Chapter 10 meet George this is George Beard
George is 5 and 3/4 years old
He and his parents had just moved from Michigan to the house next door to Harold and his family
And Georgia was what adults like to call a precocious child?
his mother had taught him to read and write when he was 4 years old and he
currently scored higher on tests than most children twice his age
George's former teachers had suggested that he skip ahead to the third grade
But his parents decided it would be better if George stayed in a classroom with kids his own age
To this day George's parents were still not sure if they had made the right decision on
The one hand George had developed good social skills and had been well-liked by his classmates
That was good on the other hand George was bored in class and often got it to mischief. That was bad
George had never really liked school very much
He preferred riding a skateboard watching monster movies and reading comics and graphic novels
George liked writing stories, too
He had filled up more than 20 spiral notebooks with marvelously silly adventure stories. They had written all by himself
Many of George's stories had gotten him into trouble when he'd read them out loud at his old school
His classmates loved them, but his teachers thought they were rude violent and totally inappropriate I
Hope things will be better here in Ohio said George's mother and she helped him get ready for his very first day of classes at
Drawing Horowitz Elementary school your father and I bought you this nice time to wear at school today
At I cried George kids don't wear ties
Well, you weren't going to wear one said George's mother. I want you to make a good first impression. Oh
Come on. Mom said George ties are for nerds. Oh
For Heaven's sake said George's mom your father wears a tie is he a nerd um
Kind of said George don't be ridiculous said George's mom. You're wearing a tie, and that's final
Ratz Said George
George put his backpack on and reluctantly hugged his mother at the door
He was still a little upset about the whole tie thing have a good first day at school dear said George's Mom
MMM-Hmm said George
George grabbed his skateboard from the bushes by the driveway and started off Toward school
it was about five blocks away, and the sidewalks were mostly smooth with hardly any pebbles good for skateboarding the
Right school had been very pleasant actually until George reached the corner of dogwood drive in Rosie D'alene
there was some kind of commotion going on in front of the gas station across the street and
George watched it intently as he waited for the traffic light to change. He saw the gas station guy shovel yellow-haired kid to the ground
Then he saw some mean-looking kids Inc. The boy up and steal his money. This was not good
Finally the light changed and George walked across the Street toward the gas station
He stood by the display sign while the attendant laughed at the yellow haired kid and told them he needed to learn to stick up
for himself
George was furious
checker 11 Furious George
There is not a whole lot
You can do when you are a little kid who encounters injustice your natural desire as to set things, right?
but that can often backfire results in even greater, injustice 'as the
Sad truth is big people usually have all the power you can't force anybody to be kind or fair or honorable
especially if you're only 43 inches tall and weigh only 50 pounds
That's why it's important to be smart
George Beard had just witnessed the most hostile and unfair thing he had ever seen
The bad guy is outnumbered him by five to one and now weighed him by probably 700 pounds
but Georgia was smarter than all of them put together and he knew it as
The bullies dragged Herold across the street George looked around him for the best way to make things right?
He focused in on the display sign excellent the sign read freak break inspection
This was a busy intersection and George knew that a tiny change on the sign could create a great deal of pandemonium
So he reached over to the sign and removed the letters K and he the word break
Hey Scream, Billy bill get away from that sign right now. You hear what is wrong with you kids these days
Billy Beard marched right over to George yelling and waving his hands in the air frantically
He reached out to Grab George by the shirt collar, but he never got the chance
At that very moment a violent volkswagen jumped the curb and screeched up next to Billy Bill
Two old ladies fool out of the car screaming at the top of their lungs
Free brow inspection shouted the driver as she smacked Billy bill over the head with her purse not so offensive
How dare you yelled the other lady hitting Billy bill with her cane?
