chapter 25 12 days of Chaos
It didn't take long before the cops showed up. They attempted to restore order, but things didn't go very well
We can either do this the easy way or the hard way shut it officer May quigley
Let's do it the fun way cried misfit and she yanked officer McQuigg. Lee's pants down around his ankles
I've got a good idea said George. What asked Harold run Said George
By the time it was all over the entire staff of Joram Horace Elementary school was in jail
The charges ranged from Indecent exposure and resisting arrest to reckless endangerment in pantsing a police officer
The cops didn't quite know what to do with Mr.. Krupp though. He can't really done anything wrong
he just stood there in the same spot for hours an hour saying but
over and over and over again
So was decided that he should be admitted into the pico Valley home for the reality challenged where he remained?
unchanged for nearly two weeks
George inhaled and their twin spent the next 12 days being very careful
Great job shouted yesterday, George angrily our teachers are in Jail and Mr.
Krupp is in the goof house these past two weeks have been a total disaster
Two weeks said Harold inquisitively
Yeah, yesterday, George continued in the past two weeks you guys have no wait harold interrupted
Wasn't something bad supposed to happen in two weeks
George yesterday George and yesterday Harold all thought back to Melvin's needless Cryptic warning in Chapter, Eleven oh
Yeah, they all said simultaneously the four boys looked around them they checked the horizon they sniffed the air they put their ears
To the floor and listened nothing there was no sign of any trouble
Huh said George I guess nothing bad is going to happen after all
Suddenly a fireball shot out from behind the clouds then came an echoing eardrum piercing sound of relentless terror
it was a laugh a
Horrifying sinister stomach churning laugh that the boys had not heard for many months a laugh that. They'd ho they would never hear again?
Uh-oh said the Georges were doomed cried the Herald's
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Gianni
The turbo toilet to thousands at the cross the rooftops in his homemade rocket scooter
Laughing ferociously as a trail of choking smoke filled in the afternoon sky
everyone screamed everyone cried everyone hid
Everyone that is except for George and Helen
They're dreadfully distressed duplicates
The four boys ran as fast as they could to the pico Valley home for the reality challenged
There was only one person who could stop this horrifying beast, and he was locked away in the goof house
The four boys dashed through the sanitariums front door and sled across the freshly waxed floor to the reception desk
We need to see Mr.. Crup Cried George almost out of breath
He's a patient here
Sorry said the nurse, but patients can't have visitors without a doctor's appointment
But he can save the world cried it handled. He's captain underpants
Sure. He is said the nurse sarcastically
Listen Bub
We currently have nine patients who claim to be captain underpants we also have four wonder women seven Albert Einsteins and one Elvis Presley
Well can we at least talk to him asked yesterday harold no said the nurse nobody talks to the King
Not Elvis said George angrily, Mr.. Crup. Oh
Said the nurse. I'm sorry, but no
Brats Cried yesterday Harold Captain underpants and stuck in the Goof house
We can't bust him out said George, but I know somebody who can follow me
frantically the boys Ran back across the City
Chapter 27 this guy is crazy
George had an idea, and he needed everyone's help to pull it off harold grabbed some cardboard boxes from his garage
George found some white spray paint in his garage
yesterday George and yesterday Harold each grabbed the Barbeque grill from their backyards
With a little ingenuity in a lot of duct tape the four boys constructed two surprisingly convincing talking toilet costumes
Georgian Harold climbed into the boxes and wheeled themselves awkwardly into town soon. They came face-to-face with the terrible toilet Mm
Yum yum eat him up said George opening and closing the barbecue grill lit with every syllable
Yeah, eat him up and stuff said harold doing the same thing with his Lid hurry cried the turbo 20 mm
I thought you guys were good
I'm not quite dead said George. It's just a flesh wound
Yeah, me too said Harold
Good said the turbo toilet Mm
You can owe me look for those two kids who messed up all of our plans a few months ago
um
Okay, said George, but what about that bald guy with the cape in the underwear oh
Goddamn leiter said the turbo toilet Mm. First. I want to find those two meddling kids I
Really think you should find that underwear guy first said harold yeah said George. He said some really mean things about you. Oh
You do duty shouted the turbo toilet Mm. Water be sure he um said George
He said you're so fed you have to put your belt on with a boomerang
Yeah, said harold and you're so dumb you tried to consider toilet paper by using both sides
Rudolf Scream the Turbo toilet Mm. Where are you?
