Waching daily Apr 11 2017

ANUNNAKI MESSAGE PUBLISHED IN UFO MAGAZINE IN 1958!

A message from the Anunnaki � MANKIND IN AMNESIA.

In the early 1980s, a series of books came to light proposing a new vision of human creation.

Ideas that showed us that we were never alone in the universe and that our evolution has

been taken in the hand of some entities that set out to create us for a reason, but which

we still do not know today.

The famous astro-archaeologist and author Zecharia Sitchin was the person who, through

the translation of records and texts from the ancient Sumerians, Babylonians, etc.,

found the perfect key to understanding the origin of humanity, the combination to decipher

mysteries that have always haunted us and To know the reality that hides behind every

myth and legend in ancient cultures.

More details can be found on his personal website.

We were fortunate enough to be able to talk to him and, before beginning the interview,

made it very clear: "We are not alone, and I do not mean the universe, we are not alone

in our own Solar System.

See short video for additional info.

The link is in the article link below in our description

For more infomation >> ANUNNAKI MESSAGE PUBLISHED IN UFO MAGAZINE IN 1958 - Duration: 2:07.

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Guess who is expecting? - Duration: 1:17.

SIDE OF

THINGS.

ERICA: I BROUGHT IN COOKIES THIS

MORNING.

MATT: YUM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ERICA: I FIGURED SINCE I WILL BE

GAINING WEIGHT, A LOT OF WEIGHT,

YOU SHOULD GAME SOME OF THE

WEIGHT AS WELL.

I AM ON BABY NUMBER THREE.

[CHEERING]

>> YOU CAN HAVE ALL OF THE

COOKIES.

ERICA: I WILL ADMIT, THERE WERE

A LOT MORE COOKIES.

MONICA:'S MOTHER ALLEGES.

ERICA: I MAY HAVE HAD A COUPLE.

-- MONICA: THEY SMELL DELICIOUS.

ERICA: I MAY HAVE HAD A COUPLE.

MONICA: HOW IS YOUR SON TAKING

IT?

ERICA: HE IS KISSING THE BELLY

AND MY ONE-YEAR-OLD HAS NO IDEA.

MATT: WHEN WILL HE FIND OUT IF

IT IS A BOY OR GIRL?

ERICA: WE ARE DEBATING THAT.

WE DO NOT FIND OUT WITH MY SON.

WE FOUND OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER.

IT IS FUN EITHER WAY.

I THINK WE WILL FIND OUT THIS

TIME AROUND.

WE ARE WAITING TO SAY.

IT DOES NOT MATTER.

MATT: CONGRATULATIONS.

For more infomation >> Guess who is expecting? - Duration: 1:17.

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What is the Oberlo Chrome Extension - Duration: 1:52.

Oberlo's Chrome Extension can help you run a more efficient dropshipping business.

The extension allows you to import products from AliExpress into your online store and then

successfully process and fulfill customer orders with ease.

Before we move on, make sure that you're using Google Chrome and running Oberlo on a desktop

device which operates on Windows or Mac OS operating systems.

Now, I'll show you how to install the Oberlo Extension in your browser

Go to the link provided in this video's description (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/oberlo-aliexpresscom-prod/hmanipjnbjnhoicdnooapcnfonebefel),

and click on the 'Add to Chrome' button.

After you confirm your request to add the extension to your Chrome browser, the status

will change to 'Added to Chrome'

From here it's a good idea to make sure if the Oberlo Extension is working properly.

Navigate to any product category in AliExpress and check if the icon turns blue.

In the remainder of this video we'll go over the Oberlo extension's basic settings.

If you find that you need additional help using the Oberlo extension to import products,

place orders or fulfill them, check out our other help videos where we cover these topics

in more detail.

To access the extension settings, navigate back to the product category page in AliExpress.

Press on the blue Extension icon and an additional option panel will open.

From this panel, you will be able to sort products into categories based on the following parameters:

Under "Option" you can choose your preferred shipping method.

If you are selling to the US market, ePacket is usually the fastest and most popular option.

The "Country" menu allows you to specify the destination country of your product shipments.

This setting is also useful for checking whether a product ships to a given country.

Last, use "Currency" to select which currency to display the product's price in.

Choose between EUR, GBP and USD.

Now that you know how to use Oberlo's Chrome Extension, you can use it to improve your

dropshipping process and expand your business.

For more infomation >> What is the Oberlo Chrome Extension - Duration: 1:52.

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Moderator's Easter Message 2017: This is Resurrection - Duration: 3:23.

