THE ADVENTURE
OF WIFE
IS DEPRESSED (yes that's what i named it)
has lived
a very short life... *insert sad music*
Think about it,
This game...
Is just a game where we are all...
BALLS (no don't you dare think of that)
Isn't that satisfying?
Isn't that amazing...
WE ARE ALL BALLS
And we can name each other...
Just different names...
Like um... uh...
THAT
Tha-tha-that's... uh..
MARKIPLIER
Yeh! You can pretend to be Markiplier...
Because... you're amazing(?)...
And you can... um...
BE
"You can be whatever you want to be"- Void, 2017
And you
*bleach*
Y U HEF TO EET MEH
I was in the middle of talking, thank you very much.
Y DID U TOUCH ME
*aggresive 'anyway'*
I forgot what I was going to say actually...
EY
Look!
It's YO MAMA (HI MOM)
Remember the
*weird stuttering*
The Yo Mama Jokes?
UM
Ok, I gotta think one up on the spot. *insert tension music*
YO MAMA SO FAT
That she....
um
is...
um...
*awkward silence*
um..
um... SHE'S DEPRESSED
and... she...
and she commit suicide (well that's kinda morbid)
because of that
and um....
UH
*weird stuttering 2.0*
SHE WALKED UP THE STAIRS TO HEAVEN
SHE BROKE IT
HUEHUEHUE
THAT'S SO FU...!
MORE HUEHUEHUE
EVEN MORE HUEHUEHUE
I'm sorry.
Wanta here another one?! (no)
YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT (what did i just say)
THAT SHE
SHE thinks she's...
GODZILLA (great job jared)
I don't actually know why I said that... (WELL ME NEITHER)
I'm sorry
But this guy's now following me because..
Ok, now he's not...
I thought...
Maybe I was following him (how does that work exactly tell us oh mighty genius)
Mayybe i was, like, running away from him
He was just going in the same direction as me...
He wasn't actually going for me...
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
I DON'T KNOW HOW LIFE WORKS ANYMORE...
*complete topic change* But this is a game where..
You are a ball and
People eat other balls (cannibalism)
*snort*
ok that's...
that came out wrong
Ok, I accidentally bumped into one of those things...
And people are now going to eat me now...
nooo
NOOO
Don't it'sa me
EYE EXPLOUDEED
Now I'm just two lonely...
BALLS
That's nice...
That's nice to know...
p̴̛͈̻̝̄l̶̲̄̈e̴̢͙̖͛̽a̷̛͔͔͜s̵̟̆ẹ̵̲̅ ̴̟̟͈͌͊̊d̶̦̼̞̈̔ö̵͚͍́̽̈́n̵͙̩͂͝'̴̪̼͑͠t̶̺͇̍̍͜ ̵̘̻̄̈͝ͅe̴͇͊a̷̒ͅt̴̗̃̇̑ ̶̛̖͔̼̏̾m̴͈̓̈͝e̶͙̩͂͌
I'm
I'm x2
I'm x3
poor
I'm depressed
That's why I'm called 'WifeIsDepressed'
Because WifeIsDepressed
My wife is depressed
I don't have a wife
BUT STILL
Ok I fused! ^_^
And then I get eaten... :(
That's how great I am at a game...
I get eaten straight away...
Once I...
Oh...
Kay.
Uh....
ducks
I can't even talk anymore (then why are you talking idiot)
I have no words...
This is just too much for my life...
I can't... I'm sorry...
OHMYGOD (look at that face)
So many BALLS
Or... that not even balls
Those are um...
How many sides are those?
*Jared's attempt at counting*
I CAN'T COUNT THEM
I'M JUST GONNA EAT DEM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
I got eaten by Steam! (said no one ever)
Gabe what are you doing?!
You don't have control over your own...
Program?
I dunno...
dhadhisudhaudishdi
I don't know what the word for that is called... I dunno...
