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- Alright. First card.
"Caption this." I like doing caption this,
'cause a lot of times, you know,
the people be saying some crazy stuff that I'm like,
how does you even see that from that photo?
"When your phone isn't in your pocket
and you go back to where you left it and ya girl have it."
♪ I ain't even trippin' ♪
♪ You can go through my phone, yeah ♪
♪ Said I ain't even trippin', (beep) ♪
♪ I'mma leave that (beep) at home, yeah ♪
Next one.
"When the direct deposit hits while you at the function."
♪ We at the club, (beep) this funny ♪
♪ 'Cause we at the club, we making money ♪
Alright, "caption this," another caption this.
"When you tell her to order whatever
and she actually does, then that tab come.
That's the 'so I only had the appetizer and lemonade' face."
You know, I'm not really tripping, order what you want,
when I say order what you want,
♪ Order that, order that, whatever you want ♪
♪ Order that, yeah, order that, run me a tab ♪
♪ Keep a smile on your face, yeah ♪
♪ I got money in the bank ♪
Alright, I'mma just eat outside.
I like this photo, I like this photo, I like this photo.
But I just thought this one was just interesting, like,
this is like, this is meme-worthy, you know?
(laughs)
"Damn I hope I remembered to put a touch of
baby powder in these loafers."
I know what you mean, EB, I know what you mean, EB.
♪ And you know, you don't wanna be ashy, no ♪
♪ You don't wanna be ashy, no ♪
♪ 'Cause you see the ankles, phew ♪
Holla at me.
Yeah. This is sexy. Yeah.
What's the comment?
"Can these hoes calm down, he's a god fearing married man."
(laughs)
Ay mans, it's right, but at the same time, you feel me,
I'm out here to be desired, you feel me?
You know, if they ain't looking, I don't want her.
And if they ain't looking, she don't want me.
♪ With the chest hair out, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ With the chest hair out, with the blonde on top ♪
♪ With the chest hair out, with a thousand chains ♪
♪ And the chest hair out ♪
Last photo.
"This love is presidential."
Do you see La'Myia's side profile?
♪ Sent from Heaven ♪
I'm mesmerized by her eyes, I tell no lies,
it was no surprise that when I saw her, she was the one.
And it was easy, we had a son.
His name is Eli, and now I rely on him to give me joy
through the day, every way, from night until day,
and I keep going, and I drift away into his happiness,
because he's my son and he's my guy
and he's my best friend, he's my right-hand man.
Shout-out to La'Myia, she's on fire,
and she's my one and only desire!
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