Waching daily Apr 28 2017

Welcome at Not Ready Yet.

I am Koen and in these series I prepare myself mentally and physically for fatherhood.

And I'm not doing that alone, because I have a guest here.

I've invited Bas, because he can teach me for sure how it is not to have sleep if you have a baby

I don't feel like I'm ready yet.

No, but hey,

everyone who gets a baby for the first time, isn't ready for it yet.

Because, you don't actually know how it will be when you get a child for the first time.

You know what the bad thing is?

You'll have this only one night.

I have this every night, Koen.

It's five past twelve at night, by the way.

For this occasion I had a bad night, last night.

And this night we will make it a bit worse.

I'm afraid, I'm curious and ehh...

What are you afraid of?

You.

Shall we? I am going to put my pajamas on.

Good night.

I have my own little, sort of cabin here.

And I have all kinds of tools to make Koen's life completely miserable.

I am going to destroy him tonight.

Well, I've put on my pajamas.

I can still handle this much.

What are you saying? - I can still handle this much.

That baby may lay more comfortable.

Maybe you can just lay the baby on your chest.

You sleep with your baby on your chest?

You'll sing your baby to sleep in about 10 to 20 minutes.

* Singing songs

What do I do now?

Most of the times it helps when you walk around with the baby for a bit.

Yeah, It sounds like the baby is asleep again.

One, two, three, 'o clock the rock, four 'o clock rock.

Yeah! I'm good at this, am I? I am your superdaddy.

Okay, Koen is asleep for a while now.

I had to go to the toilet and I pooped in this diaper.

It smells: real human turd in a diaper.

The baby cries again.

Koen?

Yeah?

A baby always cries for a few reasons.

Ugh. Is this..? Serious?

Is it really what I think you have done?

A baby has either pain when he cries or hunger..

..or the baby has a dirty diaper.

I seriously smell something that isn't satay sauce.

Welcome in the life of a father.

Make sure you have wipes and a clean diaper.

Eeeww!

Yes, I want wipes!

It's a long time ago that I've pooped into a diaper.

Eeww!

Ew, dude.

I lay on my bed here and I heard the toilet..

I thought: 'he could do this', but on the other hand I didn't really believe it.

But you did it.

And you can't get this off, can you?

Yeah, maybe with a little spit, or something?

And that is how it feels, Koen, to dress your baby in the middle of the night and to think:..

'when I didn't have a baby, I could just sleep.'

And for all people who watch this: this is the life of a young father.

While you all are sleeping at night, young daddy Koen is cleaning a daiper..

..and has no sleep.

And tomorrow morning he has to rise early again..

..to make a bottle.

I am Koen Brouwer and I just cleaned up the shit of an adult.

Explain that to your friends.

Are you asleep yet? - No.

I will not play it again to you, because it may be a bit annoying.

Have a good night rest.

This is apple sauce with buttermilk.

Secret formula.

This is baby spit.

I think the baby spat.

It's under my shirt. It's everywhere.

Yeah, that happens sometimes, right? With babies.

I think the baby didn't burp well, so the spit came up.

But you have to look after you baby first and then after yourself.

Always look after the baby first and then after yourself.

Good night.

Gute morgen, gute morgen.

It's morning already.

Well, that was a night, wasn't it?

And you simply have to go to work.

It goes on.

You'll have the feeling you have slept for about five minutes.

How do you feel now, after such a night?

I feel dirty.

I feel tired.

As I see the discouraged look in your eyes and think you just have to endure this seven days a week..

I see you crumbling inside already.

I think you aren't ready for a baby, but in a year or four you are.

I don't even know what to say to this.

You still have to accomplish the video for a moment.

With full power, right? Energy. Just like nothing happened.

You can keep this baby. - Thank you.

With poo spot and all. - Lovely.

We want to give you special thanks.

Thank you.

Did you do like this video?

Let us know in a reaction and subscribe to this channel and watch the channel of Jeukvogel,

Because he does many more annoying things on YouTube.

Which you can all watch.

Eh.. Nothing more. Like, share..

What do I have to say?

For more infomation >> A night as daddy: sleeplessness and smelly diapers - Duration: 10:20.

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New Bengali Movie ঢালিউড সুপারস্টার শাকিব খান | NEW BANGLA MOVIE ROMANCHE SCENE | SVF ENTERTAINMENT - Duration: 1:49.