Friends, two-and-a-half months ago, a

gunman walked into a mosque in Quebec

City and killed 6 people, wounding 19

others. Something in all of us died that

day.

But friends, that is not where that story

ends because in the days and weeks

following that tragedy, people across

this country and around the world came

together and formed communities of love

and solidarity and resistance. I was at

home in Saskatoon visiting my family

when this happened, and one of the local

mosques invited the community to evening

prayers. And people showed up in such

numbers, it was standing room only. There

were people of all faiths and no faith,

of all different ethnicities and language

groups, all coming together to offer

words of encouragement, of hope,

of support and of resistance. And something

changed for us because more of these

kinds of events have been happening ever

since: a prayer vigil, an interfaith

gathering for prayers and peace in the

public square in front of city hall -- a

first for Saskatoon, as far as I know. And

this is just one of many stories like

this that are unfolding across this

country. Friends, this is resurrection.

Resurrection is the power of love that

confronts the forces that deal in death

and hatred and says, "You will not have

the final word." Easter is the time in our

church season when we celebrate that

resurrection, and we often do it with

much joyfulness and a lightness of

spirit. But I am reminded that the gospel

texts, when they tell the story of those

who encountered the empty tomb and the

risen Christ, their response in the

moment was to be astounded, to be

confounded -- fearful even -- and yet there

was a spark of hope that was lit. And

from that spark they ran and told others.

And from that, communities of life and

love emerged.

That is what it means for us to be an

Easter people -- to be those who embody

that fierce, unrelenting love that says

to the forces of death and hate that

continue to operate today: "You do not get

the last word. We say no. We resist.

Because God is a God of love and of life,

and we will be a people of love and of

life." Friends, may it be so for us this

Easter. May we be a resurrection people.

For more infomation >> Moderator's Easter Message 2017: This is Resurrection - Duration: 3:23.

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Lexus IS 300H BUSINESS LINE XENON/CAMERA/NAVI - Duration: 1:06.

For more infomation >> Lexus IS 300H BUSINESS LINE XENON/CAMERA/NAVI - Duration: 1:06.

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Dr. Tom Schumacher Discusses Soil Architecture - Duration: 5:02.

[Music]

One of the first benefits you'll see in

a soil when you stop tilling is that

soil hydrologic function returns.

And simply put soil hydrologic function is

about water going into the ground and

being held there for the next crop. This

will be the subject of the next few videos.

In helping us understand soil

hydrologic function Dr. Tom Schumacher

begins with the "D" word...

Your familiar with the word dirt? I'm familiar with the

word dirt. It's often a no-no

for a soil scientist to use but I

believe that there is such a thing as

dirt but the "dirt" is the solid part of the soil.

OK, it turns out that only fifty

percent of a good soil's volume is

actually made up of solids but what does

that look like? After all, soils don't

behave like pie charts!

Then to make it a functional soil, one needs to really

have some sort of a structure of the

soil, and I like to use that analogy to

a building so the building materials

would be equivalent to things like it

would be equivalent to the dirt a solid

part the nail for the concrete and so

forth the wood and so on. The building

itself is more than just those materials

it's a it's put together in a certain

way and that it has rooms and has

closets it's got corridors it's got

water pipes going through it's got vents

it's got doorways and and so forth

Soil is analogous to that building.

It also has on the surface it's got

doorways and windows to the outside the

makeup of that those holes that go out

to the outside is very important as far

as getting water into the into

the soil and preventing water from

running off

or preventing soil from detaching

and going away. And as far as inside the

soil we have to think about this when we

talk about a pore size distribution so

we've got macropores we've got

micropores we've got mesopores again all

these pores are different sizes they

have different functions. A macropore

will not hold water against gravity but

will allow drainage and almost allows

water into the soil as long as the

pores are open to the atmosphere the

mesopores basically will hold water

that a plant can use. A micropore

The water held in the micropore is

not available to a plant. All these

different what we would call pore spaces in

the soil a those different sized areas

have different functions. And they're all

interconnected. It really doesn't do any

good if I have a macropore in the

soil not connected to anything.

So what we have here in terms of

architecture, a healthy functioning soil

is like a well-designed building. Every

space has a purpose and everything is

actually interconnected. Can this

architecture be destroyed?

And alos another thing to look at if I take a

wrecking ball to the building. I

still haven't changed any of the

components of the building but I

definitely changed the functionality of

the building and the livability of the

building. Things could still live in it

but they're not the same things that are

living in the building! How does the

wrecking ball analogy relate to a living

functioning soil? We're going to end with

a few thoughts from Dr. Dwane Beck.

