Waching daily Jul 7 2017

[phone beeps] Suri...

It's "Siri".

What is the history of guacamole?

Why is that something we need to know?

I want to know.

Why?

Do you know the history of guacamole?

Yeah, pretty-- you know, someone smashed an avocado

and took all the other stuff that they grew nearby

and shoved it in and there you go.

Well, no, it was the Aztecs, actually.

Well, those were the people that shoved it in.

Well, yeah, you're right.

After that, that's pretty much what they said.

Okay, well...

I have a question for you.

Yeah.

I was listening to Howard Stern.

Oh, boy.

What is tea bagging?

I think I know what it is, but you tell me if I'm right.

Why don't you ask your, uh, good friend Suri?

[phone beeps] Suri, what is tea bagging?

[phone beeps]

Mom, I was kidding.

Oh.

Well, if you're not gonna tell me...

Tea bagging is when a man places his testicles

in a woman's-- or man's-- willing mouth

repeatedly, like, you know, like you dip a teabag into hot water

while you're making a cup of tea.

Well, that's exactly what I thought it was.

So thank you very much.

I love our mother-daughter chats.