Right this way said Harold
chapter XXviii one smashed into the Cuckoo's nest
The turbo toilet Mm. Followed George and Harold back to the Sanitarium
He marched through the front doors and headed toward the restricted area the nurses screamed and ran for safety
Quickly George grabbed the intercom turned up the volume and started snapping his fingers into the microphone
The sounds of finger snapping echo through the hallways of the pico Valley home for the reality challenged as the turbo toilet Mm
crashed from room to room
Mr.. Krupp who had been comatose for nearly two weeks suddenly began to change?
first a mischievous twinkle gleamed in his eyes
Then a giant smile spread across his face
He ripped off his straitjacket threw off his pyjamas and grabbed a curtain from a nearby window
Captain Underpants was back and the battle of the century was about to begin
chapter Xxix the Incredibly graphic violence chapter part tune in Philippi Rama
Hello, it's nice to beat you
Spank you very much. Oh
Swell Don and swirl
chapter 30 tears of a commode
Let that be a lesson to you said Captain underpants gallantly as the terrible toilet Mm cried and cried
Well said George I'm glad that's over with yeah said harold that ended up being a lot easier than I thought it would be at
that precise moment a single teardrop from the quivering eyeballs of the turbo toilet, Mm flew through the air and
Landed on Captain Underpants his face
spit ash
Suddenly our Hero's expression began to change
The Sparkle disappeared from his eyes his posture deflated and his goofy Grin morphed until a scowling grimace
What the heck is going on here, Mr.. Crup yelled oh, oh said Harold?
Mr.. Crup turned and saw the ginormous terrible toilet Mm. Blubbering behind him
the fine Principal shrieked
And he ran away screaming his head off
The turbo toilet Mm. Wasn't sure what was going on, but he decided to chase Mr.. Krupp and see what happened
Soon the Leviathan lavatory cornered Mr.. Krupp and scooped him up in his mighty robotic fist
Cried Mr.. Krupp
Said the turbo toilet Mm. That ended up being a lot easier than I thought it would be no
I just need to find those two annoying kids
Mr.. Krupp picked up a little
What's your annoying kids he asked whoa said the turbo toilet Mm
One of the model for I don't want a toy and the other one work not a bad haircut
Hey none of those kids said Mr.. Crup. Excitedly. I even know where they live
Really said the turbo toilet Mm. Then what are we waiting for come on my doodling minions?
Behold much a radical retaliation is ironed
Mr.. Krupp pointed the way and the turbo toilet Mm. Marched off Toward George's and Harold's houses. Oh
Oh said George or doomed again said Harold
Chapter 31 the re
retaliation
The terrible toilet - that was in March - George's and Harold's houses
Smashing through buildings pushing over cars and leaving a smouldering path of destruction behind him
George and Hannah tried to keep up, but the turbo twilit 2000 left him trailing behind oh
No cried harold he's heading for houses. There's no way to warn ourselves
It didn't matter however because yesterday George and esther day harold could hear the turbo toilet Mm. Coming from Miles away, I
Think he's heading straight for us Cried yesterday George, but how would he know where to find us asked yesterday Harold?
Jenna Left at My Street said Mr.. Crup. The kids live on this block. Oh, but they're hiding up in that tree house of theirs
Yesterday George and yesterday Harold saw the turbo toilet Mm. Heading for their back yard
They could feel the earth shake under each stump of his massive metal feet yesterday George locked the door to the tree house
yesterday harold hid under the desk
Okay, said Mr.. Krupp. I've let you do those kids you were looking for can I go now?
Sure said the turbo toilet mm. You can go rot in here
He shoved the screaming principle into his mouth and flushed his little handle
Mr.. Crumb shrieked in terror as he spun around in a swirling whirlpool of Saliva then the turbo 22000 swallowed hard and Mr.
Krupp was flushed away with a gurgling
The Turbo Toilet Mm
Slammed against the tree with his massive metallic shoulder yesterday George and yesterday Harold went flying
The bookshelf fell over comics flew everywhere and crackers eggs wobbled around precariously on the desktop
Don't hear you murder. The Goods scream the turbo toilet mm. As he smashed into the treehouse once more
Yesterday George and yesterday Harold went flying again the three eggs teetered perilously back and forth at the edge of the table
Cried the turbo 12 mm. Well, no when I won't make you suffer
He plowed into the tree a third time
This time the window smashed the TV topple over and crackers and eggs who off of the table?
yesterday George and yesterday Harold leaped for the eggs, no
Cried yesterday Harold as a three purple and orange speckled eggs flew through the air they hit the floor and shattered with a terrible crash
chapter xxxii suprise suprise surprise as
The treehouse swayed violently from side to side
Yesterday George and yesterday held sifted frantically through the broken Eggshell fragments
Suddenly yesterday Harold's hand felt something warm and fuzzy
carefully, he pulled it out of the broken eggshell pieces it was a
Yesterday Harold wasn't quite sure of what it was
What the heck is this thing?
