Hey Kate!look at what I invented in my lab
Let me guess,it's another weapon for your weapons collection?
Exactly,and I can't wait to test it!Tell me your opinion,okay Kate?
Matt,wait!
What do you think?neat,right?
ugh,why do you have to keep inventing these weapons anyways?it won't get you anywhere
um...Successful villains have a lot of weapons
and they always use them
well,''successful'' villains don't destroy their own homes!
Don't you remember what happened last week?
idiot
Well okay then,no one asked for your opinion
you just came here to ask about my opinion
also,you being an idiot isn't an opinion,it's a fact.
Okay,your opinions are wrong,now if you excuse me,I need to work on my world domination plans
You know?that's what a ''successful'' villain would do
idiot
G7,you won't believe what Kate said...what are you doing?
i am just reading your world domination plans
oh,What do you think of them!?neat,right ?
Matt,How are you gonna plant a bomb in a the center of the earth?
can you even ''go'' to the center of the earth?
Axle did it!
Anyways, let's start accomplishing my latest plan,which is...
communicating with aliens!
You see we...
we will communicate with aliens with the ''alien communication device''
They will come here,and we will make a negotiation with them
then we will work together,and they will give us a lot of....WEAPONS!
How do you know they have weapons?
of course they have weapons!don't you watch movies!?
Are you sure aliens even exists?
only one way to find out.
Sir,we have reached the solar system,and we're near a planet called ''earth''
Well, I guess it can be our next planet....to invade
but lord Eroberer,didn't we already conquered your planet?
I can't be satisfied with only one planet,the more the merrier
The whole Galaxy will soon be mine. Lord Eroberer
um..sir,how do you have a German accent when you're an alien?
good,prepare our weapons
but...the guys you just threw,He was the weapons inventor,How will we have weapons now?
he was?
did you really had to throw him out?you need to control your anger sir,now what are we going to do?
All right,we must look for a new inventor. No big deal
Sir,We are getting messages from an....unknown earthling
Land there!maybe earthlings do have weapons
We were waiting for God knows how long!
we were waiting for only two minutes.
Holy f*ck It's an alien!
oh my gosh...they DOES exist,this is cool!
Greetings my future slaves!
I was wondering if maybe you have weapons,and if you don't have,then...I will have to kill...
Did you invent all of these?
yeah,we invents them like...all the time,he even mumbles about them in his sleep
I will make a rocket launcher tomorrow...
great! I would like to borrow them
You see,me and my henchmen here need weapons
Because we don't have any.
we WOULD have weapons,if he didn't just throw our inventors away!
wait
Borrowing my weapons!?
we need to be weaponized so we can conquer your planet,what do you think,would you like to join us?
Sorry buddy...
I don't work for anyone,if anything you should work for me,green face!
''Green face''!?you are an idiot...
And a racist!
and what are you gonna do?
Kate!Kate!you Gotta help Matt
You also ruined my cereal
he communicated with a group of aliens and the leader captured him!we gotta save him...
You,you do believe in Aliens,right?
Can't he spend an entire day without a problem?
And why do I always have to be the one to save him from these problems!?
aren't you his sister,dammit?
Fine,if he wasn't family I was gonna leave him with that stupid alien
Okay,we will use Matt's hovership to follow the aliens,we will have to hurry to catch up with the alien spaceship
didn't Matt create you with weapons and stuff?Why don't you save him by yourself?
I need ''fingers'' to use the hovership,Matt didn't create me with fingers
But...I'm too young to drive...
don't worry,I'll give you a few intersections
besides,Matt's driving is worse than the girls.
Hey dude,would you like to reconsider this?
I won't kill you because I still need you
well,I don't want to help you because I wanna rule the universe
It's supposed to be my goal...
So what do you say?we can be rivals!
Whoever rules the universe first wins!
if we became rivals then I'll have to kill you,right here right now.
ah,crap.
Guten tag!
why are you speaking in French?
how did you get through my henchmen?
what henchmen?
Why do we even work for him?
okay,let's get this over with.
why don't we solve this with a fair battle?
hey! whatever name you are!
hand me my weapon!
You do realize that we still don't have weapons...?
Nevermind him,I have this amazingly designed pocket knife!
Lame,i have a real gun.
what do you mean by...?
that was...
Easier than I thought?
Okay,You free Matt while I plant this bomb on the spaceship
what?explosions are awesome! I want a real action in this mission
can I drive it now
No
Hey, you know?maybe I need some parts of the demolished spaceship,It could be useful!
Take me to the spaceship Kate!
Anything for you,brother.
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