Now Shakib Can Be Seen In A New Look In The New Movie.

Shakib Khan Appeared On The Cover Of The Joint Productions Of 'Huni' And Himself Appeared

In The Bottom.

At That Time The Filmmakers Of This Country Were Surprised.

Only Then Did Shakib Say It Was Possible.

It Is Possible That He Showed Shakib.

All Of The Four Images In The Eid Are Hits, In It Three Pictures - E Shakib.

It Is Said That Block Buster Hits Were Pictures.

Shakib Khan Is Returning To Eidi This Year The Whole New Look Reflected Him.

The Actor Is Sharing The First Look Of The Upcoming Rangabaj Photo On Wednesday Afternoon.

This Image Will Be Released In The Next Eid Nationwide.

And Through This Picture, The Important Sightings Of North Bengal Can Be Seen On Rupali Screen.

Shakib Is Now Planning To Shoot Natore And Pabna In Shooting Shooting.

In April This Year Shakib Khan-Apu Biswas Marriage Came To The Media.

At The Same Time, Shakib Khan's Child Was Informed For The First Time, The Superstar

Who Suffered From Psychological Depression After Coming To Public With This Issue Of

Marriage With Apu Biswas.

Even If He Was Admitted To Hospital With Physical Illness.

Currently The Cast-Off Superstar Is In North Bengal With All Emotional Exhaustion Shooting

Away.

For more infomation >> New Bengali Movie ঢালিউড সুপারস্টার শাকিব খান | NEW BANGLA MOVIE ROMANCHE SCENE | SVF ENTERTAINMENT - Duration: 1:49.

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Who is most likely to... // Marcus and Martinus interview (english subtitles) - Duration: 4:24.

bla bla bla not interesting

Who is most nervous before a concert?

I'm not nervous for concerts, but when its time for ''Good Morning, Norway!'' (LIVE) im unbelievable nervous

Who likes to be famous?

Why?

Oh, you took me too, thanks :D

I like to meet new people..

Who wants a girlfriend the most?

Who kissed a girl last time?

None of us have ever kissed a girl.

We have never kissed a girl.

Uh, we never had a girlfriend, shit..

Who is the funniest?

Why?

Because i'm born this way!!

Who wants a girl the most?

Looking for the one.

Do you have time for it?

Yeah, sure

But we have our phones so thats not a problem :)

Who is the most tired at morning?

Dad?

Yeah!!

Who will be the first one to date a celebrity?

Oh wait, Marcus, its something wrong with this thing..

Who is the strongest?

Dad who is the strongest?

Lets do a competition!

Are you already tired?

Martinus won!

I am not going to translate this

For more infomation >> Who is most likely to... // Marcus and Martinus interview (english subtitles) - Duration: 4:24.

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Warhammer 40000 Dawn Of War 3 - Mission 02 Destined For Greater Fings - Duration: 46:01.

Welcome to the second part of Warhammer 40000 Dawn Of War 3 Walkthrough.

In this mission we are finally introduced to the basebuilding and to the Orks.

Our mission is to wreck havoc among the soldiers in the Keep and keep off Eldars.

The mission is quite long and on Hard difficulty it's very easy to die. 5 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:25,200 Just try to keep the Gorgutz alive without too much punishment because Eldars can pin him down.

Eldars are really painful to deal, they are tough as nails to destroy. In case of emergency, keep Gorgutz behind the Orks, but use him to finish off enemies.

Remember, don't feel too overconfident while playing.

For more infomation >> Warhammer 40000 Dawn Of War 3 - Mission 02 Destined For Greater Fings - Duration: 46:01.

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WHY BLIZZARD DOESN'T HATE CONSOLE PLAYERS! [D.VA POLICE OFFICER SKIN] - Duration: 3:04.

Blizzard is apparently worse than Hitler and Stalin combined.

Well, most likely not, but according to some people, they might just as well be.

Some of you might be wondering what the hell I'm talking about, so let me explain.

Earlier this week, Blizzard started the second installment of the Nexus Challenge which allows

players to earn in game rewards for both Overwatch and Heroes of the Storm by playing – well

– Heroes of the Storm.

This is done to help bring players from one game to the other.

Now, many console players criticize Blizzard for making the rewards only obtainable in

a PC-only game – and rightfully so in my opinion.

