Waching daily Apr 11 2017

What say, Kumar?

We have played Netaji's film more than 200 times.

Is it necessary to play the film only after the opening ceremony?

It's show time, I'm taking the can with me.

What are you saying, bro?

Play Netaji's movie 200 or 2000 times, until our friend..

..doesn't do the opening ceremony, the can will not open.

Okay, fine. Where is your friend?

Greetings, bro. -Greetings.

Netaji...

Is it ready? -Everything's ready.

May Netaji's films gain success by the grace of God.

You may take the can now.

Netaji?

I'm happy that you are my admirer.

How much ever you can, help the poor.

It's because of them.. that I am what I am today.

Okay, Netaji. Yes, Netaji. Yes, Netaji.

Yes, Netaji. Yes, Netaji. Okay, Netaji.

Netaji was in my dream.

Hello, good morning. -Good morning, good morning.

Who was wishing him good morning?

It's such a difficult thing to try and talk to a beautiful girl.

Not good.

I don't have the habit.

Wow! -Tea, tea.

That's a very good habit. -Tea, coffee. Tea, coffee.

Yes, give me tea.

Tea? -I don't have the habit.

Wow! You're such a nice man.

My friend Vivek is exactly like you.

Doesn't have tea or coffee during the day...

...but as soon as it's night, he starts drinking.

Not only that, he works in Goregaon.

But every day, reaches Dadar by local train.

Poor guy, might not have gotten down at the right station even once.

As soon as he boards the train, he falls asleep.

Idiot. -Where are you going?

I'm going to Dadar. -You just missed it.

What did you say? I just missed Dadar station?

Hello, conductor! Hold on! Stop it!

Priya, Priya!

Do you know what the time is? Come on, get up.

There is a clock on the wall, Mother.

Go and see it. Why are you disturbing me?

The boy's family are about to arrive. Come on, get up.

Auntie, I'm ready, how is the dress?

You're looking so pretty.

See, a girl younger than you, got ready so quickly.

You should learn some punctuality and discipline from her.

Yeah, okay. I'll take tuitions from her in the evening from 6-7.

Now, go. Don't disturb me. -I'll hit you.

Why are you disturbing her, Auntie?

Marry me to the boy who is arriving, I'm ready.

Wish you a happy married life. -Thank you.

Even after knowing your father's temperament...

...you're sleeping shamelessly. Come on, get up!

Parvati? Parvati!

Greetings, sir. -Do come in.

Yes, tell me, what is it?

Nothing, where is Priya?

Priya... she's taking a shower.

Taking a shower? Look at the time.

Look at the time! -I'll get her ready.

She doesn't know the meaning of punctuality?

The boy's family could arrive at any moment and she is getting ready now?

I'll get her ready in five minutes. -Fine, go, hurry up.

Hey, what is that? What is in your hand?

Coffee. -Bring it here.

Take.

Take a sip and give it back.

Why is there so much sugar in it?

I take it with extra sugar.

So, this was your tea? -Yes.

Had you already taken a sip? -I took a sip and gave it to you.

Then why didn't you tell me this earlier?

You should've asked earlier on.

Listen, while I'm talking to you, why are you going there?

I'm going to brush my teeth.

You hadn't brushed your teeth?

How much? - Rs. 200.

-What? Rs. 200? Yes.

In such a big train that also had an attached bathroom...

...that costs around Rs. 150, you're asking for 200!

I'll give you 50, keep it.

Hey, look here, you won't even find rag pickers for Rs. 50.

Give me money.

I don't know about the rag picker, but the passenger...

...that boards your auto-rickshaw would certainly come to rags. Take this.

Thank you. - While returning, the policeman will take a bribe, go.

They are here! They are here! Let's go.

My dad was telling the truth when he said...

...if you go and tell my friend that I'm Mani's son...

...I would get loads of respect.

Oh man, he's coming here with garlands.

What are you doing, I'm a little boy.

Let it be.

I think they aren't going to listen to me.

Okay, if that's what you all are wishing for.

Come on, come on, garland me. - Let's go. - Garland me.

They are going straight.

Let's go garland the groom! - It wasn't for me?

Do come, son-in-law.

Hello, Uncle.

Do come, brother.

Come.

What is this, Priya? You aren't ready, yet?

The groom's family is here, hurry up.

Should I come like this? -No, not like this.

Get ready quickly. - Whose engagement is it?

Mine or yours? You go, I'll be there shortly.

Come fast, your father's shouting.

Yeah, fine.

Do come. - Go! Go! -How are you, Vishwanath?

Go, go, go. - Come.

Hello, Uncle. - Go, go, go.

Go, man! -Hey.

What is this, you're rushing away the guests?

Go in, I was telling them that.

Oh, that's okay then. Do come in, son.

Sir, I want to meet Mr. Vishwanath.

Who are you? - I'm the son of Mani, Suraj, from Nasik.

Oh you're Manishankar's son. Where is your father?

There is painting work going on in the house so he couldn't come along.

It's no problem, today is my daughter's engagement, we'll talk later.

Hey, he is my friend's son, treat him with respect and take him upstairs.

Yes, I'll take care of him. Give me your bags, sir.

Sir... -Yes?

...are you everything for Mr. Vishwanath?

How did you guess it so correctly, sir?

It's pretty obvious, sir.

What is your name, sir? - Mr. Paplu.

Sir, sir, wait!

I know sir, you're laughing because my name is Paplu, right?

You're laughing at the same thing, right?

You'll forget laughing when you'll know me better.

You're a guest, so let's go.

He's laughing.

Oh, I forgot to ask you, what sort of work do you do?

I'm unemployed in Nasik.

Tell me in Hindi. -You don't know English?

I know the basics; you tell me in Hindi.

In Hindi? - In Hindi.

If I say it in Hindi... well...

How to say in Hindi...

Exactly... I don't know how to...

You didn't speak any Hindi.

Well... you can say I'm jobless.

You're jobless and you took such a lot of time to say it...

...when you do get a job how long will you take to talk?

That will depend on the job.

Wait, hold your bag.

Your room is upstairs, go.

Go, I'm telling you.

Look here, what are you looking at?

You just said look here.

Look once more...

I can't tolerate your face any longer than this.

Mom and dad are downstairs.

I've come to meet just you.

You're looking very pretty in these clothes.

You know one thing, usually before the meals we are given soup.

You know why, to increase the appetite.

Do you know why milk is given before the first night?

To make the mood romantic.

Before the engagement..

..what should I give you that will make you happy?

I'll tell you.

What is it, tell me?

The veneration has started. Come quickly.

I'm on my way.

Bye.

Hey, who are you?

Oh my goodness, he's getting engaged downstairs with a girl...

...and he's discussing about the first night with a different girl upstairs.

Mister, don't say anything that pops up into your head.

I'm the one getting married downstairs.

Is that so? Really?

Truly?

Okay, okay, okay.

Looks wise, the groom is alright, but his taste is a bit bad.

Brother, are you waiting for someone?

My sister wanted to come.

It's okay, we can wait. It's not a big deal.

No, we'll start.

Correct, Chotu? -We'll start, brother.

Priest..

It has been decided that on the 11th of the coming Chaitra month, Miss Priya..

..the eldest daughter of Mr. Vishwanath from Mumbai..

..will be betrothed with Mr. Prakash, the son of Rajeshwar.

What are you looking at, exchange the plates.

Hello? -Mani, it's me.

Vichi, how are you?

I was waiting for your phone call.

My son reached there, right?

Yeah I had seen him in the morning.

I had told him that after the function ends, we'll talk leisurely...

...but he's missing.

Probably, he's out meeting some friends.

He doesn't have any friends there.

Is there any cinema hall nearby, he might have...

...gone for a film in the second show.

What sort of bad habit is this? Look, I...

Your son is here.

Give him the phone, I want to talk to him a little.

What will you ask him, was the film good or not, right?

I'll ask him all of that, you hang up.

Sir, milk.

Sir, come here for a bit.

Where were you roaming about, sir?

I had gone to the beach for some fresh air.

Are you fresh now? - The beach was so crowded, there was no breeze...

...while returning home, I met her... Madhvi.

I got late there. -Who's this Madhvi?

Dancer, dancer, dancer,

Who is she? - Anyone would get excited looking at her...

...you were looking at her poster yesterday...

I see. Your father was getting worried that if you're not getting a job...

...then I should send you back and you're carelessly...

...roaming the beach and going to the cinema?

Okay, what all do you know to do?

Well, I'm interested in music a little bit.

Music. What instruments can you play?

The piano, 'Dholak' (South Asian instrument)...

... and 'Tabla' (Indian classical instrument).

Oh, so you have brought all of that along with you?

Oh no, uncle; but if you want I can tell Mani...

... and get all of that here through the parcel delivery.

You don't want. Let's leave it.

How educated are you?

B.Sc. Visual communication.

Okay, I'll arrange a job for you in about a week's time....

...till then you won't be allowed to go to either the beach or the cinema hall.

Hey, Paplu... -Yes, sir?

Tomorrow morning, drop him at the outhouse.

Yes, sir. - Uncle, will the outhouse be okay?

Even if it's not okay, you'll still be staying there.

Go.

You saw his style, right?

Hey, behave strictly with him.

Now, you watch me change his style.

Why are you pushing me and entering?

Is this the cinema hall?

This is the outhouse.

Sorry, I thought this is the cinema hall.

I'll set you right, I'm telling you.

Yes, bro.

Hey, what are you doing?

Now what did I do, bro?

Don't you have any discipline?

You're just throwing your stuff wherever you want.

Then, where do I hang it?

Hang it around my neck. -Yes, that's okay.

There you go again?

Now what? - What were you doing?

I was about to switch on the fan.

The fan? Do you think electricity is free of cost here?

If you even think of touching any of the switches...

...then watch out.

Yes, sir. -Beware.

Do you know whom you're talking to?

You're talking to Lord Hanuman.

The one who's carrying a mountain in the photo at the parcel office?

You have never seen Hanuman ever before this?

No, I haven't. - Now you'll see him in me.

Every time.

Because, in this house, Sir is Rama, His wife is Sita and I am Hanuman...

...that is why this house is called Aayodhya. Do you understand?

So, is this outhouse called Lanka?

Look, all of this fooling around, quips..

.. and buffoonery will not work here.

Keep all these things to yourself. Do you understand?

I understand, bro.

I understand, bro!

When you've already said you understand...

...then why are you repeating it while I'm walking away? - No, bro.

Look, don't think that just because my moustache is fake...

...you can do whatever you want.

One more thing, I have qualities just like my name.

Don't mess with me, you won't be able to handle it.

What is this you're doing?

I have something stuck in my teeth.

You're getting too cocky.

I'll kill you, rascal.

Come here, I forgot to ask you one important thing.

Do you smoke and drink?

Nod in only one direction.

Either like this, or like that.

If you nod in both the directions, will I understand what you mean?

Bro, sometimes it's fine, right?

One should never have this habit.

If I even see a single cigarette butt lying around...

...then I won't be responsible for you.

Understood?-Yes, bro.

The door is this way.

Why did you hit the door on my back as soon as I turned around?

I thought you were gone, bro.

No, I know how to shut the door. -Okay.

What is this man!

It's like you create this beautiful Taj Mahal and then you're told...

...don't do this, don't switch on the fan..

..telling you to follow so many rules.

I'm a free bird, you cannot put me in a cage.

I'll dance, sing and go wherever I want to.

Right, Mom, I can do whatever I please, isn't it?

Even Mani didn't question me till date, then who are they?

Stupid fellow.

Stop here. Stop here!

Why are you going around?

Listen bro, take one of the bags inside.

Hey, make someone else do all the coolie's work.

Pay me, first.

Okay, tell me, how much according to the meter?

Hey, what did I tell you before you boarded the auto- rickshaw?

I don't have a meter, pay me a total of Rs. 20.

Why are you asking again?

Do you eat food or do you graze?

What did you say? Do I eat food or do I graze?

I'll show you what I eat. -You'll hit me?

I'll show you. I'll break your head with this coconut.

You just watch. - No, no, no, wait. - You'll hit me? - Wait, bro.

How much do I owe you, bro? - Give me Rs. 50.

But you just said 20.

I had said that then, you've hit me now. Now, give me 50.

Fast!

Take it.

This coconut was saved from breaking.

Just step in my area, I'll chop off your head and hang it.

Do you understand?

You mess with me?

Hey, if I come to your area...

'The king fell in love with the queen...'

Hey, Suraj, come here. -What happened, bro?

Come here. -You called me, bro?

Listen, take these bag inside. - I should take them?

I'm only paid Rs. 3000 and like a fool I went to the supermarket...

...and bought the groceries and you, who's jobless...

...keeps sitting at home hogging and you ask me, "Why me?"

I just have to pick these bags and keep them in, right?

Yes! - You should have said this earlier, why did you get so emotional?

Oh really, what did I say earlier?

Hey, I'll tell you which ones to pick up.

I'll take that one, you take this!

I don't know why these days you're yelling so much at me?

What did you say?

Give me the bags and you take the coconut.

Why is that, bro? -I'll take the bags.

No, I've come this far, I can take them further.