Mother Nature doesn't do tillage, I mean

when Mother Nature does tillage, it's a gets to

catastrophic event, it's a flood or

volcano an earthquake or something

that's her form of doing tillage and

so way back whenever I used to say you

know tillage, in nature tillage is a

catastofic event. What's natural about

taking a big tractor and a bunch of iron

that's manufactured in a plants and take

it out and start doing things to your

land and call it a natural system? That's

not a natural

system. So once you have that mindset

this just is not an option, then you do

better, you do way better!

Join us in our next video is Dr. Tom applies these basic

principles and compares infiltration in

three different tillage systems. See you soon!

[Music]

[Music]

For more infomation >> Dr. Tom Schumacher Discusses Soil Architecture - Duration: 5:02.

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Black First Land First leader Andile Mngxitama: WHITES ACCEPT THAT Zuma is right and Guptas staying - Duration: 0:46.

WATCH: Former EFF member, now Black First Land First leader Andile Mngxitama says South Africa's WHITES MUST ACCEPT THAT Jacob Zuma is right and that the Guptas are staying. Andile Mngxitama said Wednesday's anti-Zuma march is a 'coup' - accused those involved in Wednesday's planned march to the Union Buildings in Pretoria of plotting to overthrow the state. Mngxitama was a panelist at a dialogue held at the Tshwane University of Technology on Tuesday in which he railed against President Jacob Zuma's detractors. The discussion‚ titled "Is the post-apartheid state unravelling?"‚ was hosted by South African Association of Public Administration and Management. "The march tomorrow is organised by white monopoly capital. It is a coup because President Zuma hasn't done anything‚" he said. Mngxitama left the Economic Freedom Fighters after clashing with EFF leader Julius Malema and now leads the Black First Land First group‚ which calls for land expropriation without compensation. The EFF is among those organising tomorrow's march and Mngxitama has accused the party's leaders of being involved in a coup attempt. Julius Malema says We are not going to stop until Jacob Zuma is gone - Opposition March on National Day of Action! EFF leader Julius Malema says the protest on Wednesday will be the beginning of rolling mass action against President Jacob Zuma. Perhaps realising that removing President Jacob Zuma through a Parliamentary Motion of No Confidence now seems more and more unlikely, opposition parties on Monday announced at a joint press briefing that they will now embark on National Day of Action to the Union Buildings on Wednesday to force the President to resign. Besides other civic organisations, the National Day of Action is being organised by the African Christian Democratic Party (ACDP), the African Independent Congress (AIC), the African People's Convention (APC), Agang SA, the Congress of the People (COPE), the Democratic Alliance (DA), the Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF), Inkatha Freedom Party (IFP) and the United Democratic Movement (UDM). President Zuma has come under fire for the axing of former Finance Minister, Pravin Gordhan, his Deputy, Mcebisi Jonas, and other Ministers about two weeks ago. Thousands of people are expected to converge at Church Square in Pretoria, and begin a march that will end at the Union Buildings. The parties said that the march has been granted permission by the authorities. Black First Land First,Andile Mngxitama,south africa,Andile,Mngxitama,EFF,julius malema,floyd shivambu,anti zuma march,anti zuma marches,pretoria,johannesburg,cape town,mmusi maimane,sipho pityana,national day of action,parliament,jacob zuma,zuma must fall,guptas,zupta must fall,Julius Malema,jacob zuma numbers,julius malema 2017,julius malema insults zuma,save south africa,zuma must go,DA,motion of no confidence,baleka mbete,funny,pravin gordhan

For more infomation >> Black First Land First leader Andile Mngxitama: WHITES ACCEPT THAT Zuma is right and Guptas staying - Duration: 0:46.

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Elementary School Shooter Who Killed Wife And Boy Is Identified By Police | TODAY - Duration: 3:04.

GADI SCHWARTZ HAS THE LATEST.

>> Reporter: THEY SAY SHE ESPECIALLY LOVED TEACHING

CHILDREN WITH AUTISM AND THOSE WITH SPECIAL NEEDS.

>> WE GOT THREE DOWN. >> Reporter: OVER THE POLICE

RADIO, A SHOOTING CALL FROM INSIDE A SPECIAL NEEDS

CLASSROOM. THE FIRST REPORTS OF CHAOS

INSIDE NORTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

>> CAN YOU ADVISE IF THE VICTIM IS A STUDENT OR AN EMPLOYEE?

>> IT'S BOTH. IT'S BOTH.

>> CAN YOU SAY THE INJURIES ON THE CHILD?