Since many console players do not have access to a PC they could play Heroes of the Storm

on, those skins are essentially unobtainable for them.

Blizzard announced that console players will be able to get those skins through lootboxes

in the future though, but they haven't announced any date as to when that should be possible.

This in my opinion clearly shows though, that Blizzard does not hate console players – unlike

some people are proclaiming on the forums.

But if we can't blame Blizzard for our misery, who should we hate instead?

In this case, it's quite easy.

Sony and Microsoft.

Publishing a game on PS four or Xbox one is quite a long, tedious and expensive process.

This is by the way also the reason why there is no PTR on consoles.

Now, paying a licensing fee to publish a game that's free to play – like Heroes of the

Storm is – sounds kind of stupid, right?

Clearly, doing something like that is not a feasible option for Blizzard.

And in my opinion, the only ones to blame are Sony and Microsoft, who don't want to

part ways with their outdated licensing system.

Because why would they?

They're holding a monopoly on their platforms, and as long as the player base is there, they're

gonna keep charging devs to publish.

Now, I really don't want to turn this video into a console vs PC debate – those are

stupid – but I just wanted to remind you, that in this case, it's not Blizzard that

is trying to commit platform genocide against console players, but rather the console companies'

strict publishing policies and fees preventing such an event from happening across all platforms.

Sure, you might say that the whole idea of making those skins only obtainable through

Heroes of the Storm is stupid, but after all, it's a marketing campaign by blizzard to

promote their different games to people that only play one of them.

And since the rewards are only cosmetic, it honestly doesn't take away from the gaming

experience of those that can't participate in the event.

Yes, Blizzard did say that all dlc content for Overwatch is free, and guess what, it

still is!

Heroes of the Storm is a free to play game after all.

And you really shouldn't be holding them responsible for the fact that you can't

play it for free on all platforms.

Anyways, those were just my two cents on the whole matter, but what do I know?

I'm only a snobby PC elitist after all.

Leave me your enlightened opinion about Blizzard commiting war crimes in the comments, leave

a like if you enjoyed this video and consider subscribing if you want to see more of my

content.

Until next time, bye!

For more infomation >> WHY BLIZZARD DOESN'T HATE CONSOLE PLAYERS! [D.VA POLICE OFFICER SKIN] - Duration: 3:04.

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CHINA'S FOOTPRINT IN THE INDIAN OCEAN IS A BIG CONCERN? RUSSIA MILITARY NEWS - Duration: 5:31.

For more infomation >> CHINA'S FOOTPRINT IN THE INDIAN OCEAN IS A BIG CONCERN? RUSSIA MILITARY NEWS - Duration: 5:31.

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Life Insurance Options. It's B-Ball Time! - Duration: 1:05.

Purchasing Life Insurance

is based on the needs of your beneficiaries and

your financial goals

if something unfortunate was to prematurely happen to you.

But don't worry our PLAN is going to make

sure that you get the benefit you need.

You have a couple options when it comes Life Insurance

Your first option is Term.

Term is like paying rent.

You and the insurance company sign a contract

and you agree that if you pass away

during that term

they'll pay your beneficiaries a certain dollar value

and if you don't the contract just ends.

The second option is Permanent Life Insurance

and that's like owning your home.

It's considered an asset because

it's going to pay out no matter what age you pass.

In that policy cash will also start to build up

and you can use that cash for various things.

Walt Disney decided to start Disneyland with his.

But you can do whatever you want with yours.

I hope you see that life insurance

is more than just protection

but remember you're insuring the consequence

and not the probability.

My PLAN is complete.

My insurance is in place.

It's B-Ball time!

Yeah!

For more infomation >> Life Insurance Options. It's B-Ball Time! - Duration: 1:05.

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Live in This Truth - Just a Minute! - April 28, 2017 - Duration: 1:00.

Jesus was raised from the dead.

He is alive and he will never die again.

Which means death no longer has dominion over him.

That's Jesus.

But what about you?

Well here is your story as Paul writes it.

You have been baptized, or placed into Christ's death, burial and resurrection through faith

in him.

Which means your old man was crucified with Christ.

This is good news, because the one who has died has been set free from sin.

Sin is no longer your master.

And since you have died with Christ, you will also live with him.

Death no longer has dominion over you.

Because he lives, you live.

So today, live in this truth.

Count yourself dead to sin, and alive to God in Christ Jesus.