I'll take them further. -Why, bro?

Do as you're told!

Don't ask me why on every single thing. - Ok, ok take them.

Stupid... I'll kill you.

Sundar, I had told you to call the decorators.

Did you call them? - Yes, I've booked them by paying in advance.

They'll come by themselves, sister-in-law.

Hey, Paplu... -Yes, madam?

...why are doing all the work alone?

Why don't you ask someone to help you?

If I don't do the work for our Priya's wedding, then who will?

Why? You could have called Suraj from the outhouse.

The one who has come from out of town?

What kind of way he's helping me in, you can take a look for yourself.

You saw, madam, he's playing ball with the coconut...

...that's used to make chutney.

Like he thinks he's Kapil Dev.

Enough of the bowling, give me the coconut.

What is this bro, first you took the bags from me and gave me this...

...now you're taking this and giving me the bags?

Even after being older you act like this?

Does it look good?

Now, you'll scold me?

Will you tell the truth?

I've been working here since I was a kid.

I'll kill you, give me the coconut.

I'll show you later.

Son, you're just standing there, come and sit here.

Sundar, the decorations on the stage should be grand.

Put an efficient guy on it.

Don't worry, sister-in-law.

I've already put guys to decorate the stage.

I shouldn't get complaints food-wise either.

I've told the caterers, there won't be any problem.

I've put different guys for the tents, tables and chairs.

You did a very good thing, Sundar, by appointing different people...

...for different jobs, you have almost relieved of tension.

Why are you wasting your time with that, madam?

One guy for this and another guy for that, why are you doing that?

How is it wrong?

It is, you get a lot of wedding planners, call one of them...

... and give them all the work.

Setting up the tent, tables, chairs, arranging the flowers...

...welcoming guests at the door.

He'll bring all the guys for playing the instruments..

..along with all the cooks.

Then what will we be left with?

Wear new clothes, go to the priest..

..bless the kids and pose for pictures.

That will be our only job.

The world has progressed so much.

Yes, he's also right.

Padma, isn't Paplu's idea good?

Yes, Sis, Paplu you call the wedding planner quickly.

Yes, I'll get right on it.

Suraj, why did you get up, son?

A wedding doesn't mean calling the wedding planner...

...arranging the flowers, setting up the tent.

According to me, that is not a wedding.

Then how is it done? Tell us, tell us.

Yes, ask me like this.

Auntie, have this.

You too.

Auntie... -Yes, tell me.

A wedding means, going to the relatives personally...

... a month prior to the wedding, to give the invitation card.

A day before the wedding..

..the house should be packed with all the relatives.

To receive the guests at the door with folded hands....

...if men then with sandal-wood, if women then with vermillion...

...escort inside and seat them in.

And if at that time you're busy then she'll be in charge...

What is your name? -Padma.

It's a wonderful name.

You send her saying that every guest needs to be looked after.

As you're telling her this, the phone starts to ring...

...it would be someone important on the phone.

While you're talking to him on the phone, at the same time...

...Priya's friends would be entering the house.

Hi, Auntie, how are you? -Oh wow!

Look at this! Speak of the devil!

Do come in. Greetings.

Sit, sit. -Hi, Priya.

Hi, Priya.

All of that is fine, but what should we do next; tell us.

Next?

Hey, what are you doing sitting here!

Get coffee for the guests!

What did you say?

I'm not saying this. Madam is saying that.

That is why I'm telling you to call the wedding planner.

He will do my work, now I will have to do it.

Why are you talking like Mr. Paplu?

Who else do these guys know, apart from us...

...then we would have to do it, right?

We'll reach the dining area.

Hey, get lentils for him.

I don't want lentils, I want chick-peas, he'll say that.

We'll say, "Listen, don't get lentils, bring chick-peas!"

Then the person sitting next to him will say he wants brinjal's vegetable.

When we'll call for brinjal's vegetable...

...then someone from somewhere will yell he wants curd...

...when we'll be serving them curd, right at that moment...

...someone will ask for brinjal and we'll serve him that. Right?

If we care for our guests this way, then everyone will...

...praise us that we ere taken care of well..

..at Mr. Vishwanath's daughter's wedding.

Now, all of this cannot be done by any wedding planner...

One should use their brain.

Who should use it? -The wedding planners, bro.

Yeah. So, we don't want anyone..

..we'll divide all the work between us and do it.

Hey, villager, what era are you living in?

These days, a boy and a girl, instead of meeting face to face...

...get married over the internet by themselves.

And you're talking about personally going to the relatives' houses...

... to personally give them the invitation cards.

Don't talk rubbish, get out from here.

"A wedding isn't just any ceremony, listen to me, please..."

"...listen to me please."

"A wedding isn't just any ceremony, listen to me, please."

"Go to a village once and see, what fun a wedding can be."

"We'll welcome, welcome everyone."

"We won't get tired of saying, do come in."

"We won't let anyone remain hungry."

"They'll then heartily bless everyone."

"A wedding is a festival, please understand..."

"That is what the elders say."

"These are the age-old traditions, please understand..."

"That is what the elders say."

"A wedding isn't just any ceremony, listen to me, please..."

"Decorate the tent as if the sky has come down to earth."

"Put lights that shine like the stars."

"Venerate them as if Gods have descended from heaven."

"Give pearls to the guests, to bless the couple."

"Everyone dance and sing with joy."

"This is how we will enjoy the wedding."

"Listen to me, I tell you."

"This is how we will enjoy the wedding."

"Listen to me, I tell you."

"A wedding isn't just any ceremony, listen to me, please."

"Go to a village once and see, what fun a wedding can be."

"Weave hair ornaments and garlands of flowers yourself."

"Just like the bride, dress up the groom too."

"Dance like no one's watching in front of the car, in the wedding procession."

"It's fun when the car is yours, sit wherever you want."

"On the occasion of the wedding, have fun everyone."

"This is how you'll enjoy the wedding, listen to me please."

"This is how you'll enjoy the wedding, listen to me please."

"A wedding isn't just any ceremony, listen to me, please."

"Go to a village once and see, what fun a wedding can be."

"We'll welcome, welcome everyone."

"We won't get tired of saying, do come in."

"We won't let anyone remain hungry."

"They'll then heartily bless everyone."

"A wedding is a festival, please understand..."

"...that is what the elders say."

"These are the age-old traditions, please understand..."

"That is what the elders say."

Hi, Priya. -Why are you here?

Don't talk to me. - Sorry, friend! Sorry!

You're mad because I didn't come to the function, right?

Actually, what happened is... - Did I ask you for the reason?

Listen to me at least, Priya.

I was about to come to your engagement, but then I got a call...

...that grandma's very ill, so I had to go.

What happened to grandma?

Bad luck. -Is she no more?

If she was no more then I'd have said bye, bye to her for the last time.

But she conned death into sparing her.

Beware of her, she might create trouble during the engagement ceremony.

One can't predict. Grandma is not to be trusted.

But for you, it is the time to enjoy life..

..and your marriage is fixed.

But why are you talking as if you've gone old?

I'm still young, but what's the use?

Unless you do not have a boyfriend life is a big bore.

Don't you know anything other than just enjoying?

If you don't mind, can I say something?

Sure, tell me.

Forget the wedding, just go on your honeymoon.

Oh God! What nonsense are you talking?

Who is this?

Hello, I asked you. Developing his body at day time.

He's dad's friend's son.

His name is Suraj. - He's in pretty good shape.

His biodata is just as bad. Come on.

Priya, I'll take your leave now. - Okay. - Okay, bye.

Shall we go for a movie in the evening?

No, I won't get the permission from dad.

You just keep waiting for the permissions. Stay at home.

I'll leave now.

You're seeing this, right?

Seems like he's in the running to become the next Mr. India.

Yes, seems like it.

Hey, you're getting late, go.

Bye. - Bye, Priya. - Bye, Pappy.

When you reach home, give me a call. - Yes, I will.

There are no such things as manners.

Priya, why is Suraj flying about like a fly?

Mischief. He is full of mischief.

Wait, I'll tell Paplu to set him right.

Suraj! Suraj! Come here!

Yes, bro? You called me, bro?

What do you think of yourself?

What do you think?

What are you talking about?

When did I not listen to you, bro?

And why are you so tense?

Why? After making mistakes you're asking why I'm tense.

What is this? What is this!

Come on, bro, you don't know what these are?

These are boxers. - Boxers?

You're telling me as if I haven't ever seen a pair of boxers in my life.

Look, I've told you umpteen times not to do these sort of things...

...you never listen!

Why have you hung them here?

Bro, there's no space outside that's why I'm hanging them here.

There's no space outside?

There's a huge national park looking ground...

...there you couldn't find any place to dry your boxers?

There's a young girl living in the house, you know that, right?

If you show your chest and these knickers... does it look good?

Oh come on bro, you make such a big issue out of nothing.

I make the issue big? Do I look like a balloon man?

Okay, tell me one thing, from where did you learn to make...

...this puppy-face?

Hey, I'm asking you.

Hey, I'm asking you.

Stop blinking.

Stop blinking, I'm telling you!

Now, you're glaring!

Look at this!

When I'm talking to you, why are you shutting the door?

Why did you shut the door?

Oh, prestige?!

So that no one from the outside can hear us that I'm scolding you?

You should have thought about this earlier.

You should have jumped a little less.

Hey! You're rolling your hands?

A pig isn't allowed in the city and this one has entered the house.

Who's the pig? - Who was yelling?

I was yelling. - Then, it's you.

Oh my goodness!

Where did I come from, isn't that what you are asking?

Why did you hit me?

You had anyway grabbed me, then why did you take off your belt?

Come here, from now on, drying the boxers, this and that...

Hang them wherever you want to, if you want hang them on my head.

I'll go and hang them for drying outside and bring them back.

The fan and the...

Whenever you feel like switching it on, ask me. I'll switch it on.

Okay. Take this. - Thank you very much.

This is not for you. - Then?

Go and get a packet for me. It should be the same brand.

I see, that one?! Okay, okay.

Listen, if anybody comes to know that I smoke, then...

You'll hang me again, right?

I'll skin you this time and hang you.

Why do you say that?

I'll see to it that even the smoke of your cigarette...

...doesn't go out. Okay?

And yes, the joke I cracked with you, you took it seriously?

Oh my God!

Now how did he change suddenly?

Is it a courier? - Yes, it is a courier.

The pen also came with the courier?

Give it to me. - Sorry!

Thank you.

What is it? It is secured so well as if it's somebody's will.

From Manishankar, Nasik.

Now, who is this Manishankar?

Is it that it has been sent to the person staying in the outhouse?

Yes, possible.

Listen, why don't we open it and read it?

Hey, to read someone else's letter is not good manners.

Listen, I don't have any manners. I'll definitely read it.

If you want to then come. Otherwise let it be.

Hey, it is such a long letter.

Looks as if the entire life history has been written.

Wait, I'm reading it.

Mani's letter to, dearest Vishwanath.

"Out of fear of the STD phone bill, I couldn't tell you about..."

"...my son the other day."

"I have written everything in here."

"Don't misunderstand, if I say something that is true."

"I'll tell you something that is wrong about him."

"When he was about 12 years old..."

Mani, I think, your son is going to be a very successful doctor one day...

...and will bring prestige to our village.

You really think so? - Yes, of course.

Our sons have become patients and are standing in the queue...

...and your son is writing the prescriptions, like a doctor.

Dr. Suraj FRCS. - What is it, Mani?

Come here, doctor.

Hey, wait I'll be back.

Yes, tell me what is it, Mani?

My darling son is here.

Tell me, Suraj, when you grow up, you'll come to our village...

...to serve as a doctor or not? - Oh, no, no.

I'll work in the cinema hall, at the ticket window.

Read.

"Even I got shocked, but I thought he's a kid..."

"...he'll get wiser as he grows up."

"But after growing up he gave me such a big shock..."

Who is this? - He is Mani's son.

What is he doing? - I think, he has lost it.

Wow, Netaji fights brilliantly. It's always fun.

Hey bro, if you have a light, please give me one.

He has smoked till the end; he seems like a true lover of cigarettes.

Hey bro, will you.. as well?

Just smoke and show me how.

Mani... Mani, you?

I made a mistake. Sorry, Mani.

Oh, my God... read further.

"Among these small problems, came a big problem..."

"...that was: final exams."

"Just to make sure he had a degree, the worst thing which I did..."

"...no father in the world would do it."

Man, whatever I had studied, out of it nothing is asked.

Did they give me the wrong question paper?

Why are you late?

Okay, throw it here.

Hey, who is throwing the chits?

"Others open their books and copy from it..."

"...I just threw a small chit, still they're shooing me away."

Oh my goodness.

Further...

"Now whenever he makes a mistake..."

"...I don't even have the heart to question him..."

"...I've gotten used to it."

"Maybe being this far away from me, he could become successful."

"Vichi, send him to either the U.S.A or Africa or any country abroad..."

"...if that's not possible then send him to Nepal..."

"...then I can at least tell a few people..."

"...that my son is working abroad."

Your friend, Mani.

Pappy, let's go back. - Be quiet.

Welcome, welcome, how are you at the outhouse suddenly?

Just like that.