>> IT'S A HEAD INJURY. >> TWO VICTIMS WITH SEVERE

TRAUMA. >> Reporter: SED RED SICK

ANDERSON KILLED HIS WIFE OF TWO MONTHS IN FRONT OF HER OWN

STUDENTS. >> IT'S A HUSBAND OF THE

EMPLOYEE. >> Reporter: WITHIN SEVEN

MINUTES, POLICE STORMING THE SCHOOL, EVACUATING 500 TERRIFIED

STUDENTS. >> I WANT TO SEE THEM AND JUST

HUG THEM. >> Reporter: WHILE THE DESPERATE

PARENTS WAITED FOR WORLD. >> I WANT MY CHILDREN.

>> Reporter: THERE WERE 15 STUDENTS INSIDE THE CLASSROOM

WHEN ANDERSON OPENED FIRE. TWO CHILDREN WHO WERE BEHIND THE

TEACHER WERE HIT. 8-YEAR-OLD JONATHAN MARTINEZ

DIED FROM HIS WOUNDS. A 9-YEAR-OLD WHO WAS ALSO SHOT

IS IN STABLE CONDITION THIS MORNING.

OTHER LITTLE ONES TRAUMATIZED BY THE HORROR THEY WITNESSED.

>> I SAW BLOOD ACROSS THE ROOM. I RAN AS FAST AS I COULD.

>> SHE LOST A SHOE. >> I LOST A SHOE.

>> Reporter: IT'S THE SECOND ACTIVE SHOOTER TRAGEDY IN

SAN BERNADINO IN A LITTLE OVER A YEAR.

14 PEOPLE WERE KILLED IN A TERRORIST ATTACK THAT SHOCKED

THE NATION. >> THIS IS AN ABSOLUTELY TRAGIC

EVENT. OUR HEARTS ARE BROKEN, AS IS

EVERYONE ELSE. >> Reporter: ANDERSON HAD

CHECKED IN WITH THE FRONT OFFICE, SAYING HE NEEDED TO DROP

SOMETHING OFF FOR HIS WIFE. >> THERE'S NO INDICATION THAT

THE GUN WAS VISIBLE ON HIS ARRIVAL AT THE SCHOOL.

IT WASN'T UNTIL HE CAME IN THE CLASSROOM THAT HE PRESENTED THE

FIREARM. >> Reporter: POLICE SAY THE

COUPLE HAD BEEN ESTRANGED. THIS VIDEO FROM FEBRUARY,

ANDERSON TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIS WIFE.

>> I LOVE MY WIFE. SHE IS MAKING ME REALLY HAPPY.

SHE KNOWS WHEN TO IGNORE ME. THAT MAKES A HAPPY MARRIAGE.

>> Reporter: ONE FAMILY MEMBER PAINTING A DIFFERENT PICTURE OF

THE RELATIONSHIP. SAYING SMITH WAS SCARED OF HER

HUSBAND AND WENT INTO HIDING WHEN THEY SEPARATED BUT NEVER

FILED A POLICE REPORT. NOW, HER FAMILY IS LEFT TO MOURN

HER LOSS. >> I WANT TO SAY THAT MY MOM,

SHE WAS VERY SPECIAL TO A LOT OF PEOPLE.

>> Reporter: AND ONCE AGAIN, THE COMMUNITY OF SAN BERNADINO

COMING TOGETHER IN THE FACE OF VIOLENCE.

APART FROM TEACHING AT THIS SCHOOL, FAMILY MEMBERS SAY SMITH

ALSO VOLUNTEERED AT HER CHURCH TEACHING CHILDREN.

MEANWHILE, INVESTIGATORS ARE NOW LOOKING INTO THE CRIMINAL

HISTORY OF ANDERSON SAYING, HE HAD AN ASSAULT CHARGE AND A

WEAPONS CHARGE IN 2013. BUT THOSE WERE LATER

For more infomation >> Elementary School Shooter Who Killed Wife And Boy Is Identified By Police | TODAY - Duration: 3:04.

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This Is Not Happening - Steve Rannazzisi - Known Liar - Uncensored - Duration: 12:36.

- I was like, "Fuck, yeah, sounds like a great idea."

So I pile into a car filled with strangers...

and headed out to find Santa Claus.

What could go wrong?

[police siren blaring in the distance]

[dark electronic music]

♪

[coughs]

♪

Ha! Yes! [laughs]

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah!

[truck horn honks]

♪

- One of my best friends in the world,

you guys are gonna absolutely love him.

Please give it up for Mr. Steve Rannazzisi, everybody.

