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London Customs Agent Couldn't Believe John Krasinski Is Married to Emily Blunt - Duration: 4:05.

-We love having you here, buddy.

You are actually now officially a New Yorker.

-I am! I moved back. [ Cheers and applause ]

Yes! Yes. I love it.

-It's official. -It is official.

-Does it feel good? Do you like being a New Yorker?

-Oh, God, it feels so good.

You walk outside and it just -- the world starts right away.

For your kids, they have breakfast and they go out,

and within a block, they're, like, playing checkers

in the park or something like that.

My kids are 42.

-Oh, wow. Congratulations on that.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Did you ever have a "Welcome to New York" moment

where you go, "Well, that happened"?

-Yeah. Everybody does, right?

I had mine a long time ago actually.

It was probably -- I'm ancient.

It was like 20 years ago.

I was an intern right here at 30 Rock.

-That's right. -Yeah, yeah.

That's all I wanted to say. Thanks so much, everybody!

-There he is, John Krasinski! No, no, no.

-And I was going out to have lunch,

and I was young, and I was ignorant,

so I was wearing a Red Sox jersey.

[ Audience groans, laughter ]

-Ooh, boy. -I still do.

I'm still ignorant. -All right.

-I was wearing a Nomar Garciaparra Jersey.

-Nomar! -Nomar!

-Nomar! Yeah.

-I got out of the glass doors, took a left,

and I was walking along, about to get lunch and just --

Something hit me in the back of the head.

[ Laughter ]

I was like, "Oh, my God." -Oh, no.

-And it was a full cream-cheese bagel.

[ Laughter and applause ]

And I looked over to see who it was.

It was a taxi going like 20 miles an hour.

[ Laughter ]

And I couldn't be mad.

A guy who was like, "Oh. There we go,"

and just, like, the trajectory to hit --

He must've been drafted after that.

-Yeah, seriously, that's good aim right there.

-It was really good.

-How are the girls doing? -Fantastic.

-Yeah? How old are they now?

-You know what it's like to have two girls, two daughters.

-It's the best thing in the world.

-It is the best thing in the world.

It's just tea parties, hair bands -- for me.

It's not them. -No, yeah, exactly.

It's you, and then they catch you.

They go, "Daddy, can we play?"

-Can I get in on that tea party? -Yeah.

Do you do tea parties with the girls?

-I do, yeah. You know how everybody says,

like, "Wow. My kid's really smart."

We've so tried to not do that,

'cause everybody goes, "Every kid's smart."

But I think my oldest daughter is like a Jedi.

And it's like a manipulative, negative Jedi,

because, one day, we were going over colors,

and she goes -- This is early on.

Like, she was 1 1/2 or something, and she goes,

"Daddy, what's your favorite color?"

And I said, "Blue."

And I knew her favorite color was blue, and she went,

"Oh. Your favorite color is purple?"

And I went, "No, my favorite color is blue."

And she went, "Oh, your favorite color's purple.

There's purple." [ Laughter ]

And I was like, "That's so weird."

And after two years now, I'm like,

"My favorite color -- purple."

[ Laughter ]

-It actually worked, though? -It worked!

I totally -- Now she hands me things,

and very sadly, like two weeks ago,

She's like, "Daddy, your favorite color can blue."

And I went, "No, my favorite color is purple."

[ Laughter ]

I was still -- I was still locked in.

She's like, "Good, good!"

-She's making a block levitate around the room.

A teacup pours itself, yeah.

-Yeah, exactly. -And how's your wife,

the beautiful Emily Blunt? -Fantastic.

-We love Emily. -Fantastic.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-That reaction means I married up, and don't I know it.

Don't I know it.

-I wouldn't say you married up, no.

-Oh, no, no, no.

Please, they don't have to tell me.

The customs agent in London did.

[ Laughter ]

I don't know if you know, Emily just shot a movie,

it's a small indie called "Mary Poppins."

[ Laughter, cheers ]

And I went to visit her all the time.

I was shooting something else, but I went almost every weekend,

and it was going great, the customs,

whole experiences, whatever.

-You got to get through customs. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I hit this guy who's about my age,

and he looked like he was ready to get a little surly with me,

and he said, "It says here that you're an actor."

And I said, "Yeah," and he said,

"Would I know you from anything?"

I went, "You know, we redid the UK version on 'The Office.'"

Strike one. [ Laughter ]

He's like, "Oh." -"I hated that version!"

-"Oh, you took what we did perfect."

And then I said, "Yeah."

And he says, "Who you visiting here?"

I said, "My wife," and he says, "Is she an actress?"

I said, "yeah." He said, "Would I know her?"

I went, "I don't know, man. Her name's Emily Blunt."

He goes like this, he goes, "You?"

[ Laughter and applause ]

And I went, "Yeah." And he goes, "You?

You married Emily Blunt?" And I go, "Yeah."