That's a very well-drawn dog, right Pappy?

Correct.

What? Dog? That is a horse.

Oh, it's a horse? Sorry, sorry.

Hey, some horses in his case do look like dogs.

Have you two come here to tell me just that?

No, no. It's not that.

Till yesterday I thought of you just as a guest...

...but now, I know your entire history.

How did you learn of my history?

My mom told us. - Oh, Auntie did? She must have. Must have.

You know about me, but you didn't say anything about you.

I am Pappy, 9th standard, Maya Rani, West, Kandivali...

...Mumbai, Maharashtra.

Why, you don't remember the pin code?

This is Priya, she's in the last year of B.Sc.

This year she's about to be married.

Hey! - And what is she going to do next year?

She might do anything. You tell us about your aspirations in detail.

My biggest dream is to become an IAS officer...

...but till now, I've only been able to complete my B.Sc. degree.

What did you say? Your dream is to become an IAS officer?

That's hard to believe. - How would you believe?

When you hear the whole dream, then you will be in shock.

No, tell us, we'll hear you out.

My dream... I'll tell you.

After passing my IAS exam, I become...

...the collector of my own district and I'm talking...

...to the CM on the phone.

At the same time, my dad pays me a visit there.

The watchman makes my dad sit on the bench in the corridor...

...saying that I'm busy at the moment...

...and my dad is sitting quietly and just observing the way I talk.

While talking with the CM over the phone...

...suddenly when I turn back, I see my dad.

The CM on the phone and my dad outside.

For a moment, I don't comprehend.

Then I request the CM, that the person responsible for making me...

...an IAS officer, my dad, has paid me a visit...

...and I run outside hanging up the phone.

My dad, seeing me, stands up and I fall at his feet and say...

I'm sorry dad, I made you wait quite a while, forgive me...

...and what he then does is, he turns my collar up saying...

...despite being the collector of this district...

...you've come out to meet me?

And he starts crying. Looking at him, even I start crying.

Looking at him and me cry, the watchman starts crying.

And then the whole collector's office starts flooding with tears.

Sir! - Yes?

Sir... - Has come here?

He's calling you. - Why?

That I don't know, but looking at him it seemed it was very important.

Just a minute.

Excuse me, I am leaving my dream incomplete...

...please don't mind. I'll complete it when I return. Okay?

Okay. Oh my God!

Please come.

Uncle, you called for me?

Do you know what this is?

Have you written a story for a novel, uncle?

This story is not written by me.

Your papa has written this story about you.

What Mani... has Mani written this story?

What has he written about me, uncle?

If he would have told your story through STD then...

...his financial position would have become weak...

...so he has written such a long letter.

Mani... Mani is like that, uncle. He keeps joking all the times.

Don't feel bad about it, uncle.

Alright. Now tell me what kind of work do you want to do?

Maybe on IAS or IPS level something...

If I don't get, then according to my qualifications...

...any small time job will also do, uncle.

I had thought if I'd get you a job then my concern will be over.

But after reading this letter, I think more than a job...

...you need to be disciplined.

No, uncle... yes, uncle.

A little... a little bit.

Don't throw your tantrums here. I am not a nice person like your father.

Yes, I know...

No, uncle... you are nicer than him.

You talk too much. Control it.

What happened? Why are you quiet?

I am controlling it, uncle.

Suraj, we like your dream. Please complete it...

...otherwise I'll get a headache.

Yes, you are right.

Listening to such nonsense talks..

...you are bound to get a headache.

You too... like Suraj talks nonsensical...

...you too are talking the same.

Do you have any doubts?

He will become an IPS or a collector and talk to the CM directly.

Seeing that his father will cry and he'll cry looking at his father...

...and looking at both of them the watchman will cry...

Then the whole office will start crying.

What happened, why did you stop crying?

Laugh, laugh heartily as much as you all want.

Why? Is it wrong to dream...

...of becoming the collector of my district?

Why I'm so weak in studies, did anyone ever think about it?

You people cannot even think of how big my life's tragedy is.

Priya, you're about to get married, right?

Have you ever stepped foot inside the kitchen and cooked?

Or have you ever seen what a kitchen looks like?

But I'm not like that, when I was just a kid, my mom passed away.

For five years I've been making food for my father, Mani.

Did you know that?

The hands that were supposed to be busy with papers and pens...

...with those same hands I made tea, food for his tiffin...

...going to school in a hurry, cutting school half day...

...coming back home, making food, serving dad food...

...washing all the dishes, coming out of the kitchen at 11 in the night.

Then I had to also sleep; when would I have studied?

My dreams of becoming a collector, burnt up...

...and turned to ashes in the same gas fire...

...on which I was making food for Mani and feeding him.

Why would you care for all of this?

You just keeping looking at others and laugh and clap.

You just want some loser to kill the time with, right?

So be it, laugh please, laugh heartily. You too laugh.

If my crying brings you joy, then every day...

...I'll come and tell you my sad dream of becoming a collector...

...then you can laugh as much as you want.

You also laugh.

Now why is he crying?

Hey, hey! - What?

Why are you crying like a woman?

It's nothing. Your father did not allow you to become a collector...

...instead he spoiled your life. That's why I am crying.

It's alright, Suraj. One day you'll definitely become a collector.

You will! You will! You will!

Hey, whether I become a collector or not...

...but you'll definitely get admitted into a hospital.

Come into your senses, quickly. Go and mind your own business, moron.

Moron? Wasn't I crying for him?

He called me a moron? Oh, he killed all of my emotions. Damn.

Hello? Who is it? - Hey, Mani.

This is me speaking. - Hello, Suraj! How are you?

I'm burning, Mani. Burning terribly.

Do you have any brains or not?

Hey, the entire neighborhood used to say that.

Now you too have started?

That's what. You've written such a letter as if you've written...

...about some king or an emperor.

Aren't you ashamed of insulting your son like this?

I wrote not to insult you, son. I just...

What do you mean by that?

During the BSc examination, did I tell you to smuggle in the chit of paper?

You had brought it so that I pass the exam.. and got caught.

Did Vijay reprimand you after reading all that...

...as to why had you cheated?

If Vijay had reprimanded me then it would have been okay, Mani.

But he has two girls at home.

They both are reading it and laughing, Mani!

Now I can't show anyone my face, Mani...

Don't cry, son. If you wish, then I'll write a letter to both of the girls.

I'll write to them that it was just a story.

Suraj is a very good boy.

I'll write such fable to them.

Let it be. Let it be, Mani. Listen to me.

In future do not write any letter in my name.

If you feel like writing one, then write to your dead father.

But I don't know his address.

Oh God! Disconnect now.

Good morning, Pappy!

Rajesh, look! Pappy is our Complan girl.

"Pappy drinks Complan every day."

So, Pappy? These boys are teasing you, right?

Yes, Suraj.

You are very angry, right?

Look, Pappy, if you are angry at someone...

...then don't shed tears like a woman.

Look here. Keep this finger of yours folded like this.

If you punch him in the stomach, then he won't be able to get on the bus.

You'll have to call an ambulance for him.

Is that true, Suraj?

Try it once and see.

What? Why are you glaring at me?

Well done! The job is done.

Yes!

Thanks, Suraj. That was a super idea.

Now, in future expedite this idea only.

Bye! Bye Pappy. - Bye, Suraj!

You just watch. I'll tell my brother.

Be careful. You'll fall. - Hey!

Thanks, uncle.

Come, let's go.

Hey, you! Stand up!

Look, bro, I understand your anger.

These boys eve teased the girl of our family.

I had told her to give a light punch so that...

...an eve teasing case is not registered. That's all.

Wait! You got my brother punched by a girl.

Suraj! - What is it, Pappy?

Do you want tea or coffee?

Why? Do you want to get some work done?

I need a bouquet.

I knew it. Now, who wants a bouquet?

Elder sister.

Listen to me, Pappy.

In this house I'll help everyone but will never help your elder sister.

Please, Suraj, the party is going to start.

If not for our sake, then at least get it for the sake of Asha.

What? For whom? For Asha?

Yes, Asha. Elder sister's friend.

The other day she had come home. Have you forgotten?

Is she a thing to forget?

Please, Suraj, get it fast.

Listen, Pappy. Don't plead with him.

We'll buy one on our way.

What's wrong, Suraj?

Seeing your sister's hair style my stomach got upset.

I feel like puking.

Hello, don't comment on my hair style. Mind your own business.

If you go like this then some bird might make a nest in there.

Keep your hair loose. It'll look good.

I know what will look good on me.

I told you as a friend. Take it or leave it.

I'll go and get a bouquet for Asha.

What is it, Pappy. The party is about to start...

...and he hasn't arrived with the bouquet.

We should have bought it ourselves.

'Keep your hair loose. It'll look good.'

Hi, Hi, Pappy! Can we go?

Oh...

So, let's go.

Hello! Where are you going? - To the birthday party.

We'll go alone. You may leave.

Are you joking? She is our Asha. I'll just wish her and leave.

No need. Along with our wishes, we'll convey your wishes too.

Why are you trying to shoo me away from here?

The way you had behaved when she had come home the other day...

...that is enough. We don't want to get insulted here in the party.

You please get out.

You think my behavior that day was to attract her?

My personality is not that bad, madam.

10 minutes! 10 minutes are enough, madam.

In 10 minutes, not only Asha but all the beauties here...

...will start revolving around me.

Don't be under false pretentions. She is not the kind of a girl...

...who can be attracted so easily.

I see. Then will you bet on this?

Okay. Done. - You just watch...

Hi, Priya! - Hi!

Happy birthday! - Thank you.

How are you? - Fine!

Hi! It's alright. The party is about to start. Let's go.

You know, I had been waiting for very long for you yesterday.

Really! - Hi, girls!

So, you people are drinking?

How did you guess that?

I could guess looking at your dresses.

What's your name? - Isha.

Okay, so... - Hi.

Hi. - How are you?

Fine!

Hello! Excuse me!

What's your problem?! I do not know you.

In fact, I haven't even invited you to this party.

I spoke to you politely just because you've accompanied Priya here.

But without any reason you are running away.

When I come near, you keep moving away.

As if I don't look good.

After all what do you think of me?

What I think of you, I have the guts to say it.

But I doubt you have the guts to hear it.

First time I saw you at our house alighting from a beautiful car.

Since the moment I've seen you I have lost control over my heart.

My heart which does not flutter..

..even after seeing the village belles and the city beauties..

..fluttered after seeing you the first time.

I had not thought whether I will be able to see you again.

But I came to know, it's your birthday today.

I was not invited for this function.

So I was confused whether I should go or not.

But without bothering about getting insulted, only for you..

..I came here thinking I will stand in a corner, wish you and leave.

Many, many, happy returns of the day.

Oh, please! Please, please.. No.

Please don't look at me like this.

Your eyes are disturbing me..

..my heart and my life from top to bottom.

"Your mind is innocent, naughty, and sweet."

"You look beautiful, fair and amazing."

"Are you a dream or are you a reality?"

"Your style is scared, shy and loving."

"Are you a fairy or a damsel?"

"As if the moon has come down to the earth."

"I have become crazy after seeing you."

"I have lost my heart after seeing you."

"Your body is soft like a flower."

"Your mind is like glass."

"Your feel is like buds."

"There is no one like you in this world."

"Your face and talks are lovely, she is very innocent."

"Eyes are deep, cheeks are red, she is amazing."

"I can't find words to praise your beauty."

"Girls with a face like you can't be found even in stories and books."

"Are you a fairy or a damsel?"

"As if the moon has come down to the earth."

"I have become crazy after seeing you."

"You are one in a million, there is no one like you."

"The one who receives your love, will be very fortunate."

"I am crazy in your love, you don't know it."

"You don't understand what my eyes tell you, tell me, what should I do?"

"I have considered you as my beloved, you also select me."

"I have seen dreams about you, you also do the same about me."

"Are you a fairy or a damsel?"

"As if the moon has come down to the earth."

"I have become crazy after seeing you."

"I have lost my heart after seeing you."

Hello, what are you doing here?

Asha is looking for you. Come.

Now you must have understood my power. - Yes.

Think before you speak.

You don't think about me..

..the poor thing is waiting to talk to you. Come on.

Why should I talk to Asha? - Wonder what magic you have cast on her..

..she is just talking about you and now she says she will marry only you.

Come on. - No, no.

I had just done a drama for a short while to win the bet with you.

Don't compel me to marry because of that.

Suraj, Asha's father is on the phone.

He wants to talk something important to you. He has asked to call you.

I have made a big mistake by coming to this party.

I will not stay here even for a moment.

Hello, hello. Where are you running off to?

What should I say to Asha?

Tell her, I am already married.

If she doesn't believe, tell her I have two daughters too. Forgive me.

Come, let's go from here.

Brother.. - Take this.. - Laxmi, how come suddenly? - Hi aunt.

You should have called, I would come to the station.

I had thought of calling.

But I didn't come for Priya's engagement..

..so I thought you all must be angry with me.

That's why I came to give a surprise. Nothing else..

You may give us any surprise..

..but our anger is not going to calm down.

You say something. - Parvati.. - Brother..

Sorry, sister-in-law.