Cried yesterday Harold has a tiny fuzzy creature wrapped its wings around him and looked up lovingly into his eyes
Yesterday George pulled two more fuzzy winged creatures out of the shell fragments and stared at them in disbelief
this
This can't be he cried
The tree house Shook Wildly and yesterday George and yesterday Harold went flying again
The three tiny creatures happily wiggled their way up to the boys faces and started licking their cheese
The turbo toilet Mm. Climbed up the side of the treehouse and tore the door off its hinges
He reached in and grabbed yesterday George in yesterday Harold in his mighty metallic hand
or watching no
Roared the preposterous porcelain predator as he shook the two boys back and forth
The three fuzzy creatures fell to the floor
Quickly they got to their feet and excitedly flapped their wings
They weren't sure all was happening, but it seemed like fun
The turbo toilet Mm. Jumped down from the treehouse and squeeze the two boys tightly in his fist
Orderly, I shall avenge my father noise
And take my place as a supreme leader of the Earth he shouted
The three tiny creatures fluttered down to yesterday jorge and yesterday herald wagging their little tails with excitement
But when they saw the looks of terror on the boys faces they realized that this was not a game
Quickly the three creatures took action and began circling the Turbo Twitter Mm like mosquitoes
Then they each took turns ooming in close and taking quick bites out of him with their bionic jaws oh
Cry the turbo toilet mm. He desperately swatted at the swooping creatures all those things
Another one dive didn't bit him on the farm and neat down a steel bolt
Her poured out screaming the frustrated fiend as he released the boys and began sweating at the flying beasties with all his might
The strange furry creatures grasped the turbo toilet Mm. By his lid and shoulders and lifted him off the ground
Flapping the rings as hard as they could they carried the villainous lavatory higher and higher into the air
even more flipping amah
It's more por tu. No fly if I want to
Soon they were more than a half mile up in the sky
Lululu Goo roar the terrified turbo toiley Mm. This turned out to be a poor choice of words
Because the three fuzzy creatures did exactly that
All at once they released their grip on the evil Robotic, Behemoth and sent him tumbling downward
Faster and faster he fell through the clouds spinning out of control and screaming in terror
Chapter 33 to make a long story short
couple mo
Chapter 34 welcome back krupp
The turbo Twyla 2000ad smashed into a vacant parking lot and exploded with a sonic boom that shattered nearly every window in the city
When the smoke finally cleared Mr.
crup sat alone in the center of the impact point surrounded by mangled metal and jagged chunks of Porcelain
And everything around him matt had been destroyed but Mr.. Crup surprisingly was unharmed his super powers had protected him
soon two cops arrived at the scene
Are you okay? They asked I?
Guess so said Mr.. Crep this must be one of those crazy nightmares. I keep having oh
Great said officer my quigley. It looks like we caught another naked schoolteacher who thinks he's dreaming
Let's lock him up with the others said the chief of police
chapter 35 Hamster decals
Georgian held finally made it home. Just as the three furry creatures were returning to the tree house
yesterday George and yesterday harold told them what had happened and how the strange fuzzy creatures inside crackers eggs had saved the Earth from
Total destruction
What are those things anyway asked George they kind of look like a cross between a hamstring a pterodactyl said held I?
said George that means that Suwon crackers
Were yeah?
But that doesn't make sense said harold how could a man will meet with a reptile? Yeah?
cried George again, I mean all I saw was Dna was mutated when he morphed with that bionic, Endoskeleton said harold Ii
Cried George again
I suppose a mammal with mutated genes might be able to breathe with a prehistoric reptile harold speculated. What part of you?
Don't you understand shouted George?
Sorry said Harold
Soon the four friends and their three new pets were back up in the tree house
They all worked together to clean up the mess
Then the two heroines made beds for the baby hamster dactyls out of shoe boxes while the two georges thought up names for them
Let's call the girl Dawn said George, what about the two boys asked yesterday Harold?
Orlando and Tony said yesterday George harold wrote their new pets names on their shoebox beds, but he still seemed perplexed
Are you still trying to figure out? How we ended up with three half Pterodactyl half bionic Hampshire Pets asked George
Yeah, sort of harold replied. You're thinking too much said George
Listen if you look too closely at these stories. They're gonna fall apart
What do you think this is Shakespeare I?
Guess you're right said harold of course. I'm right said George just go with it man
Chapter 36 all's well that ends poorly
Well that was a satisfying ending said yesterday harold as he tucked Tony, Orlando and dawn into their beds
What do you mean satisfying said George the city is destroyed our teachers are in Jail
There are four of us and our three meat and pens think were their moms. Oh
Yeah, said yesterday harold I guess there are a lot of loose ends in this story. Oh
Said held that could only mean one thing
What asked yesterday George?
Another sequel said held oh, no why in Georgian yesterday George here. We go again
Montero than Yesterday Harold
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