For more infomation >> Live in This Truth - Just a Minute! - April 28, 2017 - Duration: 1:00.

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Now this is SEXY - Duration: 7:29.

good morning guys today we have to get

these kids ready for school and they

started to see us she's getting hungry

and I don't know she's hungry

You are serious oh my gosh

That is a lot

Look how much he gave me

You going to eat all that

I'm making my self a what is it called a healthy shake

shake ology shes

dishes and this is hers here so I

started off working out yesterday you

know I lost a good weight

you did

Check this out guys yesterday

we placed an order for two phones she

got the iPhone 7 plus

I got for the

Galaxy s8 I'm going to check those out

and see how those roll out so we can't

we I really can't wait to get it I want

to see how much difference it is from my

s7 and not even do a review because I

don't give a shit about reviews that's

not in him dude is a her look at his hair

that's a pregnancy test up there

Can you quit riding that cars ass

hmm

Big booger your nose dude

How dare her leave us with no music

thing is huge

but I when I look at you I just like oh

ho

which way righty lefty I will go righty

because there's no one's going this way

your damn windows up dude

what is it nice window you can t

hear me huh

a what

I dont even know what you're saying back there

go

I was going to go but this ladies speeds up fast

no she wasnt

Yes she was was she's going way

too damn fast for the stupid Mall stress

sorry guys so let me fix this

Really Jess look at that car is

touching that oh it's not touching it he

got good parking skills see you guys

later

dollar movies

dollar movies ready to go

watch power rangers

Its not in the dollar movies yet you tortilla flat

I'll smash my face like a tortilla

Kelden said it all like a professional

Spanish tortilla

Torilla

All right Kylie so

what's the deal what are we doing today

Going to the mall what put your face in there

alright guys so today I'm going to teach

you guys how to do makeup nice not too much

but enough okay so we like the hair I'll

sexy thing here look at my body

that's my sexy body

come on goo and she just left us right

over there alright guys so I don't know

if he has noticed anything awkward about

my photo here but right now we're

setting JC Penney's looking for some

socks or some really good underwear

Not sure why they have to get all crazy like that

Yea why cant they chop it off

packing too much heat here Levi look at

guys guys ultra stuffed

Dad are we buying this

I don't ask your mom mom we're in

the makeup store now

this is my song when I was younger you wish

A cool car

What song is this

this yeah cutie pie

This was like my moms favorite song

there's all your at work

I'll be jamming if I worked here

Freeze

Look at this manuquine guys just like my daughter

Kelseys got a new hat as well it's kinda

ticked off

Cheers delicious

compliments to the chef

Can I taste it

cheers everybody cheers Cheers the party

to the party

Cheers to the party

alright guys we are

ending this video I hope you liked it

don't forget to like it subscribe family

in line

peace

Savage

savage

don't forget to like it remember

subscribe

For more infomation >> Now this is SEXY - Duration: 7:29.

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When a Student Asks if this is Going to Be a Grade - Duration: 1:56.

Is this going to be a grade?

Is this a grade?

Is this a grade? No. Noooo.

This isn't a grade. I make you guys work

to maintain a steady temperature in the room.

Body heat keeps the air conditioning operating at maximum efficiency.

Sometimes I actually make you guys stand up, walk to the front, and turn stuff in.

That way I can monitor compliance with fire codes.

I can make sure you have a clear path out of the class just in case

one of the other teachers loses control of the dumpster blaze she's got going in her room

from all the ungraded papers that her class turned in that day too.

Now on occasion...

A paper does end up in front of me, and if I have a red pen

I may even write a number at the top between 0 and 100

but between us...

It's a top secret raffle.

Yeah, I'm having it with all my classes. At the end of the year

I'm gonna pick a number out of a hat

and I'm gonna award a select few of my students the right to go on to the next grade level.

It's like a Hunger Games, but where I'm the one dying a slow death, not you.

Now...

let's say, by some crazy chance

a grade actually makes it into the computer

Dont. Worry.

Alright, at the end of the year, here's what I do,

I print out your report card onto tiny parchment paper,

And I roll it up,

and I stuff it inside a bottle.

And then I drive to the beach and I toss all the grades out into the ocean.

So that another person... in another country...

possibly even another generation...

can be enlightened by all the effort

that you put in today... that counted for absolutely...nothing.

So is that a no?

(sigh)