The day I was leaving, my mother-in-law fell sick.

I had to take her to the hospital. There is no one to look after her.

I had called you and told you.

We know, Laxmi.. - Your anger has not yet calmed down?

Aunt, you can explain to us.. but not Priya.

Is she here? - Hey, you keep quiet.

As soon as she has come, you have started questioning.

Go and make coffee. - Brother, let it be.

First I will go and explain to her. Where is Priya?

There. - Priya..

You love the piano more than your aunt. - Yes.

Your mother-in-law was more important to you than me, right?

It's not like that. - Don't touch me.

I am very angry with you. - It's not like that, Priya.

You did not come for my engagement, do you know how angry I was?

The aunt who I love since childhood, she treated me like this.

What is it, aunt? Did I say something wrong to you?

No, no, I had made you sad.

No matter what I say, you won't understand.

I too was stubborn, just like you.

But not anymore.

After marriage, I need the permission of my in-laws..

..even to meet my brother and sister-in-law.

I don't have the permission to go on my will.

And you shouldn't either.

I don't understand something.

Before marriage, if a girl goes out..

..they send someone with her.

If the girl leaves the city to study..

..they wonder whether she should stay in a hostel or at a relative's house.

Even if she has to go out on work..

..she should stay at an acquaintance's place.

Not just that. Even if she has to go shopping..

..for a movie or to the temple, someone is sent along with her.

But when she has to be married..

..a stranger is found for her..

..without even checking his background.

Even we marry a stranger, accept him as our husband..

..and decide to spend our lives with him.

Our family and siblings..

..then seem like strangers to us.

Our parents get replaced by our in-laws in our lives.

Our siblings get replaced by brothers and sisters-in-law.

We have to forget our friends and classmates..

..and form new relationships with strangers against our will.

Marriage is when you have to forget your actual family.

I wonder why this is important.

I'd rather spend my life in the memory of my parents.

That would make me much happier.

Aunt, please.

Forget it.

Who's that, Priya? - He's Suraj. He's a loafer.

What? He's a loafer! - Yes, Aunt.

He's dad's friend's son.

He was a good-for-nothing. So, his dad sent him here.

He stays in the outhouse and harasses us.

Hello. - Hello, Priya. - Yes?

Hi, Priya. This is Prakash. Prakash.

Where are you calling from?

I'm calling from the STD booth near the White House in America.

Please hold for a moment. I'll call dad. - Yes.

No.. I've called to talk to you.

To me? Tell me.

Do you remember, Priya? On the day of our engagement..

..a handsome, young boy was in your house.

Oh! He's dad's friend's son. His name is Suraj.

Right. Yes, Suraj. He's the one.

Don't think of him as a good-for-nothing. He's a great fellow.

Not just that, Priya. He even helps those..

..who refuse to take any help.

Are you telling the truth? - Yes.

I swear on you, Priya.

An engineer by the name Virendra Thakur is my friend, here in America.

When he didn't have the money to come to America..

..he sold his land..

It was Suraj that sold his land to help him out.

How sweet of him! You won't believe it, Priya.

My friend offers flowers to Suraj's picture and venerates it every day.

This is the reason why your dad allowed him to stay in your outhouse.

It's difficult to find a friend like him.. - What is it?

Come quickly.

I'll expose his drama today.

If Suraj was in front of me right now, I would have bowed down to him.

Listen, Priya..

..don't misbehave with him without knowing the truth about him.

And whenever he comes before you, just smile at him..

..and wish him good morning, good evening or good night.

Okay, darling?

Okay, I'll call you up again if required. Okay?

Bye!

Mani. Okay, Mani.

We've spoken long enough.

We'll talk later.

Ma'am needs the phone.

Ma'am.. Here's the phone.

Don't talk to me! You're not just a useless guy..

..but a fraud as well!

Priya.. I was just joking.

There is a limit to everything! You've crossed your limits.

You're here because of my dad's friend. I'll complain to him.

Dad.. - Please, Priya. Don't complain to your dad.

I won't do this again.

If you do this again, I won't spare you.

'Attention, passengers.'

'The train arriving on platform number 5..'

Suraj. - Yes?

Would you mind if I said something to you? - Not at all.

What are you saying? I always listen to my elders and obey them too.

You can say what you want.

You smoke a lot. You should quit smoking.

It's not good for health. - No..

I'm not a chain smoker.

I rarely smoke. Not every day.

A couple of puffs only.

Look, I think she has given you the wrong notion about me.

None of it is true.

She says a bit too much against me.

What! I spoke against you! Why are you instigating her against me?

He didn't say a thing about you. - He was talking about me just now.

What? Did you see that?

Neither does she respect guests, nor men.

Hello! Talk to me directly. Don't gossip like a girl.

Let it be. I'm afraid to look you in the eye.

Look, I'm shivering. - Just look at the way he behaves!

I'll thrash you and knock your teeth out!

Priya, why are you fighting? Sit down.

Why are you talking to him like that? Talk with respect.

Let it be. Some people never understand.

No matter how much you explain to her, she won't understand.

Are you calling me immature?

You have no idea about him. Do you know what he did yesterday?

She's too much. - He called me up from my house..

..and pretended to be the one from America.

He kept praising himself over the phone.

Excuse me! I admit that I pretended to be someone else..

..but who is responsible for whatever I did? - Who is responsible?

Aunt, you tell me.

When you saw me for the first time, you had asked who I was.

What did she tell you then? - Forget all this now.

How can I forget it?

Calling a brilliant man like me, a good-for-nothing..

..and saying that Mani was fed up of me and hence sent me here..

..and that I eat free food in the outhouse is bound to enrage me.

Excuse me! I never said that. Don't make things up.

Calm down.. - Hold on.

The word 'good-for-nothing' says it all.

You can check the dictionary if you want. And the face that you make..

..has no meaning in the dictionary either.

Don't talk to me. You have no manners at all.

You don't understand what manners means.

You secretly read the letter that my dad had sent to me.

Where were your manners then? - Hey!

Don't try to be innocent.

When I asked you about your future plans..

..you lied saying you'd become a minister or a collector.

I only know to tell the truth.

You're the one who lies. - What! I'm lying..

Yes.. - You're the one who's lying!

Hey! - I never lie. Understand?

You're talking too much. - Get lost!

You've been boasting! - Don't point a finger at me! - Aunt!

Have a safe journey, Aunt! Bye!

Listen, I'm not as bad as she thinks I am.

That's how he is. Don't listen to him, Aunt. - Shut up!

I'll call you up and explain my character to you.

Don't believe her. - Who wants to talk about you anyway?

Nonsense! - I talk nonsense!

Excuse me. Show me your ticket.

She has it.

She showed her ticket. Show me yours.

Priya, give me my ticket.

Who are you? - Hey!

Listen, Priya, we can continue our fight at home.

Don't do this over here.. - Hello!

You may fight at home. Show me your ticket.

Sir, she and I had come to drop her aunt.

We had an argument over here.

She's taking revenge for the same, sir.

Hey! Does the government pay me to resolve your fights?

Show me your ticket. - Sir, you have a good sense of humour.

I have a sense of humour! - Sir, you're holding so many tickets.

How would it matter if you don't have mine?

What do you want to do?

Pay a fine or spend six months in jail?

Sir, please think of me as your son and let me go. Please.

I don't want a useless son like you.

What do you want? - Show me your ticket.

Sir, don't consider this a bribe. Consider this a gift.

No. - Keep it, sir.

No. - Please, sir.

No!

Don't you understand such a simple thing?

Nonsense!

Hey, I hope you have a platform ticket.

I've been travelling without a ticket for the past five years. - Great!

They spare those who travel without tickets

but not those who are on the platform without a ticket.

You're laughing after whatever you did!

Did you think they'd allow everyone on a single ticket?

Each person needs a separate ticket.

This is your ticket. Why didn't you buy one for me?

This is your ticket.

You were playing with me in spite of having a ticket!

Okay..

Sir, the key.. - Yes. Did Laxmi board the train?

Yes.

Suraj, there's an interview for you in my friend's company on Monday morning.

Here's his card.

Okay, sir.

Suraj.

Good night.

I wonder what's hidden behind this.

Let's see.

Good morning.

Good morning. Did you wake up now?

Yes.

You need to be very lucky to wake up so late.

Tell me, where are you going so early in the morning?

I'm going for an interview.

Suraj.

All the best. - Thank you..

Mr. Suraj.

You had gone for an interview. What happened?

Why do you want to hear my sad story?

What happened? Didn't they listen to you?

You see.. - Yes.

God doesn't like to see me happy.

I don't understand.

I've got the job.

I have to get trained here for six months..

..and then go to America to work.

He's got a job in America.

He's behaving as if he's been imprisoned.

So, tell me, when are you throwing us a party?

Why? - You're getting your salary for the first time.

Won't you throw us a party?

Right. As if it's a big deal.

Take the job and salary, and throw me a party instead.

Why? Don't you want this job?

No.

That means what your dad wrote in that letter was true.

If you don't like me staying here, then tell me. I'll go back home.

I have a tractor back home. I'll make money with the help of it.

Did your dad educate you so that you become a farmer eventually?

Did he educate me so that I could earn in America and send him money?

To pay off his debts? Is this a business? Tell me.

If I earn and buy a car..

..how would I share my happiness with my dad?

I'll click a picture with the car and send it to him.

If I stay in the city..

..and buy a scooter..

I can at least give him a ride on it. That would make me happy.

Not just that. If dad falls ill..

..I can only call him up from America and ask him..

..how he's doing, or if he took his medicines.

But if I stay here..

..I can take him to a doctor and buy medicines for him.

I can look after him. Right?

That's what I want.

You only know what Mani wrote in the letter, Priya.

But that's not all.

I was very young when my mom passed away.

But he never thought of getting married again.

My happiness mattered the most to him.

He has only been living for me.

Now, I want to live only for him.

My happiness lies in him.

What's my life all about? Go to work in the morning..

..and smoke on the streets with friends in the evening.

And then, go for a movie.

Listen to dad's scolding while having dinner at night.

And then, rest my head on his lap and go to sleep. That was life.

These pleasure..

..cannot be attained alone in any corner of the world.

Never.

You won't understand this, Priya.

Because after marriage..

..you will forget your parents, who looked after you for 20 years..

..your siblings and friends..

..and accept your husband as your life partner.

It could be easy for you.

But it's difficult for me.

Your husband means the world to you.

But for me, my Mani means everything.

Good night.

What's the girl's name? - Priya.

We have her horoscope.

What are you doing here?

You see..

You see, you will leave us and go to your in-laws after marriage.

So, I was praying to God so that you have a better future.

Don't lie in a temple. I'll get upset.

Who do you think you are? - Wait a minute..

What have I done to make you so angry?

You're behaving as if it was my fault.

Look, weren't you flirting with that girl?

You found out.

But what's the use?

She doesn't understand my romance. Please.

Talk to her and explain to her.

You want me to help you entice girls!

You'll never change! Never! - Why? Why should I change anyway?

Your dad has found you a boy from America.

That's not the case with me.

I'm going to marry an uneducated girl from the village.

To find a modern, fair and English speaking girl..

..I come to places like the temple.

What's wrong in it?

Hey! What do you think you're doing? Go away!

Don't ever be seen again! Get lost!

Bye!

Hey, she's leaving.

What's this? What's wrong in this?

I can look at whoever I want. Why do you care?

Why did you interfere and drive that girl away?

Pray to God to have a good life with your husband.

Go. Go.. Go away from here. I said, leave.

I've prayed to God..

..to have you.

I love you, Suraj.

What's this? Look, there is a limit to joke around.

Go and pray to God.

Hey! Don't you understand?

I love you.

If you look at another girl, I'll kill you.

Do you understand?

'I've prayed to God to have you.'

'I love you, Suraj.'

Listen, you will stay in Vijay's house.

Even if you don't do any work.

But please don't do anything that would make me apologise to him.

I won't do anything that would harm your dignity. Okay?

Uncle. - I haven't come to ask you why you left.

I haven't come to send you off either.

I'm going with you.

Not to complain about you.

I need to apologise to my friend Mani.

Uncle.. - I can't help it. Your dad and I are good friends, after all.

When a person is at a good position..

..people see the good things about him.

But when I used to stay on the platform..

..Mani believed that I would achieve something in life.

In all these years of friendship, I've asked him a lot of favours.

But he never asked me for a favour.

All he asked me to do was to get you a job.

It's not a big deal to get his son a job.

I don't know if you didn't like the job I got you..

..or if someone at home said something to you.

It's nothing like that.

I just felt like meeting dad..

Why were you leaving without letting anyone know?

How will I ever face your dad?

Uncle, I don't want to cause a problem in your friendship with dad.

I'm sorry, I left without informing.

I made a mistake. Let's go home.

Why do you hesitate?

You're no longer a guest in this house.

You're part of my family. Okay?

Okay. - Come.

Where are you going? Let's have lunch. Come.

Priya.

Priya.

Priya, listen.. Priya, listen to me. Priya..

"Where are you going? Take me along too."

"Take me along too."

"I'm all alone."

You're back! - Hey!

Why are you crying? Is it because I left the house..

..or I'm back now? - No..