[cheers and applause]

- I love pot. I love it.

People think that I actually have a problem with pot,

but I don't remember their fucking names,

so it doesn't matter to me.

It doesn't affect me at all.

But I don't like traveling with pot.

Being a comedian, you got to travel all over the place.

I'm not good going through the airport.

I'm paranoid enough as it is.

I'm usually high on the way to the airport.

So the last thing I need is to be my own drug mule,

going to TSA worrying about getting busted, you know?

Last time I did it, Ari told me,

"Just put some joints in an airtight thing

and put it in your underwear."

They have these little airtight containers.

So I put the joints in the airtight thing,

and I put it in my underwear.

And as I'm going through TSA,

it starts to slip down my pants leg.

And now I'm like, "Oh, boy, if it falls out, this is it."

So I'm dead-legging it the rest of the way through the airport.

People are like, "Can we get the man with cerebral palsy

"a wheelchair, please?

Please."

So I don't do that anymore.

But luckily for me,

I played a character named Kevin

on a TV show called "The League" for a couple years.

[cheers and applause]

Yeah, thank you,

and the show's got a huge stoner demographic,

so I'm taken care of.

Lot of heavy handshakes on the road.

Everybody wants to smoke pot with Kevin.

Everybody--"Oh, shit, it's Kevin,

let's fucking smoke."

No one gives any shits about Steve.

No, Steve is just a vessel

to take drunk and stoned Kevin wherever he has to go.

But this pot, it doesn't come free, you know.

You think, "Oh, you're just gonna get free pot on the road."

No. There's a price you pay.

Yeah. Awkward conversations.

Dealing with people who aren't used to smoking pot.

I smoke a fucking shit ton of pot.

I'm used to it,

but you will get people who just smoke so much

that they just smoke themselves onto the spectrum.

You know? They just-- they smoke themselves special.

They'll just stare at you.

And you got to deal with these people.

You're among strangers. You don't want to be rude.

So you're just, like, hanging out with them,

and they'll just stand there, lingering, staring at you,

you know, introducing themselves multiple times,

asking questions, answering questions nobody else asked.

Just weird... [groaning awkwardly]

You try not to--"Hey, man, I think our time here is done."

They don't pick up on any social cues.

So you have to deal with these people.

I call these people pot blockers, okay?

They block the fun for everybody else.

We all want to be fun on pot, and you're ruining it for us.

So I stay away from the pot blockers.

And now--recently I was in Nashville,

and after my first show-- I was doing stand-up.

After the first show, talking to people,

hanging out after, smoking joints with the staff,

some fans hanging out, and it was real shit dirt weed.

So I'm not usually like this, but I was like,

"Hey, I don't want to be an asshole,

"but does anyone have any better weed than this?

You know, like, I didn't come to Nashville for this shit weed."

And they were like, "Oh, let's go to Santa's.

I got some friends. We can smoke some pot there."

And I was like, "Fuck, yeah, sounds like a great idea."

So I pile into a car filled with strangers...

and headed out to find Santa Claus.

What could possibly go wrong, guys?

What could go wrong?

And as I'm dri-- They're driving.

We're smoking more of this shit weed,

and I'm starting to get paranoid,

'cause I'm seeing less and less civilization

and more and more "Making a Murderer," you know?

I don't know if we passed Steven Avery's house,

but I think I saw him.

And now I'm like, "Oh, shit."

I'm getting nervous, 'cause I'm like, "This is it."

I know what I'm in the middle of.

I'm being kidnapped. I'm in the middle of being kidna--

This is Kidnapping 101.

This is the first thing you would teach--

You would be like, "Hey, buddy. Hey, you.

"You like puppies?

"Yeah, my friend Santa's got all the puppies.

"He's got them. Get in the van.

He's got them in a bucket at home--he'll give you one."

"Okay, I'll get in the van."

So I'm nervous, and then all of a sudden,

one of the passengers we're with goes, "Oh, we're here.

We're here. We reached it. This is Santa's Pub."

And that's where we were going, Santa's Pub.

Santa's Pub is the number-one dive bar in Nashville,

and it's not really-- Have you been there before?

I mean, it's not really a bar as much as it is

a double-wide trailer that they tried to convert into a bar

and just shoved it into the middle of the woods.

It looks like Santa Claus went through a really bad divorce

in the '70s

and this is all Mrs. Claus would give him.

Just take your shanty shack and sit in the woods, fat man.

[laughter]

Here's a great example

of the clientele that goes to Santa's Pub.

Beer is $1.

Water is $2.

Yes.

So anyplace-- Think about it.