women are human beings my toys for you to play with
You're a male chauvinist pig
Screamed a third lady who had run over from the coffee shop across the street with a group of her angry female friends
the h took turns kicking Billy Bill
Repeatedly in the knees as other women drivers slammed on their brakes and rushed forward to join in the ferocious female fight for equality
You gotta learn to stick up for yourself George said to Billy bill smiling or people are gonna bully you your whole life
George won't pass the Giant traffic Jam
That was forming and ignored Billy Bill's tear-filled cries for Mercy as they kicking and whacking and hair pulling and foot stomping continued
George was looking for that yellow haired Kid
He skateboarded over to the elementary school and circled Back toward the parking lot
There he saw kippur and his creepy cohorts laughing and cheering as they tore up harald shrines and snapped each of his pencils in half
Leave him alone shouted George the sixth grade bullies turned and looked at the tiny kindergartner who stood defiantly before them
Left kippur, what's he going to do if we don't?
I'm Gonna, Indiana jones yeah
George said as he untied his tie and twirled it threateningly between his outstretched hands get him yelled kippur the
Bullies ran in for the attack and George let them have it
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For those of us who aren't very mature we proudly introduced the art of Flippy Rama?
the kipper a whipper
Kipper screamed like a giant blubbering baby and ran for his life
bug and Lugia were up next
the attacker smoker
Screamed looking buck through their tears thing stein opened up a trash bin and the for bullies tried to scramble inside
But they weren't fast enough
the Tormentor Preventer
Chapter 13 the Detention I
Don't want you guys messing with me ever again
George said firmly as the bully squealed in high-pitched terry and that yellow haired kid is off-limits to
You mess with us you answer to the tie?
George Snapped his tie in the air one last time causing the four sobbing sixth graders to Shriek Like Baboons I
Go Benny
kipper wilde through his tears
Suddenly Mr.. Krupp came storming out of the building what's going on out here? He screamed
kid beat us up kippur sobbed oh
He did did he yelled Mr.. Krupp as he grabbed George by his arm. I don't say Kinda boys in the school
They're the boys cried harold pointing a kipper on his three friend friends
Those guys were just about to beat that kid up. He was just defending himself
Mr.. Crump reached over and grabbed harold by his arm. I don't like liars either. He growled
Mr.. Krupnick both boys to the Detention room you jew troublemakers are going to stay here until you've learned your lesson
He shouted then slammed the door
So much for a good first impression said George the two boys sat in silence for several minutes
Harold opened his backpack and took out a notebook and the pointy half of one of his broken pencils
He started to gel what grade are you in asked George?
Kindergarten Said Harold
Me too said George. I'm new we just moved here three days ago. Oh
Said Harold I think you live next door to my house
really said George
George glanced over and noticed that harold was drawing a giant monster. Hey, you're a good jar George said
Thanks Said Harold
George watched as harold drew a flying here was zapping the monster with the laser beam
Cool said George pointing to the superhero. What's that guy's name?
Harold shrugged he doesn't have a name how come ask George?
Harold shrugged again
It's just a picture. He said it's not really a story oh
said George
George watched intently as harold finished his picture
When he was done haled folded the page back and started drawing a new picture on the next page
um
Do you want to draw too harold asked? I have some more pencils they're broken, but the Pointy part still worked okay?
No said George. I can't draw good. I'm a writer oh
Said harold he tore some fresh pages out from the back of his notebook and handed them to George
Here you can write on these if you want
George took the papers and thought for a long time
Then he wrote the adventures of dog men at the top of the first page
at the bottom he wrote by George and
Hey, what's your name Kid George asked Harold Said Harold?
George wrote Harold's name down at the bottom
I'm gonna write a comic book said George. You can draw the pictures okay um okay?
said Harold and
That is how George and harold became friends and started their publishing empire on the very same day
chapter 14 the Adventures of dog man by George and Harold featured action laughs and fleas
The adventures of dog men by George and Harold one time there was a police guy his partner was a dog named Craig
They were good at catching criminals and stuff
But one day, there is a bomb
We have to stop the bomb Greg
But they were too late
Kablooey
the bomb blew up, and they got hurted a
ambulance took them to the hospital
How do you feel fred oh?
Me too soon the doctor came in with Sad news
I'm sorry greg, but your body is dying your head is dying too cup
Rats, I sure hate my dying head
But then hey I got a idea
nurse Lady
Why don't we sell Greg's head on for the cops buddy?