You stayed here for so long and then left all of a sudden.

I was crying in remorse.

Don't misunderstand.

They say that one tends to smoke a lot when sad.

Hence, I was smoking.

That's why these buds are lying here.

That's not the case.

You look happy, not sad.

That's because you're back.

When you weren't here a while ago, I was lying like a dead body.

If you were late by even two minutes, I would have died by drinking beer.

Does a person die due to having beer?

If one is not used to it, then it's like poison.

It's poison if one is not used to it?

Stop asking such stupid questions.

What's a stupid question?

Well..

I don't want to ask it again and get trapped.

Listen, you look tired. Get some rest. I'll leave.

Listen. I brought beer when I was upset.

I'm happy now. So, can I have some?

I was offering it to you. Why are you removing your belt? - Hey!

I'm taking my pants off. Leave.

Ask me to get out. Only then will I leave. - Get lost.

Yes, that's how you say it. Don't be so polite.

That was fun. Well said!

Good morning, Priya.

Hey! Priya.. No.. What are you doing, Priya?

Okay. Okay..

No, Priya.. Not this time.

I have to go to work.

Bye.

Hey! Are you cleaning mom's photo or beating her?

Tell me what to do.

Take this. Put this garland around the picture.

Hey! Don't you have any sense?

Is this how you do it? Hold the garland with both your hands.

Do it with love.

Hold the garland.

You know how difficult something is only when you do it.

Don't try to teach me or use force on me.

You can put the garland around your mom the way you want. Okay?

Hey! You may leave.

Everything can be done without you.

Priya dear. - What happened, Uncle?

Please come here, dear. - Yes.

Why did you call me?

Please put this garland around your grandma's picture. - How can I?

What do you mean? Who else will do it then?

Everyone keeps talking nonsense. Here, step on this chair.

I'm here. - Okay.

Be careful, Priya. - Don't worry. I'm holding it.

Put the garland around it. - May I come in?

Yes, come in.

Hey.. What happened..

Who asked you to come in? - You did.

I did, but not in this way.

Priya fell down, and so did my mom.

I'm glad my mom is fine. Only the glass broke.

Am I right, dear?

What's this, Uncle?

What happened, dear? - Where are the eyes? - Whose eyes?

Grandma's eyes.

Oh, my God! Who stole my mother's eyes!

He did. Yes, it was painted using water colours.

He rubbed them off.

The eyes were bound to be erased. - Shut up!

My mother lost her eyes because of you.

Dad, Suraj paints well. Ask him to draw grandma's eyes.

Suraj, dear, my life lies in your hands.

What are you saying? I've seen your mother's picture just once.

I don't remember her face. How can I draw her eyes?

There's still time. She was wearing white spectacles.

If we paint it black, it'll look like sunglasses.

Our problem will be solved.

I'll get your face blackened! To hell with your idea!

Dear, I beg of you.

Please draw her eyes before brother returns.

Or else..

My brother will kill me.

Stop it, sir. What you're saying makes no sense.

The eyes are the soul of a picture.

If anything goes wrong, the face will change.

I can't do this, sir.

What do you want? You want to see my mother's eyes, right?

Come this way, dear. - What happened, Uncle? - Come on.

Priya's eyes are just like my mother's eyes. Draw her eyes.

What are you thinking, dear?

My life is in danger here and you're still thinking!

Dear.. Please draw Priya's eyes.

Please, dear.. Please agree, dear. Here you go.

You drew her eyes!

Look.. Look, it's perfect.

Dear, by rectifying my late mother's picture, you've saved my life.

May you be blessed! May you be blessed with heaven, dear.

My mom..

Her eyes were amazing!

I was mesmerised when I saw her eyes. Beautiful!

If I had slipped, my life would have been over.

Suraj, your heart is made of steel.

No girl's eyes can affect you.

There's no way! I was scared for no reason.

But to be safe, I should avoid looking into that girl's eyes.

Very dangerous eyes.

Oh, no!

Suraj, what's wrong with you?

I can't sleep when I'm lying down straight, not even when I turn.

Suraj, she disturbs you a lot, doesn't she?

Never! Who said so? Hello!

I don't like your eyes! I don't!

"I promise.. It's my promise."

"I will love you a lot."

"Our story of love will continue for the rest of our lives."

"You will stay in my heart. I will pamper you."

"You will reside in my eyes. You will be close to me."

"You have brought love into my life."

"Always stay in my heart. Don't ever leave me."

"I promise.. It's my promise."

"I will love you a lot."

"You will live in my eyes as my dreams."

"You will live in my breath."

"I've given you my heart. I can't live without you either."

"You are my destination. You're everything I want in life."

"My heart.. My heart.."

"My heart desires to see you all the time."

"I want to be lost in you."

"You stay in my heart. You stay in my heart."

"Listen to me, my beloved."

"I will remain loyal to you."

"I promise.. It's my promise."

"I will love you a lot."

"Your sight mesmerises my heart. You're a part of me."

"You've cast a spell on me."

"I wonder what's happened to me. I'm intoxicated."

"Our love story has begun gradually."

"My body is restless, I wonder why."

"My mind is not at peace."

"How do I tell you? How do I explain this?"

"What is happening? I have no idea."

"I promise.. It's my promise."

"I will love you a lot."

"Our story of love will continue for the rest of our lives."

"You will stay in my heart. I will pamper you."

"You will reside in my eyes. You will be close to me."

"You have brought love into my life."

"Always stay in my heart. Don't ever leave me."

Hi, Pri..

Hello, sir. Good evening. - Good evening.

How's work? - Work's good, sir.

How are your colleagues? - A girl named Suman is very sweet.

Idiot! Your tongue is your worst enemy. You can't control it.

I have a board meeting. Take Priya home with you.

Okay. - Dad, I'll take a rickshaw. - No.

Do you have anything to do, Suraj? - No, sir. - Then take her along.

Priya.. Can we have a cup of coffee?

I've been really tense in office since morning.

Look at you. You look so tired after all the shopping.

So, let's have a cup of coffee and relax.

Please..

Thank you!

Hello. - Yes, sir?

Priya, instead of having just coffee, can we have some breakfast?

Two plates of 'Sambhar Idli'. The 'Sambhar' should be hot.

It'll take a while, sir. - No problem. We'll wait.

Serving it won't take long.

Since it'll be hot, you'll take a while to eat it.

We'll cool it down and have it. Go get it.

Okay, sir.

So, Priya, the restaurant looks good, doesn't it?

Colorful chairs, tables, spoons.. Wow! They have forks too.

Usually, they do have all this. Correct.

What have I done that you're not even talking to me?

I've been noticing you since we met at the temple.

When I try to talk to you, you slam the door at me.

You throw water on my clothes while I'm going to work.

I'm noting everything down in my diary.

I'll take revenge too. Every dog has its day.

Listen to me now. I'm talking to you as a friend.

There shouldn't be any problem between us now.

Past is past. Let bygones be bygones.

Look, you'll get married and go to America in a few days.

And the company I work for will get fed up of me..

..and send me back to Nasik.

We won't get to meet after that.

Let's spend these few days happily.

If you don't like to see me..

..then sleep until 10 o'clock every day.

I will leave for office at 9 o'clock. - Anything else, sir? - No, thanks.

Okay. - There won't be a problem. Is that okay?

Let's follow this from now on. Shake hands.

Shake hands with me.

Left hand or right hand. Any hand, no problem.

What have you done, Priya?

What happened, sir? The plate is missing.

The plate.. - Sir, was the 'Sambhar' as hot as you wanted?

Yes. It was very hot.

Listen. - Yes? - Take this.

The bill? - Get some clothes. - For me?

For me? - Size? - Free size.

Colour? - Hey! Just get it. - Okay, sir.

He wants to know the colour! Oh, my! It hurts!

Spider Man!

Listen, stop laughing, and here's the fare.

Hello. - This is your boyfriend. - Shut up! It's you.

I was just seeing the wedding card.

Hey! How's the design? - It's beautiful.

Okay.. Pappi and you have to come to the wedding.

Don't make an excuse of the distance.

I'll have to ask dad. - I don't care.

You have to come to the wedding. - Hello, Asha..

What happened? Who were you talking to?

She's forcing me to attend her wedding.

How do I get dad's permission?

You want to go to Asha's wedding! That's it?

I'll get you his permission. Come with me. Follow me.

Uncle, I need to talk to you.

Tell me quickly.

Priya's friend Asha is getting married in Lonavala.

That's good. - Both of us want to attend it, Uncle.

You need not go there. Send her a letter and stay at home.

If we send letters to everyone's weddings..

..then no one will attend my wedding either.

Only my husband will be present.

Please, Uncle. Let us go. - Why?

Won't she get married if you don't go? - Yes, that's what she said.

Fine. Do this.

Go by train. I'll book your tickets.

No.. We won't go by train. We'll go by car.

I have a lot of work tomorrow morning.

You need not come. Just give us the car.

Did you see that? Priya is the last one to marry in our family.

She sounds like she'll elope with someone. - Stop it.

Uncle, I was talking about your car and you're talking about my marriage.

Dear, I'm thinking about who I should send with you.

Why don't you send Paplu? - No.

I can't send him this far.

Do this. Take Suraj along. He'll look after you.

Thanks, Uncle.

Hi, Pappi! - Hi! - How are you?

How are you? - Hello!

If you both leave without any bags, then who'll carry your luggage?

We haven't brought anyone to carry our luggage.

You have to do everything until we return. Get our luggage. - Oh, my!

The younger one is sharper than the elder one. I won't spare her.

I was wondering if they'll give us accommodation in this hill station.

But it's okay. The place looks good. - Hey! This is the ladies' room.

I see. So, let's leave then. - Good joke. Now, leave.

Why should I leave?

I said, get out!

Hey! How dare you throw my bag out!

I'm a different kind of a guy.

If I get angry and leave you..

..you'll have to push the car until home.

Nonsense! - "I've been your lover for ages.."

Hey! - Why are you standing here with your bag?

I'm looking for a place to stay.

Are you from the bride's side or the groom's side?

From the bride's side. - From the bride's side!

I like you. - Thanks.

There's something going on at the place..

..where the groom's side is staying.

Join me.

No, I need to bathe first. Make some arrangements for that.

You can drink, bathe and do whatever you want over there.

Come on. - Let's go.

Come on.

Hello. - Hello.

Hello, everyone. - Hello..

Who's this new face? - He's from the bride's side.

So, I brought him along. Sit.

Hello. - Please, have a seat.

Would you like a cigarette?

Thanks.

Are you the bride's friend?

I'm not a very close friend of hers.

I just know her.

How will we understand that way?

How do you know the bride?

I know her as she's beautiful.

That's obvious. Next?

What else? She talks sweetly.

We'll get to know that. Tell us something else.

I don't know the details.. I mean, I don't know her deeply.

He is not coming to the point.

It looks like we'll have to get him drunk.

Hey! Get some alcohol.

I'm not habituated to drinking.

I don't want to lie to you.

I do drink, but not now.

If the others find out, it'll be a problem. - This is not fair.

If you don't be a part of our celebrations..

..then we'll think you're upset with us.

Chew some mint leaves after drinking.

Give me. - Mint leaves! That's my idea.

Here, have some.

Well.. - Come on.

Did you enjoy? - Once again, please.

Tell him to get me another bottle.

One more!

Now, tell me. - What do you want to know?

About Asha. - What can I tell you about Asha?

Tell us something you know that we don't.

Tell us something.

Asha!

Asha and I had a small connection.

Really? - Yes.

If I'd lie even after being drunk..

..then there's no point in getting drunk.

Once, it was Asha's birthday party. - Yes.

There was a piano there. - Piano? No. - There was.

I played the piano and enticed her.

But don't mention this to the groom.

Or he might start crying.

This is not done. Why is he tense about someone else's wife?

Listen, he's her husband to-be.

Oh, my!

Sir..

I spoke a bit too much as I was drunk.

Asha is like a sister to me. I am telling the truth.

Please don't stare at me. I never loved Asha.

Why not? Why didn't you love her?

Sir, you shouldn't say such things. Do you have any idea what you're saying?

The girl I'm about to marry..

..wasn't good enough for you to fall in love with?

Well.. - No.. Come on, tell me. Why didn't you love her?

Well, there was a strong reason why I didn't fall for Asha.

What is it? - I had a love affair with someone else.

Hey! I'll kill you. We don't find a single girl to fall in love with

and you've been loving so many girls. - Hey! He's high.

Put him to sleep. You drink. - No, it's okay. I'm full.

Tell us about your love.

This is me. And this is that girl.

One minute. This is the girl. Okay. - Okay?

We never got along.

She would dislike me and I would dislike her.

We kept fighting for a very long time.

One day, I wonder what happened.

She smiled on seeing me.

She started talking to me.

She wished me good night.

All of a sudden, she came to me and told me that she loved me.

Why didn't you turn your glass?

Why did you keep it like that?

This is my condition.

I can't say yes, nor can I say no.

My heart is disturbed. It's restless.

Her eyes.. Her eyes are as deep as her grandma's.

It seems as if I'm drowning in the ocean. I can't control myself.

Why do you control yourself? Just say yes.

