HEY, SUPER QUICK, MAN --
ANNOUNCER: ALL RIGHT, IT'S
POLITICAL ACTIVIST/RAPPER/DUDE
WITH A SCARY NAME, KILLER MIKE
AT L.A.X.!
HE'S KILLING IT!
BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT KILLING
IT?
THIS ATTORNEY GENERAL GUY.
TRUMP IS TRYING TO BASICALLY
POTENTIALLY REPLACE JEFF
SESSIONS, RIGHT?
IT'S JUST A MATTER WHETHER HE
RESIGNS --
LEAVES OR GETS FIRED.
ANNOUNCER: WE DON'T KNOW THAT
FOR SURE IS WHAT WE WOULD SAY IF
THERE WASN'T ALREADY BUZZ ABOUT
A REPLACEMENT.
ENTER --
IF PRESIDENT TRUMP ASKED YOU
TO BE ATTORNEY GENERAL, WOULD
YOU ACCEPT?
ANNOUNCER: HE'S THE MAYOR THAT
CLEANS UP N.Y.C. AND GAVE US
HOPE ON 9/11 AND YELLED AT THE
R.N.C.
SO IS HE IN?
RIGHT NOW WE HAVE AN ATTORNEY
GENERAL SO IT'S KIND OF A
HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION.
HE NEVER SAID NO, I'M NOT
INTERESTED.
ANNOUNCER: SO YOU'RE SAYING
THERE'S A CHANCE.
I HOPE NOT.
JEFF IS PRETTY BAD.
SOUNDS LIKE HE'S NOT THRILLED
WITH EITHER OPTION.
HE SAID THEY BOTH SUCK.
SO IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONE
OVER THE OTHER?
I WOULDN'T PICK EITHER.
I WOULD PRAY FOR SOMEONE BETTER.
I PRAY FOR THEM TO GET FOOD
POISONING AND CAN'T DO THE JOB.
ANNOUNCER: GROSS, AND BRILLIANT.
WHAT?
NOT BAD FOOD POISONING.
JUST THE KIND WHERE YOU LOSE
FIVE POUNDS AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT
IT.
KILLER MIKE IS THE SMARTEST
GUY GETTING AROUND.
KILLER MIKE SHOULD RUN FOR
SOME SORT OF OFFICE.
ANNOUNCER: KILLER MIKE 2020,
MAKE AMERICA DEFECATE AGAIN AND
AGAIN AND AGAIN!
AWESOME!
[LAUGHTER]
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