welcome to mounts of transmission your Kurt's corner we get a lot of

questions and people want to know what is the difference and what is pwm pwm is

primarily referring to pulse width modulation now that's a type of solenoid

that's on certain transmissions that tell the converter what the pulse rate

is to engage lockup okay so it's relatively lined up with

how they operate the transmission and it sends a pulse signal regulating when to

go in and out of lockup we're going to show you on a 4l60e the

units that do and do not have pulse width modulation or PWM if you have an

earlier transmission like this one here this would be like from 1994 to 93 94

maybe you know up till 95 but it's usually 93 94 those will not have PWM so

it won't have an additional selling mode on the valve body because it's not

looking for that signals they didn't come up with that design until 1995

so 93 94 units will be a non PWM and there's some physical characteristics on

the outside of the transmission case that will help you identify whether or

not your unit is PWM or not so you've some of the characteristics

are located over here on the side of the case and if you don't have a neutral

safety switch like this one does not have it it has the mounting studs for it

but the linkage shaft is very short that's using one indication that you

have non PWM there's one of the other characteristics on the case there's two

mounting bosses cast it into the side of the case this case does not have those

castings because they again that was later in a design that came out 96 this

earlier unit doesn't have a neutral safety switch and also the castings are

showing me that it does not have PWM so on the later units so this would be a 96

and off this here will have PWM it will have the PWM and it has a neutral safety

switch says a much longer linkage shaft it goes through the switch

as well as those castings I was describing these castings are designed

in the case and this will hold a shift bracket but this is a if it has these

castings then I would say ninety percent sure that your unit is PWM the other way

to check besides dropping the pan and counting the solenoids is if you look at

the front of the transmission so when verb both of these over to the

front you'll notice around 11 o'clock position on the pump this has no letters

but if you look on this unit here 296 unit and newer in the run that the 10 11

o'clock position there's a casting letters PWM again identifying that as a

unit with the pulse width modulation so the early units 93 94 will not have PWM

95 inure if you're unsure the year of your transmission will have PWM if you

have any further questions feel free to call us here at monster one eight

hundred seven oh eight zero zero eight seven talk to you then

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Hero police officer who fought London Bridge terrorists is back on his feet and hopes to return to w - Duration: 5:25.

A police officer seriously injured fighting off the London Bridge attackers hopes to return to work next month as he revealed he is able to walk by himself again

One year on from the atrocity, which left eight innocent people dead and saw the terror trio killed by police on a busy Saturday night in central London, Wayne Marques thanked the public for their "inspiring" support

The British Transport Police (BTP) officer, 39, told last year how he thought in the moments after being injured that he would die, having been stabbed multiple times, including in the head, leg and hand

In the year since the June 3 attack he said he had made "significant progress" and expressed his eagerness to get back to work in July, but admitted he still has a way to go in his recovery

Pc Marques was hailed a hero after fighting off terrorists Khuram Butt, Rachid Redouane and Youssef Zaghba with just his baton, having been temporarily blinded in one eye as they lunged at him with their knives

The officer, who is still undergoing rehab, said: "I've made significant progress obviously since that night

I'm much more independent, much more able, I'm standing, I'm walking, I'm talking, I'm able to socialise again, see family and friends

" He conceded that his family still have concerns about his return to work but said: "It's a job that I enjoy

It's who I am, to be honest." He had to undergo a series of operations and spent almost three weeks in hospital following the attack, and said at times when he was bedbound it was messages of support from the public, oftentimes complete strangers, that encouraged him

"You go through these stages where you're stuck in a bed and you've got this time to keep thinking about things," he said in a video interview released by BTP

"Then you get these messages from people who have just heard about you. You've never met them and you never will, in most cases

But just genuine, heartfelt, caring messages. It wasn't just written for the sake of writing, people felt the need to send me something or write me something

"It makes a difference. To me anyway. I think that it showed what it meant to a lot of people

" Joking that he had not had to buy a pint since telling his remarkable story last year, he added: "The messages have just been awesome

I can only say thank you very much. It was both needed and appreciated." The long winter posed an unexpected challenge for the officer, he said, reminding him of his limits

"Things like cold weather like that never really affected me before but now obviously since that night, things do affect me but you don't know they affect you until it happens

"So, I'm still learning and I'm still working hard. So I have my plans, I have my intentions but I sort of have to be realistic about it

" Pc Marques, who was born in Birmingham but lives in south London, said he had read as many of the public's messages to him as possible, describing the response as overwhelming

He said: "The public have, they've been inspiring, you can't deny the response the public had towards me and towards the job, to police officers since that tragedy last year

"(It was) inspiring, it was overwhelming, it was encouraging."

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BMW Z4 Roadster 2.5I S / NAVI / AIRCO-ECC / PDC / 18'' LM-VELGEN / STOELVERWARMING - Duration: 1:12.

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Kelvin Beachum: Roethlisberger-Rudolph situation is 'no big deal' - Duration: 1:12.