I'M RIGHT HERE TRYING TO COUNT THE SIDES OF THOSE THINGS
ANd people try To kee....
Stoping me from counting them! (so mad that he forgot the 'p' in 'keep')
Because I want to...
NYEEEEHHHHHH (heh heh?)
I'm trying to count the sides of the these things
Because NYEEEEHHHH whatever....
Whatever... Should I just give up? Maybe I should gi-
OH MY GOD A BUNCH OF HAIRY BUGS ARE FOLLOWING ME
No... pls don't...
No...
I don't like it when hairy bugs are following me...
Thank you for not following me anymore because...
It's bad for your health....
Eating... depressed... wifes? (I'm sorry, I'm just confused from why I named that in the first place, move along)
yeh
HEY LOOK IT'S SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FORHEAD
I'm gonna eat you
gonna eat you
i wanna eat you
gimme... i wanna... gimme all your meat
Gimme all your uh...
What are these, actually?
These are balls
Gimme all your...
Balls... (It was at this moment Jared realised)
ok then
a
Hey look I split!
HI
BUDDY
LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTURE,
EY,
BUDDY?!
BUDDY
CAN I HAVE MY
BUDDY
uh...
BUDDY
ooh yay!
I love me-
AH-NO-NO-NO-NO-no-NO-NO
BUDDY
That was close... You almost got eaten
NOOO
BUDDY
Moment of silence remembering Buddy R.I.P Buddy
My only friend... :(
My only friend that would've...
AH-ADS I HATE ADS x 2
ADS ARE THE GREATEST
ok whatever then
I actually had friends in life (imaginary friends are still real, right?)
I actually had a friend....
Can I split?
Now I know I can't.
I WANNA FRIEND
GIMME A FRIEND
I DON'TWANNA GET eaten
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
OK, here we go!
THE ADVENTURE OF WIFEISDEPRESSED
a
STEAM WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MY LIFE
I LOVE eating BALLS
Eat my...
*aggresive sigh*
Eat..
MY....?
Eat my... x 5
EAT MY?
EAT MY...
I DONNO WHAT YOU SHOULD EAT MY OF..
I don't know what possesion of mine, would you eat of...
BWuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUut
'Eat my something' would be...
Something that you would say when you hate something A...
LOT
I'm not going to say the 'c' word.
Thank you and good night.
fin den eet meh pickle
SORRY
SORRY um..
TheSkeeDUd
I know it's yours but I don't care...
That was your own joke right?
Wasn't it?
Mr. The?
Mister The, m'lady?
Are you even watching this? I'm not sure
*bart sees you with doritos*
Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE (remember that meme? that was funny)
Um... Breanna's following em
And I'm not sure,
OK, never mind she's not following me anymore.
She WAS following me.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHatever,...
I'm about to record someone following me...
for some reason they just get of the screen, they're just like...
no
Y U NO
Y U NO RECORD ME FOLLOWING YOU
I'm trying to eat you...
I don't like people recording me eating other people...
Other BALLS
I guess that makes sense.... Maybe some people are camera-shy.
I donno
Anymo
I donno what life is anymore
AW MAn I expLOAUDED Again
oh my god.. (look at that face)
This is great, I know.
You know what, NYO NYO NYO NYO
He ate.. have of me...
fhijogbeaughhgduhsuhifufdsifhuenfwjfn
Y UGOTTA BE SO RUDDD
DOnt yaknoww i'm a..
BALL
too
I was about to say human but still, y'know
Y'nkow
I-I'm not human
I am not human,
In this game, anyway
I am not human (staph repeating yourself)
AND I GET EATEN AGAIN.
*clap* that's great, that's great
I love getting eating by other people...
It sucks....
HEY YOU WANNA HERE ANOTHER YO MAMA JOKE?!
What's that?! Whats that?!
NO?!
OK, then... I guess I'll just end the video here... Because nobody likes my jokes
Um... *clap*
Good
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Hey You wanna here a joke?!
Your life
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