Anyplace where beer is less expensive than water

and you're not in Flint, Michigan,

you're gonna have a good time.

[cheers and applause]

So I was like, "Fuck it.

Let's go into this Santa's hovel."

We walk inside, and they do karaoke every night.

Karaoke seven nights a week,

'cause it's Nashville, and everyone can sing.

They take it seriously.

Everyone's hanging out. They're singing.

They're getting their songs together.

And this dirt weed must have started kicking in,

because now I'm in the book and I'm like, "What"--

I'm already picking out my third song.

I've got one and two.

I've got "I'm Too Sexy" followed by "Pink Cadillac."

In my mind, I would've taken the house down with "Pink Cadillac."

And all of a sudden, everyone went nuts,

because that's when Santa showed up--

the guy that owns the place, Santa's Pub--

and he was with his buddy, and this Santa Claus--

he takes it very seriously, okay?

This is not ironic Santa.

He's got the beard,

the hair, all white, the big belly,

except he puts his own little twist on it, okay?

He looks like Santa Claus gave up

all that Christmas nonsense 20 years ago

and started making meth in the woods with his friends.

He's a little rough around the edges, this Santa Claus.

I was fixated on it.

I couldn't believe it, but everybody else was so psyched.

They didn't care about Santa. They cared about his friend.

They were like, "Oh, shit, he's here."

I'm like, "Who?" They're like, "That guy is

the greatest unknown singer in Nashville."

I'm like, "Really?

"The guy in pajama pants, Tevas,

and a T-shirt in the middle of the woods?"

They're like, "Oh, no, that guy's got a voice of an angel."

I'm like, "Oh, sure.

I heard that's how Springsteen started out, too."

Like, "Oh, you have to hear him sing."

I'm like, "Well, when does he go on?"

They go, "Well, he smokes pot with Santa

"around the back of the trailer,

and then he goes on whenever he feels like it."

And all I heard was "smokes pot with Santa,"

and I fucking bee-lined for the door.

I was like, "I'm going to find these fuckers."

30 seconds later, I am slopping through the snow in Jordans

around the back of his double-wide trailer.

Pitch black, I can't see anything at all.

I'm going, "Santa?

Santa? Is Santa here?"

Finally look over, and I see three people.

I see Santa Claus, the angel-voiced guy,

and a third person who was holding court.

The guy was in the middle of a conversation, talking,

and I walked up to them, right?

And they must have heard me coming,

because they stopped talking and they were,

like, they were shocked.

I guess that's the way you would be

if a stranger came tumbling out of the woods

and interrupted your conversation.

So I didn't want to seem weird, so I just was like,

"Okay, I'm just gonna introduce myself,"

so I walk up to Santa and I was like, "Hey, Santa.

"Hey, my name is Steve, and I'm super excited to meet you,

and I-I really love your place."

And he just stared at me like, "Does this motherfucker

think I'm the real Santa Claus?"

He probably thought, like, "Is he gonna sit on my lap

and tell me he wants a 10-speed for Christmas next?"

So I was like, "Oh, okay, strike one."

So I turned to the second guy, the angel-voiced guy,

and I'm like, "Hey, man, my name's Steve.

"Nice to meet you. Um, I-I heard you can--

"heard you got a great voice.

You going on tonight?"

And he's like, "Yep!"

And I was like, "Angel Voice just left me for dead."

And I was like, "Strike two."

So I turned to the third guy,

and before I could say anything, he goes, "Hey, I'm Bob."

And I was like, "Oh, okay, cool.

"All right, Bob. Look at us.

"What a crew we got out here.

"We got Crystal Meth Kringle,

"Susan Boyle, and Bob.

Nice, let's smoke pot."

Except this Bob wasn't any old Bob, all right?

This wasn't just a run-of-the-mill Bob

you run into.

This guy, his real name was Robert James Ritchie.

Does that ring a bell to anyone?

Yeah, you may know him by his better-known name, Kid Rock.

Yes.

I interrupted Kid Rock's conversation,

and he wasn't fucking psyched.

He was staring at me like I was Tommy Lee's dick,

just like, "What the fuck is this guy doing here?"

Now I'm starting to put all this together.

I was like, "I interrupted their conversation.

"I'm asking questions. I'm lingering.

"Holy shit, I'm the pot blocker now.

Fuck, how do I get out of this?"

But you know what? I didn't want to get out of it.

I wanted to stay there,

'cause how many times in your life

are you gonna get an opportunity to smoke pot

with Santa Claus and Kid fucking Rock?