No, that would be wrong. - What's wrong in that?

That girl is engaged.

Hey! I've been trying to entice a married woman.

That's not a big deal.

Hey! Shut up! What happened then?

What else? The war is on.

She throws water at me while I leave for office.

What do you do? - What can I do?

I take her to the restaurant the next day to have 'Idli Sambhar'

and warn her that this is wrong. - Very good. She must be scared.

She threw 'Sambhar' at me and left.

What did you do then? - I washed it and put it for drying.

You did what a man should have!

I asked her why she splashed water on me..

..and she splashed 'Sambhar' on me instead.

If I ask her again, she might throw acid on me.

Along with my pant, I might burn too.

So, I used my brains and left.

If that girl loves you so much, then why do you hesitate?

Is the girl ugly?

Ugly? Wash your face with this first.

She is one in a million.

Two eyes are not enough to look at her. They aren't enough.

How many eyes do you need then?

"She adorns herself.."

I'm sorry, this is not my room. - This is your room.

This.. This is my room?

What are you doing in a man's room?

We were waiting for you.

Why? Is your luggage missing?

No, the image is missing.

What? Only an idiot could have stolen it.

You drunkard! I can't believe you got drunk and are creating a scene.

We were proud that you were not like that.

Disgusting! What a shame!

I'm not like that, Pappi. I'm not.

They forced me to drink.

They even mixed two kinds of alcohol.

That's why I got high.

We don't care about this drunkard.

Let's go. - Pappi! I'm sorry, Pappi.

Don't apologise to me. I'll call uncle. Apologise to him.

Don't do that, Pappi. Please, don't do that.

That idiot.. - Hey! What did you say?

Tell him to talk about dad with respect.

I'm sorry. Please don't tell your uncle, Pappi.

It'll get serious.

I've made a big mistake. A big one.

Just give me one more chance. - Why? To drink again?

No, Pappi. Give me a chance to prove that I'm a nice guy.

I beg you for forgiveness.

Please, Pappi. Forgive me. - What are you doing?

I'm begging you to forgive me.

I don't think you're apologising. Look at you.

You drunkard! - Why are you arguing with him? Let's go.

Rascals! I can't differentiate between a person and a chair.

Hey!

I'm sorry, I bumped into you by mistake.

It's been years since a boy like you bumped into me.

Who are you looking at? - The one who bumped into her.

Who bumped into whom?

That boy bumped into my wife.

He also gave her a signal.

I won't spare him until the wedding is over.

What are you doing? - I'm sorry..

Do I have to sit with the groom?

Does Asha know you're at the wedding? - Yes.

She knows. - Oh. So, will you help me?

Yes, tell me.

Can you hide until I'm married to Asha?

Oh!

I know that Asha will be confused to see me.

But I don't understand how to avoid her.

Listen, I want to get married.

It's time for her to arrive. Will you please? - Okay.. - Please.

All the best. - Hello, son-in-law.

I! - Okay..

Sure.

Hello. The groom is a nice man.

He's perfect you. - That's why I've selected him.

Everything's good.

Didn't you bring your wife along?

Wife? - Hey, Priya. Should we tell Asha that Suraj is not married?

Keep quiet. Let him get trapped.

Oh, my wife.. She must be here..

She was somewhere around.. Yes, there she is.

It's her!

What is it, dear? - Come here.

Aunt! Hey! Why are you following me?

He's my uncle.

Why did you call me, dear? - Aunt, when did you marry him?

What are you saying, dear? - Asha..

I didn't point to her.

I'm sorry. There's a misunderstanding.

My wife was right here. I wonder where..

I'll slap you.

Wait. Where are you going?

If she's your wife, then who's mine? - It's her.

How can one woman have two husbands?

Asha. - What happened?

Look at Suraj. - Hey! Why are you scolding him? - What?

I'm your husband.

Why are you being so respectful to him?

And you're enjoying. - Why are you scolding her?

What's the matter? Both of you get upset when I scold you.

What do you want? - What do I want?

Hey! Look at me! You turn around. Look at me. What is it?

Tell me. Answer me.

Bye. - Bye! - I'll kill you.

What's all this? Why are you packing?

The reception and honeymoon are left. What's the hurry? - Hey!

Shut up! You're married now. Stop talking like that.

All right. But stay for the reception at least.

No, that's not possible. I have a lot of work at the office.

I do have work, but never mind.

Since we've come this far, let's attend the reception as well.

We don't need his permission. I'll have to take dad's permission.

Him! I'll get his permission.

Will we have to stay in this room until evening?

Let's go to the zoo, Pappi. You'll find a lot of friends there.

Suraj, I don't like such jokes.

I'll complain to uncle.

Pappi, go to Black Thunder. You'll have fun.

Black Thunder! Priya, it'll be fun!

We need to crush this car and sell it to the scrap dealer at the earliest.

Stop! Stop it! Stop!

Okay.

Yes, kiss me, sir.

If you don't know English, then talk in Hindi. - I do know English.

I want to go to Black Thunder.

Where? - Black Thunder is what I mean.

I have a flat tire. Please help me.

Sure. Humans should help one another.

Come, we're going that way. - Thanks a lot.

Great! He's such a great human being.

He helps everyone.

Pappi, tell him to move.

I've helped you by being your driver.

That way, I'm helping him too.

Let's go. Take a right.

Suraj, did you buy the tickets? - Yes, I did.

Sir. Stop, sir. Wait a minute.

Please come here. - Why?

Sir, you've helped me by giving me a lift.

So, I want to take a group picture of yours and gift it to you.

Stand together. Why are you staring at me?

I may look like a thief, but I take good pictures.

If that's the case, then take a picture.

Come closer. The camera is small.

Pappi, tell her to come closer. - Come on.

Smile.

This is worst.

Ready? Smile!

One, two, three!

Sir. What happened, sir? - I'm injured.

Are you all right, sir? - Only a doctor can tell about the damage.

Can you please pick up the umbrella? - Yes.

It's nothing. That boy opened it by mistake. - Oh, God!

I'm sorry, sir. I opened it by mistake.

It's not your fault. I've been having a bad day.

Did something happen, sir? - How do I tell you?

If I take off my pants and check, people will find out.

Please help me. - Yes..

I hope you don't have a problem. - Not at all, sir.

There's nothing to worry. - Okay.. - Hey, the giant-wheel!

Come on, let's go.

Wait. Sir, do you want to take a ride on the giant-wheel?

This giant-wheel is small. Let's ride on the roller coaster instead.

Excuse me! Do you have to do this in such a situation?

I know that the roller coaster has cushion seats?

I'll sit on it and wear the safety belt. There won't be a problem.

I can't walk. Hence, I want to sit.

Pappi, let's go. - Okay. Pappi..

Pappi, take her along too.

Listen, give me a ticket.

Here. Start.

Wait for a while, sir. - Why? To rotate it?

No, sir. This is not a cycle wheel that can be moved by a single person.

It's a giant-wheel.

You should have stated the conditions before giving me the ticket.

Start now. It's time. - No, sir.

You're lecturing me instead of pressing the button.

Come on, start! - Oh, God!

Stop it now. - Why, sir?

When I thought about it, you seemed right.

Let people come first. Okay? - What's this, sir?

You're troubling me.

Let's go for a cup of coffee. - No, sir. I'm on duty. - Come on.

Come on. - I can't.. - Come on. - No, sir..

No.. - Hello, operator!

The giant-wheel operator! Get me down!

Suraj!

Look, my head is spinning. I'm petrified.

Suraj, please. Tell him to get me down.

The poor girl is scared. Bring her down.

What about the coffee, sir? - We'll have coffee later. Come on.

Oh, my! Oh, God!

Oh, my God!

You rascal! What kind of a joke is this?

I almost died. I'll kill you if you do this again. Got it?

Tell me you won't do it again! Tell me! - Hey..

I was so scared! You idiot!

Hello. You spoke to me.

What did you say? - You spoke to me. - I did not.

You did. - I did not.

You did. - I did not. - Hey, did you hear

her talking to me? - Yes, I did. - Hey, I didn't.

Yes. - You did. - I did not.

You did. - I did not. - You did.. - I did not..

What happened? Are you tired? You can't do it, can you?

Why do you want to get me?

No matter what you do, you can't get me.

You can never get me.

Hey! What happened? Don't be upset.

Look, don't get angry and sulk again.

All I have to do is apologise, right?

I'm sorry.. Okay?

That's it? Okay, let me hold my ears then.

One, two, three. Will this not do?

All right, then. Scold me. Rebuke me.

Okay, fine. Here's a stick.

Here. Hit me. Hit me as much as you like. I'm ready.

It hurts..

Sir, are you scared of this ride?

I am scared! You've insulted me by saying that.

It's simple. It'll just go left, and then right.

It'll come back here.

Have you ever ridden the train to Matheran? It's the same.

Hold me if you get scared.

Look, he's ready to die before it even started.

We'll have to check after the ride if he's alive. High five! Hold me.

Goodbye! - Bye!

You were scared of this!

It seems like we're on a flight.

Oh..

You were boasting a lot!

Oh, my! - Why are you screaming?

Stop this! I'm going to die! I can't breathe!

Stop! - It's fun! - Stop! Help me!

I'm going to die! Help me! Someone stop this!

Stop it! - It's fun!

Yes!

Wow!

Sir, it was fun.

Oh, my God! - Were you scared?

You were screaming a lot. - It seemed as if he was going to die.

Now he's making fun of me.

Suraj, that flower looks beautiful.

That yellow flower, right? Yes, it's pretty.

Merely praising it won't do.

What do I have to do then? - Go and get it.

What? I have to get that?

You only see the flower. Do you see how high it is?

As if it's in the sky. Who wants it anyway?

Sister wants it.

Your sister always wants the impossible.

You can't get her a flower, and you always boast!

Your sister is already angry. Don't add fuel to the fire.

All you can do is talk.

Wait. Where are you going? - To get ice-cream.

In some families, at least one family member talks a lot.

But in your family, all of you talk a lot. How did that happen?

Your jokes are crossing all limits now.

All right. I agree.

But you're the sharpest. - Don't point a finger at me!

Do you want to play? Do you want to touch me?

Let's play then. - What do you mean?

I'll put my hand forward and you have to hit it.

If your hand touches mine, then you win.

You'll have three chances. If you fail, then I win.

Okay? - Okay. - Okay. Ladies first.

I touched it..

You didn't.. - Don't lie.

I touched you, that's it.

Don't lie. - I touched your little finger.

Liar! You'll see, you'll have a baby girl first.

It's better to have a girl than have a boy like you.

What do you mean? - I touched it, that's it.

Anyway, forget it. You're cheating.

All right, let's do it again. It's my turn now. - Okay.

Did I disturb you by interfering?

No. You saved me. - He knows he interfered and he's still asking.

I heard what you said. I'm going.

You may continue playing.

Sir, you got really friendly so quickly.

This is what's special about me.

My sister is getting married on the 17th of next month.

Do come. - I will.

Here you go.

Dear, when the budget of the wedding is low..

..do you print such tiny invites?

Sir, this is a visiting card.

My brain has not been working since this morning.

Oh! - Mind your step, dear. You should look where you're walking.

People have dug up holes for us. We're not aware.

If we fall into a pit, they might just cover it up..

Sir..

Where did he go? He just disappeared.

Good night, Suraj. - Good night.

Priya.

Yes.

Good night.

Why did you give me the flower?

Would you like some pilaf? - No, thanks.

Hey, that's my glass.

Oh, this is your glass. That's why the water is sweet. - Thanks.

I'm warning you again.

If you go after someone else, I'll kill you.

Why did you give me the flower?

Keep the towel and leave. - I won't.

You can't leave without answering the question.

Why did you give me the flower?

Because I had lost my mind. Okay? Forget it now.

Why do you want to hide it from me?

Tell me whatever's in your heart.

Listen to me, Priya.

You asked for the flower..

..and I plucked it and gave it to you. That's it.

Don't misunderstand it now.

I won't get you anything

that you ask for, again. Okay?

Let go of my hand. - I won't.

I beg of you, please. Let go of my hand.

I'm holding your hand and you're asking me to let it go!

Do you know what this means?

I don't want to know. Let go of my hand.

If we take the seven nuptial rounds holding hands

we'll be married. You know that, don't you?

Stop this nonsense.

Don't irritate me.

I'll say the same thing again.

If you love someone else other than me, I'll kill you.

Hey, guys!

Suraj, please take over.

Friends, Asha and Shri..

On this occasion, to congratulate them on your behalf and mine..

..I'd like to share something with all of you.

Perhaps, some might not understand this.

Some might get confused too.

But if even one of you understands it, it'd be enough.

Marriage is an amazing miracle that happens in every person's life.

Marriage. This word is miraculous. It's magical.

Hence, every person desires it.

All of us want to have that interesting life.

..we meet many people and get to know them.

If we like someone..

..then we wish that they become our life partner.

There's nothing wrong in it.

But some people's wishes come true..

..while the others can't unite, no matter how hard they try.

It's not in our hands to decide..

..whether we spend our future..

..with the one we love, the one that loves us or a stranger.

Even then, people act stubborn..

