- Down with movies, they've lied to us for too long.
I wanna see people going to trivia on Wednesdays and nothing happens.
Can we make that movie?
-In a world where everything is exactly as it seems to be...
-That was the end of Trivia Wednesday - come back next week!
-Well, that was fun. I'm tired, though, so I'm gonna go home.
- Alright!
-One girl realize... nothing is as she wants it to be.
-Morning, I'm gonna need you to stay late tonight.
-Sure. Um, when you get a minute today, can we talk about that raise?
-Probably not.
-Okay.
- Hey, at least you tried.
Wait, where are you going? You don't live in this building.
You live in a tiny studio across townand — plot twist — your rent is due!
-So, why, in your opinion, is life not like the movies?
-Well, there's no meet cutes. I think those aren't real.
- Oh, like, just like hanging out, meeting someone in the coffee shop.
-Yeah.
-Hey, can I get you anything?
-Nah… *mumbling*
-Hey, did you ever play Angry Birds? It's really fun.
-Why can I never meet anyone cute?
-Actually, maybe there's someone already there.
Maybe it's not in your phone, it's to your left. Let's get dinner.
-I'm sorry, what did you say?
-Nothing, I was coughing.
-In rom-coms, friends are so obsessed with the protagonist's life.
-Yes.
-No one's, like, coming to your apartment,
being like "Girl, I quit my job so we could fix your life!"
-Get you an outfit…! Yeah, no.
-No, that's not real.
-Yeah, actually, I just broke up with Dan.
What are you doing here?
-Um, hello, you just went through a breakup. Of course I'm here.
What are best friends for, if not grand, sweeping, unrealistic
middle-of-the-night gestures that are going to uplift, inspire,
and include an awesome montage set to the latest girl power pop anthem?
-Thank you, I'm really OK, though…
-You have got to get out! No more sad singledom for you!
We're gonna go dancing— And we'll quit our jobs!
Ooh, we'll go to Italy, we'll ride mopeds, we'll meet cute Italian men…
-It's Tuesday night. I have work tomorrow…
I have student loans to pay.
-Me too. I took an Uber here and it was really expensive.
I regret that.
-Real life is never like the movies because it's written
to be perfect and funny and charming.
And you know, real life is ugly sometimes, and real life is sad sometimes.
But, I think real life is better.
-That's a good message, "real life is better"! -Thanks!
Không có nhận xét nào:
Đăng nhận xét