I mean, if you asked me in 1994, what do you want for Christmas?

Smoke pot with Santa and Kid Rock.

And maybe instead of Angel Voice,

it would've been the fucking Joe C. guy--

the little guy that Kid Rock used to hang out with.

He would've been the other guy there.

So I was like, "I'm gonna stall

"and try to wait for someone to pull out some sticky icky,

and let's get this party going."

So everyone is still staring at me like I am a science project.

So I just--I go, "Okay, what do I do next?"

So I turn to Bob and go,

"Hey, Bob, are you gonna go on tonight?"

And he goes, "What do you think?"

And I just went, "Okay."

And then all of a sudden, thank goodness,

out of the front patio, you hear someone go,

"Hey, Kevin, we got more weed!"

And I was like, "Oh, that's me, guys.

I got to get out of here."

And I turned and started shame-slopping my way

back around the front.

And as I got about 10 feet away, I heard Angel Voice go...

[whispering] "He doesn't even know his own name."

And they started laughing, and I was like, "Oh, this is a low.

This is a true low."

[laughter]

So I got up front to the front patio,

and everyone was like, "Hey, did you get to see Santa Claus?

Did you find him?"

I'm like, "Yeah. "Yeah, I found Santa Claus.

And you could have told me

Kid Rock was around the corner, too."

And they're like, "Oh, bullshit, Kid Rock"--

I go, "Yeah, Kid Rock's right there.

He's around the corner." "Oh, fuck you, Kid Rock's"--

I go, "Listen, I understand that I am a known liar,

"but Kid Rock--

"I understand, trust me, I get it,

"but I promise you, Kid Rock is 100 feet away

around the corner," and they all went for him,

and I used that to slowly back my way--

and I got into a cab and I got the fuck out of there.

And the cab driver's driving home.

You know how you start to replay what you--

You're like, "Oh, what have I done?

This is not good."

And I'm like, "How do I make up for this?

How do I make this better?" And I go, "Okay, oh."

I text my friend Chris Porter.

Chris Porter, comedian-- very funny comedian.

He's also great friends with Kid Rock, and I texted him,

and I was like, "Dude, I think I just met Kid Rock,

"and it didn't go well at all, and just please let him know

that I am not mentally challenged."

And I went to be feeling much better about myself,

and I woke up in the morning

to a text message from Chris Porter.

It was a screen grab, and he had cut and paste

exactly what I had sent to him and sent it to Kid Rock,

and Kid Rock wrote back-- I shit you not--

on my sons' lives, "Yes, he is, period."

[laughter, cheers, and applause]

And I can't say I disagree.

Thank you guys very much. Thank you.

For more infomation >> This Is Not Happening - Steve Rannazzisi - Known Liar - Uncensored - Duration: 12:36.

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Giving Back Via Social Media - Duration: 2:20.

Today, I'm taking a break from cracking the millennials code.

Courtesy of one of my Twitter contacts my mind is on Giving Back Via Social Media.

I pointed out how unsocial social media is way back in 2009.

Largely, I still believe that—in fact, I believe it more than ever.

But maybe it's because we're all missing the point.

Maybe social media is about way more than broadcasting your pearls of wisdom to thousands

of disengaged strangers.

Or way less.

This morning I received a note pointing out that a link from this article was broken.

So I poked around, and sure enough, Mark Schaefer has removed an article he wrote a few years

ago.

Go ahead, check by clicking here.

While this could now take an ugly turn—I've been critical of Mark Schaefer's marketing

methodologies for a couple of years or so—I'm not invoking Mr. Schaefer as anything but

the object of this story.

The subject is giving back via social media.

As I pointed out to Duke Vukadinovic, Mark Schaefer's missing article is still available

via The Internet Archive.

Since we live in an ever-more-censored world where even that venerable body sees smoke

on the horizon, we've preserved it here as well, along with proof that Mark Schaefer

has deleted the post that Duke was looking for.

Again, those words might sound as though I'm picking on Mark Schaefer.

You don't ever delete an article from a website; old stuff has marketing value.

Mark, are you listening?

Giving Back Via Social Media

But this really is a story about giving back via social media.

I spent a few minutes doing the research that let Duke Vukadinovic see what he was looking

for this morning.

And from that came not only a stronger relationship with someone who might one day be helpful

to me, but the article you're reading, too.

Will Kim Kardashian ever do that kind of thing for one of her followers?

Of course not.

But I'm not Kim Kardashian and I'm pretty sure you aren't, either.

Got something you need a few minutes of help digging up?

You know where to find me.

For more infomation >> Giving Back Via Social Media - Duration: 2:20.