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✅ Manneken Pis plast melk en is voor één dag Afrikaans - Duration: 2:29.

Manneken Pis draagt vrijdag het tenue van een Afrikaanse veehouder en plast zowaar geen water, maar wel melk

1 juni is Wereldmelkdag en die gelegenheid grijpt de Belgische ngo Dierenartsen Zonder Grenzen aan om samen met het beroemde standbeeldje aandacht te vragen voor het belang van melk in Afrika

De voorbijgangers en toeristen zullen ongetwijfeld even raar opkijken wanneer ze Manneken Pis plots melk in plaats van water zien plassen

Al worden ze meteen gesensibiliseerd tijdens het proeven van een glas eerlijke melk van Fairebel, het merk van de Belgische boerencoöperatieve Faircoop

Liefst 1 miljard Afrikanen leven van de veeteelt en dus is melk een belangrijke bron van inkomsten

In sommige woestijnachtige gebieden is het vaak ook de enige manier om te overleven en dat maakt melk essentieel in de strijd tegen armoede en honger

Aangezien melk een van de weinige eiwitbronnen is in Afrika, leidt een gebrek hieraan vaak tot ondervoeding

Ter vergelijking, een Belgische koe zorgt gemiddeld voor 25 tot 35 liter melk per dag

In Afrika ligt het gemiddelde op twee tot drie liter, maar tijdens het droogseizoen produceert een koe soms vaak geen liter melk

Dierenartsen Zonder Grenzen ondersteunt de melkproductie in Afrika door de gezondheid van de kuddes vee actief op te volgen

De ngo vaccineert dieren, geeft opleidingen aan veeboeren en legt voorraden veevoer aan

Zo kunnen de koeien ook in het droogseizoen twee tot drie liter melk produceren.

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DeRay Davis - Don't Call Mom - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored - Duration: 7:22.

- I'm like, "I don't want to go sell these rocks,"

but I knew a crackhead lady,

and she was like, "Uh, I'll do whatever you want me to do

for it," and I ain't want her to do nothing for me.

I ain't even have no hair.

I was like, "You can't do nothing for me yet."

[dark electronic music]

- Welcome to "This Is Not Happening."

I'm Roy Wood Jr.

We all come from somewhere, from someone,

who nurtures us, protects us,

and teaches us.

- Ah!

[silverware clattering]

- Some are better at it than others.

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[girl giggling]

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- Ow!

[cheers and applause]

He is one of the most hilarious and genuine

brothers in this game.

I'm happy to be his friend.

He is DeRay Davis.

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- Got a lot of brothers and sisters.

About--a lot of us.

My dad just--his dick just didn't stop.

But we all live close to each other.

You know, different moms, dads.

We called them "different dads,"

my mom, my sisters, moms, my mom type shit.

So we were sharing things, shoes and everything.

Everybody shared shit.

If you live in a hand-me-down place,

but--except it wasn't even completely done,

where, like, you shared shit that you needed that day.

So I was-- [laughs]

so I had a track meet, right,

and I was like, "Yo," I was running track,

and my mom used to always make excuses

why I didn't have shoes.

She'd be like, "You run faster in your socks."

Which was true; I was, like, aerodynamic.

I was faster in my socks, but you gotta have on shoes,

because you might get stomped with some cleats,

and we ain't had no insurance type shit, right?

So I was like, yo, so one day I ran with my track shoes

I did real good, but my shoes was all fucked up,

because it's my brother's shoes,

and they was real fucked up.

So this girl came up, she was like, "You did so--

you're so good, killed it."

And I was like--I'm, like, 11 years old,

like, "Yeah, I was fast."

And then this kid is like probably 13, 14

walked up, "He ain't even race nobody!"

And I was like, "It was people running."

He go, "He ain't even race nobody with

them wack-ass shoes."

And I was like, "Damn, I just motherfuckin' won.

These some winter shoes, right?

So, like, yo, I'm determined to get my own shoes.

I said, I need to get my own shoes.

I went to my mom; I was like, "Mom, I need to have--

Ma, Ma, can I have-- Ma"--

'Cause that's how you ask in a black house.

You never get it out. 'Cause your mama cut you off.

"You want some shoes? Go get some goddamn shoes!"

And I was like--you mumble it. "I will."

But you don't know how you're gonna get 'em.

So I said, "Okay, I'ma get some shoes."

So my boy said, "How are we gonna get shoes?"

'Cause I ain't have no job to make money.

I used to babysit my little nieces and them,

my--you know, that's ghetto--

my nieces was like close to the same age as me.

But one of my uncles, I babysit for him,

he wouldn't never pay me in money;

he always paid me in crack. Real simple.

I'm not making it up; he wanted me to hustle.

See, "But I'ma give you three rocks.

Go sell these three rocks." I'm like, "Three rocks?"

He's like, "That's $30, my boy."

Like, "Oh, you might be able to get 20 for 'em

if we sell 'em."

