With an estimated net worth of 3 Trillion 850 Billion 430 Million dollars, and that's
just every minute, it's all because he's the first Infinitare on the Globe.
If you thought floyd mayweather had the money team, then you must of never heard of Santa
and his Muthafucken Elves.
Yes, Father Christmas, can not only provide Millions of toys to all the nice kids around
the world, but he also has the fastest flying reindeer on the block.
With that being said, welcome to the Real Net worth.
Where we explore your favorite celebrities, businesses, properties, and all other assets
in between, so let's begin and take a closer look at, Santa's Real Net Worth.
First off, Who is Santa Claus?
Born sometime in the 17th century, like your Mom.
Saint Nicholas was a popular figure amongst the poor and needy, as Nicholas was a rich
and kind man who was left a fortune from his family after their passing, just like Donald
Trump.
As Nicholas became more giving, he gained more followers to help him deliver food and
toys to people in his village of Myra.
One night, Nicholas dropped a bag of gold down a chimney into a home and fell right
into a stocking that was hanging to dry.
Thus creating a tradition of gift giving through chimneys.
And was now known as Santa Claus… aka Father Christmas...Now its not certain how Santa
has gained his money throughout the centuries, but some say, that when he moved to the North
Pole he came across riches, maybe Santa had a banging weed growing operation in the Summer?
And he ran a chain of Strip Clubs during the fall?
Cause they drop that ass, speaking of which, during one Fall quarter, Santa met Holly,
who would eventually become Mrs Claus.
Word has it, she left him milk and cookies to eat... and..
Oh, he ate that big milky cookie alright..
After taking his new lady back up to the North Pole, Santa hooked up with the local Elf crew
and there you have it...
The biggest Toy deliver operation the world has ever seen..
Other than Amazon..
So where does Santa and his elves call home base?
Well, St Nick chills out most of the year in the North Pole Village, where it sits atop
a frozen ice mountain by the Arctic Ocean.
His entire home is over 50 acres, as it is called the Claus Manor, with 300 bedrooms,
and 40 bathrooms, this 19th century style home cost Santa $49,000,000.
And he also owns another home called the Elf manor, where all the elves work and play with
their Flesh lights, this estiate worth $3.75 million dollars.
So what kind of ride does Kris Kringle ride in when he's tossing back Mrs Claus's skirt
in the back seat?
Well, Santa rolls in one of the most unique vehicles in the world, its a bright red sleigh
with ultra turbo jet boosters, that can top speeds of up to 800 MPH.
With a little help from Rudolph the red nose reindeer, and the rest of the reindeer crew,
this is one fly ass Sleigh worth over 2 Billion US dollars...
Oh, and Mark Zuckerberg just ordered 12...
What other business ventures is Santa a part of?
He is known as the watcher of everything..
He knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..
And you can't get a restraining order on him, so be good for goodness sake.
As He spends most of his days preparing for the 1 day a year where he delivers all the
goodies..
So don't forget to write your wish list to Santa, ….."because he will be waiting"..
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