John Oliver: 'No one is better than Trump at claiming victory from defeats'
On Last Week Tonight, John Oliver returned form a brief hiatus to recap some of the latest controversies engulfing the Trump White House
John Oliver returned to Last Week Tonight after a four-week hiatus to address the latest news out of the White House, including Donald Trump's proposed ban on transgender troops,
Republicans' failure to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act, and White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci's potty mouth.
He began: "We have been away for most of July, so we have clearly missed a lot, from Kid Rock possibly running for the Senate to
OJ Simpson getting parole, finally, to Jared Kushner actually speaking out loud following his testimony before a Senate committee."
"That happened this Monday," he continued, "and if it feels like that happened a month ago
that's all thanks to President Trump, who seems to be bending the space-time continuum in order to fill a week with more news than it can scientifically contain."
Oliver went on, "We may already be entering the Mad-Libs portion of Trump's presidency, where he just persecutes groups at random:
transgender people banned from the military, Pacific islanders can no longer use the postal service and Jews can no longer high-five."
liver then recapped the GOP's failure to repeal Obamacare after Senators Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski and John McCain voted against majority leader Mitch McConnell's healthcare legislation.
All this drama somehow took a backseat this week to the one unfolding within the White House," Oliver explained, "where both Sean Spicer and Reince Priebus have resigned following the appointment as
communications director of Anthony Scaramucci, a former hedge-funder and Long Islander of the frickin' month for 643 months in a row."
Scaramucci's nickname is 'the Mooch', which already sounds like the name of a cow STD," the host joked.
He then detailed some of the media's creative ways of covering Scaramucci's comments in his much-publicized New Yorker interview, where the administration's latest big hire said he was "not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock".
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