..and think of making their love, their life partner.

Look, we can desire to be an actor's son..

..or a superstar's grandson.

But making that dream come true is not in our hands.

Some people are required to compromise at some stage in life.

While for some, compromising becomes their life.

If it is so, I will never compromise when it's about marriage.

Adjusting in life would be better for them..

..as well as for their family.

Even in the lives of Asha and Shri..

..some compromises are going to be made.

But are they happily married?

Hence, I want people to follow this.

And yes, Shri, don't stop arguing for the sake of compromise.

Or else, life will become boring.

There should be tiffs in everyone's lives.

A tiff should start in the morning and end at night. Okay?

I pray that your lives are filled with such tiffs and joys.

Thank you. - Amazing!

Thanks, buddy! - Well said!

"My beloved, tell me.."

"..that you love me too."

"Look at me.."

"..with love."

"I've lost my mind. Look at my condition."

"I'm crazy about you."

"Why are you upset with me?"

"Don't break my heart. Accept me."

"Embrace me."

"How do I tell you that I love you too?"

"I miss you and remember you all the time."

"I suffer without you. I yearn for you."

"I don't want to be away from you. Come in my arms."

"We can't unite in spite of being close."

"The world is our enemy."

"Don't care about the world."

"Accept me now."

"My beloved, tell me.."

"..that you love me too."

"Look at me.."

"..with love."

"I can't live by forgetting you or making you cry."

"I don't want to cry for the rest of my life."

"Living is difficult, and so is dying, without you."

"I'm suffering. I'm crying."

"How do I live?"

"Not everyone gets their love."

"Not everyone gets love in return of love."

"I can't bear the distances."

"I can't bear the separation."

"My beloved, tell me that you love me too."

"Look at me with love."

"I've lost my mind."

"Look at my condition."

"I'm crazy about you."

"Why are you upset with me?"

"Don't break my heart. Accept me."

"Embrace me."

Why are you playing hide and seek with me?

Do you not understand my love? Or are you pretending to be innocent?

You come close for a few moments and make me happy.

And then, you go away from me and hurt me.

Why are you doing this?

You could be a failure for your dad or careless for mine..

..but why do I like you so much? Tell me.

Why do you drive me crazy?

Why do you torture me? Answer me.

Answer me, Suraj. Answer me.

Good night, Pappi.

You have made my sister cry.

Sister, look who's here.

How are the arrangements for the wedding coming around?

You're wondering that the one who couldn't attend the engagement..

..has come a day before the wedding!

It's nothing like that, Laxmi. Priya was a kid during your wedding.

And today, she's getting married. - That's what we were thinking.

Girls these days are always in a rush.

They grow up so soon, and get married soon too.

They have babies soon and grow old soon.

I mean, they start ageing early.

There's nothing left in their lives then. Where's Priya?

Priya.

What happened? What happened, Priya?

Listen.

Give it to me. - What's this?

Give that to me. - My friend is coming after a very long time.

I'm throwing a party to welcome him.

Just two drinks. - Vijay. - Hey! Mani!

Come!

What's this? This is growing. - Shut up!

How are you? Are you all right?

I'm fine. How are you? - We're well. Please come.

Hold on.

Have you come to me first or did you meet your son in the outhouse?

Would I still be holding this suitcase if I had met my son?

Did you see? I told you, but you didn't believe me.

He loves me more than his son. - Yes.

I got it. - Give me the suitcase.

Come. - Come. It's been long since we had a drink.

I've organised a party for you.

Let the party be. Tell me, did my son create any problems?

Your son? He's under my control now.

He's taken up all the responsibilities of the wedding.

Is that so? - Yes. - When did he become so responsible?

He was a responsible boy.

You could never understand him. - Absolutely.

I'll get you some coffee.

Why coffee? Get us two sodas.

Hey! Shut up! Don't listen to him. Get us two cups of strong coffee. - Okay.

So, are you trying to be a gentleman in front of her? - No, I'm not.

The wedding is tomorrow. If we sit to drink now..

..and the groom's family sees us, what will they think?

What's this? - Uncle, someone's here to see you from the office.

Oh, no! What's this? Wait a minute. I'll be back.

What are you doing, Paplu?

I'm digging a hole.

Why are you doing so with a stick?

Then? - Bring a spoon from the kitchen and then dig it.

With a spoon?

If I use a spoon, the wedding will be over.

That's what I'm trying to say.

Get an axe and finish your work quickly.

That's what he meant.

Aunt, how are you?

I'm sorry, I was caught up in the arrangements. I didn't notice you.

What happened? Do you want a flower? Tell me, I'll get you.

Go. I'll get it.

What happened? You're leaving without saying anything.

What should I say to you?

So much happened between you two, and you behave as if nothing happened.

She can't suppress her feelings like you.

That's why she's crying.

I'm not saying that you're wrong.

It's Priya's fault entirely.

Her first mistake was loving you.

Moreover, she loved you after being engaged to someone else.

That was an even bigger mistake.

Most importantly, she told you about her feelings.

She's a crazy girl.

But she's not mature enough to understand her mistakes.

Nor is this time right.

But you're a nice man.

That's why you're getting her wedding arrangements done..

..so that her life is not ruined.

Tell me something.

If you manage the tent and food..

..at the wedding of the one you love..

..do you think people will consider you a great man?

Listen to this.

The society is made up of people.

The society hasn't created people.

If Priya can't marry you..

..then she may commit suicide.

That will happen later.

But for now, she's dying every moment, thinking of you.

What about that?

I don't understand why you're being away from her..

..and acting stubborn.

But please don't be the cause of her death, please.

Dad. When did you come?

Dear.

Suraj. Please come here.

Look, don't call me up and bother me until the wedding.

Manage everything on your own. Yes.

Come. Where were you? - Downstairs. Suraj was there.

How's your son?

He was a kid as long as he was with me.

He's grown so big that I have to beg before him now.

He's in my control, after all. Come, Suraj.

Hey, ask him how he's doing.

What's there to ask? He must be happy too.

How can I ask him how he's doing?

Some people suppress their feelings.

They only pretend to be happy.

I think, both these things are wrong.

Suraj, I had asked you to arrange a guesthouse..

..for the groom's family's accommodation. Is it done?

I've spoken to them and paid them in advance.

Is the food for the guests ready?

I've informed the caterers. Paplu is over there.

We'll ask them their choice of food and place the order in the evening.

The dais will be decorated tomorrow morning, sir.

I've placed an order for the flowers and garlands.

And, I've booked rooms in Ambika Empire Hotel..

..for the accommodation of the groom's friends.

Okay, Suraj. Don't say anything.

As long as Mani and you are with me, I don't have to worry.

Do what you want. It's my daughter's wedding, after all.

The arrangements should be unforgettable. What do you think?

I don't think this wedding will ever be forgotten by anyone.

Priya.

Priya, why are you here?

Don't say anything. I'll leave.

But before I leave, just tell me how you feel.

Tell the truth if you like me.

If you do like me, tell me.

In spite of knowing that I couldn't have you..

..I'll get married to someone with this happiness.

Tell me if you don't like me.

I'll suppress that pain and get married.

Wait, Suraj.

I need an answer.

I'm not in a condition to talk.

Your love matters to you.

Your father's honour matters to him.

And my dad matters to me the most.

So, forget about your love..

..and forget about me.

This wedding should happen without any obstacles.

Please.

Dad, stop this wedding at once.

Don't do anything in haste.

I've made this decision after thinking it through.

Everyone's going back home.

Are you saying so after seeing this photo?

Of course. This girl is characterless.

What other proof do you need? - Dear.

All this is normal in America.

Why are you getting so upset over this?

Listen, if she was dating someone..

..then even you can date someone after marriage.

What are you saying? - Hey!

Just keep quiet. Leave. - Don't ruin that girl's life.

Hey! Just leave. Nonsense!

Listen, this drawback in the girl could prove beneficial for us.

I'm your father. Just marry her. You'll have a bright future.

Try and understand.

Do what you want. - Okay.. He's agreed.

I'll show this picture to her father and demand Rs. 1 crore. Yes!

Rs. 1 crore.

Cash or cheque. The wedding will happen then.

Get out of here. - Sir, don't be angry. Let's talk politely.

Hey! Get up. Get up, I said.

I'm being polite with you.

Get out. - Listen, it's the girl's fault.

How can you ask me to get out? - Shut up!

If you talk against my daughter, I'll shoot you.

Get lost! - Okay.. Stop yelling.

Listen, I'm talking as a businessman. If you give me Rs. 1 crore..

..I'll convince my son that it's not the girl's fault.

Whether we stay here or cancel the wedding..

..and leave rests on your decision.

Take your time.

It's my fault, Dad. I loved Suraj.

In spite of knowing that it was wrong..

..I couldn't forget Suraj, Dad. Forgive me.

What's happening here? What's going on?

You had no idea what this young girl was doing in the house!

The groom's family has a picture.

Your daughter was roaming around with that guy.

Moreover, he demands Rs. 1 crore.

I can even give him Rs. 10 crore.

Money is not important for me. If I give it to him..

..then everyone will say that my daughter was wrong.

Tell me. Answer me! - Dad, mom knows nothing. - Shut up!

Shut your mouth. I don't want to talk to you.

Brother.. - You shut up too! Are you trying to support her?

For God's sake, just listen to me.

No one knows when a person falls in love, and with whom.

If one could figure out, no girl would leave the house then.

Nor would she stand as the culprit in front of everyone.

No one knows when love happens, right?

That's why she fell in love after being engaged to someone else.

Is this what I've taught her? - You did.

That's the reason she agreed to marry the boy..

..of your choice in spite of loving someone else.

You found out about her love through someone else.

Or else she would have never told us about it..

..and gone ahead with the wedding.

You may spend millions of rupees on the wedding..

..and organise a feast for the guests.

They will digest the food by evening, but feel hungry at night again.

The guests will forget the wedding too.

But she will have to spend the rest of her life..

..with the boy she doesn't love. Right?

Think about it. Are the blessings of the guests..

..more important than the man she marries?

I agree that the man she marries is important.

But after decided on one boy, now she says she likes Suraj.

Ask her the reason and I'll cancel the wedding.

I don't know why you like that boy from America.

But there can be a lot of reasons to like Suraj.

If a girl tells a boy she doesn't like him..

..and in spite of that, rejects the boys that come after her..

..and goes and tells someone that she loves him..

..and that boy tries to avoid her, then maybe she likes him.

When he left home without informing anyone..

..you were the one that brought him from the railway station. Remember?

When you asked him why he was leaving..

..he lied that he was missing his dad and hence was leaving.

Did he tell you that he was leaving because your daughter Priya loves him?

He kept mum so that no one blames her.

She must have liked his kind heart.

Not just that. Friendship and love, both have the same feeling.

You allowed him to stay in the outhouse as he is your friend's son.

Even she fell in love with him. It's the same thing.

There could be several reasons.

I'm not saying what she did was right.

But think about it, Brother.

She was decent to agree for this marriage for your sake.

And knowing the situation, the boy backed out.

That was his decency.

And most importantly, don't separate them just because

the guests might humiliate your daughter

or you might lose your dignity. Please, Brother. - Laxmi.

Forgive me for interfering.

But Laxmi is right. - Stop it.

I don't have to tell the guests..

..how decent and innocent my daughter is.

I have decided to get her married, and she will.

That's what important for me. Where is Suraj?

Suraj! Suraj! I wonder what happened.

The groom's family is leaving in anger.

I don't understand. Come with me.

Dad, there they are.

Sir.. You left the wedding dais without saying anything.

What's the matter, sir? Why are you leaving?

Sir, did someone misbehave with you?

Or did someone do something wrong? Tell me, sir.

Sir, let us know if something lacks in the arrangements.

Sir, how will we know unless you tell us what the problem is?

Sir, tell me what the problem is. I'll resolve it.

You're the problem.

Look.. - I, sir?

Sir, I don't get you.

Sir, what have I done?

We know your relationship with Priya.

We can't form a relationship with a girl like her.

Sir.. Priya and I.. No. That can't be true, sir.

Sir, I share no relation with her.

Sir, someone has lied to you.

Don't believe such things. - Look here.

We're not crazy to believe it without proof.

Look at this picture.

Sir..

Sir, don't judge this girl's character with this picture.

Sir, she's a nice girl. How do I explain this?

Sir, I consider my dad as God.

I swear on him, sir. She's a great girl.

She's pious, sir. No one can harm her character.

Sir, believe me. Believe me.

You're repeating the same thing. We don't want to hear anything.

Sir, Mr. Vishwanath is highly respected in the city.

If this wedding does not happen, he'll be shattered.

Sir, he might even commit suicide. He's a self-respecting man.

What are you trying to say? Is he the only self-respecting man in the world?

Am I not self-respecting? What do you mean?

Sir, I meant to say.. - Why are you listening to his nonsense?

You had fun before he arrived. Now you're blaming him.

Hey! Don't you dare say a word against that girl!

I'm sorry. Sir..

Even God can't say anything against Priya.

Sir.. - Is she innocent?

Do you want me to believe this after seeing the photo?

Sir, listen to me.. - Hey! When her father is not concerned, why are you?