And he goes like this, "Okay, go. Just go."

Like, the stamp was so hard. I was like, "I'm so sorry."

-Not breaking eye contact, like, following you out.

For more infomation >> London Customs Agent Couldn't Believe John Krasinski Is Married to Emily Blunt - Duration: 4:05.

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Why Launching a Website Is Kinda Like Having a Baby (Awkward Marketing, Episode 47) - Duration: 5:42.

(old timey music)

- It's cold outside.

- Hi.

Got everything?

- Yes, hon.

But if you don't stop having these silly cravings

at four in the morning, I will freeze to death.

(audience laughter)

- Is it pistachio?

- Yes it is.

Here's spoon.

- What's that one?

- Hot fudge.

- Pour it right on top.

Ooh.

(audience laughter)

Okay, pour the other one right on top.

- But honey, these are sardines.

- I know - right on top.

(audience laughter and moans of disgust)

(mumbles)

(audience laughter)

- Honey, how possible you can eat that?

- It's wonderful.

Want some?

- Eugh.

(audience laughter)

- That Ricky though, kinda cute.

(light, casual music)

Hey, this is RKA, and this is another episode

of Awkward Marketing.

Because marketing your small business can be awkward,

sometimes awful, I'll help you make it awesome.

(light, casual music)

By the time you watch this episode of Awkward Marketing,

this Lucy will have had her little Ricky.

Or, in our case, my husband Roberto and I

are welcoming little Alice K to the family.

Yep, I can finally use the hashtag mompreneur

and post memes about drinking wine

to get me through a hard day of parenting.

JK.

Well, no, not really, I brought wine with me

to the delivery room.

As I was preparing to have my first child,

I couldn't help thinking about how the process

of planning, building, and launching a website

is kinda like having a baby.

Only a lot less painful.

But, for most of my clients it is an emotional process

that brings with it a lot of soul searching,

a little bit of anxiety, and as with labor and delivery,

when that website is finally born,

that's just the beginning of the adventure, not the end.

So, to celebrate our new arrival and my

new unofficial co-host of Awkward Marketing,

I thought I'd give you a few baby-inspired tips

for launching your next website.

Number one.

Just as expectant moms and dads register for the things

they need in anticipation of their baby shower,

you wanna let your friends, family, fans know

just how they can support you

well in advance of your launch date.

Some entrepreneurs will assemble a launch team

to help them spread the word in the days and weeks

leading up to a launch.

If this sounds expensive, you can pay your launch team

in kind with free access to resources, enrollment

in courses or workshops, one-on-one services,

some people do raffles or giveaways,

or you can even do affiliate kickbacks.

The key is to make it as easy as possible to have your back.

Best case scenario you make a launch kit that has

ready-made graphics, social media shareables,

e-mail scripts, and then spell out exactly

how your supporters can best help you, when, and where.

Number two.

Find a good doctor and a good doula.

The number one piece of advice I've received

in anticipation of having my baby

is to hire a doula in addition to my doctor

to help me before, during, and after the labor.

This advice applies to your website launch too.

If you web designer is like your doctor,

a good VA is like your doula.

They can be your right hand in the days and weeks

leading up to your launch, when all the launch hubbub

is going down, and after your launch,

when you're settling into the daily work

of using and promoting your website.

Number three.

Prep your birth plan.

A website launch, like labor, is no time to just show up,

cross your fingers, and hope for the best.

A little prep and planning go a long way.

I recommend having a plan for what you want visitors

to do on your website the day and week of your launch.

Your digital digs are about to get a whole lot

of attention; why not take advantage of that

by making sure your visitors are seeing and doing

exactly what you want them to on your new site?

One of my favorite things I've seen people do,

and my own clients have done, is a digital scavenger hunt

where you'll set up a list of questions,

hide the answers in key areas around your site,

and reward the winners.

Visitors get a full tour of your website and offerings,

they're looking exactly where you want them to look

on your new site, and they're having a fun

and unforgettable experience with your brand.

You might offer a special discount or a free bonus

for completing a task on the site,

like signing up for your newsletter,

so that you can ensure that your visitors' first visit

to your new site isn't their last.

One last note about birth plans.

As much as we wanna prepare for launch day and labor day,

you also should be prepared

to throw your birth plan out the window.

Expect things to go wrong.

Expect there to be glitches and hiccups.

If you've hired a doula slash VA,

they'll be there to help you with the mishaps

as they come up along the way,

but if you're expecting things to go wrong,

you'll handle it so much more gracefully when

they inevitably do.

Finally, as I said before, remember that

when your website launches, just as in having a baby,

this is the beginning, not the end of the journey.

This is where the fun, and the work, really begins,

when you can take your website and run with it.

Nurture it, love on it, watch it grow and evolve

in the days, weeks, months, and years to come.

And from my family to yours, happy launching.

You got this, baby.

(light, casual music)

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