Good idea nurse lady. You're a genius
gray
So then they had a big operation
The doctor cut off Greg's head and sold it on Cop's body
What a lucky day, and so hooray for dog man
Doc man was the best of all cops?
He could sniff crooks with his nose dog
rats
he could hear crimes with his dog ears rats and
best of all he could punch criminals with his human fitz I
Mean rats great dog man, where's the crook huh? He's up on the roof. What is he wearing?
He's wearing pants. How will we ever get up there?
Good idea dog man. Let's climb the bark of this tree and so
We caught the bad guy. We couldn't have did it without you
Dog man was the greatest cop of ever?
But he had one mortal fear vacuum cleaner dog man saw the vacuum cleaner he runned and hided oh
I forgot dogs are scared of vacuum cleaners
But nobody knew that somebody was watching
Somebody evil it was Pd. The world's most evilest cat
Now I know I got me do we ignition so PD invented a evil vacuum robots
Got my precious go and check up I did money from your bank
Okay
Hey, no fair
quick dog man a robot is robbing the bank dog man Rhonda to save the day, but then
dog man runned away
Get you dog man. He runned and runned
Finally dog man got cornered in a corner. I'll kill you
The vacuum cleaner got closer and closer dog man, got scared and scared
The vacuum robot leaped attack asleep, but then look at what happened
the vacuum got unplugged
Dog man wasn't scared no more
He beated up the robot
Then he followed the cord it lead it straight to Petey's hideout. Oh
That pt. Got arrested right see if only I would I mean that court six inches longer dog man was the hero
Good boy dog man, shake
Good idea let's have some wine non-alcoholic wine hooray for dog man the end
chapter 15 of the plan
Mr.. Crup stay had been very busy, and he'd completely forgotten all about the two boys
He had banished to the detention room by the time the final bell rang at 2:45
Georgian Harold had finished their very first comic book
Hey this comic book turned out pretty good said George yep said harold smiling
I'll bet we can make copies of this and sell them for 25 cents each said George
The two boys Gathered their things and walked out the front door of the school
We should start our own comic book company said harold let's do it said George. We can call that tree house comics inc
Why tree house asked harold because my dad is building me a tree house in our backyard said George
It's gonna have electricity in a TV and everything we can make our comic books up there
awesome said Harold
George and Harold walked by the trash bin where kipper and his friends were just about to administer killer wedgies to a couple of kindergartners
Oqp called George the bullies turned and saw George reaching for his hi
Suddenly their eyes filled with horror they released their prey and ran away waving their arms and nipping like wiener dogs
I think I'm gonna wear a tie every day from now on said George. I think that's a good idea said Harold
As George and Harold walked home the two friends talked about their favorite movies and games
Which videos were the funniest and what kind of bubblegum blew the best bubbles?
HmM said Harold all that talk about bubblegum is making me hungry
Come on over to my house said George. I make a mean peanut butter and gummy worm sandwich
Really said harold yep, George said the secret is the chocolate syrup
Okay, said Harold
Soon the boys reached George's house and headed for the back yard
George's Dad was hard at work Building George's new Tree house
Hi, Pup, said George. Hey, buddy said George's dead. How was your first day at your new school?
Okay, said George and who's your new friend?
George's Dad asked this is Harold said George. He's a good char
Hello, Harold said George is Dead. Hi said Harold
Well, we've got a lot of work to do Pop said George
Do you want us to bring you a peanut butter and gummy worm sandwich?
No, thank you said George is Dead
The two new friends walked into George's house made some sandwiches and got right to work
George and Harold knew was up to them to put a stop to kipper crops reign of terror
So they made a long list of kipper strengths and weaknesses to get a better understanding of their mortal enemy
After a few minutes hell, began to feel discouraged
This is terrible said harold kipper crop has so many strengths. I finally think of one weakness
What's that ask George?
Well, he's kind of dumb said held
George smiled and wrote down kind of dumb wonder weaknesses, that's all we need said George
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