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td jakes 2017-#Lord is calling us on higher ground - Duration: 55:04.

For more infomation >> td jakes 2017-#Lord is calling us on higher ground - Duration: 55:04.

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What is Oberlo Supply - Duration: 1:36.

Oberlo supply beta is a free product

database that offers a wide variety of

products from carefully selected

suppliers who provide users with fully

automated fulfillment services

in order to access or below supply beta you first

need to assign your credit card to your

Oberlo account to use for in-app order payments

You can do this by going to

settings and then selecting the supplier's tab

Next go to the Oberlo supply beta

page directly from the navigation panel

You can visit any vendor store by

simply clicking the preview product button

You can use the same search field

to filter our products from specific

categories. In the Advanced Settings

section you can group products by country

specific shipping price or by

predefined price range

Once you find the right product press Add to import list

if you wish to know more about the products

click on it and you'll be directed to

the listing page

Here you'll be able to view useful information such as

the order processing time, product variants,

product description, similar products and

more. Finally go to your import list and

customize the product for your store

When ready to click Push to shop

and Oberlowill publish it to your store.

That's it! On behalf of all of us at Oberlo we

wish you a happy drop shipping

For more infomation >> What is Oberlo Supply - Duration: 1:36.

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Why is ValPal so awesome for Estate Agents in getting more Free Vals! - Duration: 4:27.

It's Chris Watkin here and we're

on my very good friends ValPal on

their stand at the ARLA conference and

and with Craig here and he is the

Supremo for ValPal

ValPal is a really really clever system

that enables the estate agents get more

free valuations ..... so talk to me about ValPal

Val pal generates

vendor and landlord leads for estate

agents and letting agents ... it converts all

the traffic that they spend time money

and effort driving to their website

converts it into vendor and landlord leads .... Why?

because it engages with them like

nothing else does on the web

So if i went to an

agent website ..would it say ValPal

all over it? .. No not at all every time it

is it's branded for specifically for the agent

So its a white label website?

Yes, the call to action button stands out where the

landing page where ValPal sits it's on

a subdomain of the agent site so they

don't lose any SEO juice that's very

important but it's all white labeled so

the consumers perspective we call it a

UX journey they believe they are still on

that website and its complete natural

flow thru .... ok so this I've got all the

clients that use valPal

and they love it to bits ...

however, my clients notice only probably only one in ten

of the people that go through their

section where you put in your name and

address and telephone number what property it is

only 10% give their details.

What would you advise for those people with the

ninety percent that don't put their

details in? Any thoughts on that?

Well there is some very tech you can have

you've mentioned before about putting a

cookie on there .... so you can track what is

happening with it ...where that lead is going

where that consumer is going and

then remarket to them .... there is

additional things .....

We have literally just launched another

version of the template of the landing

page and with the whole idea of that is

to help reduce the

bounce rate so we're now only asking are

very small information about the property on

the first page then they press submit

they're already invested in it and on

the second page we capture their details

and we're finding that that works better

So you are getting more people putting their details? Yes

... the percentages are

going up and percentage of bounce rate

is going down

excellent

Alot of people saying the free valuations

a little bit too early but I

think it's good on school estage agency.

We've been in the estate for years and

I'm really it's just got to tickle em

you gotta talk to them .. get to know them

just build that relationship ... they might only be

moving three or four months time but if

you're the one that tickles and no one

else does well you're going to be a

winner aren't you?

You know what speed of

response is vital

Make sure that you're on as quickly as

possible so important because even

though you're you may be you may think

that you're you're being too eager you

know what that consumer wants you to be

acting like that when it's a buyer too

So right ..... So it's important that you get on

the phone very quickly and also don't

accept the fact that they may just tell

you that they're not interested you know

what they've gone a long way their

journey to get to that point

just build relationship

they visited your website ...... they have the

noted an interest .... no one's forced them there

No one has stuck a gun to their head

to be actually on to your website

they visited your website because they have an

interest and what you're doing now with

valuations tool .... what is your getting

them todo is further engage and you've taken

it to another level .... you get that lead

So you make sure your team are prepared to

get out of their comfort zone and speak

to them ....... i I've got a client in Yorkshire

who who really does use ValPal particularly well

and when he sends a campaign out to

his database he gets 30 / 40 valuation leads

every single time

Simon Bradbury from Thomas Morris say an

email a couple of weeks ago and he's

been doing an email campaign he's got

429 Leads

40 instructions

mean that that's gonna be like 80 grands

worth of fees ... if not more ...

yeah that's big money!