I'm like, "I don't want to go sell these rocks,"

but I knew a crackhead lady,

and she was like, "Uh, I'll do whatever you want me to do

for it," and I ain't want her to do nothing for me.

I ain't even have no hair.

I was like, "You can't do nothing for me yet.

It hasn't reached its full potential."

So my boy said, "Well, what we could do"--

Her name was Esse. He said, "What we could do is,

"we could get Esse; Esse could take us to Kmart.

We can just give her a rock," he said,

"'Cause my cousin is working security,

and he said we could steal whatever we want to steal."

And I said, "Man, I don't want to get caught stealing."

I was like, "Just wait your mama go to sleep.

"You know, she got to work early any way.

Wait your mama go to sleep

'cause we was gonna go steal some stuff."

And I said, oh, man, I don't know.

So it's myself, my boy Rock, and Danny.

So we said, "All right, we gonna go steal."

I said, "Let's just take the bus."

Like, "You got some bus money?"

I was like, "We ain't got no bus money.

Well, Esse got to take us." I said, "Fine."

So we paid her a rock. She like,

"I want all of them at once."

I was like, "No, we gotta wait"

'cause a crackhead will pull off.

So we go into Kmart.

And I was like, "Where the shoe section?"

We tried to act like we was supposed to be in there.

We was like, "Where the shoe section at?

[laughs] We here for some shoes."

So--so Danny cousin was like, "Yo, for real,

"you can--you can go on get you some shit,

but just get some fuckin' shoes."

What he didn't tell us, that we--I get my shoes,

I put 'em on.

The fuckin thing in the middle,

so I'm trying to walk out with the little security thing

in the middle of it, right,

but I got a nice little cool walk.

It look like they not even attached.

He's like, "No," he says--

so then he was like, "No, steal whatever you want."

So my boy Rock like, "Man, we really need some shit."

So he's saying big shit like, "We can leave with

a microwave out the back."

I'm like, "Man, we can't no microwave.

Like, let's just get our shoes and get outta here.

I feel real fast already. Right?

So as we leaving, as we're leaving,

security walks up. He says,

"One of y'all stole a Snicker."

Swear to God. I'm standing still with the shoes on.

He like, "One of y'all stole a Snicker."

So he's like, "No, we didn't. No, we didn't."

Rock like, "No, we didn't! We didn't steal no

fuckin' Snickers!" He's cursing.

Fuck, 12 years old, cursing.

Give a fuck!

He starts saying stuff. "I kill everybody!"

We like, "You can't kill nobody."

So he take us to the back. Now I'm nervous.

I'm like, if they wake up my mom,

it's like, you got two choices:

You going to jail or your parents gotta come get you.

So Danny like, "I'ma say Esse my mama."

I'm like, "You can't get the rock outside

in time to make her come in."

So I'm like, "We stuck in there."

He's like, "No, my mama gonna come get me,

but she gonna mess-- she gonna"--

So he calls, he calls his mom.

His mom comes and get him.

He's getting fucked up in there.

When I tell you, she was beating him--

I was like--beating him to the point where I was like

"Don't call my mama."

So I said, "I'm not gonna call my mama."

So I said, "I'm gonna call my dad,"

but I hadn't talked to my dad in forever.

I mean, I had to call my dad's sister

to get my dad's new girlfriend number

to get my dad's number.

So finally Tony answers, which he wanted me to call him,

'cause he didn't me to call him "dad"

in front of his new girlfriends.

So he was like-- [laughs]

That messed up his "game." All right.

So Tony answered, and Tony was like,

"What? What's wrong?" I said, "Come get me."

I was like, "It's Boots." That's my nigga.

I said, "Boots. Come get me." He's like, "Where you at?"

I was like, "They said we're stealing in the Kmart,

but, Dad, I ain't steal nothing."

I was like, "I wasn't stealing nothing."

He's like, "I don't care."

He said, "Why you ain't tell your mama?"

And I said, "Okay, I'ma tell her to come get me,

but I'ma give her your new number."

He was like, "I'm on my way,"

'cause they ain't want her know that number.

So I said--I'm sitting there, right?

So it's just me--

this is when it's just me and Rock sitting there.

My dad came in in the worst fucking robe ever.

His robe is all raggedy.

He got his curl all dried out.

And he going all, "What you doing stealing anyway?

I work for the city." But I don't know that,

'cause you don't pay child support,

so I don't know you work for the city.

I don't know where you work.

He's saying stuff I don't even know.

"I work for the city, I work these hours."

I'm like, "I ain't know none of this till right now."

So I'm sitting there looking at him,

and my dad--my dad goes, "Let's get out of here."

And he walks over to Rock and says,

"Come on." I said, "Nigga,

I'm your son." He tried--

[laughs]

And Rock tried to get up.

I was like, "No, you wait on your daddy

you don't know," right?

But I ended up leaving.

The cool part is, I had the shoes.

So I walked outta there.

And I cut the wire. That's all right.

There you go. All right. And that's the story.

Thank y'all for listening.

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- DeRay Davis, everybody.

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