Listen, you may do what you want, this wedding can't happen.

Sir, if the bride refuses to marry the groom at the last moment..

..then someone else might agree to marry him.

But if the groom refuses to marry the bride..

..then the bride never gets married again.

Sir, please don't ruin her life. I beg of you.

Please let's go to the wedding podium. - Look here.

You should have thought about this before holding that girl's hand..

..and clicking pictures.

Aren't you ashamed begging before me today?

Vent your anger on me, sir. You may punish me.

But for God's sake, don't leave the wedding, sir.

I will make sure that girl never gets married.

Even if someone agrees to marry her..

..I will tell them everything about you.

Hurry.

Vijay!

Hey! Just because we talk to you with respect..

..since you're the groom's family..

..you think you can do what you want!

You can't leave the city without getting married.

Dear.. - I'll kill you all.

No, dear. - Leave me, Dad.

Hey! If any one of you has the guts to leave the city..

..then try getting on the train.

And listen, you will never find a girl like Priya.

Now go to the wedding dais.

Hey! Why are you looking at your father? He has to go too.

Let's go now.

Sir. Sir, there's no problem. The groom is willing to go to the dais.

Go and make arrangements. I'll bring them.

Suraj, let them go. - Sir, there was a confusion.

Priya will get upset if she finds out.

Go and tell her that the groom is coming.

Let it be, Suraj. Listen to me.

Hey! Get lost! - Hey! Who do you think you are!

I'll find several girls for my son.

I'll get my son married with great pomp.

Your daughter is.. Let's go.

Sir.. They're leaving. - Let them go.

Priya's life will be ruined. Stop them. Call them.

Why did you deceive me?

Sir.. What do you mean? Do you also..

Do you not trust me? - Do you like Priya?

Tell the truth. Do you like Priya?

I do like her. I like her a lot.

But I haven't even told Priya about this yet.

Do you know why I shared it with you?

Because you asked me why I betrayed you.

You hid the fact from me that you like Priya. Don't you think this is wrong?

No, sir. More than my love for Priya

I considered your friendship with dad important.

He said that I could become lazy in your house

but I shouldn't do anything that would make him apologise to you.

All this might create a rift in your friendship.

That's why I hid my feelings, sir.

I'm such an idiot! Idiot!

I was looking for a son-in-law in foreign countries.

But I couldn't figure out what was in his heart.

This gem of a boy was close to me, and I kept looking for grooms.

I'm sorry, Mani. I'm very sorry.

Suraj. Suraj is my son-in-law.

You are my son-in-law. It's you.

Hey! When did you come from Lonavala?

You're too much. I came last night.

Not only that, I also gave your gift.

Gift? Who did you give it to? - There was a dark skinned, crazy man.

He had painted his moustache.

He's the one. - Hey! Come here.

What is it? - Did he give you a gift?

I see. He asked me to give it to the groom and I did.

The earlier one.. - Are you not the groom?

I wasn't. It was someone else earlier.

Whose wedding is it? - It's mine now.

Whose was it earlier? - It was his.

What's this? Who's the groom now? - He's the groom.

Because of the photo you gave, a lot of confusion happened.

Go and have lunch. I'll tell you everything.

I confuse people and you confused me.

I'll go eat first. - Come, let's eat.

Hey! You're the root cause..

..of everything. - Listen, don't hit me. Okay?

If I hadn't sent this photo..

..you wouldn't have become the groom. Am I right?

You're right, but.. - Hello! Please come. Get lost.

Hey! Hold on! Where do you think you're going?

Where will you go?

Instead of marrying the girl, you're running after me.

Who is it? - I'm sorry..

You're supposed to knock on the door before entering.

Don't you have manners?

Where are you going without answering?

I'm asking you a question. Answer me. Why did you shut the door?

Hey! I'll scream.

Leave, Suraj. Or I'll call everyone.

Listen to me.

"Your mind is calm."

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Oh, hi An..gel..a..

You ever see a girl, and know she's the one?

Kevin

Are you okay?

Oh my god!

(sighs)

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Gambling and insurance are unfair bets.

Hmm ...

so …

why would anyone ever gamble or insure?

The answer lies in risk.

Informally, risk is the variability

in your future well-being.

To illustrate, imagine two 50-50 bets.

In Bet 1,

you're either up $1M or down $1M.

In Bet 2,

you're either up $1 or down $1.

Bet 1 is riskier than Bet 2.

Because with Bet 1,

there is greater variability in your future well-being.

The one fundamental difference between

gambling and insurance is that

gambling increases risk,

while insurance decreases it.

Say that to enter a bet,

you first pay the house $1.

If the specified event occurs,

your payout is $301,

so that your net gain is $300.

Suppose the event is: "roulette ball lands on 6".

Then this bet increases your risk and is gambling.

Let's see why.

The two possible outcomes are

"ball lands on 6" and "it doesn't".

If you bet,

you're either up $300 or down $1.

Your well-being varies a lot

across future outcomes.

But if you don't bet,

you're unaffected either way.

Your well-being doesn't vary across future outcomes.

By betting, you increase the variability

in your future well-being.

In other words,

the bet increases your risk.

It is therefore gambling.

Now, suppose instead the event is:

"your phone is stolen".

Then this bet decreases your risk

and is insurance.

Let's see why.

The two possible outcomes are

"your phone is stolen" and "it isn't".

If you don't bet,

then across those two outcomes,

your well-being probably varies a lot.

But if you do bet,

then in the first outcome,

you're down a phone but up $300.

In the second,

you're down $1 but still have your phone.

And so your well-being is probably

similar across those two outcomes.

By betting, you decrease the

variability in your future well-being.

In other words,

the bet decreases your risk.

It is therefore insurance.

So, again:

Why would anyone ever gamble or insure?

The quick answer is that some people like risk,

while others dislike it.

And so, even though both are unfair,

some people like gambling,

because it increases their risk.

While others like insurance,

because it decreases their risk.

But why do some people like risk

while others dislike it?

And is risk good?

Or is it bad?

In the next video,

all will be revealed.

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Reza Aslan - Debunked (Reza Aslan Owned) - Duration: 9:58.

Well, what do we have here?

That's right, Sergeant Major Professor Regressive Reza Aslan, spewing vacuous crap with the

Bill O'Reilly of the Left, on what can only be accurately described as the Mecca of Regression…

This is Reza Aslan – Debunked.

Before we begin, no, the lighting isn't off, there's been a heat wave in the south

of England today, and I went out in it for 4 to 5… minutes, and I got burnt!

Anyhow, for those of you who're either unaware or in need of an unfortunate recap, Reza Aslan

is an author, public intellectual, religious scholar, producer, television host, and an

apologist for Islam, who must always be referred to with the inclusion of these credentials…

always!

And while we're on the topic of his credentials, let's just jump straight into it and emphasize

a fallacy that pretty much entirely defines Aslan… sorry, I mean Chieftain Aslan.

It is of course, the Argument from Authority Fallacy.

Simply stated, an Argument from Authority occurs when someone attempts to either substantiate

their claim, or discredit the claim of someone else, by citing an authority rather than evidence.

For example, a commercial claims that a specific brand of cereal is the best way to start the

day because a famous athlete eats this cereal every day for breakfast.

But when exactly has Lieutenant Aslan committed this fallacy?

Well, to show you, here's a compilation from one of David Pakman's videos – which

I have linked to in the description, highly recommend, and have found very resourceful

when researching for this video.

"There's nothing more distasteful than an academic having to like trot out his credentials

– I mean, you really come of as a jerk when you do that".

"I write books about what's going on in the Muslim world because I have an expertise

in what's going on in the Muslim world."

"My credentials as a scholar of religion."

"My credentials as a scholar of religion."

"All of the universities that have educated me, and all of the universities that have

employed me."

"Hold on, I have to respond to that as the Islamic scholar, as the person with a PHD

in Islam in this conversation."

"Nevertheless, an expert on the bible, and on Judaism and on Christianity – and Islam."

"Well, to be clear I am a scholar of religions with four degrees, including one on the New

Testament, and fluency in Biblical Greek, who has been studying the origins of Christianity

for two decades."

And so you see, whenever Aslan finds himself on the defense, rather than addressing the

argument, he simply appeals to his own authority, which is actually a very specific type of

fallacy that's called "Ipse Dixit" (which is Latin for "he himself said it").

And so perhaps we should simply refer to him as Ipse Dixit Aslan, from here on out!

What's more, and to raise a second fundamental flaw, Aslan does not have many of the credentials

that he says he has… on this topic, and many more; he is a proven pathological liar!

For example, he has claimed on numerous occasions to have "a PHD in Islam" and a "PHD

in the History of Religion" , but this is simply a lie...

He has one PHD and it's in Sociology – just Sociology.

Of course, this is still impressive, but it's not a PHD in "Historical Sociology", "Islamic

Sociology", "Religious Sociology", or "Theological Sociology", and this distinction

matters.

Furthermore, and to raise another lie that Aslan has become notorious for, he has asserted

that female genital mutilation is not an Islamic problem, but rather, it's a central-African

Problem.

"It's a central-African problem."

To substantiate this claim he has often referred to a UNICEF study that featured this map,

which, as you can see, does not support his assertion, but rather, it clearly demonstrates

that FGM is a problem that spans most of Africa and parts of the Middle East.

What's more, and as other sources have confirmed, this study does not account for FGM rates

in many non-African countries that are Muslim majority, because they either would not allow

the study to be conducted, or they gave unreliable data.

To quote David Pakman, who, again, absolutely destroyed Aslan.

"Of the twenty nine countries studied, most with an FGM problem are majority

Muslim.

The countries with the top four largest percentages of FGM are all majority Muslim, and in those

countries girls are almost universally subjected to mutilation."

What's more, and what I would ague is one of the most important facts within the UNICEF

study, a vast number of Muslim women stated that FGM was their "religious obligation",

often justifying this with explicit reference to Islamic teaching.

To put this into perspective, this is the equivalent of saying that door-to-door proselytizing

isn't a Jehovah's Witness and Mormon problem; it's a first world problem….

To say this is to ignore the fact that Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons explicitly state that

it's because of their religious beliefs that they've disturbed you…

eating babies, or whatever atheists do!

A third despicable flaw that Aslan frequently commits is the redefining of language.

For example, as one of my top three favorite YouTubers, Counter Arguments, entertainingly

demonstrates within his video titled "Religion is a Language", Aslan has on numerous occasions

defined religion to be exclusively a "language – and just a method of communication."

"That's what religion is.

It's a language – that's all it is." "If you believe that there is something beyond the material world – that there is

something that is truly transcendent, then you need some kind of language to talk about

it, to make sense of it – that's all that religion is".

Now this claim is obviously nonsense… religion isn't just a language.

To quote Counter Arguments, "Metaphorically speaking, religion can be many things… religion

is a university, in that educators can cite it when teaching philosophy as well as supposed

history and science; [and] religion is a government, in that it legislates what you can do, what

you must do, and what you should not do…"

On the topic of Aslan redefining language, Sarah Haider puts it absolutely b-e-a-utifully,

"It's this kind of disingenuous hedging around issues and redefining things and using

information selectively that's just so slimy."

And finally, this brings us comfortably to a fallacy that Aslan absolutely adores, and

one that he very frequently employs alongside his untouchable Arguments from Authority…

it is, of course, the Ad Hominem Fallacy.

An Ad Hominem Fallacy occurs when someone attempts to discredit and/or reject a claim,

by attacking the character or motive of their opponent, rather than addressing the substance

of their claim.

For example, when Sam Harris, by referring to a PEW study, asserted that an alarming

amount of moderate Muslims support and endorse extreme beliefs, Reza replied not by addressing

the argument or the study, but by attacking Harris' character: "There's a reason

that I don't write books about neuroscience, because, I don't have an expertise in neuroscience.

I write books about what's going on in the Muslim world because I have an expertise in

what's going on in the Muslim world."

Hence, in the attempt, and often with success, to suck up to the regressive left, Aslan frequently

dismisses legitimate and valid criticisms from his opponents, by labeling them "Ill-informed",

"bigoted", "xenophobic", and when he really wants to bring out the big guns

– "racist"…

Anyhow, to recap, Sergeant Major Progressive Regressive Ipse Dixit Reza Aslan is flawed

because; He is a walking talking Argument from Authority; He is a compulsive liar who

frequently misrepresents facts; He frequently obfuscated and redefines language to fit his

narrative, and; He frequently employs Ad Hominem attacks; Anyhow, before I leave you lovely

lot, I want to give a shout out to four extremely excellent videos that I've found very useful

throughout my research, which you should definitely check out!

The first is David Pakman's total annihilation of Aslan, titled, "Reza Aslan Cannot Be

Trusted"; The second is a Counter Arguments obliteration of Aslan, called, "Religion

is a Language"; The third is Squishtronic's amazing, "Regressive Presents Reza Aslan";

And the fourth is The Rubin Report's postmortem of Pakman's annihilation, titled, "Reza

Aslan's Lies and Media Bias".

As always, thanks you kindly for the view, and this time, I'm going to leave you with

some of my fine editing: "The words coming out of my mouth are absolutely…" "bullshit

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