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I'll take your tests at the door. Have a great day!
Ugh, that test was impossible!
Then again, I felt the same way about the last
few tests, but I ended up doing, like, really well on them.
Same, Same.
Did you get the answer to the question about the Declaration of Independence?
Wasn't it Jefferson?
Darn it! Yes, it was. I picked Hamilton for some reason.
Well, what about that question about where the British surrendered?
I had no idea, so I picked "None of the Above."
It seemed like the perfect trick question.
True, True.
So what have you been working on for the Pathfinder lately?
Well, this week I've been tasked on a
profile story about that new guidance
secretary. I can't remember her name
right now. Anyway, it's not too great.
Profile pieces always get very boring
after a while... so and so went to this
college, they have kids, they love
helping out all the students, blah, blah, blah
Well, I'm sure it'll turn out great, and who knows?
Maybe something juicy will pop up for you.
Well, that'd be definitely better than our cafeteria food!
[School Bell]
Good morning, Everyone!
CLASS: Good morning!
FEINSTEIN: Alright, I'm going to be handing back your tests, and we're gonna
look over the history of our great nation.
If you have any questions, come see me.
Okay, either I know exponentially more about
American history that give myself
credit for, or something's up with Mrs. F's grading.
I feel the same way.
Maybe it's that new musical everyone's listening to.
*I'm not throwing away my shot.*
*I'm not throwing away my shot.*
*Hey, yo, I'm just like my country*
*I'm young, scrappy and hungry, and I'm not throwing away my...*
Wait a minute! This isn't what I answered!
I'm one-hundred percent certain I answered "A".
Hamilton is the most influential person to ever live.
I think there's something up, Becky.
I mean, sure, one of us could forget what we answered.
I do it all the time, but this time... This time seems suspicious.
Definitely something I need to investigate for the Pathfinder.
Oh, definitely. I'll help you out if you'd like.
Absoultely! I appreciate the help.
Let's talk later. I don't want Mrs. F to get suspicious of us.
Agreed.
So, under the articles, each state
retains its sovereignty, freedom and
independence and every power, jurisdiction, and right
which is not by this confederation expressly delegated.
Can anyone tell me what that means?
So, how to catch Feinstein in the act...
[Ding]
I got it! We borrow one of the Pathfinder's
cameras, aim it at Mrs. F's desk,
disguise it, and catch her in the act.
The only problem is to catch her while grading...
Well, her off period is second hour, and based on her
work ethic, I don't think she's the type
of teacher who was to take tests home. My
friend has a test in her world history
class first hour so she should be grading
second hour.
Awesome! Tonight, we sleep.
Tomorrow, we expose the biggest scandal the
school has ever known
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I don't need that James Bond music anymore.
[Record Scratch]
Crap! Dead Battery!
[Footsteps]
Phew! That was a close one!
I knew it! This is unbelievable!
The public have a right to know. They're going to be furious when they see this.
This is maybe one of the best stories the Pathfinder will ever, ever see.
Alright, I'll edit this all together, make it look
perfect, and I'll show it for the whole school to see!
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Hello, and welcome to the Pathfinder Weekly! I'm Marvin Dailey.
Today, we begin with possibly the biggest scandal to grace
our airwaves, and that's saying something
considering the whole candy in the store incident.
Reporter Amber Zeitgeist joins us
live in studio with the exclusive story.
So Amber, I hear this involves one of our
school's most beloved teachers?
I does indeed, Marvin. History teacher
Penelope Feinstein has been changing students
answers on tests to artificially
improve their scores and her
reputation. My friend Rebecca and I
started having suspicions when we got our last
US history test back from her
and there were obvious signs of tampering.
Answers were clearly erased and filled in again.
Fueled by this hunch, we set up a hidden camera in
her classroom to catch her in the act,
and indeed we did. Take a look.
Hi! Yes, this is she.
Uh, huh.
Are you sure?
Okay. Okay!
Wow that is shocking! I'm being told we
have some breaking developments in regards
to the story. We go live to reporter Chucky
who is standing outside of Mrs. Feinstein's classroom. Chucky?
Marvin, we have just received
word from Head Principal van Bronstein
that Penelope Feinstein has been terminated from her
position as history teacher effective
immediately. He was watching our report
live only seconds ago and came to the instant
conclusion that this is not tolerable in our
school. Such a satisfying ending to a crazy
story. Justin Glock, Pathfinder Weekly.
Back to you in the studio.
Satisfying, indeed!
Well, that's all the time we have this
week. On behalf of all of us here at Pathfinder Weekly,
have a great week!
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