Waching daily Jan 4 2018

I'm gonna be fit, I'll eat healthy get a girlfriend or a boyfriend or just a

friend for that matter. I will stop being lazy, be more confident. I will become

rich. I will travel the world. I will reinvent myself... this January 1st 2018

I'll start the process becoming the greatest version of myself.

Hi, I'm your New Year's Resolution Trainer and let me be straight with you

these new resolutions they just don't work. Let me tell you about the new year

resolutions that actually work 100% of the time the key here, you see, is not setting the

goals realistically so you can reach them and be better. Nooo. That's just too

much work you see the key here is to do it all and do it in the easiest way you

can ever think of. For example, you said, you want to be fit. Instead of lifting

weights and running. Just throw away every possible thing you can sit or lay

on. You have a table with chair well throw it away. Now you have a standing table.

Have a bed? Throw it away. You like laying down on the carpet

too bad! It's infested with moths and centipedes crawl that part of the town.

You can't even sit if you really really need to go take that dump. Simply put

this technique makes you fit, results are 100% guaranteed. Oh and you want to eat

healthy? Why? That's just gross. Why not just stop eating. The years of fat in your

body could take up your entire life time to burn. So, might as well just stop

eating and that will slim you up. I promise you, you my friend will die a

very sexy man. Want to get a girlfriend and aren't confident enough to get one?

well you see this is a hard one at first but if you think about the easiest way

of doing this... oh find someone that I'm attracted to and

stalk them on social media and physically around their house because hehohehoaaa

I'm that creep.

What the hell get this guy out of here!

You want a girlfriend and aren't confident enough to get one? Do us all a

favor and buy yourself a f****ng mannequin. Want to stop being lazy? Well just do the

least productive thing you can ever think of.

Like that dead plant you haven't watered in the last five years, throw it

away or a cat you just don't have the energy to feed even though it's just so

simple. Throw it away! It will find a new home. Meoooww

There don't you just feel so productive already! Want to be more confident who

needs a confident man in the actual world these days!! Just go on the internet

and start comment trolling and bashing people. Look at you, now that's what I call a

confident mofo. Want to be rich? Beg your parents for money, if they don't

give it steal it. All of it! And when you get that money, don't spend it. Do this

every day in five years you will be a rich man $$. Want to travel the world? Forget

stepping out of your mom's basement. That's just too much work. Discover what you

can within the corners of your mum's house, take selfies with your historical

artefacts covered with the spider webs and post it on Facebook to share it with

your only true friend your Mom. There you see, you're a fit healthy, confident guy

with a mannequin girlfriend and by throwing away the things and cats you

can't maintain and by trolling people on the internet and by begging and or

stealing money from your parents and by discovering your mom's basement in

exchange for actually traveling the world. You have truly reinvented yourself,

you have really become the worst human being there could ever be.

Congratulations! Great work and that's all thanks to "Living Life like a Loser

in Five Easy Steps" DVD is now available. What do you guys think of the sketch? Let

me know in the comments below. Talking about the New Year's resolution,

I personally don't believe in one but I do set goals and to reach my so very

realistic goal I need your help. Help me reach 100 subscribers and 10,000 views.

Not asking for much. This will enable monetization on my channel so far all

the work I've done on this channel is automatically un-monetized. To make some

money from YouTube's platform for the work I do, I need at least 10,000 views

on my channel. I'm currently at 1900 something channel views right now, so

help me reach my goal and I'll be that forever grateful

alien, that will never forget you. So pleaasseee help me and thank you! <3